Chapter 502: Sketch "Protagonist and Supporting Role"!
The pit owner is a big demon who fried chicken, there's nothing wrong with that!
But if you really let the fairy sister accept it, it is estimated that Su Luo's fan sisters will run wild, let alone say anything about the fairy sister, their crazy fans dare to knock down the Jade Emperor!
"I'm invincible!"
"I've heard a trance, laughing until my whole body twitches, how many songs have this dead pit written!"
"Haha, I told my mother that the program of this Spring Festival Gala was all arranged by my blue friend alone, she still didn't believe it, how could one person do so much, and now my mother doesn't speak!"
"You give me a song, your mother just doesn't believe that Su Luo is your blue friend, and she didn't speak because she had already laughed!"
"Hahahahaha!!!!ha
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The fan-like skewered divine comedy began in bursting laughter, and finally ended in bursting laughter!
At this moment, the mood of the fans can no longer be described in words, but it doesn't matter whether it is the funny performance of the dreamer pit word army, the funny skewering divine comedy that makes people laugh until they are confused, or they are so frightened by Su Luo's talent that they scream, it doesn't matter.
As for the welfare activities, pull it down, how do you let us answer your broken question, it's harder than winning the lottery, but you still have to try it!
After the song is over, what fans want to do now is very simple, that is, first fill in a random number on the activity box on the live broadcast page, 200 songs or 300 songs casually, who can only listen to it once and calculate how many songs are in it, this activity can only rely on guessing!
Then, rubbing the lower abdominal muscles caused by the stomach cramps caused by the long laugh, and finally resolutely pulled the keyboard to a wild beating,
"Su Luo is rough!"
"Pit master, you give me a rough way to fill the pit!"
"Whoever pollutes will clean up, and whoever digs the pit will fill it, don't you understand such a simple truth?"
"I'll just ask you, when are you going to fill this sinkhole!"
"Fill in the pits, fill the pits, every song in it must be released in its entirety, otherwise you will die!"
"I'm ready to send the blades and explosives!"
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In the background,
Leng Yuxuan shook her mobile phone and laughed wildly,
"Haha, take a look at Weibo, your fans are gone, call you Lang, the whole army is attacking, right, they are also attacking, it depends on when you want to fill this sinkhole?"
Brother Pao patted Su Luo's shoulder with a sympathetic look and comforted,
"Fill it slowly, record a few songs a day, and it's over after half a year, come on, I'm optimistic about you!"
"Hahahaha!!!"
All of a sudden, gloatingly laughed!
"Laugh balls, believe it or not, I'm throwing this glorious mission to you!"
Su Luo wanted to cry without tears, and suddenly, he also laughed "poof", without him, looking at the scene while putting on makeup,
When I saw the employees of the Dream Home after the performance, they returned to the audience with pride and triumph like heroes, and hugged their parents, wives and children who were more proud than themselves, laughed, and then showed off with their families to brag and brag, this feeling is not too good.
"Haha, what a group of living treasures, look at the small eyebrows dancing at the head of the plane!"
If everyone is happy, what about filling in another 10,000 holes, Su Luo smirked.
At the boiling Spring Festival Gala scene, the live broadcast camera also filmed the staff returning to the audience throughout the whole process, at this time, a warm BGM must be put on.
It's nothing, just let the audience who are tired of laughing take a break first, and then export the dream corporate culture, hehe!
This warm and loving scene made the audience envious,
"Woo, I really want to join DreamWorks too!"
"Dreamers are so happy and loving, and that's why they can continue to create miracles. ”
"Mom, should I choose an art major, I want to work at DreamWorks in the future!"
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When everyone is back in their seats and fills the audience again, the camera pans back to the stage and the next show comes,
Subtitles are typed,
Sketch "Protagonist and Supporting Role".
Actors: Zhu Mao, Chen Si. (It's really too lazy to come up with a name, and I don't want to change the name in my heart, salute!)
In the end, it is the most popular language program at the Spring Festival Gala, just by typing out a subtitle, the audience is all excited,
"Wow, it's finally on the sketch!"
"The first sketch is super good-looking, I don't know how this is!"
"Isn't it better to put it so back than the first?"
"Nonsense, it's definitely not going to be bad, there's not a show that is bad tonight. ”
"Oh, I'm looking forward to it!"
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Is it good-looking?
This sketch caused a sensation in the country after it was broadcast, and since then, the sketch has officially replaced cross talk as the first protagonist of the Spring Festival Gala, what do you say!
In order to find two actors who meet Su Luo's requirements, Hong Fatzi has almost searched all the sketch troupes and drama troupes across the country.
On the screen,
In the warm applause at the scene and the expectant eyes of the national audience, the sketch actor appeared.
Similarly, the audience doesn't know the "newcomers", one is Zhu Mao, who has a standard Chinese character face, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a righteous face, and the other is a bald Chen Si with a big nose and small eyes, and the sketch "The Protagonist and Supporting Role" officially kicked off.
"That's not right.....
"What's wrong?
"This costume is not mine. ”
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During the dialogue, the background of the sketch's task environment was immediately explained, both of them were actors, in rehearsals, one was going to play the eight roads, the other was going to play the traitor, and the main contradiction of the sketch was thrown out - the contradiction of assigning the role, and also shook out the first burden,
"You're a traitor!"
"I'm a traitor?!, which play?"
"That's it. ”
"Huh? I'm mutinous again this time?"
It's just a simple "again" word, and the burden is shaking!
"Haha~!!"
"Poof, play a traitor again, how many times have you played a traitor!"
"So you're a traitor!"
Immediately afterwards, Chen Pei showed what acting skills are, there is no need for lines, and the performance alone can make the audience laugh!
Unwilling to play a supporting role, cheeky and exhaustive, flattering,
"You, you, look, you, Lao Mao, ah! This is a big man in Shandong! Righteous and angry! Enough friends! I am willing to stick a knife in both sides for my friends! I am a little busy today, friend, you have to help, right?"
"Don't hesitate to tell me what you have to do. ”
"Look, hehe, can you help me mutiny?"
"What! I'll betray you for you?"
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"Haha, the bald head is so good, that expression is really amazing!"
"Poof, haha! This silk dress is for you and I wear coarse cloth, and I want to grab it directly!"
Chen's eyes swirled vigorously, full of market spirit, but there was no lack of recklessness, and he played a down-to-earth flesh-and-blood little person vividly, which made people scream!
However, he was still rejected by Zhu, and Chen could only helplessly pick up his silk clothes and put them on: "After talking nonsense for a long time, don't you still want me to play a supporting role for you?"
Zhu: "Alright!
Chen Ze walked to the side of the stage with a smile, and then said in a disdainful tone: "What's the spirit! To be honest, it depends on who has the play when you get to the stage!"
A confident and obscene expression that I want to do something, full of ruffianism, made the audience happy,
"Hahaha!!!!"
“66666666!!”
"The bald head is going to do something!"
"It's going to steal the show, it's going to steal the show!"
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