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The stinky monkey disobeys the discipline, and the monkey comes out to receive it, and in the last story, the monkey obediently stands on the side of the monkey, but Ji An is not a stinky monkey, he has one more word than the monkey: "cheap." ”

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Nowadays, Huaguo's netizens are as sophisticated as monkeys, and most of them are highly educated and talented, but even so, there are still many people who can't take the driving test 3 or 4 times.

Therefore, even if Ji An rushed to work and sharpened his guns in the past two days, he had no chance of passing the driving test.

This morning, after checking Ji An's driver's license at the DMV, Lao Li was considered to have broken his golden body and changed the date of Ji An's driving test from 20 July to 20 May. In the past two days, Li Zhenshan didn't ask Ji An to really pass the test, but just wanted him to have a minimum understanding of the traffic rules, and how much he could remember, someone might check it on Monday.

Lao Li threw the traffic regulations booklet to Ji An, and ran the gym by himself. Ji An flipped through the traffic rules manual full of small characters, his eyes were suddenly full of gold stars, and he was dizzy, he looked at Li Jing: "Sister, can you help me tell the bureau about love? ”

Li Jing snickered, stood up and took Fat Tiger and Ou Di by the hand, and said to Ji An: "You just carry it honestly, I want to ride a motorcycle on the street, I don't know how to do traffic laws?"

Fat Tiger, Odie, let's go, go shopping with my mother~"

"Sister......

Li Jing led the dog away and walked out of the office door, only the fat tiger looked back and glanced at Ji An pitifully.

At more than 10 o'clock in the morning, Ji An held the traffic regulations booklet in one hand and beat his head with the other, and he remembered the joke in Douyin: "Brain melon hurts, brain melon hurts, oh mom, brain melon hurts......"

For Ji An, in addition to the traffic rules he knows, in addition to stopping at red lights, going at green lights, and turning on yellow lights, etc., the only thing left is to be cautious when driving, because he spares his life and rides a small electric donkey for so many years, and the accident rate is 0.

However, Ji An himself knows that he has to carry the traffic rules after all, not only for his safety, but also for the safety of other vehicles on the road.

At the same time, at the gate of the city bureau, a bunch of small fists gathered and shouted a neat slogan: "Return our Ji'an ~ let Ji'an ~"

The doorman was persuading them to leave, and the police officers who worked overtime today saw them, especially the male officers, smiled and left, a group of young girls under 20 years old, dressed beautifully, wearing skirts and hot pants, and young and beautiful, doomed them to be impossible to be aggressive.

But 7 or 80 little girls blocking the door is not a matter after all, the doorman's persuasion is ineffective, Lao Li wants to save face, and he doesn't want to be tough with them, so he called back to the office to ask Ji An if he leaked the matter in order to avoid endorsement, and then let Ji An go to the door to solve it himself.

Ji An yawned and came to the door, if it wasn't for Lao Li's call, he almost fell asleep with the booklet, no way, the old problem is sick, and Ji An feels that this is an incurable disease, there is no cure, as long as he picks up the book, he guarantees that he will be sleepy immediately.

Seeing Ji An, Liu Su said, "Ji An, they let you go?"

Ji An: "I'm not locked up again, by the way, how do you know I'm in the city bureau?"

Liu Su: "My brother told me. ”

Ji An raised his eyebrows, and quickly smiled: "Okay, let's go back, don't be stupid to stand outside on such a hot day." ”

Little fist boxing Li Yuanjia: "But what do you do?"

Ji An: "What should I do? I want to leave, where can I be held?"

Hey, wait, I almost forgot to tell you, At the end of August, I plan to hold an offline event, Liu Su, you come to organize, and you don't need to notify others, just these people here, when there are too many people, it will not end well. ”

The main reason why the little boxers came here today is because the summer vacation is really boring and there is nothing to do, and now I heard that there are offline activities, and they are chattering and discussing.

Standing in the middle of the bright and youthful little boxing, Ji An is happy not to do it, these are his die-hard fans, of course you have to feel distressed, last month's reward income has arrived on the 15th, Ji An gave Liu Su, and said that she should take the little boxers to find a place to sit down and talk, but in fact, it was 5000 and asked Liu Su to take them to play.

The little boxers cheered, Yingying Yanyan said goodbye to Ji An and followed Liu Su to leave, and the topic changed from the previous offline activity to where to play.

Ji An turned around and went to the gym to make a small report, he didn't know what Liu Yu was revealing this for, but he definitely didn't have a good heart.

"Bureau, I asked clearly, it's this guy who told the secret, traitor!" Ji An pointed to Liu Yu wearing a protective helmet in the ring.

Liu Yu didn't react yet, "Huh", Lao Li didn't say a word, and the red fist glove slammed into his face, it was obvious that Li Zhenshan knew the reason for Liu Yu's whistleblowing. (Afterthought)

Seeing that Liu Yu was dizzy for a long time and couldn't get up, Ji An'an left satisfied.

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On the other side, Ji An had already spent 5,000 points to solidify a Beastmaster order not to attack people for all pandas in the territory, but keeping a safe distance was only given to Fat Ni.

In the morning, Old Man Chen, Ji Tianhao, and Qiqi Dayu went to comb Fat Ni's hair, and after returning to the base, Chen Weiguo sneaked into the breeding area.

Since learning about the deterrent effect of Dayu's scent, Old Man Chen has started to think crookedly, and he is so envious that Qiqi can pet the cat at will.

Fat Ni, Dayu Chen Weiguo didn't dare to touch, one was a wild panda after all, and the other had already taught him a lesson, so Chen Laotou wiped Dayu's Youth League, and took advantage of this time that there was no one in the breeding area, and quietly opened the door and ran into a female cat pen that had just turned 1 year old this year.

is also about 1 year old, the cub and the second cub add up to 250 pounds, mainly because they are all Dayu's species, and the mother Victoria's Secret is a rare big man among the female cats.

But usually a 1-year-old female cat weighs only 6 or 70 pounds, and Chen Weiguo is confident that even if there is an accident, he can handle it.

At 11 o'clock in the morning, there was no one in the breeding area, so the old man Chen opened the door, waited at the door first, and made sure that the female cat did not pounce, so he moved his fingers and went up.

The 1-year-old female cat, Shanshan, slumped in the shade, her back against the wall to enjoy the shade, surrounded by crushed bamboo slag. Chen Weiguo boldly approached, touched the bear's head, and smiled like a nymphomaniac.

Then, Shanshan's dark circles turned away, and Old Man Chen chuckled in his heart.

In line with the rolling creed of "if you touch me, I will hold your legs", Shanshan skillfully hugged Chen Weiguo's legs, and then pressed her weight and strength to knock the old man down.

There is a bear mouth open, but it will definitely not bite, but the claws are too sharp, Shanshan is not serious when playing, Old Man Chen finally broke free from the bear hug, escaped from the cage, lifted his trouser leg and saw that it was full of blood, and he grinned in pain.

Old man Chen was still unselfish, put down his trouser legs, he stood by the cage and frowned: "Dayu's smell can be determined to be effective, but ...... Can't you touch it?"

He then went to another female cat pen that was also 1 year old.

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In the evening of the same day, Ji An returned to the base, and Lao Niu came to inform him that a TV reporter would come to interview him tomorrow, and by the way, he wanted to take pictures of Fat Ni and Fat Cub's mother and son, who have recently become popular on the Internet.

Ji An said that he had something to go to the city bureau tomorrow, and Old Man Chen jumped out, patted his chest, and said confidently: "It's okay, you go and do your job, there is me in the base." ”

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