The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XLV

"Meow?"

The cat barked in confusion, and Lu Yuan was sure that he had heard the cat's meow, not the so-called cat language translation.

He took down the translator, looked around, looked through the manual carefully, and turned his head to look at the cat: "Two more calls?"

"Meow meow?"

"Shovel, where's my little dried fish?"

"If you want to eat dried fish, I'll get it for you." ”

Lu Yuan was a little skeptical when he heard the words in the earphones, and as soon as he finished saying this, he saw the cat shaking his head.

Didn't you say you wanted to eat dried fish?

Lu Yuan opened his mouth and continued to say to the cat: "Well, what do you think of this roof?"

"Meow—"

"Shovel, don't touch me!"

"I didn't touch you," Lu Yuan was a little crazy, and he suddenly had an idea: "Say, the moon is so beautiful tonight, you must say it!"

The cat nodded suspiciously, and then meowed softly.

"I don't want to take a bath, I don't want to take a bath!"

At this moment, no matter how stupid Lu Yuan was, he understood that this thing was a Xibei product, so he ripped off the thing that looked like a headphone, slammed it on the ground, and kicked it twice angrily: "What a broken thing, it's not easy to use at all!"

Only then did the cat Xiaoxiao understand what Lu Yuan was doing before, it stared at the kicked machine on the ground, and then at Lu Yuan, silent.

As soon as Lu Yuan turned around, he found that Mao Xiaoxiao was looking at him with that familiar idiot eye, and followed him all the way.

"You... You play first, I'll go down and rest. ”

Lu Yuan hurriedly cleaned up the pile of debris, ran downstairs, and angrily took out his mobile phone and gave the merchant a five! star!

"The seller's service attitude is very good, the logistics are also very fast, the appearance of the machine is also very exquisite, and the sound is also very good, but it is useless to step on the horse!

Not long after Lu Yuan posted it, he ran to the comment area to take a look, and found that the shameless store actually deleted his comment!

He opened the shovel bar, and not long after, a complaining post appeared:

"I want to complain, the cat language translator sold in this store is not easy to use at all! And my cat still looks at me with idiot eyes, for a long time!"

It didn't take long for a few replies to pop up below:

Netizens are full of joy when they meet you: "Idiot!"

Netizen Fenglin Cat Demon: "Idiot +1"

Netizens attack themselves: "Idiot +10086"

Netizen Xi Yao changed his name to Nanling: "Idiot + 13745860921"

Netizens were sad: "The young lady upstairs, the phone can't get through... Boom..."

Lu Yuan turned off the sticker irritably and went to sleep!

On the second day, Lu Yuan was a little listless at work, and the cat may have slept late, although others in the store said that it was normal for the cat to sleep lazy, but Lu Yuan knew that in addition to having a cat body, other habits were similar to people.

Have you ever seen a cat watching TV on the couch with a straw of soda and spicy dried fish next to it?

I've seen it!

When he went home at night, Lu Yuan refused the proposal of the sheep's tongue to come over and cook for him, and under the eyes of the little girl's flickering big eyes, he asked for a few dishes from the snack bar next to him and fled.

As expected, the cat Xiaoxiao ran out again, Lu Yuan felt that he had now learned not to be surprised, think about the strength of that stupid cat, and then think about its bodyguards...

Lu Yuan nestled on the sofa, he had recently lost the mood to look at his resume and look for a job, and his intuition told him that his life trajectory was about to undergo some changes, but he couldn't say what it was.

Money still has to be earned, Lu Yuan wears many hats, and his income is actually about the same as going to work normally.

It's not too late for the cat to come back, but it's a little worrisome - it's limping again.

"What's going on? Fighting again?"

Lu Yuan hurriedly ran forward and checked carefully, the cat's body was dirty, mud and slime were everywhere, Lu Yuan scooped up his paws and checked it, but no blood was found.

"Meow. ”

The cat shook his head slightly, and Lu Yuan was stunned: "Isn't it a fight?

"Hit by a car?"

The cat nodded slightly, Lu Yuan was taken aback, and regardless of the dirtiness on its body, he picked it up and checked it over and over again, until the latter barked impatiently, and then he was sure that this guy was indeed just lame.

Lu Yuan put the bath water, and the cat jumped in, pointing to the water, and then to itself.

"You want me to wash?"

Lu Yuan opened his mouth, it seemed that this was the first time that this cat had taken the initiative to ask him to bathe it, and it was all self-reliant before.

But when he saw the cat's tiny paws, he patted his head: "Look at me, I'm hungry." ”

Obviously, Lu Yuan had already taken advantage of the cat's danger to wash it several times, but the cat was still not very used to it, and it seemed that it was under severe torture with its eyes closed, and it didn't take long for it to be covered in foam.

Stupid shoveler, be gentle!

Lu Yuan heard it meowing, and muttered, "Hungry, aren't you?"

Finally, when the cat was about to blow up, Lu Yuan cleaned up the dust and dirt, and then carried the dried cat Xiaoxiao to the dining table.

One person and one cat swept the clouds, and quickly got a table of meals, and Lu Yuan just finished brushing the bowl when he saw a cat cake spread on the sofa.

"Accident, or enemy?"

The cat raised its tail slightly, and Lu Yuan knew that this represented the first item, which meant the accident.

"Why don't you look at the car when you're walking?

"Hmm..."

The cat makes a small whine, which means "yes, but you're annoying".

"Tomorrow upstairs and bask in the sun. ”

Lu Yuan flipped through the weather forecast, tomorrow will be a sunny day.

The small paradise on the top of the building allowed the cat to settle down for a while, and Lu Yuan also followed him for three or five days, and as he got better day by day, the sheep's tongue began to keep a distance from him.

Lu Yuan didn't know why he got better so quickly, he hadn't suffered this kind of serious injury before, it could only be attributed to his being too healthy. It is worth mentioning that since he was almost fine, the wound no longer itches.

"Today is a good day, everything I want will come true..."

On this day, after a weekend dinner, Lu Yuan returned to Qingfeng Xiaoyuan with a song humming in the evening dew. As soon as I entered, I found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, it was noisy and brightly lit.

"Hey, uncle, what's going on? Which star is coming?" Lu Yuan asked an old man in front of him who was watching the excitement.

"Hey, which celebrity is here! There was a family fight on the fifth floor, broken glass, wardrobes, and TVs were thrown downstairs, and a cat jumped down from it just now, and I don't know if it fell to death. The old man sighed, but his head did not move, and he continued to look at it.

Lu Yuan found that on the building not far away, the glass had disappeared, and a window frame was stretched outside the balcony, as if it might fall down at any time.

Why is this location so familiar? The parasol upstairs looks like it was just plugged in a few days ago? The underwear on the edge of the bed seems to be a bit similar to my own?

Made, isn't this my home?