Chapter 7: The Theory of Descent

Summer nights are falling

At Yan Fangfang's house, the light in the living room was not turned off, and there was a variety show on the TV

On the sofa, Yan Fangfang rested her feet on the coffee table, turned her neck sideways and closed her eyes, breathing deeply. Hami, who was drained of his vigorous energy during the day, rested his chin on his master's lap, and was also asleep.

"Two hours of charging, five minutes of talking, poop's new smartphone ......" was woken up by an advertisement, Yan Fangfang opened her eyes slightly, looked at Hami on her lap, a happy smile on her face, and closed her eyes again.

Who raises huskies knows, the family has not been so peaceful for a long time, it is like in a dream.

The bite marks on the legs and chairs of the table are enough to show Hami's usual restlessness, when he wanted to raise a dog was completely impulsive, he ran to the pet store and saw a gray-white fluffy little guy, Yan Fangfang was instantly broken by it, ignoring the store manager's suggestion that "raising a dog for the first time is not suitable for huskies", he took Hami home.

After three days of familiarization, the nightmare struck.

The puppy is constantly barking, and the house is full of legs to leave its mark, and it will hold its trouser leg and beg to play after 1 minute of coldness. When he grew up, the table legs and chair legs at home became his teething tools, and he didn't let go of any of them, all of them were his tooth marks. Gradually, the energy is getting bigger and stronger, pillows, rolling paper, and plush toys are also poisoned by it, and it is useless to teach a lesson.

After the age of 1, it also learns to quarrel, howl when something doesn't go well, come home late from work, and train its master for half an hour when it's late for the wind. And the temper is stubborn, and the last sentence must be scolded by it before it is willing to truce, otherwise it will continue to talk endlessly.

It's all tears when I talk too much, every time I want to get angry, but when I see that cute and stupid face, the fire in Yan Fangfang's stomach can't come out, but she is laughed at by it first.

It is said that the dog can distinguish the owner's emotions by smell, Hami trembled his ears, got up and licked the owner's face twice, and obediently lay on his lap again.

Yan Fangfang woke up, saw its honest appearance, hugged the fluffy dog's head for a while, and then frowned slightly: "I always refuse to take a bath, you stink." ”

said that it stinks, but I can't help but rub my face, my own children like it and smelly.

Speaking of which, to give Hami a bath, it is tantamount to a tragic war for Yan Fangfang, you first have to find it, catch it, and then find a way to get Erha, who is struggling and writhing, and weighs about 40 pounds, into prison...... cough, bathroom, and then, even if it can be successfully moved into the bathtub, you have to prevent it from escaping at any time, and if you are a little negligent, this guy will slip away at once......

"I don't know if I can ask Ji An to give Hami a bath.

By the way, I promised to build him a building. ”

Yan Fangfang picked up her phone.

Clicking on the address sent by Ji An on WeChat, she left a comment that she considered pertinent, and then read the content of the post and found that she could provide a free bath, and Yan Fangfang immediately sent it on WeChat.

Ji An was teasing the treasure crab with a toothpick, and when he saw WeChat, he replied: "Hami is not particularly obedient, I plan to train it again tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow "teach" it to take a bath, once and for all, you can also wash it at home in the future." ”

"Great, give you one hundred and eighty likes. Yan Fangfang said happily.

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"Upstairs is To, and the appraisal is complete. ”

The next morning, a forum friend with an ID called "Huawei's Law" built a building in Ji An's post. was idle all day long, this "Huawei Law" clicked on the live broadcast address left by Ji An, and went in to prepare to spray.

I don't know each other, and I don't have any personal grudges, just just spray if I want to, and find someone to quarrel and kill time. Moreover, "Huawei's Law" also has a dog himself, and he does not believe in such nonsense as "huskies will be obedient" at all.

Earlier in the day, Li Jing must go into the live broadcast room at 9 o'clock every morning to report.

"Ji An, you let the fat tiger sit down and don't move, I'm going to take a screenshot of it and record the whole process of its weight loss. ”

Ji An complied: "Fat Tiger, sit down." ”

After a few days, the obedience of the fat tiger reached 67, and when he heard Ji An's command, the little fat man drooped his tongue and stuck his butt to the ground.

Li Jing was taking a screenshot, and Yan Fangfang said enviously: "Fat Tiger is becoming more and more obedient, Ji An, when will my Hami be so obedient?"

Ji An smiled confidently: "A week at most." ”

Before his voice fell, after the fat tiger insisted for 30 seconds, he felt that he was too tired to sit, so he forgot Ji An's password in a blink of an eye and fell to the ground.

Ji appeased his forehead, and wanted Fat Tiger to do the ban, and he still had a long way to go.

Speaking of which, most of the dog owners, both domestic and foreign, are very keen on the "ball picking game". This game of cooperation between the dog and the owner has a good effect on the dog's discipline and the tacit understanding between the dog and the owner.

Ji An plans to teach Hami to play this game as well.

It took a long time, and Ji An patiently finally made Hami understand that putting the ball in his hand could get a reward for touching his head.

can move on to the next step, and after adding the distance of picking up the ball, Ji An has a headache again. The tennis ball was thrown out, Hami erected his fluffy tail, rushed forward excitedly and grabbed it, and then ignored Ji An's call, and lay down on the spot to gnaw on the tennis ball.

"I want to teach Erha to play the game of picking up balls, don't you have a heart to get along with yourself?" I don't know when a new person came in in the live broadcast room, and I know that nine times out of ten Ji An is a troll.

Ji An ignored him, thinking that this guy would leave after watching him bored for a while, but Huawei's law immediately said: "Your Yingdou is okay, and your bloodline is very pure." Erha garbage, within three generations must have been strung with other dogs. ”

Yan Fangfang has been paying attention to the live broadcast and found that someone buried her Hami, so she was angry at that time.

She was entering the barrage, and Ji An preemptively said: "I love to see it, but I don't like to see it." ”

Huawei's law: "It's quite characterful, isn't it too old? Let me tell you, business is not what you do."

Besides, this string of Erha is not yours, what are you excited about?"

"How did he know? This guy came over after reading the forum post?" Ji Anxin said, opened the post, and sure enough, he had been sprayed by "Huawei's Law".

Seeing that Ji An didn't care about himself, Huawei's law continued: "Your smart glasses are good, where did you buy them?" I don't look like a person who is short of money, why did you think of walking a dog for someone?"

"What is there to teach this garbage dog? Let's concentrate on training your Yingdou, you're about to become a pig. ”

"Why don't you listen to persuasion, a dog with impure blood is also a white training, and it is a waste of time. I'll see if I'll throw it away sooner. ”

"Do you know what bloodline is? I have a purebred black big white bear, this is the only one in Wucheng, haven't you seen it?"

Ji An rolled his eyes and said in his heart: ", is this a chatter?"