Chapter 122: Miserable Sha Pingwei

An hour later, Peng Yu ate the braised soft-shelled turtle made by Shen Hanyang, rubbing his somewhat reddened head, and his face was full of pain and happy smiles.

Shen Hanyang looked at his stupid appearance, smiled speechlessly, and then looked at Huang Lei suspiciously: "Why did Lao Bai go, it's all eaten, why didn't you see him come back?"

Huang Lei spit out a soft-shelled turtle bone, and said with a look of enjoyment: "You said Sha Pingwei, I asked him to lead the ox to plow the paddy field, and if the ploughing is not good, he is not allowed to come back, and it is estimated that he is still plowing." ”

Shen Hanyang took a breath, made a toothache look, and complained: "It's so difficult to be your student. He can't catch a single wool, not to mention that he is already bald enough. Tsk, I feel sorry for Lao Bai. ”

Huang Lei glanced at him and said faintly: "The key is this one sheep, there are two big and small foxes left, there must be someone to work." ”

Shen Hanyang felt that what he said seemed to be very reasonable, so he forgot about this stubble in an instant, picked up a piece of eel and continued to eat it, and said vaguely: "Well, Mr. Huang, your craftsmanship ......."

Huang Lei said slightly proudly: "Yes, my Huang Xiaochu's name is not in vain." ”

Shen Hanyang glanced at him and continued, "I haven't eaten such an ordinary dish for almost three years. ”

Huang Lei: "......"

Looking at Huang Lei's dark face, Xu Zheng couldn't help laughing, followed by a dry cough, and said in a serious way: "Have you watched a movie recently, there is a mountain that is particularly beautiful." ”

He Kun was about to hold back his laughter, so he snickered with him and asked, "What mountain, "Brokeback Mountain"?"

Xu Zheng shook his head: "No, what kind of mountain is it called......

Huang Lei frowned and said, ""Guanyin Mountain"?

Xu Zheng suddenly slapped his head like a realization: "I remembered, it's "Mission Impossible 3"!"

Peng Yu patted his thigh and laughed on his back: "Mission Impossible Mountain!Hahahahaha! Teacher Xu Zheng, you are also flat tongue! You remind me of Yang Yue again, hehehe......"

He Kun asked with a gossipy face, "What's wrong with Yang Yue?"

Peng Yu looked at Shen Hanyang with a smile, forcibly stopped laughing, and said: "This is what Yang Yang said, saying that Yang Yue sells pears for 4 yuan a catty, and I take 50 yuan to buy two catties of pears, how much should she get me back?"

Huang Lei frowned and said, "Find 42, what's so funny about this?"

Peng Yu held back a smile and said, "No, she should look for me for 30, because when Yang Yue spoke, it was four ten!"

"Poof!"

Huang Lei burst into laughter, looked at Shen Hanyang with a smile and said, "You arrange Yang Yue like this, aren't you afraid that she will be in a hurry with you?"

Shen Hanyang said calmly: "No, because this is the real thing, later Yang Yue was anxious to explain the price, and wrote the price on it with a paper shell, who asked her the price, just pointed to the brand, and others thought she was dumb, and they all pitied her, and sold out the two baskets of pears in half an hour." ”

He Kun bent down with a smile, covered his stomach and laughed: "Hahahaha, I can't do it, you want to laugh at me......"

Shen Hanyang glanced at these people with low laughter, and there was an invincible loneliness in his heart, and he sighed slightly: "What's so fun about this, it's not that I won 5 million." ”

He Kun wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, raised his face to look at him, rolled his eyes and said, "It's not funny at all to win five million." ”

Shen Hanyang shrugged helplessly, stood up and said, "You leave some food for Lao Bai, and I'll replace him." ”

Huang Lei said with a look of surprise: "You actually took the initiative to work, this is the sun coming out in the west?"

Shen Hanyang sighed and said, "I'm afraid that the rice you grow won't bear rice, and that's a waste of work." ”

Huang Lei poked his head to see him away, and said with satisfaction: "This kid is quite reliable sometimes." ”

"Well, Yang is absolutely reliable. ”

Peng Yu said with a smile on his face: "When Ah Yang was in charge of our food in the hut, there was no mistake at all, and he raised a few of us for nothing. ”

Huang Lei looked at his round fat face, and couldn't help but bared his teeth: "I can see it." ”

Surrounded by green hills, the scorching sun is in the sky.

In a bare paddy field, Sha Pingwei was covered in mud and water, and he confronted a scalper with a sluggish face.

One person and one cow stared at each other with big eyes, as if they were communicating with their souls.

Shen Hanyang looked at this strange scene, walked over with a frown, and tapped twice on Sha Pingwei's back: "Sunflower Acupoint Solver!"

Sha Pingwei's body was shocked, he turned his face, and looked at him with deep eyes: "Ah Yang, is there an end to the universe, is there a length of time, where has the past time disappeared, and where will the future time stop?"

Shen Hanyang was amused by him, and said, "Are you possessed by Xiucai?"

Sha Pingwei's nose twitched, his eyes turned red, he looked like he was going to be played, and grinned and said: "I said that I came to enjoy life, but it turned out that I was asked to chop firewood, let me shave bamboo shoots, and let me plow the land. The key is that this cow is still disobedient, no matter how I pull it, it won't go, and it tilts me with its head, why am I so miserable......"

Listening to his tragic narration, the corners of Shen Hanyang's mouth twitched slightly, he held back a smile and didn't laugh out loud, coughed, and said, "You go back to eat, I'm here for you." ”

Sha Pingwei was stunned, changed his face, and immediately became happy again: "How sorry then, I'll go eat some first, and I'll come back as soon as I finish eating......!"

One, two, three.

Sha Pingwei struggled to pull out his leg a few times, but found that because he had been standing in one position for too long, his leg had been stuck in the mud and couldn't be pulled out, so he couldn't help but turn his face again and asked for help: "Ah Yang, brother's leg can't be pulled out when it's stuck in, drag brother." ”

Shen Hanyang couldn't hold back any longer, laughed out loud, and then dragged him out of the mud, while saying, "Look at your bad luck, it will take at least five hundred years to give birth to one." ”

"Five hundred years to give birth to such a thing as me? Phew, I'm not a thing! No, I'm stunned by you!"

Sha Pingwei complained and walked up to the paddy field, shook his feet, and walked towards the mushroom house with a sour body.

Shen Hanyang stood in the water, glanced at the scalper beside him, and stroked it on its neck: "Lao Huang, are you tired or hungry, nod your head when you're tired, and shake your head when you're hungry." ”

The director stood on the edge of the ridge, his cheeks twitched fiercely, and he looked at the choreographer next to him and said: "Alas, it's crazy again, and the cow can't understand human speech, so it's called playing the piano to the cow." ”

At this moment, the scalper suddenly mooed and shook his head from side to side.

The director was stunned: "I really understand!"