As I said a long time ago, the real title of this book is "Me and My Beautiful Drivers", so Ji An will never drive.

On the four lap cars, in the back seat, 80,000 pink little bellies are facing the sky, and the four pure black claw pads are also facing the sky, twisting and rubbing towards Ji An, and the small eyes said: "Come on, Wang~"

Of course, the king met the 80,000 requirements and scratched its soft belly.

Fat Tiger looked at it with disdain: "I haven't seen the ...... of the world" and then "Wang~", the little fat man climbed onto Ji An's knees, squatted with a fat short body, and raised his ugly face: "Ji An, I want it too." ”

There was a pair of high heels on the co-pilot, Zhuo Jun had just taken them off, it was inconvenient to drive, she doted on the eighty thousand in the rearview mirror, remembered something, and asked: "When eighty thousand was in the Laojie Zoo before, did you have the habit of secretly hiding bones or dog food?"

Ji An replied: "No, it's not a fat tiger, it loves to be clean, and it never digs a pit." ”

Zhuo Jun was puzzled: "This is strange. ”

After Zhuo Jun finished talking about finding a dog food from Ba0,000 a few days ago, Ji An reacted and said with a smile: "Probably I came back from the dog walking park and didn't pay attention......

Zhuo Jun nodded, and this is the only explanation, can't 80,000 still be able to drop dog food at home?

The car passed the cross-sea bridge, and the car was silent, Ji An had just woken up in the afternoon, and now he was very energetic, and there was such a person sitting in front of him, so it was inevitable that he would be cranky.

When he lived in Anji's house before, the female bandit's force was off the charts, of course he had to sleep obediently at night, otherwise he would probably be killed, but today, I'm afraid that except for the law, there is nothing that can stop him, and in the midst of his chaotic thoughts, he even seriously considered whether it was worth it to change his ten-year career behind bars for an overnight murder.

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As the saying goes, there must be an injury when two meet, Zhuo Jun was injured and bleeding that night, Ji An made it.

It all started when the Monkey King entered the Pansi Cave.

Spider Spirit: "What's wrong? Come in."

Take it off, what do you want?

Do you want me to take it off for you?"

The Cheap Monkey King hesitated, struggled, and struggled at the entrance of the cave, not because he didn't want to enter the cave, but because he ......

Seeing that he didn't come in for a long time, the spider spirit said unhappily: "What do you say? Do you have to pay you 500 Buddha to jump over the wall before you can come in?"

The Cheap Monkey King shook his head: "That's not what I meant. ”

"What do you mean?" The spider spirit couldn't bear it anymore, and if he didn't go into the hole, she would catch him.

Cheap Monkey King: "Don't do this, stop!"

The little demon fat tiger and eighty thousand watched the indecent physical contact between the two kings, the spider spirit bent down, the cheap monkey king was retreating, the process was inevitably bumped and bumped, and the spider spirit suddenly exhaled in pain: "Hiss...... Ah~"

However, although it hurts, it hurts and is happy, and the spider spirit laughs out loud while enduring the pain.

After succeeding, the spider spirit limped into the bathroom to treat the wound, which was already bleeding. And the cheap monkey king sat down in a state of confusion, looking ashamed.

After a while, the spider spirit walked out, holding torn stockings in his hand, and there were blood stains on the damage: "It's all your fault, you can't wear these stockings in the future." ”

The Cheap Monkey King looked desperate and did not defend, saying, "I will compensate you, but you can't say anything about this." ”

Zhuo Jun couldn't help but smile, Ji An's secret was finally discovered, His Majesty Adi, hiding a pair of cute girl pink five-finger socks. However, she also paid the price, and when she was just pulling, she accidentally broke the little toe on her foot on the shoe cabinet at the entrance, and now she has a band-aid.

Nothing was said all night

Of course, there was nothing to say all night, strictly speaking, this is the first time Zhuo Jun has met Ji An after recovery, and netizens have to be born once, cooked twice, and three times before they can get on the boat, even if Ji An is a casual person, Zhuo Jun can't let him get on the boat so easily.

On the morning of July 31

The curtains of Ji An's room were opened, outside the backyard under the windowsill, the sea gently slapped on the beach, and the seabirds chirped, Zhuo Jun said: "It's more than 9 o'clock, wake up, I specially asked for leave, and after breakfast, I will take you to the city to buy clothes." ”

But Ji An fell asleep in a daze at about 6 o'clock in the morning, and after sleeping for a few hours, he was so sleepy that he wanted to die, pulled up the sheet to cover his head, blocked the sun, and said in a muffled voice: "What clothes do I buy?" ”

Zhuo Jun: "I'm going to a drinking party in the evening, do you bring a suit?"

Ji An got up and said in the sheet: "I don't wear a suit." "He just wants to sleep now.

Seeing this, Zhuo Jun: "Don't you get up, right?" Okay, fat tiger, eighty thousand, go up, call your shovel officer up." ”

"Wang~"

"Wang~"

The two little demons had long been eager to try to coat the king's face and respond enthusiastically, and then, a finger stretched out from the sheet, put it on the ground, and the dog king ordered, and the two little demons obediently squatted in front of the bed.

Zhuo Jun tightened his eyebrows, snorted coldly in his heart, and used witchcraft: "Eighty thousand, do you think your mother's pajamas look good?"

Xiao Bawan looked back, did not say, the witchcraft is not effective against dogs, but it is effective against two-legged beasts, the sheet was quietly opened, revealing one eye, looking over, and then: "grrrrr......"

Zhuo Jun was dressed in loose and comfortable pajamas, and his trouser legs covered the top of his feet, and his hair was not visible.

After all, Zhuo Jun made a fuss, and she said at the door: "Hurry up and get up and wash, I'll go prepare breakfast." ”

The person left, the door was not closed, Ji An sat up helplessly, yawned sleepily, scratched the head of the chicken nest, and swallowed a small pill to regain his spirit.

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When he went out in the morning, Ji An discovered a miraculous thing, Gang Zhuojun was at home, limping in slippers, but when his feet were put into his high heels, as if he was wearing armor and holy clothes, there was no pain in an instant.

Seeing that she was easy to kick her high heels after going out, Ji An asked, "Aren't your feet hurting anymore?"

Zhuo Jun: "It hurts, but if you can't show it, it won't be beautiful." ”

Ji An: "......"

The two set off for the city at 11 o'clock in the morning, and until 5 o'clock in the evening, Ji An changed all his underwear from hair to clothes to pants to shoes, and the tie was still played by the waiter, and Zhuo Jun couldn't fight, not to mention Ji An, who never wore a suit?

People rely on clothes and dogs to rely on bolts, the hairstyle carefully trimmed by Mr. Tony, the "internationally famous" hairdresser, a well-fitting suit will line out the standard body shape practiced in the forest all year round, the trouser legs are slender and straight, and a pair of black shiny leather shoes are called.

The only pity is that Zhuo Jun, the seven wolves that Ji An fancies, will not be allowed to buy, and the loser's mother-in-law has to buy foreign goods......

Seeing the waiter's winkling look when he stood on tiptoe to tie Ji An, who was wearing sunglasses, Zhuo Jun raised her eyebrows, and when she returned to the car, she handed her mobile phone to the back seat: "Take a look at this." ”

It's a video, Ji An clicked on it curiously, 5 minutes later, he seemed to have died once, and banged his head against the car window: "Why are you showing me this !!?"

Zhuo Jun looked back with a smile, and then said, "Hey, don't bump, just cut your hair, don't mess it up again." ”

In the video, one of the legendary four major Asian evil arts, Ji An's soul was damaged by 10 million critical hits......

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