Chapter 503: Don't shoot, captain, it's me!

Yes, it's time to do something, and with the first conflict arising from the contradiction of assigning roles, the whole sketch has also entered the first climax.

In the sketch,

Their rehearsals officially began,

I saw Chen Pei running and sliding and shouting loudly, "Captain~~~ Don't shoot!

Zhu Mao: "Oh, it's you!"

Then Chen Si turned around and stood forward, well, first occupy the favorable terrain, and then without looking back, he said with a full spirit: "Hehe, it's me!"

In the laughter of the audience, waving their hands, clenching their fists, making waves, cunning eyes, and treacherous expressions, instantly added another handful of fierce oil, and the audience was happy.

"Hahahaha!"

"It's a god, it's funny!"

“666666!”

The supporting role stands higher than the protagonist and steals the limelight, so can the protagonist Zhu Mao be happy?

Zhu Mao: "Stand back!"

Chen Si pretended not to hear it, and continued to interact with the audience, how could Zhu Mao endure it, and wanted to drag Chen Si down, but Chen Si had to do it.

"Why do you stand back?"

"Supporting role!"

Burst~!

Hahahaha!

Poor thing, who made you a supporting role, or be obedient. But how could Chen Si admit defeat, and then use all kinds of means to steal the show and stir up the show!

Can't stand in front?

Okay, then I can grab it when I stand behind, and I said the lines with a smile on my face: "Hehe, captain, the imperial army asked me to bring you a message." ”

While hooking his little finger to lure Zhu Mao with his back to the audience, let him turn his back to the audience, and show himself to fly, but Zhu Mao couldn't act, and then asked to keep his front to the audience.

Okay, after the appeal and protest are invalid, you are facing you, even the seduction is saved, while saying the lines directly in front of Zhu Mao, you dodge, I will follow, you push me away?

"You're stealing the show!"

"I steal the show, I don't even want my face, what am I going to steal the show!

This innocent little look in his eyes, angry and pretending to be stupid, caused him to laugh, and then Zhu Mao set the rules again,

Can't move?

Come on, and draw a circle for me.

Okay, I don't have to go out of this circle, I can still snatch the show, add drama to myself, wipe the sweat and wipe it in the circle, and it will become a bathing action,

"You can't move!"

"Why am I messing around?"

"Do you know that you are in such a mess, everyone looks at you and doesn't look at me!"

"Oh, can you control me, and who the audience likes to watch?"

"Hahaha!"

This cynical attitude and funny body movements made the audience laugh at the same time, but they were still unforgiving and crooked.

Zhu Mao, who really had no choice, could only persuade Yan,

"You don't know your conditions so well, how good do you think your conditions are? You let everyone take a look! This nose, this eyes, this head melon seeds, only one has been produced in thousands of years!"

Just when Chen was complacent, he praised a knife and plunged it straight into his heart,

Zhu: "An image like you, petty thieves, illegal traders, and ruffians, you don't need to act, just poke there, and you'll be fine." ”

Chen glared and shouted, "It's been thousands of years since such a thing came out?"

The audience burst into laughter!

"Poof, it's been thousands of years since such a thing!"

"Haha, no, it's so funny!"

"This sketch is amazing!"

......

Well, this is amazing, it's still too young, and then he showed off the upstairs burden of a cross talk classic.

Just poke the pole there?

No problem, I'll continue to act as you want, just poke it and don't move, I can still stir up the show,

"You speak!"

"Can you speak on a pole?"

You can also use your Lao Mao's own words to block your Lao Mao's mouth at any time,

"As soon as I raise my hand, you fall. ”

"Why?"

"That's when I see how well I marks!

"Yes!"

Then Lao Mao fell without shooting Chen,

"Why did you fall before I shot it?"

"Ouch, doesn't that make you accurate!!

With a kind of cheap expression after the villain's ambition and cleverness, as if to say: Lao Mao, you see how good I cooperate with you, why are you still not satisfied?

The audience clapped their thighs and applauded,

"Hahahaha!"

"It's too well played, this role is played by him!"

Finally, under the nonsense of Chen Si's various clever and small methods, Zhu Mao lit the fuse of the loudest burden of the story, and the last big conflict, and agreed to swap roles with Chen Si!

And even the two of them changed their clothes to laugh, after Zhu Mao changed his clothes,

"You said that if you are like me, even if you put on this clothes, you will be an underground worker!"

Look at this guy again, he's a spy who has penetrated into our army!"

Zhu Mao pointed with his hand, and it happened that Chen Si turned around after getting dressed, there was no need for the classic broken gun belt mistake here, Su Luo directly arranged it, and asked Zhu Mao to shorten the holster strap during the performance, when Chen wore the gun, the strap was too short, and the gun was strangled high, and the image of the traitor and harlequin instantly improved to a new level, just looking at Chen Si's smirk, his hands crossed his waist, and he thought that he was full of spirit but was actually extremely funny, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter again!

After swapping roles, both of them unconsciously seamlessly transitioned into the original role style, and after Chen Si changed into the protagonist's clothes, he began to play a supporting role.

Chen Si: "You led the Eighth Route Army ......"

Zhu Mao: "What?"

is not only in language, but also in action, holding a gun in his hand is still so obscene, and Zhu Mao is still the positive character, with a straight waist!

Zhu Mao: "Captain, let me bring you a message......

Chen Si: "What did the imperial army say?"

Spectator:

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

In the sketch story line, it is clear that the main and supporting roles have been reversed, but when they perform, they inadvertently return to their true colors, and the natural anti-series detonates the audience!

Chen Si became more and more excited after the protagonist at that time, and all kinds of tricks were completely in a state of self-congratulatory in the end, and at this time, he suddenly reversed the contradiction and conflict, and threw out the biggest laugh of the sketch.

"I thought that only someone like me could rebel, but I didn't expect that you, Zhu Mao, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would also rebel against the revolution!!!!!!!"

This sentence completely made the audience laugh,

"Poof!"

"It's so funny!"

"This is self-deprecating!"

"Hahahaha, my stomach hurts!"

......

Ordinary amusement is a personal attack, that other people's physical defects relatives and friends joke, and a little more advanced, it is self-deprecation, cute and cheap, etc., and the most awesome thing is to use self-deprecation to mock others, such as the god-like line above, after bringing it into the situational story, it has the power of a nuclear bomb explosion!

The audience at the scene and the audience in front of the screen were all impressed, laughing and patting their thighs!

The clothes were exchanged, but the role setting that could not be changed in the bones of the two detonated the final climax, Chen Si wanted to play the leading role, but it was self-defeating and finally returned to the role of a traitor, and Zhu Shimao, who had thick eyebrows and big eyes, did not betray the revolution, and finally Zhu Mao finally succeeded in killing this "traitor" with one shot.

This shot, which shot everything instantly, brought the two people in the sketch story back to the beginning, and the audience brought them back to the original scene.

Chen Si came back to his senses: "Ah! no! I'm the protagonist!"

Zhu Mao laughed: "What! What are you doing, what are you going to do!"

The two bowed and thanked each other.

End of the show.

"Oh~~!"

"Hahaha~!!"

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