Chapter 8: Mediocrity
"There is only one in the whole Wu City?" Ji An looked at the Gu stable quietly, and it was likely that there was only one treasure crab in the whole of China.
Ji An still didn't answer, and Huawei's law finally stopped after a long time, but he didn't leave the live broadcast room.
Ji An took the tennis ball from Hami's mouth, and frowned and thought while letting Erha hold his hand and gnaw it.
After thinking about it for a while, he felt that it was still a matter of obedience, so he wiped the wet saliva on the grass and said to Hami: "Hami, sit down." ”
Through yesterday's efforts, Hami can roughly understand the simple password of "sit, lie down, stand", after Ji An repeated it twice, Erha was very embarrassed, his butt touched the grass, and then he stood up and continued to pounce on Ji An's hand.
Seeing this, Huawei's law once again brought out his set of pedigree theory: "It's said that you are wasting time."
The obedient Erha does have it, but they are all race-level dogs, and the ancestors have bloodline certificates for eight generations, and you don't want to make it obedient until the next life. ”
Ji An raised his eyebrows: "If I teach it the game of picking up balls before 5 pm today, what do you say?"
Huawei's law: "If you can teach before 5 o'clock, I will immediately fly you 5 Buddhas to jump over the wall, and apologize to you on the forum."
But what if you can't?"
Ji An: "Add one more article, free publicity for me, if I can't do it, delete the post on the forum." ”
"Don't delete the post, you admit in the post that you asked for money to cheat. ”
"Yes. ”
With motivation, Ji An is naturally very concerned. All the complex behaviors made by pet dogs according to the owner's instructions can actually be split and simplified, just like building blocks, as long as the stick and red dates are used properly, plus enough patience, step by step piles up, and finally can always build a castle.
Regarding Hami's reluctance to bring back the tennis ball he threw out, Ji An was ready to teach him another way.
"Hami, sit down, don't move. ”
Seeing that Hami lasted only 5 seconds, he immediately wanted to get up, and Ji An snapped his fingers: "No, sit down." ”
The punishment technique and the pacification skill continued to smash at Hami one after another, and before he knew it, it was close to noon, and Hami's obedience rose to 43, and he could maintain a sitting position for more than 30 seconds under Ji An's gestures and eyes.
Seeing that the previous steps were almost over, Ji An entered the next link, put the tennis ball in Hami's mouth, ordered it to sit down, and stepped back by himself.
Step by step and cautiously retreated, Ji An made a gesture of deterrence while making a gesture of reassurance, 2 meters...... 3 m ...... 4 meters...... Hami still maintained a sitting position, drooling and dripping.
But when Ji An withdrew 5 meters away, Erha lay on the ground and bit the tennis ball in his mouth hard, Ji An stepped forward to grab the tennis ball, and was already bitten by its fangs.
"In school, your teacher will tell you that you are afraid of being serious in everything, and there is nothing in the world that you can't do seriously.
But when you go into society, you will understand that you have never really worked hard, and you will never know how mediocre you are, hahaha" Huawei's law poured a bowl of poisonous chicken soup on Ji An's head.
Ji An jumped down his eyebrows, seeing that it was almost time to eat, and the tennis ball could not be used, so he temporarily withdrew the troops in the morning.
In the office, he fed water and fed the two dogs, and Li Jing, who had a lunch break at noon, returned to the live broadcast room. After chatting privately with Yan Fangfang, Li Jing, who has always been spicy, flew out of the barrage: "Ji An, don't worry about the fat tiger today, train Hami well."
Some people just haven't seen the world, isn't it just a big white bear? No one wants to give it away for nothing in our base. ”
Huawei's law: "What a big breath, dare to love that your base is full of roaring dogs?"
"Yuncheng Kunming Dog Training Base, the descendants of meritorious dogs, you can't buy them even if you have money, how about it? If you don't believe me, I can post photos on the forum now." Oh yes, you haven't seen a merit certificate before, have you?"
For some reason, Huawei's law seems to admit it: "I've got something to do in the afternoon, come back by 5 o'clock to see the results." ”
After lunch, Ji An ran out and bought three solid balls that could not be bitten at a nearby pet store, and purchased some snacks, pig ears, and a few large bones by the way.
In the afternoon, Ji An threw a big bone to the fat tiger who was not full to satisfy his hunger, and continued to "rectify" Hami.
In fact, dogs are not suitable for training for too long, and if they focus for a long time, they will also suffer from burnout, just like people. But who let Ji An have the magic skill of touching his head to kill? When he was tired and tired, he touched his head and killed it, and he immediately felt a hundred times more energetic and vigorous.
Three 45 p.m
"Hami, come here. Ji An ordered ten meters away, holding the ball in his mouth and sitting on the ground.
Hami ran around, honestly spit the ball into Ji An's hand, and touched his head to kill it, Hami's face was crooked.
Ji An exhaled and sat down on the ground. The dog is not tired, but he is tired into a dog, counting the morning time, more than 6 hours of non-stop training, it is a person who will not be able to bear it.
Now that the problem of getting Hami to send the ball back has been solved, all that remains is to combine the two steps into one to complete the whole process of picking up the ball.
After a short break, Ji An stood up: "Mediocre?" He smiled evilly and pulled the corners of his mouth.
A few minutes after 5 o'clock, Li Jing finished the day's training class, returned to the live broadcast room with Huawei's law, and cheered up: "Ji An, I earned 5 Buddha jumping over the wall in a while, remember to buy some delicious reward Hami." ”
Ji An smiled: "I bought it early." ”
Yan Fangfang, who had been paying attention during the period, let out a snickering emoji.
Li Jing: "Huawei's law, are you ready for the Buddha to jump over the wall? ”
"Heh, remember to wait and take the initiative to admit that you asked for money fraud. ”
Li Jing: "Ji An, slap in the face, don't drop the chain!"
"It depends on whether Hami gives face. Ji An rubbed Hami's head fondly.
He held the solid ball and put on a posture: "Hami, go you~", the solid ball was thrown, and Erha jumped out with his tail.
After a while, Hami grabbed the ball, and was just about to habitually lie down on the spot and bite it, Ji An said loudly: "Hami, come back." ”
The second step of the hard training afternoon came into play, and seeing Hami shaking his head and running to Ji An's hand, spitting out a solid ball, Li Jing was happy: "Hahahaha, Huawei's law, what about Buddha jumping over the wall?"
Yan Fangfang relieved her anger and said: "Hami, it's good!
Soon after, 5 Buddhas jumped over the wall on the screen one after another, and Ji An pulled the corners of his mouth lightly: "Hami, thank you, Boss Xianghua, salute ~~~~"
Hearing the specially elongated "salute" command, Hami ran to the tree and crossed one leg, looking at the "camera" with a stupid face.
There was not much time left just now, and the "mediocre" Ji'an Church "Miscellaneous" Hami listened to the password and made a dog's version of the "middle finger" action.