Chapter 187: Liar (Asking for Subscription)

Chen Yang turned around with the fourth uncle, and at the same time saw a rough man who was taller than both of them.

But this man is not as black as the two of them.

The rough man was also taken aback when he saw the two people who turned around.

After all, this style of painting is still a bit inconsistent. The two peasants were dressed with tanned skin, presumably from years of hard work.

If that's the case, it's not surprising, after all, most people are from peasant backgrounds.

But the problem is that the darkest-skinned one of the two is holding a small baby with fine skin and tender flesh in his arms. Then there was a small earth dog next to him.

There are no words to describe this style of painting.

The rough man said, "Your car is stuck in traffic, please move the car." ”

Chen Yang and the fourth uncle looked at the pickup truck at the same time, and then they realized that just now the two of them were patronizing and marveling at everything here, and they actually parked the car diagonally on the road.

In this way, the rough man's luxury car can't get in.

Chen Yang hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, I just patronized and sighed, I didn't pay attention, fourth uncle, hurry up and move the car." ”

"Okay. When the fourth uncle heard this, he turned around and was about to get into the car.

"Wait a minute. Another voice said. The two looked at the rough man again, and found that it was not the rough man who spoke, but another man.

Hey, it's a narrow road.

Guess who got out of the rough man's car?

Of course it won't be Chen Yang's father.

This person is not a bystander, it is the flip-flop uncle who was so angry in the square the day before yesterday that his blood pressure almost increased.

If it weren't for the fact that this uncle was more recognizable, Chen Yang and the fourth uncle really wouldn't recognize him at this time.

His big shorts were gone, his undershirt was gone, and the flip-flops on his feet were gone.

However, he doesn't wear a suit or leather shoes now, just a pair of clothes and shoes that are just as loose and comfortable.

When the fourth uncle saw that it was the eldest brother of flip-flops, he didn't get into the car first, but said with a simple smile: "Haha, why did you come here too?

This guy is really not kind at all, this is a joke flip-flop uncle.

Uncle flip-flops wasn't angry, but just laughed: "I was unlucky that day, and it just so happened that we met again today, come, let's come again." ”

"Here?" Chen Yang looked at a few security guards not far away, and said with a smile, "Let's change places, if you really want to play, why don't you wait for us in the square?" ”

"Yes, yes, yes. The fourth uncle smiled, "If you buy dozens of catties of bamboo shoots today, we may be able to help you send them home." ”

Fourth uncle, this is a prophecy of flip-flops, and Uncle is going to lose again today.

Chen Yang smiled unkindly.

Uncle flip-flops was a little angry: "It's not started today, don't be too happy, come, come here, hurry up, take out your hoop, let the dog stand." ”

Don't look at him dressed neatly and comfortably at this time, and the temperament of the whole person looks different, but this temper still hasn't changed.

As soon as he saw the old man, the young and the young, laughing at him on the side, he wanted to kidnap the mountain.

Dashan was not afraid of him, and when he heard that he still wanted to play, he didn't wait for the master to speak, so he first found a comfortable position to lie down.

Yes, get down.

The day before yesterday, it had already seen the strength of this man, so it concluded that it was lying on its stomach, and this man could not trap it.

Seeing the mountain like this, Uncle Flip Flops was even more angry.

It's okay, it seems that Lao Tzu doesn't show his hands today, you really think I'm a sick cat?

He urged, "What are you still doing in a daze? ”

Chen Yang was stunned: "Here?"

"Oops, hurry up. Uncle flip-flops continued to urge.

Chen Yang said helplessly: "No, uncle, it's not that I don't want you to play, but this is not a public area, this is someone else's territory, if you want to play, you wait for me to go in and talk to others about good things, and then let's go to the square to play, do you think it's okay?"

"No, no, no. Uncle flip-flops refused without thinking about it, "Don't go anywhere, just play here, hurry up, don't be verbose." ”

The more Chen Yang doesn't let him play here, the more he wants to play here, people's rebellious psychology is so strange.

"Oh, why are you such a mother-in-law? The rough man next to Uncle Flip-Flops also said, "Let you take something, you can take it quickly." ”

Chen Yang didn't speak, and he didn't go to get anything.

Seeing this, the flip-flop uncle thought about it and said, "Otherwise, I bought all the bamboo shoots you have today." ”

"Bought them all?" said it in a really domineering way. Although the price of hemp bamboo shoots is not very expensive, only seven yuan a catty, but there are more than 200 catties of bamboo shoots that have been peeled in this car. That's about 1,500 dollars.

However, the fact that Uncle Flip Flops can say such things also proves that he is not bad for money.

Since he is not bad for money, he naturally has to knock him out.

Chen Yang shook his head: "No." ”

"No?" the flip-flop uncle laughed, "What, do you still want to sit on the ground and raise the price?" Say, how much do you want to sell for bamboo shoots today?"

The fourth uncle gently pushed Chen Yang: "Xiaoyang, don't be too greedy, seven yuan a pound is high enough." ”

Chen Yang said with a smile: "This bamboo shoot is still seven yuan a catty, but if you buy my yam by the way, then I can consider setting up a stall here regardless of the risk, so that you can have a good time." ”

"Yam, what yam?" Uncle flip-flops was confused, this is so good, why did a yam come out again?

Chen Yang hurriedly motioned to the fourth uncle to take down the yam from the car.

The yam is packed directly into the basket.

When he saw the big man in the basket, the rough man and the flip-flop uncle were startled.

Nima, this yam is as thick as a neck.

"What kind of potion did you add to this yam, why is it so thick?" asked the rough man.

Chen Yang hurriedly explained: "What the hell, this is a wild yam, it was just dug out of the mountain yesterday, no, you can smell the smell of this yam, it is the authentic smell of mountain mud." ”

Wild yams are actually very recognizable from cultivated yams. The artificially planted yams are all relatively beautiful, straight and slippery, and the size of the head and tail is almost the same, and it looks very smooth.

Wild yams, on the other hand, are generally ugly and have a strong smell of mud.

A person who knows the goods can tell at a glance whether it is wild or cultivated.

However, Uncle Flip-Flops doesn't seem to care about any of this. He said impatiently: "It's okay, isn't it just a few yams, I'll buy them all, okay." ”

Chen Yang suppressed the joy in his heart and said, "But, uncle, you haven't even asked me how to sell this yam." ”

"Since your yam is wild and has reached a little stout, then I will give you the highest price, fifty yuan a catty, this is all right, there is nothing to say, take out the ring quickly." ”

"Fifty yuan a catty?" Chen Yang and the fourth uncle shouted at the same time.

Is this Nima buying yam or pork? Oh, no, even the super expensive pork is not sold at this price.

"Why, it's too little, I'm already giving it to you at the highest price. Uncle flip-flops said, "Fifty yuan a catty, this price is not something ordinary people can afford." ”

Nima, fifty yuan a catty, this is not only high, it is simply too high to be humane.

Chen Yang said: "No, I didn't mean that. ”

Although the price of fifty yuan a pound does sound high, in fact, it is also worth the price.

After all, this is a once-in-a-decade yam king. The thick neck shape is not blown up, but it is grown little by little in the earth after the vicissitudes of wind and rain.

Not to mention that Xia Hua, who digs yams all year round, has never encountered such a big yam, even some mountain people who have dug yams all their lives have never seen such a thick yam.

If you take this wild yam king to participate in the competition, it will be easy to win the first place.

Therefore, the price of fifty yuan a pound is still worth it.

The point is, it depends on whether anyone can afford this price.

Chen Yang originally thought that the price of twenty yuan a pound would discourage many people, but he didn't expect that this flip-flop uncle would be fifty yuan a pound as soon as he opened his mouth.

It seems that in the future, we can no longer underestimate men in big shorts and flip-flops.

"Since you don't have an opinion, then hurry up and take out the hoop. Take advantage of the lack of cars at this time, move quickly. ”

Seeing that the flip-flop uncle urged again and again, and promised to buy the yam, Chen Yang couldn't rub it any longer, so he took out the rings he made yesterday and handed them all over to the flip-flop uncle.

As soon as he took the hoop, the flip-flop uncle seemed to be possessed by a naughty boy, and while the mountain was not careful, he threw a hoop out with a twist of his wrist.

Seeing that the circle was about to hit the mountain, but the mountain twisted its neck and easily avoided the circle.

"Oops, I'm. Uncle flip-flops thumped his chest. I thought I could succeed, but I didn't expect that this dog was better than a human.

In a fit of rage, the head became more and more off track, and several times, the mountain did not move at all, and he was able to accurately avoid the circle of the mountain, and then set it on a pebble that protruded a little bit next to it.

Seeing this, Chen Yang and the fourth uncle couldn't help laughing.

Uncle flip-flops said angrily: "What are you laughing at, I'm just warming up now, and when I warm up, you'll cry." ”

Chen Yang tried to hold back a smile and nodded: "Mmmmmm, I'm optimistic about you, if you can get it, then you will make a lot of money, poof." ”

Uncle flip-flops took a deep breath, then twisted his neck, twisted his waist, twisted his ass, kicked his legs, and shook his hands.

After a set of actions, the whole person felt a lot more energetic.

"Now you can see it!" he hunched his back slightly, revealing a look of imperativeness, and even his eyes burst with fierce fighting spirit, "You are going to give me these bamboo shoots for nothing." ”

With that, with a twist of his wrist, the loop, which was much larger than a dog's, flew out in a perfect arc.

Everyone was stunned.

The rough man quickly removed the loop around his neck, and then threw it aside, pretending that nothing had happened.

Chen Yang and the fourth uncle burst into laughter.

"What the hell is going on? Who told you to stand next to the dog, get out of the way. ”

The flip-flop uncle shouted angrily, and the rough man hurriedly slipped away.

However, the next half hour proved everything. Even if the rough man doesn't stand beside the mountain, the flip-flop uncle can't hit the mountain.

Chen Yang patted him on the shoulder and comforted: "Victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, don't worry too much about you." ”

As he spoke, he handed Xiao Qian to the fourth uncle, then took down the landing scale from the pickup truck, and said with a smile: "Although I sympathize with your plight, but, flutter, that, one yard to one yard, you still have to give money for these bamboo shoots and yams." ”

Uncle flip-flops laughed: "Looking at you like this, it seems that you are afraid that I will repay the debt?"

Be.

"No, no, I wouldn't think so, besides, just look at your temperament, you must not be that kind of person. "If you use this sycophant kung fu to work, won't you become a rich man sooner?

Uncle flip-flops doesn't seem to eat Chen Yang's set. He shook his hand, turned around and walked to the car: "Hey, I'm really such a person. ”

Chen yang:?????

Fourth Uncle: !!!!

Before the two of them came to their senses, the black car drove away with a kick on the accelerator in the rough man who was already waiting in the cab.

"Oops, you bastard. The fourth uncle was angry, "Chen Yang, drive quickly to chase it." ”

Chen Yang looked at the fourth uncle and smiled: "Fourth uncle, our car can't catch up with others." ”

The fourth uncle asked, "Why can't you catch up?" Of your six wheels, he only has four. ”

"According to you, the little dry who crawls on all fours is faster than us walking?"

The fourth uncle was stunned, uh, it seemed to make some sense.

"Oh, don't care. Chen Yang saw that the fourth uncle seemed to be quite concerned about this matter, so he was relieved, "You should have fun, don't worry." ”

"But that bastard is a liar. "The fourth uncle is really angry. I thought that the bamboo shoots and yams could be sold out at once, but who could have known that the man turned out to be a big liar.

"Oh, Fourth Uncle, don't be angry, the original purpose of our coming here was to talk about Mountain Pepper Sauce. Before we came, we didn't even think about selling bamboo shoots and yams here. So, don't put this at ease. You see, when the uncle was in the ring just now, didn't we laugh quite happily? ”

That's right, but a person like the fourth uncle really can't be as open-minded as Chen Yang for a while.

However, the man has already run away, and it is useless for you to get angry again. He sighed: "Alas, I really didn't expect that such a well-dressed person would play tricks on us." ”

Chen Yang felt that the fourth uncle was quite funny like this, so he smiled and said: "Haha, fourth uncle, don't sigh, let's go in quickly, talk about things, and then go sell bamboo shoots and yams as soon as possible." ”

"Okay. The fourth uncle gave Xiao Qian back to Chen Yang, and then took down a few bottles of mountain pepper sauce from the car, and then the two left Dashan in the bed of the pickup truck and walked to the antique building.

After all, it was the first time to come to this kind of place that looked very tall, and before he reached the door, the fourth uncle muttered in a low voice: "Xiaoyang, you said that the two of us are dressed like this, will people let us in?"