When I got up early the next morning, I began to stare at the fat man's stupid sleeping appearance, thinking that I spent more than 70,000 yuan on a meal last night, and I couldn't wait to kick him to the ground.

"Oh, why do I look like I'm boiling a pot?

Half a sound, the fat man covered his head and finally woke up, looking at his grinning teeth, it must be very uncomfortable, the fire in my heart is "Teng" more vigorous, yin and yang said angrily:

"Headache, what's a headache, what is a headache, and what hurts even more!"

After speaking, I shook my hand and threw the bill given by the shopkeeper yesterday in his face, and the fat man grabbed it suspiciously, squinted his eyes closer, and asked suspiciously:

"What's this?"

"The bill for last night's dinner!"

"Bills?"

The fat man opened his eyes with sleepy eyes, and read, "Sixty-one lobsters, three thousand four hundred and two abalones, and three thousand seven hundred and six sea cucumbers...... Damn, does this boss accept Korean won or Japanese yen? Why is it so scary?"

"After the discount, I also wiped the change, a total of 74,000 yuan!"

"What? How much? Seventy-four thousand? Don't tease me, okay? I'm sober."

When the fat man heard this, he first reflexively sat up directly from the bed, revealing half of his big white buttocks, and then rolled his eyes, thinking that I was teasing him, and lazily lay back on the bed.

This guy not only drank too much last night, but also fucking vomited, his fat and flesh, dead and heavy, I couldn't move alone, and in the end I had no choice but to go to the innkeeper to borrow a pair of scissors, and cut all his clothes directly, so he slept naked all night.

"No"

I saw that he didn't believe it, so I opened the consumption information on my phone to show him, this thing can't deceive people.

The fat man glanced at it, and after seeing the consumption amount on it, he grinned, and suddenly became anxious, "More than 70,000 yuan, do you really give it?"

"I don't want to give it, but you're as drunk as a dead pig, I won't give it to him, so I'll bet you there?"

Every time I said a word, I put my finger on the fat man's forehead, and he was stunned for a while, and the more he pondered, the more he felt that something was wrong, and he was about to get up when he scolded.

"I grass his grandmother, this is called fraud, called slaughter, pit on his fat master's head, I think this kid is impatient, go, find him."

I guessed that he would have behaved like this, otherwise he would not have been fat, and he reached out and pressed him back to the bed without slowness, sighed, and said:

"The strong dragon doesn't suppress the head snake, if people dare to do this, they are not afraid that you will find the door, you should rest honestly!"

The fat man's eyes were red, and he looked at me and said, "That's what the fuck is it?"

"Otherwise, what do you want to do? Buy two catties of ** for his broken shop and blow it up? Then let's go into the bureau again? Eat prison every day? If you are not familiar with life, you will be blown up in turn?"

He thought about it, and fell into the quilt in a dejected manner, probably feeling that he was still angry, and slapped the bed board violently, gritting his teeth and saying, "Then I have to find that girl surnamed Su, it's so expensive, see what she says"

"Pull you down, they are forcing you to go with a gun? Besides, where are you going to find her? Do you expect people to cheat us, and then find us to pit again?"

Yesterday it was obvious that the person surnamed Su was sincere in trying to trick us, otherwise he wouldn't have explained anything after the accident, and I estimated that she might not appear in front of me and the fat man again, and I lost trust in her, and the employment relationship between us ended here.

The fat man was very helpless, and continued to mumble: "Fuck, it cost more than 70,000 yuan, and I ate a meal, this little girl, I'm so angry"

I looked at his expression, the whole aggrieved feeling that he wanted to eat meat but was bitten by the meat, and then thought of his heroism with a big wave of his hand last night, and I couldn't help but want to tease him

"Isn't that still the two big, three long, four thin, and one empty? Fortunately, I didn't bring her to bed, otherwise, the empty one would be our bank card."

The fat man drooped his head, pouted, and wanted to slap himself twice, "Alas! Yoko blames me, this money is deducted from me"

"Forget it! No matter who comes out, they won't be able to come back, eat a trench and grow wise, let's have a snack in the future! Otherwise, if you go to Miss Su, you have to have a Miss Li, and if you run a hungry brother, you have to have a cold sister."

This Miss Su is also conscienceless enough, not to mention eating us, she packed two more portions for her younger brother, and I don't know if her younger brother is really something.

"Okay, make it when the money is gone, we won't waste such a good day because of this!

I'm not a calculating person, since the incident has happened, and the fat man has learned a lesson, then I will turn the page directly and don't mention it again.

When he was washing, the fat man was still not in a good mood, and he muttered vigorously: "Don't fucking let her play, let's play in Sanya, she plays with us in Sanya, this little girl is too ruthless"

I couldn't hold back a laugh and interjected, "Don't you still want to play with her?

The fat man's fat face was sideways, and he said, "How can I be?

I replied without hesitation:

"Yes"

Originally, I really thought that this fat man had to regard the man surnamed Su as an enemy, but when the two of us went downstairs and saw the woman in flaming red makeup standing at the door of the unit, his expression instantly turned cloudy and sunny, and he posted it again with drool.

"Oh, Miss Su, you look so good today, where are you going to take us to play?"

Fuck, I'm a cactus! How can this fat man remember to eat or not? One second, he was itching his teeth as if he had killed his father's enemy, and the next second he was as excited as a fly seeing shit, and then I looked at Miss Su today, wearing a red bandeau that was even more exposed than yesterday, with a red ultra-short skirt, and the one in the middle of the thighs was empty, it was really clear at a glance!

I thought, "It's over, it's over, today's meal is estimated to cost more than 100,000!"

I gritted my teeth so hard that my teeth could be crushed, and I hated that iron was not made of steel, and I kicked directly at the fat man's ass.

The fat man was kicked by me and stumbled, almost didn't pounce directly on Miss Su's body, looking at me with a face full of grievances, I looked at his expression, yes, the fat man was definitely poisoned by this woman.

"Two little brothers, I was really embarrassed yesterday! I didn't expect those dishes to be so expensive, I usually only order a plate of steamed scallops! Originally, I didn't have the face to come, but I didn't want to go! Thinking that you two are not familiar with each other, if you don't have a good time, won't you come in vain? So, I can only be cheeky and come again!"

Editor, you continue to make up, I'll see if you can make up a flower basket, I glared at Miss Su angrily, and the other party looked at the fat man pitifully and continued: "Otherwise, I'll take you to play for free in the remaining two days, just give you a meal"

I hurriedly waved my hand and said as if I was afraid: "We don't dare! Seventy or eighty thousand yuan for a meal, we can't afford it!"

This woman is not a fuel-efficient lamp! she plays with us for free, and knocks us on a few big meals that I can't afford to eat.

"No, no, today we will change places to eat, absolutely cheap"

Miss Su pursed her red lips, and looked at the fat man as if asking for help, and the fat man didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he hurriedly comforted and said:

"I'll just say, how could such a good person as Miss Su deliberately cheat us! Play, let's play, give us money, you can eat whatever you want! We two old men are still afraid that you won't be able to eat? You can't eat poor, you can't eat to death! Is it not Yangzi?"

After speaking, he got into the passenger seat directly, then poked out half of his head and beckoned to me: "Come up, Yangzi, the beauties have apologized, and they didn't mean to, you won't really bother with a little woman, right?"

Being said by the fat man, I really don't know how to answer, since he likes this woman, he doesn't let him get his way, but the bamboo basket is empty, forget it, since Lang has a concubine, it's better to fulfill the two of them, it's a big deal I look at it, don't make any more moths.

(Drunk, want a small collection!Remember to collect, recommend!Grateful, grateful, grateful)