Chapter 87: Diving
Miss Su pulled the two of us, and I didn't know which area to dive, in short, I drove for about twenty minutes, parked the car in the parking lot, and then I didn't know where to take out a bag of things, and said to the fat man with a peach blossom smile on her face:
"How's it going?
Nima! I looked at the two yellow strips of cloth she was carrying, and I thought they were rags.
The fat man didn't know what Miss Su was holding in her hand, so he touched his hand curiously and asked, "What is this?
Miss Shu smiled coquettishly, "Swimsuits, can't you change your swimsuits when diving?"
As soon as the fat man heard that Miss Su was coming with a swimsuit, he immediately drooped down, and asked expectantly, "Swimsuit?"
"yes, you don't want me to wait outside on such a hot day, do you? Or don't you want to buy me a ticket?"
"How can it? Look at what you said, fat man, am I such a picky person?
I rolled my eyes vigorously in the back seat, and when it was over, I started to set it up again, this fat man! Sooner or later, I have to let her play with no hair left, and I really responded to the sentence: "When a beautiful woman cries and cries, her heart flies when she smiles."
Today's fat man is definitely a person who is also flying, and his heart is also flying, so he almost took off his pants and went directly to the sky.
"Then let's go! What are you waiting for?" Miss Su raised her little hand, shook the yellow cloth strip in her hand, got out of the car, and ran to the fat man's side, and as soon as the door was opened, it was like a little girl soliciting customers in the pink house on the street, and she dragged the fat man out.
I can only drag my heavy steps, following behind their butts, if I can give me a brick at this time, I really want to call this damn Lu Changfei to death.
As soon as you enter the diving area, the big introduction sign at the door reads: "Let us get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, walk into the ocean of the heart, see the fish swimming, see the coral reefs in groups, and take you to enjoy the beautiful marine world, are you ready?"
I'm ready for a big ass!
I looked at the fat man walking in front and the fiery Miss Su, I couldn't wait to take out the soul hook claw and hook their souls away, it was so infuriating.
Especially this big fat man Lu Changfei, if it weren't for his face damage, I would have wanted to go crazy on the spot, and then throw him into the sea and wash his embroidered head filled with cotton.
I bought a ticket, fortunately, the ticket price is not expensive, the deep dive is six hundred and eight per person, and the coach adds three hundred, I and the fat man are good at water, so I didn't hire a coach at all, Miss Su said that her water is not very good, and the fat man said to her directly:
"It's okay, the fat man takes you, it's okay to swim to the United States"
After that, we bought two pairs of swimming trunks in the scenic area, and then went into the men's and women's changing rooms with Miss Su to change clothes, and prepared to board the boat and go to the deeper diving area.
As soon as I entered the men's locker room, I dragged the fat man and yelled with a serious face:
"Lu Changfei, don't you have a long fucking memory? Don't you know that this surnamed Su is similar to fucking Su Daji, and you are still sticky with her?"
The fat man quickly covered my mouth and said, "You are so stupid to me? Don't you just want to cheat us two of you for money?
"How to clean up? It's good if people don't clean up on you, it's okay to have this little money, just have fun, I'm just afraid that she will take advantage of our defenselessness and cheat the big one to run, this little girl is not simple! We both know that her surname is Su, and the car may not be hers, where to find someone?"
The fat man raised his eyebrows and gave me an evil smile: "Look at me! Fat man, I'm not a vegetarian, this little girl, I have to throw her into the sea to feed the fish."
"Then you can play leisurely, but don't have an accident"
I saw that the fat man was not as obsessed as I thought, so I was relieved and pondered:
Eighteen worshippers, it's not bad for this trembling, as long as he doesn't play the trick, as for how to play the woman surnamed Su, I don't care, just don't play with the fire.
After changing clothes and locking valuable things such as mobile phones in the locker, the fat man and I walked out of the locker room, and at a glance we saw a sea of golden light, which was really endless!
"Hey, I'm here! I'm here!
Not far away, Miss Su beckoned to the two of us, with her shaking movements, the waves on her chest were more rippling, her slender and white legs stepped on the beach, her hot and sexy body, and with two delicate yellow strips of cloth, it attracted the attention of many people with half covering and half exposed, and this scene couldn't help but remind me of a poem:
"The eyes are flashing, the crisp chest and the jade rabbit are trembling, the cheeks are flying red, and they are as glamorous as a sable cicada"
The fat man and I met up with Miss Su, and then each received a set of wetsuits, got on a small steamboat, and prepared to set off.
On our ship, there are eleven tourists, each with a diver, although those who dare to play deep diving generally have a swimming foundation, but just in case, divers must have, but they are only responsible for following the tourists, as long as there is no danger, will not interfere too much in the diving process of tourists.
There is also a familiar face among the tourists, that is, yesterday in the Yanoda scenic spot did not listen to the tour guide's advice, the Northeast man who had to take pictures, he didn't seem to notice me, and he may not remember me at all, after all, we only have one side, at this time he is chatting with his companions, but the mental state is not very good, the eye circles are black, and there is a faint black gas entanglement in the heavenly court, it seems that there will be bad luck in the near future.
While I was observing the face of the man taking the photo, one of the tall and thin dive instructors clapped his hands and caught our attention.
"Come, let me explain to you, some gestures to communicate with your coach in deep diving, in case of danger or emergency, you can give these gestures to the coach to express what you want to express, everyone on this boat can swim, so don't have too much confidence in yourself, after all, the sea is ruthless, life is only once, of course, this situation almost never happens, but we still have to be cautious, cautious, cautious, careful, careful and careful"
This tall and thin guy was supposed to be the squad leader of this group of divers, and he taught us the four gestures of communication in the water, forward, pause, upstream, and dive.
Forward, that is, the palms are separated, laid flat, and shaken from side to side.
Pause, is to clench your fists, shaking from side to side.
Upstream, is a fist, the thumb is extended, moving upwards, diving, is a fist, the thumb is stretched out and moving downward.
The gestures are simple and easy to understand, and none of us are idiots, so, this taught gesture lesson was completed in a minute.
As the steamboat slowly stopped in the deep water, we put on wetsuits and fins, put on oxygen tanks, put on mirrors, and tied a heavy lead block around our waists, which helped us dive into the sea smoothly, after all, the buoyancy of the sea is much greater than the water in the pool.
"Everyone, to be honest, what we divers don't like very much is those of you who have a basic swimming background, why? Because the courage to swim is very fat! Not very obedient, so when you go into the sea, you must cooperate with your divers, try not to go too deep, and cherish life."
Finally, the tall and thin diver once again confirmed the submarine communication gesture with us, and then tied the end of the rope in his hand to my waist, and seeing that I was a little puzzled, he smiled and said:
"Little brother, you're diving for the first time, right?"
I nodded at him and didn't speak.
The tall and thin man pointed to the rope around my waist and told me, "This rope is a life rescue rope, if one of us is in danger, we can use him to drag the other companion to the sea, so now we are grasshoppers on one rope, don't abandon me! or I will shed tears of sadness."
The thin and tall funny words, and the appearance of pretending to wipe tears, made the fat man and Miss Su standing next to me laugh out loud.
Miss Su said, "Little brother, he doesn't want you, I want you!
The fat man also quipped: "It's okay, we all want you, otherwise we will all tie together and form a net, so that we can go down to the sea to catch fish"
Our words made all twenty-two people on the boat laugh, and finally the tall and thin man waved his hand and said, "All right, brothers and sisters, the time of your passion has come, as long as you don't swim naked and don't go to dangerous places, just enjoy yourself!"
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