The spider spirit's magic is extremely "vicious".

Ji An took the phone in the back seat, and when he saw that it was a beautiful young lady in the video, he didn't have a little defense, and clicked play.

The young lady took something that Ji An didn't know in her hand and wiped it on her fair-skinned face, Ji An thought she was putting on makeup, but she was actually removing makeup.

At first, Ji An didn't think anything, the beautiful young lady looked good, her face was white and small, her nose was straight, and her eyes were big, but as the makeup on the beautiful young lady's face was gradually removed, his face slowly became solemn, the nose shadow was wiped off, the eye shadow was wiped off, the false eyelashes were torn off, and the double eyelid stickers were torn off, and when the foundation was all wiped off, and then the face slimming tape was torn off, and the whole face was "wide" at once, and the big eyes and high nose were all gone!

Ji An frowned, thinking that it should be the video author who wanted to trick him, and deliberately changed to an "aunt", and he deliberately went back to compare it with the beautiful young lady at the beginning, over and over again...... Twice...... Three times......

Every time he went back, Ji An's heart sank, but he still had "luck", because the two of them didn't look like the same person!

Until he carefully compared the shape of the ear......

People deal with people every day, and if you see too much, you will inevitably have numbness and blurring in memory of people's facial features, so the best way to remember a stranger is to remember the shape of his ears.

Ji An carefully compared the shape of the ears of the young lady and the "aunt", a chill rose from his back, and he couldn't help shivering, and suddenly the whole person was not good, now he was sure, this is the same person!

And the most terrifying thing is that at the end of the video, the "beautiful young lady" with a collapsed nose bridge, a wide face, and exceptionally strong biting muscles grinned, revealing a crooked valgus "sawtooth", the contrast between before and after is more terrifying than the chainsaw horror, never afraid of the dark, not afraid of ghosts, and drilled the primeval forest as his own backyard, Ji An, who has an auspicious protective body, was so frightened that he screamed and threw away his mobile phone......

Girls wear makeup, Ji An has never objected, everyone has a love for beauty, and men are pleasing to the eye, but there must always be a limit.

And in fact, there are not many girls who can make up like this and slap their faces with a few catties of powder, this is where Zhuo Fairy's magic is "vicious", plant a seed in Ji An's heart, and when the party is held later, the seed will take root and sprout.

Ji An felt that his soul had been damaged by 10 million critical hits, and when he asked Zhuo Jun, "Why are you showing me this !!?", his tone broke.

Zhuo Jun raised his eyes and looked in the rearview mirror, and said with a smile: "There are a lot of fox spirits at the drinking party, so I will give you a vaccination first."

Hey, don't bump it, don't break your hairstyle. ”

Ji An didn't care about any hairstyle at this time, he then remembered that the young ladies in Douyin that he often liked to watch were probably lying to him, and he felt that his worldview had collapsed, resulting in a very serious inner trauma, and he almost wanted to eat a fruit of forgetting worries to heal the wound in his heart, grabbed his hair and said: "What kind of makeup technique is this? This is clearly a l easy l face l technique!

This is an evil trick! It's a fraud! Why hasn't it been banned yet?! No one cares about it?! Do you have to bring a bucket of water with you on a blind date in the future???

However, nowadays, most cosmetics are waterproof, and even if you meet in a bathhouse, it is useless......

Ji An was going to die or live in the back, grabbing the freshly made hairstyle into a chicken nest again, Zhuo Fairy looked at the rearview mirror and snickered, and said in his heart: "Forget it, I'll blow it on him again when I go home." ”

Cough......

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The two did not drive directly to the drinking party, but went home first, because Zhuo Jun would most likely drink for a while, and Ji An did not have a driver's license, so they decided to wait to go out to take a taxi.

As for whether to call a taxi or Didi, Miss Zhuo said that it didn't matter, anyway, the one next to her would pinch out the balls of the ill-intentioned driver.

At this time, Ji An was still in a state of panic, and when he went home and opened the door, he didn't pay attention to Bawan and Fat Tiger coming to say hello.

Zhuo Jun entered the door and stroked the fat tiger and eighty thousand, got up and turned around and said: "Are you like this? There are no unbeautiful women in the world, only lazy women, what's wrong with putting on makeup? Don't look at it if you have the ability." ”

Ji An emphasized again: "Don't tell me about makeup, this is easy to disguise!

Are you women all so deceitful?"

Of course, Zhuo Jun will not tell the truth, and the girls who will put a few catties of powder on their faces are rare, and she said proudly: "How do I know, I don't need to rely on Yi Rong to deceive people." ”

The important thing is said three times, the spider spirit's magic is extremely "vicious".

Hearing this, Ji An reacted, and when he thought about it, Zhuo Jun was the most embarrassed and weak, and he felt that he had a good face, and he really didn't need to deceive people, so Ji An hurriedly looked at it twice and suppressed the shock.

Then, he followed him all the way to the room, and Zhuo Jun turned back to "Tail" and said, "What are you doing, I want to touch up my makeup and change clothes, you go out first." He pushed him out with his chest and closed the door with a bang.

Outside, Ji An ate a closed door, blinked, and felt empty in his heart.

Inside, the spider spirit had a smug smile on his face, sat down at the dressing table, mobilized all his skills, and carefully groomed it.

Thanks to them coming back early, a full 1 hour later, the door opened, Zhuo Jun walked out, wearing a black off-the-shoulder evening dress, the person was already thin, which made the clear collarbone extraordinarily attention-grabbing, the waist was slender, and the hip curve was perfectly outlined, and the big red lips on the face made Ji An's heart tremble, borrowing a line from the star master: "Demon, very demonic......"

Ji An was stunned: "I'm gone, I'm already restless, and I'm still dressed like this, what is this for!"

"Come here, I'll blow it for you. Hearing this, Ji An looked at the big red lips, and instantly lost his mind, and it was the same feeling as yesterday when the tiger was pressed against the waistcoat by the muzzle of the Type 95 gun, and the "bang" shot and the heart penetrated.

"Tsk, what's the matter? Don't drop on your clothes, you stand still, I'll go get you paper." ”

There must be an injury when the two meet, Zhuo Jun bled yesterday, and today it will be Ji An's turn......

Zhuo Jun walked back to the room with his head down, pursed his big red lips vigorously, and brought tissues and a hair dryer.

"Woo ~~~~~~" The hair dryer whined overhead, Zhuo Jun combed his hair and blew it neatly, Ji An sat dumbly, with a tissue stuffed in one nostril, and sighed in his heart: "I shouldn't have seen so much Dongl heat, now it's okay, retribution is coming."

I don't know if it will flow in a while, so it seems that I have to prepare some paper in my pocket before leaving. ”

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