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Ji An didn't know Li Zhenshan's thoughts, he only knew that he would definitely not be able to pass tomorrow's driving test, even if he read the traffic regulations a few more times.

It's not Ji An's scum, the fact is that others can't carry it for a month, so he hugs the Buddha's feet for two days, how can it be possible?

But if you want to ride a motorcycle on the street openly, you can't take a driving test, so Ji An thought of a means to cheat.

As for who to ask for help with cheating? He's got one by his side.

In the evening, Ji An called Xiao Junshi: "Qiqi, I heard that you are very fast in endorsement, do you know the traffic rules of Huaguo?"

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On Sunday morning, in the bureau office, Lao Li was not there, and Mr. Qi had already said that it was okay, and Ji An began to grind foreign workers.

After playing with his phone for a while, he opened the Book of Wildness: "Huh?"

In the base, the TV crew has arrived, and Old Man Chen and Lao Niu take turns to steal the scene.

Dayu and Kiki don't know where to go, after filming the situation in the base, but also to the breeding area of the enclosure visited, the reporter proposed that he wanted to take pictures of Fat Ni and Fat cub, Chen old man smeared the Qingtuan on his body, yesterday has been in 5 one-year-old female cats repeatedly confirmed the deterrent effect of the smell, and did not look for Dayu to accompany, said that he just wanted to comb Fat Ni, he led the way, and the group went out of the back door of the base.

The back door of the base is the protected area, and there is no fence around it, so it is normal to encounter wild boars.

In the past, Ji An was responsible for driving away and transferring, but today, Ji An looked at a few wild boars in the Book of Wild Nature who were foraging for food and were about to meet the TV station crew, and he used his brain.

Zheng was worried that he couldn't find an excuse to let Fat Ni out of the cage, and now that he was dozing and touched the pillow, how could he miss it?

Several cameras were not turned off, and on the road, 4 humming wild boars met with everyone unexpectedly, the boar's fangs poked out, and a pig took the lead, with a thin tail cocked high. The scene was suddenly panicked, Chen Weiguo had experience, and told everyone not to run around, the two-legged beast held a group and confronted the wild boar.

At this time, the roar of the bear came from the direction of the purple bamboo forest, and Fat Ni changed her usual simple and stupid appearance, four bear paws slapped the ground, and the brown-red fat body shook the fat all over her body, rippled, and roared all the way, which was definitely faster than Liu Xiang.

No matter how powerful the wild boar is, it depends on what it is compared to, and when it comes to a panda, there is no other choice but to run.

Before everyone could figure out what was going on, Fat Ni charged straight into the herd of wild boars, and the brown-red "bowling" "hit" once, and the wild boars scattered and fled.

Immediately afterwards, Fat Ni switched freely between the attack state and the peaceful state, and as soon as the wild boar ran away, it sat down paralyzed, returned to its usual stupidity, and casually broke a purple bamboo beside her, and gnawed it in front of everyone.

The TV station staff looked confused, and the reporter asked Old Man Chen, "Director Chen, what should I do now?"

Chen Weiguo returned to his soul: "It's okay, the wild boars have run away." ”

The reporter pointed to the fat panda not far away: "What about Fat Ni?"

Old man Chen gave an answer that Ji An didn't expect, in fact, in front of reporters, he couldn't admit that Fat Ni had sneaked out, otherwise it would be the pot of poor management of the base, once he checked it, he would know that this was not the first time.

Old man Chen said solemnly: "Recently, there has been a new discovery in the base, everyone knows Dayu, the panda king of the base, we recently found that the smell of Dayu has a deterrent effect on all pandas, I have Dayu's youth group, Fat Ni will not attack us, just like now, don't be too well-behaved."

It is precisely because of this discovery that our base is preparing for the rewilding of pandas, and we plan to let Fat Ni, who is already a wild panda, get out of the cage, plant a positioning chip for it, and let it move freely near the back mountain. ”

Ji Tianhao next to him looked at Director Chen in a daze, he was a genuine researcher, but he had never heard of this at all.

The reporter then asked: "So, isn't the base keeper able to touch the panda up close?"

Chen Weiguo shook his head and said seriously: "No, the base is about to introduce new regulations, first of all, all the staff who enter the back mountain must be smeared with Dayu's Youth League, and second, no one is allowed to have close contact with pandas, at least 1, um...... 2 meters distance. ”

Reporter: "Why? Don't you say that with the smell of Dayu, pandas won't attack people?"

Chen Weiguo pointed at Fat Ni: "It won't attack people, but Fat Ni weighs more than 340 pounds, and it plays around and suppresses people, who can break free?"

Also, if you look at its minions, such a thick bamboo is just a mouthful, and it gently shines on a person's leg, who can stand it?"

On the other side, in the bureau office, Ji An couldn't hear what Old Man Chen was saying, but saw him outside the enclosure, combing Fat Ni with a bamboo pole brush, and the TV camera was filming on the side.

When the text message asked Lao Ji, Ji An slapped the table and was happy, and Old Man Chen gave him a wave of divine assists!

Things seem to be steadily moving in the direction that Ki'an envisioned......

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On Sunday afternoon, when it was time for Ji An's exam, relying on visual sharing, he opened an encrypted live broadcast room for Qiqi, and his mobile phone was hidden in the turtle armor bag.

Ji An looked at the question here, Qi Junshi sent him the answer, and he copied it with visual sharing, and Lao Li, who was invigilating the exam, didn't notice that Ji An was cheating......

In fact, he has read the traffic rules several times, even if he can't memorize them, he also has a general understanding, plus the landlord's character of saving his life, no one on the road will not exceed 40 yards, and he is used to seeing the "big scene" basically will not panic, and almost does not drink, he rides on the road is to drive the locomotive as a faster electric car, which is definitely safer than many female drivers.

It was only half an hour before Ji An handed in the paper, because Qi Junshi answered the questions quickly.

Lao Li quickly finished the answer sheet, immediately slapped the table, first checked Ji An's ears, there were no earplugs, and asked Ji An to hand over the mobile phone.

Ji An took out his trouser pocket and replied, "I didn't bring my phone." ”

Li Zhenshan was sure that Ji An was cheating, because there was nothing wrong with the question, which was impossible, but he couldn't find Ji An's way to cheat.

After glaring at Ji An for a long time, Lao Li spewed out rough air from his nostrils, and asked Ji An to go back first, and at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, he must report to his office on time.

Ji An was dissatisfied: "Are you still coming?

Lao Li: "If you are called, you will come, no nonsense! If you don't come, I will send someone to handcuff you!"

Ji An pouted.

The next day, Monday, August 21

Lao Li gave up the office, and a few black suits asked Ji An about everything, mainly about family components, past experiences, and the matter of Veronga, but the matter of traffic regulations was not mentioned at all.

Ji An just wanted to solve this matter as soon as possible, and answer whatever he asked, anyway, he didn't do anything illegal. As for the situation in Verongari, he followed what the Reuters news agency said.

At 10 o'clock in the morning, the black suit left, Lao Li came in, opened the drawer, and put a police light on the table: "Do you want it?"

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