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Before they could walk out of sight, Major Ugly turned around and waved to the orangutan and me, and then the two disappeared!

I looked back at the orangutan sitting at the tail of the canoe, it was wringing its paws!

"Wait!" I said to the two guys!

I used to sit next to the orangutan and asked, "What are you thinking?"

The orangutan was silent, but there was a small tear in its eye, and I knew what was going to happen!

It grabbed me by the shoulders and put his arms around me, then jumped out of the boat and onto the shore -- a tree!

The space agency dude shook his head!

"Uh, what about you, idiot? are you going to stay in this savage place with your friends?"

I looked at their backs for a long time before saying, "Uh, no!"

Then I sat back in the canoe! As they paddled down the river, the thought of staying behind really flashed through my mind! But I couldn't do it!

I think I have something else to desire!

They flew me back to Paradise and told me that there would be a great welcome party for me in China, but I seem to have heard that before!

But really, as soon as the plane landed at the presidential airport, there were about a million people there clapping and cheering, as if they were happy to see me!

They asked me to sit in the back seat of a white car and went into the city, saying that they would take me to Tianfu Palace to meet the president!

That's right, I've been to that place before!

Well, when I got to Tianfu Palace, I thought I would meet the old president who invited me to breakfast and watch TV, but now they chose a new president - a guy with his hair combed back and his cheeks bulging, and his nose like a fleshy one!

"Tell me," the president said, "is your trip exciting?"

A guy in a suit standing next to the president whispered something to the president, and the president suddenly said, "Uh, ah, I mean it's great that you can escape the misery of jungle life!"

The guy in the suit whispered something to the president, and he said to me, "Uh, where's your companion?"

"Orangutan?" I said!

"Is that her name?" he looked at the three cards in his hand, "It was written by an ugly major, and said that although you were rescued, she was dragged back to the jungle!"

"Where did you come from?" I asked!

"It's written here!" said the president!

"That's not the case!" I said!

"Are you implying that I'm lying?" said the president!

"I'm just saying that's not the case!" I said!

"You hear me clearly," said the president, "I am your commander-in-chief! I am not a bad person! I don't lie!"

"I'm sorry," I said, "but that's not the case with Major Ugly! you cut that from the card, but—"

"Cassette!" roared the president!

"Huh?" I said!

"No, no," the guy in the suit hurriedly said to the president, "he said 'card,' not 'cassette,' Mr. President!"

"Cassette!" "I told you not to say that word in front of me again!

The president slammed his own knees with his fists!

"You don't know! I don't know anything!

I've never heard of anything! Even if I've heard of it, either I've forgotten it, or it's top secret!"

"But, Mr. President," said the guy in the suit, "he didn't say that word, he just said—"

"Oh, you said I lied!" he said, "you're fired!"

"But you can't dismiss me," said the fellow, "I'm vice president!"

"Well, I'm sorry I have to say that," said the president, "but if you go around calling your commander a liar, you won't be president!"

"Well, I think you're right," said the vice president, "I beg your pardon!"

"No, I beg your pardon," said the president!

"Whatever," said the Vice President, who looked a little fidgeting, "forgive me for being absent, I need to poop!"

"This is the first sensible opinion I've heard all day!" said the president!

Then he turned to me, "By the way, aren't you the guy who plays table tennis?"

I said, "Hmm!"

"Do you have a TV?" I asked!

The president looked at me funny!

"Well, there's one, but I don't watch much TV lately! Too much bad news! The truth -- but you don't want to watch this show -- that's," and then he said, "Well, I need to go to a meeting, and I'll take you to the door, right?"

Going to the balcony outside, the president lowered his voice and whispered, "Hey, do you want to buy a watch?"

I said, "Huh?" So he came up to me, lifted the sleeves of his suit, and oops, he had at least three or four watches on his arms!

"I don't have any money!" I said!

The president lowered his sleeve and patted me on the back!"Hmm, we'll come back when you have the money, let's discuss, huh?"

He shook hands with me, a whole bunch of photographers rushed up to take pictures, and then I was gone!

But, I have to say, the president still looks like a good guy!

Anyway, I don't know what they're going to do with me at this point, but I don't have to guess for too long!

After about a day of bustle had cooled down, they settled me in a restaurant, but, one afternoon, two guys came into my room and said:

"Hear me clearly, Zhou Bo, the free lunch is over! The government will no longer bear these burdens - you can send it yourself from now on!"

"Well, well," I said, "but how about giving me a little money to get home!

"Save it, Zhoubo," they said, "you're lucky that you knocked the Senate recorder unconscious with your medal, and you're lucky not to go to jail! we've helped you escape prison - but we're not going to worry about your birds from now on!"

So, I had to leave the hotel!

Since I didn't have any luggage, it wasn't difficult to walk, so I just walked out on the street!

After walking for a while, I passed by Tianfu Palace, where the president lived!

Unexpectedly, there was a large group of people in front of Tianfu Palace, wearing rubber masks made of the president's face, and holding some slogans!

I guess he's so happy to be so popular!

This amazing crystal cloud cart hovers high above the town!

In the cloud car are Ms. Dragon, Daddy Bear and Little Bencny!

"How I love my cheese castle," said Lady Long, staring downward! She was silent for a moment, then turned to look at the dumb with an unusually serious expression on her face!

"Do you love it too, stupid?" She asked!

"Oh, of course," cried Clumsy, "I think it's the biggest, best place in the world!"

"I'm glad to hear you say that," said Lady Long, with a more serious look on her face!

She still stares intently at the stupid!

"Yes," she said, "I am very glad to hear you say that!, well, let me tell you why," said Lady Long, turning her head to one side, and a few smiles of joy flashed in the corners of her eyes, "you see, dear child, I have decided to appoint you as the agent of all this!"

And once you're old enough to run the castle, it's completely yours!"

Stupidly stared at Ms. Long dumbfounded, Papa Bear opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say a word!

"This is no joke!" said Ms. Long, laughing heartily!

"Isn't it nice that I'm genuinely ready to give it to you?"

"To her?" Papa Bear asked eagerly, "You must be kidding!"

"I'm not kidding, ma'am!

"But--why do you want to give your castle to Little Benny?"

"Listen," said Lady Long, 'I am an old man, and I am much older than you think!

I have no children, no family, and who will keep it when I'm too old to manage this castle?

Somebody has to keep it going - even for the elven mini-men!

Don't forget, there are thousands of smart people who will do anything to get into this castle and take it away from me, but I don't need such smart people!

I don't want to be an adult at all! An adult won't listen to me, she won't study hard, she just wants to do it her own way and not my way!

So I must find a child! I need a kind, intelligent and lovely child, so that I can pass on all my most precious candy-making secrets to her while I still live!"

"That's why you're issuing crystal tour cards for this purpose!" cries Dumb!

"Exactly!" said Lady Dragon, "I have decided to invite five children to my castle, and at the end of the day at the castle, whoever I admire the most will be the overcomer!"

"But, Miss Dragon," stammered Papa Bear, "are you really going to hand over the whole of this great castle to Little Benny?"

It's not a joke, after all—"

"There's no time to argue!" said Ms. Long exclaimed, "We must get the rest of the family at once, the stupid mother and everyone else in the family!"

From now on, they can all live in the castle!

They could all help manage the castle before they grew up to run the castle on their own!

Stupid, where is your home?"

Clumsy looked through the crystal floor and looked at the snow-covered houses below!

"Right there," she said, gesturing, "the hut at the edge of town, that tiny, tiny hut—"

"I saw it!" Ms. Long said loudly, she pressed a few more buttons, and the cloud car rushed straight down to the stupid house!

"I'm afraid my mom won't go with us!" said Stupid Sad!

"Why?"

"Because she won't leave Aunt Sweet and Uncle Doudou behind!"

"But they have to go together!"

"They can't," said Dumb, "they're all very old, they haven't been out of bed for twenty years!"

"Then we'll take them with the bed," said Ms. Long, "and there is enough room for this cloud cart to put down that bed!"

"I can't get that bed out of the house," said Papa Bear, "and it won't get through the door!"

"Don't worry!" said Lady Long exclaimed, "There's nothing that can't be done!

The cloud cart has circled over Big Bear's hut!

"What are you going to do?" Stupid asked loudly!

"I'm going to go down and pick them up!" said Ms. Long!

"How do you go down?" Papa Bear asked!

"Go through the roof!" said Lady Long, pressing another button.

"No!" cried Stupid!

"Stop!" shouted Papa Bear!

With a bang, the cloud car went straight through the roof to the room where the old people lived!

Broken tiles, wood chips, cockroaches, spiders, bricks, and white mud fell on the three old men lying on the bed, and they all thought that the end of the world was coming!

Aunt Tian Tian fainted, Mother Anne was so frightened that her dentures fell off, and Uncle Doudou covered his head with a blanket and rushed in from the next room!

"Help!" exclaimed Mother Anne!

"Don't panic, dear wife," said Papa Bear, stepping out of the cloud car, "it's us!"

"Mommy!" cried Clumsy and plunged headlong into Mrs. Anne's arms!

"Mommy, Mommy, I'll tell you what's going on! We're all going to live in Miss Dragon's castle, and we're going to help her manage it.

She's given it all to me, and-and-and-and-"

"What are you talking about?" Mrs. Anne asked!

"Look at our home!" cried poor Mrs. Anne, "it's all ruined!"

Ms. Long jumped forward, shook Mrs. Anne's hand warmly, and said:

"Dear lady, I'm so glad to see you! Don't worry about your house, anyway, from now on, you don't need it anymore!"

"Who is this crazy man?" cried Mother Anne, "she almost killed us!"

Papa Bear said, "This is Ms. Dragon!"

Papa Bear and Stupid worked hard to explain the events of the day to everyone in detail!

But even so, they refused to fly back to the castle in a cloud car!

"I'd rather die in my bed!" exclaimed Mother Anne.

"Me too!" exclaimed Aunt Sweet!

"I'm not going!" Uncle Beanie announced!

This time, Ms. Dragon, Papa Bear, and Clumsy pushed the bed into the cloud cart no matter how much they screamed, and then they pushed Mr. Big Bear and Mrs. Anne inside, and then they also entered the cloud cart!

Ms. Long pressed a button, and the cloud car door closed!

Aunt Tian screamed, and the cloud car rose off the floor, swished out of the big hole in the roof, and flew into the vast sky!

Clumsy climbed into bed and tried his best to comfort the three old men, who were so frightened that they hadn't come back to their senses!

"Don't be afraid, this cloud car is very safe! We're going to the best place in the world!"

"Stupid is right!" said Daddy Bear!

"Do you have anything to eat when you get there?" Mother Anne asked, "I'm starving!

"Something to eat?" clumsy laughed out loud.

"Aha, you guys just take your time!" (To be continued.) )