Chapter 123: The Fearful Director
After borrowing some feed and feeding the cow, Shen Hanyang skillfully ploughed the ground, and said leisurely to the camera: "The cow is very smart, some people say that the IQ of an adult cow is equivalent to that of a three- or four-year-old child, if you talk to it often, it can understand a little." As he spoke, he stroked the old cow's back, and the old cow mooed twice, as if in response to him.
The director looked like he was knowledgeable, and the female choreographer next to him looked at Shen Hanyang with little stars in her eyes, making a nymphomaniac.
Then I heard Shen Hanyang continue: "The key cow can not only work, but the meat is also delicious, especially this kind of cultivated land, which is made into tendons and brains, which is called chewy." ”
“……”
The expression on the female choreographer's face instantly stiffened, and she felt that she must have fallen into an evil just now, so she felt that he was very loving.
Shen Hanyang saw that no one paid attention to him, so he was bored and ploughed the land, and it only took about ten minutes to finish plowing this paddy field, and then returned the cattle.
Back at the mushroom house, Shen Hanyang saw Sha Pingwei lying on the floor, and Zifeng rubbing his waist for him, and couldn't help but say, "Lao Bai, you have only done a little more work, as for it?"
Sha Pingwei opened his eyes and said, "My back pain is an old problem, and it recurred after being pushed by the cow." ”
"What about the others?" Shen Hanyang then asked.
Zi Feng replied, "I'm going to sell things for beef money." ”
Shen Hanyang sighed, then looked at Sha Pingwei, who was in pain, and said, "I'll get you some coarse salt and stir-fry, and after the stir-fry is hot, burn it on your waist to relieve some pain." As he spoke, he looked at Zi Feng and took out the money and said, "Go to the village commissary to buy two catties of coarse salt." ”
Zi Feng sighed, took the money and ran out, while Shen Hanyang found a vest, cut it into a circle, and sewed a cloth bag containing salt.
At this time, the phone in the house rang suddenly, and Sha Pingwei raised his face and shouted, "Ah Yang, answer the phone." ”
"Got it!"
Shen Hanyang put down the scissors in his hand, walked over and picked up the phone: "Hello, this is the mushroom house, are you ordering food?"
On the phone, a voice with a strong Cantonese accent rang out: "I want to eat Australian steak!"
Shen Hanyang's eyes lit up: "This is good, do you want another French lobster?"
On the other end of the phone, William Chen looked dazed: "Is it okay?"
Shen Hanyang said: "Of course you can, Australian steak, French lobster, well, how about another Tianjiu wings gargle?"
William Chen said excitedly: "Okay, good, good!
Shen Hanyang hung up the phone with a wicked smile, making Sha Pingwei next to him cry and laugh: "Ah Yang, you promised very happily, Mr. Huang, did they do it?"
Shen Hanyang smiled: "That's their business, not ours, who let them not be at home." ”
As he spoke, the phone rang again.
Sha Pingwei said helplessly: "It must be over there." ”
Shen Hanyang picked up the phone, and a voice pinching his nose and pretending to be cute sounded inside: "Hello, people order food." ”
Shen Hanyang frowned slightly: "Taiwan Province?"
On the other end of the phone, Zhang Junying showed a surprised expression and wondered, "How did you hear that?"
Shen Hanyang rolled his eyes: "Pinching your nose can only change the timbre, and you can't change the pronunciation habits, I was yelled at by a fellow of yours for three years before, and sometimes I can dream of him yelling at me in nightmares." ”
Zhang Junying suddenly realized, and no longer pretended to smile and said: "Then you are really miserable, I will order three cups of chicken!"
Shen Hanyang nodded: "Roast duck, right, there is a muscovy duck here, I have wanted to roast it since then." ”
Zhang Junying said with a shocked face: "It's not roast duck, I'll order three cups of chicken!"
"Well, got it, Fuku-style roast duck, three more chickens. ”
“……”
In Zhang Junying's messy expression, Shen Hanyang hung up the phone.
At this time, Zi Feng walked in with the coarse salt he bought, and when he saw him hang up the phone, he couldn't help asking, "Did someone order food?"
Shen Hanyang said seriously: "Two people, a man and a woman, the woman wants to eat roast duck and three chickens with different cooking methods, and the other wants Australian steak, French lobster, well, and Tianjiu wings." ”
"Roast duck, are they going to roast lanterns?"
Zi Feng showed a shocked expression: "Return the lobster steak, they don't want to die, I don't know that the better the dishes ordered, the more work they will do after they come?"
Shen Hanyang said with a sigh on his face: "Yes, I think so too." Oh, the salt is sold back, give it to me. After saying that, he took the salt and went to the kitchen to fry it.
After ten minutes, Shen Hanyang took the wrapped hot salt and came to Sha Pingwei and sat down.
The hot salt bag burned on his waist, and Sha Pingwei immediately showed a comfortable expression: "Oh, it works, it won't hurt immediately if you put it on, go up, yes, that's it......"
Shen Hanyang helped him iron for a few minutes, felt the salt bag cool down, put it aside, and said, "Lao Bai, you lie on your stomach, when I came back, I saw someone planting sugarcane in the greenhouse, it seems to be ripe, I will go and ask for two to taste." After speaking, he carried the bamboo basket and went outside.
Sha Pingwei said with a disgusted face: "I don't know anyone, and I still ask people for sugar cane, my face is so thick, bring me one too!"
Zi Feng smiled shyly: "I want to eat it too!"
"Got it!"
Shen Hanyang lazily agreed, and walked out of the courtyard with a bamboo basket pushing the door.
Half an hour later, he was walking back with his sweet sugar cane, and then saw a car overtake him and stopped not far in front of the mushroom house.
The car door opened, and a handsome man in sportswear walked down, carried his luggage and observed left and right, while asking the car, "Where is the mushroom house, how to get there?"
Shen Hanyang heard that he was the one who just wanted the steak, and his eyes rolled and said, "Hey, brother, you are going to the mushroom house, I'll take you there." ”
William Chen turned his head and saw that it was a handsome young man, and nodded with a smile: "Thank you!"
"No thanks, just carry the sugar cane on my back. ”
Shen Hanyang smiled and unloaded the bamboo basket full of sugar cane and handed it to him.
William Chen's hand fell down, and he said in surprise: "It's so heavy, I'll help you destroy one!" he said and unceremoniously picked up a shaved sugar cane, and chewed it with a sweet smile.
Shen Hanyang looked at the familiar star, felt that he was a little familiar, and asked as he walked, "What TV have you acted in?"
William Chen said with a little expectation: "I have acted in "The Four Famous Catches" and sung songs, do you recognize me?"
Shen Hanyang instantly remembered who he was, and his eyes lit up and said, "I recognize it, you are the ex-boyfriend of Sect Leader Huang's wife!"
William Chen's cheeks twitched, and he said with a wry smile: "It's too embarrassing to be remembered in this way, can you be tactful, even if you don't say it's my fan, you can say that you remember who I am." ”
Shen Hanyang said with a disgusted face: "Oh, your ex-girlfriend is my idol, how good it is to become like her, you don't have to do anything, you can get money by staring at the buckle picture." ”
William Chen sneered, and couldn't help but smile and said to the cameraman behind him: "Cameraman, remember to tell the director to cut this paragraph." ”
The director's cheeks twitched uncontrollably, and he said that he still needs you to explain, I am afraid that he will be cut in if he says the wrong thing, but he has always followed it with fear!