The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XLIV

Lu Yuan kept watching the monkey demon go upstairs, and then he poked the cat Xiaoxiao, who had been squinting: "Hey, I said, it doesn't look special." ”

The monkey was no different from normal, and even gave Lu Yuan a funny military salute when he registered.

The cat Xiaoxiao did not pay attention to Lu Yuan, but continued to lie down and sleep.

"Don't sleep, eat. ”

Lu Yuan patted the cat Xiaoxiao, and the latter reluctantly barked and jumped on Lu Yuan's shoulder.

During lunch, Sheep Tongue Luo kept complaining about why Lu Yuan ran out so early, and kept sandwiching meat for Lu Yuan, An Ran and the others snickered on the side, as for the cat Xiaoxiao...... When he saw the sheep's tongue behind, he ran away with a box of lunches in his mouth.

"Is your cat really okay eating braised tofu in oil?"

Sister Ni looked at Lu Yuan with a helpless face, Lu Yuan took a piece of meat and put it in her mouth: "It should be fine, it still eats spicy chicken." ”

Jiang Tang also adopted a male cat a few days ago, and he also said that he would find a small match when the time came. An Ran slurred his words while pulling rice.

Lu Yuan: "!!"

Match up with that stupid cat? Will it be slapped to death?

Lu Yuan shuddered, quickly finished his meal, and went back to the front desk.

"Hey, slow down! Don't get your wounds out!"

"Got it!"

Lu Yuan ran downstairs and found that the key he had thrown at the front desk was gone, leaving only an empty lunch box and a note.

"I'll go back first. ”

The words on the note were a bit ugly and crooked, but Lu Yuan recognized who wrote it at a glance, because there was a cat hair on it.

"What's going on. ”

Lu Yuan rubbed his head: "Fortunately, I know that stupid cat is very powerful, otherwise I would have to worry again." ”

The afternoon time passed quickly, and Lu Yuan received two calls halfway, one was that the decorations he had ordered online had arrived, and the other was that Miao Shiyi reported that he was safe.

The second call made Lu Yuan a little baffled, and then I thought about it, maybe Miao Shiyi felt that Mao Xiaoxiao was on his side, so he called directly.

When Lu Yuan returned home and arranged the messy rockeries, ponds, and even fine sand and deck chairs, it was already late at night outside.

The original messy roof has been carefully tidied up, has become a small playground, the cat can't wait to run up the rockery, there is a cat climbing frame next to the slide, and finally rolled on the lawn, it seems very happy.

Lu Yuan instigated Miao Shiyi, who was standing aside with envy on his face, and said, "Why don't you try it too?"

"This is the eldest lady's territory, how can I enjoy it easily?"

"Meow. ”

"Look, your eldest lady has allowed it. ”

"I... I'd better lie down for a while. ”

Miao Shiyi came to the side of a recliner, Lu Yuan also followed, the two of them lay down together, Lu Yuan lit a cigarette: "Come on?"

"No thanks. The eldest lady hates the smell of smoke. ”

"Well, I don't think so. Lu Yuan spit out: "Where did Miao Thirteen go?

"Thirteen times back to the demon realm, the ninth brother and the seventh brother who had been lurking in the demon body before, they also went back," Miao Shiyi sighed: "The last time we blocked Miao Tu, the price we paid was a bit big, the brothers were injured six, but Miao Tu also lost more than a dozen combat power. ”

"Who the hell is that guy, and why are they doing something to Xiaoxiao?"

"They... Alas... When the time comes, the eldest lady will naturally tell you. Miao Eleven sighed again: "Actually, you shouldn't have been involved in these things, but it's too late to say it now..."

"I did it unintentionally. Lu Yuan recalled the night when he used the elephant power talisman to repel the little goblin besieging the cat, and smiled: "Is there nothing else you can tell me?"

"The things in the demon world have already been roughly told to you," Miao Shiyi shook his head: "Those people have experienced such an incident, they should be a little more restrained, and I have made your identity clear to them, and they don't dare to touch you for a while, after all, there are still demon slayers in this world." ”

Lu Yuan nodded lightly, although he occasionally acted impulsively, he was not stupid, and the young lady heard it clearly that day.

So, that white cat is a cat's little concubine, a little husband and wife have an awkward relationship, an affair, an escape?

Lu Yuan made up more than ten kinds of bad plots in an instant, and Miao Shiyi looked at his strange expression, his face full of black lines: "I always feel that you are thinking about something bad." ”

"Ah, haha, how could it be. Lu Yuan laughed dryly: "You also saw that my friend is a demon hunter, but it seems that he can't help you real goblins, those people won't attack him, right?"

"Don't worry, your friend is not simple, he can draw elephant charms, he is not an ordinary demon hunter. ”

Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then thought of the incomplete broken book in Tan Xiao's mouth. It seems that this guy is a novel-level existence.

"You're still worried about yourself, although you can't recognize us, your friend can still compare to ordinary goblins. Miao Shiyi stood up: "I'll go to the top of the building next to me." ”

“...... It's good here, why are you running so far?"

"This is the territory of the eldest lady, and I am not qualified to stay longer. ”

"Meow—"

"You see, you eldest lady didn't say anything. ”

"Even if the eldest lady says it's okay, I can't be cheeky to enjoy it here, as a guard, I have to be vigilant at all times!" Miao Shiyi swore an oath in a high-spirited manner, and suddenly complained to Lu Yuan: "It's as if you can understand what the eldest lady says." ”

Then he didn't even give Lu Yuan a chance to refute, jumped up, flickered in the night, and landed on another building.

"Mom, someone is flying in the sky!" a little boy's voice sounded downstairs.

"What nonsense! It's all made you watch less cartoons, and the little bear next door saw the bear haunt and saw his sister's nose off with a chainsaw, but luckily you don't have a brother or sister. The young woman grumbled.

"I'm not stupid!" the little boy seemed unconvinced, and began to talk back to his mother.

"You said that someone was flying in the sky, aren't you stupid?"

"But there's someone flying!

"Alright, alright, let's go home..."

The voice downstairs gradually faded, and Lu Yuan watched Miao Shiyi disappear on the roof of another building with twitching out of the corner of his eyes, and shook the cat language translator in his hand. Actually, he really wanted to refute it just now, but Miao Eleven was running too fast.

He took the bluetooth headset with him and carefully turned on the switch. There was a burst of boot music inside, followed by a female electronic synthesized voice: "It's turned on, I wish you and your cat a happy exchange." ”

Lu Yuan looked at the cat squatting on the rockery, and found that it was staring at him suspiciously, and said tentatively: "Why don't you say a few words of cat language?"