As soon as I saw the payphone, I called my mother's slum home!

However, a saint said, "Mrs. Jiao is no longer with us!"

I asked her where she had gone, and the saint said, "I don't know - she ran away with a Protestant!"

I thank her and hang up!

Speaking of which, I'm a little relieved!

At least Mom ran away with someone and stopped staying in a slum's house!

I guess I've got to find her!

But, to be honest, I was not in a hurry to find her, because she would definitely cry and scream and scold me for leaving home, just as it would rain on the sky!

It's really raining!

The drenched cats, wolfdogs, and I found an awning to hide underneath until someone came out and chased me away!

I was soaking wet and cold, and as I passed a government office building, I saw a big plastic garbage bag in the middle of the sidewalk!

I stopped, walked over to the bag, and topped it with my toes!

Suddenly, the bag jumped four meters back, and a voice came from under the bag, saying, "Get out!"

"Who's in there?" I asked!

The voice said, "This is my radiator, you go find your own!"

"What are you talking about?" I said!

"My grille," the voice said, "don't touch my grille!"

"What radiator?" I asked!

Suddenly, the plastic bag was slightly raised, and a guy poked his head out and squinted at me, as if I was some kind of brain-dead!

"Did you just get to town or what?" said the guy!

"So to speak," I replied, "I just want to hide from the rain!"

The man under the garbage bag looked so pitiful, his hair was half-bald, he hadn't shaved in months, his eyes were red and bloodshot, and his teeth were basically gone!

"Well," he said, "in that case, I don't care if I want you to stay for a while—"Take it!"

He reached out and handed me another folded plastic bag!

"What am I going to do with this bag?" I asked!

"Open it and get under the bag, you idiot - you didn't say you wanted to hide from the rain!" he pulled down the garbage bag and covered himself again!

Well, I did what he said, honestly, not bad!

There will be heat coming out from under the heating grille, making the bag warm and comfortable, and you can hide from the rain!

We sat side by side on the grille with garbage bags!

After a long time, the guy said to me, "What's your name?"

"Zhou Bo," I said!

"Ahh

"What's your name?" I asked.

"Tarzan!" he said!

"Tarzan, Tarzan?—hey, wait!" I said!

I lifted the garbage bag, walked over and opened the guy's bag, and sure enough, it was him!

No legs, sitting on a small wooden cart with pulleys!

At least forty years old, I can barely recognize him!

But it's him, that's right!

It's Tarzan Ensign!

After being discharged from the Marine Corps Hospital, Tarzan asks the Shooter State if he wants to regain the history of the Whip Sect!

But there was no vacancy in the history subject, so the school asked him to teach mathematics!

He hated math, and besides, the math classroom was on the third floor, and he had no legs, so he had to go upstairs!

At the same time, his wife ran away with a TV producer in Fortune City and filed for divorce on the grounds of "incompatible temperament"!

He became addicted to alcohol, lost his job, and was in trouble for a while!

The thief emptied his house, and the prosthetic leg that the hospital installed on him did not fit!

After a few years, he said that he simply "gave up" and lived the life of a homeless man!

He received some disability pension every month, but he mostly gave it to other homeless people!

Another dream reincarnation, the footsteps of the legend continue her journey!

The stupid people who settled down in the villa of Doudou and Tiantian were not happy, because, except for her father Da Xiong and mother Annie, who would never be able to see her and had gone to heaven, her only remaining relative, Zhou Bo, had left far away, as if she had never existed!

A day, two days, ten days, and a hundred days passed, and it seemed that Zhou Bo's non-existence was as unshakable as the laws of nature, but the stupid heart was born with strong thoughts and concerns from time to time, and under the strong desire, she finally achieved her wish in one night, although it was just another long dream, a long dream-

Hazy, the dream was full of a charming color, because it was completely different from her experience in reality, and at this time, she seemed to be in another reincarnation!

The picture scroll of the dream slowly unfolded, and the charming legend began her steps-

When she was three years old, one day she was playing in the garden, she picked a flower, held it in her hand, and ran towards her mother!

I thought that her little appearance must be strange and flattering, for Mrs. Anne put her hand on her breast, and cried out, "If only you were so big!"

Oh, by the way, Mama Anne doesn't exist anymore, it's just a legend from a dream!

That's how it happened!

However, after that, Stupid understood that she was going to grow up after all!

People will always know this when they are three years old!

Three years old is an end and a starting point!

Of course, Luo, they lived in the house at house number 16, and before Ben Ben came to the world, his mother was naturally the main person in the family!

She's a flattering wife, a fantasy man, and a sweet, teasing mouth!

Her fantasy-loving brain is like those little boxes from the magical East, one by one, no matter how many you open, there is always one hidden inside!

Her sweet, teasing mouth always hung a stupid kiss, but that kiss was there, on the right corner of her mouth!

Here's how Mr. Big Bear won his wife:

When she was a girl, there were many boys around, and when they grew up, they suddenly found that they were in love with her, and they all ran into her house and proposed to her, except that Mr. Big Bear did differently, he hired a carriage and got to her house by the head, and won her!

Mr. Big Bear got everything she had, just didn't get the innermost one of her little boxes and that kiss!

He never knew about the little box, and he gradually stopped wanting to ask for that kiss!

Clumsy thought to himself, I wish Caesar could get that kiss, but according to my guess, Caesar must have tried to ask for a kiss, but then he threw the door away in a rage!

Mr. Big Bear often boasted to Clumsy that her mother not only loved him, but also respected him!

He is a highly educated person who knows stocks and dividends and everything!

Of course, no one can figure out these things, but Mr. Big Bear seems to be quite knowledgeable, he always says, the stock has risen, and the dividend has fallen!

He spoke so eloquently, like any woman who had to admire him!

When Mrs. Anne got married, she wore a snow-white wedding dress!

At first, she remembered the household accounts meticulously, and even had a lot of fun, like playing a game, not even missing a small vegetable sprout!

But gradually, the whole big cauliflower was missing, and some images of faceless little dolls appeared on the ledger!

At the place where she was supposed to check out, she drew these little dolls!

She figured they were coming!

The first one came was Ben Ben, then Duoduo, and then Fei Fei!

Oh, this is not reality, so Stupid is not an only daughter in reality, well, I believe there is no need to say such nonsense!

"I can't tell, Zhou Bo," he said, "I guess I'm just waiting to die!"

Tarzan gave me a few bucks and told me to go to the corner to buy two bottles of "Red Dagger"!

I only bought one bottle and bought myself a ready-made egg tart with the rest of the money because, I hadn't eaten it all day - something!

"Well, old friend," Tarzan said after drinking half a bottle of wine, "talk about what you did after we broke up!"

I'll tell him!

I told him that I had been to the land of God to play table tennis, and I had found the cuckoo, the "Dire Jiao" choir and demonstrations, and I threw away the medal and ended up in prison!

"Well, I remember it!

At the time, I was still in the hospital and wanted to go to the parade, but I don't think I'm going to throw away my medal, you see!" he said!

He opened the buttons of his coat, and the shirt inside was covered with his medals, at least a dozen or thirty!

"They remind me of something," he said, "and I can't say what it is—war, of course, but it's only part of it!"

I've lost so much, Zhou Bo, not just two legs!

Now there is only a blank space - where my soul used to be, now there are only medals!"

"But what about the 'laws of nature' that govern everything?" I asked him, "what about the 'plan of all things' that each of us must cooperate with?"

"it," he said, "that's philosophical!"

"But ever since you told me, I've been doing it!

Try to do the right thing!"

"Well, maybe it will work for you, Zhou Bo! I thought it would work for me—but look at me! Look at me," he said, "what good am I? I am a ****** monster with legs! a thug! a drunkard! a thirty-eight-year-old tramp!"

"That's good!" I said!

"Oh, yes, what's a good way?" he said!

It stumped me, so I continued to tell him about my story of being thrown into an insane asylum, then sent into space, and then dropped into a cannibal village, and an orangutan, an ugly major, a little werewolf, and so on!

"Well, my God, boy Zhoubo, you're so adventurous," said Tarzan, "and how did you end up sitting on the radiator with me in a garbage bag?"

"I don't know," I said, "but I'm not going to stay long!"

"So, what's your idea?"

"When the rain stops," I said, "I'll go find the cuckoo!"

"Where is she?"

"I don't know," I said, "but I'll find out!"

"Sounds like you need help!" he said!

I looked at Tarzan, his eyes glistening behind his beard!

Somehow, I think he's in need of help, but I don't mind!

Tarzan and I found a cheap church guest house to stay in that night, and because the rain had not stopped, Tarzan paid five cents for dinner and one dollar for a bed!

You can have a free dinner as long as you're willing to sit there and listen to sermons and so on, but Tarzan says he'd rather sleep in the rain than waste precious time listening to a Bible follower about what he thinks about the world!

The next morning, Tarzan lent me a dollar, and I found a pay phone to call Fatcow Town to find Firebird, the drummer of the former "Dire Jiao" choir!

Sure enough, he still lives in the old place, and he didn't expect me to contact me at all!

"Zhou Bo—I can't believe it!" said Firebird, "We thought you were done!"

He said that the "Dire Jiao" broke up!

Toubi promised that all their money had been drained by some expenses or something, and that no one had signed them after the third album!

Firebird said that people now listen to a new kind of music, and the members of "Rolling Stone", "Eagle", and "Dire Jiao" have all left and found serious jobs!

Firebird said, there has been no news of the cuckoo for a long time!

She went to demonstrate in President City, and after I was arrested, she came back to work with the "Dire" for a few months, but Firebird said she seemed to be a different person!

He said that one time she cried on stage, and they had to fill the show with musical instruments!

After that, she started drinking vodka, and when she was late for the show, they were about to talk to her, but she simply didn't do it!

Firebird said that he personally felt that her change in behavior had something to do with me, but she still refused to talk about it, and after two weeks she left Fatcow Town, saying that she was going to Sanssouci Town, and he hadn't seen her in five years!

I asked him if he knew any way to find her, and he said maybe he still had an old phone number she left him before she left!

He put down the phone and came back a few minutes later to tell me the phone number!

In addition to that, he said, "I don't know anything!"

I asked him to take care, and said that if I went to Fat Cow Town, I would definitely go to him!

"You still play the flute?" asked the Firebird!

"Uh, sometimes!" I said!

I borrowed another dollar from Tarzan and called Sanssouci Town!

"Cuckoo?sweet - cuckoo?" said one of the guys, "yes - I remember her! a pretty young lady!

"Do you know where she is?"

Before leaving, she said that she was going to Fertile Soil City!

Who knows? she's got a job with the 'big guys'!"

"Where?"

"Big guy -- tire factory! You know, tire maker -- car tires!"

I thanked that guy and went back and told Tarzan!

"Well," he said, "I've never been to Fertile City!"

I heard that autumn is beautiful over there!"

We first tried to stop the bus and leave President City, but we were unlucky!

Later--a guy made us sit in the back of a brick-hauling truck on the outskirts of the city, but then no one would take us! I guess we looked weird -- Tarzan was sitting on his little pulley, and my big guy was standing next to him!

In short, Taishan said why don't we take the bus, his money is enough to buy a ticket!

To be honest, I'm not happy to take his money, but I think he wants to go, and besides, it's a good thing to let him leave President City!

So, we hitched a ride and I put Tarzan in the seat next to me and stuffed his cart on the shelf above!

He said all the way that this world is really a bird place!

Maybe he's right! I don't know! I'm just a brain-dead after all!

We got off the bus in the center of the fertile land, and Tarzan and I were standing in the street thinking about what to do next, when a sheriff came up and said, "Don't wander the streets!"

Let's move on! )