Chapter Twenty-Six: You're a Good Cat, But We're Not Suitable
The text of the first volume of his cat
CHAPTER XXVI
One person and one cat ate late, Lu Yuan packed up his things in a daze, fell on the bed with a plop, and slept like a dead pig.
The cat lingered beside Lu Yuan for a long time, stretching out her paws several times to test Lu Yuan's breath, until she confirmed the fact that Lu Yuan was still alive, and then she staggered back to her bedroom, lying down on all fours, and fell asleep.
The next morning, after Lu Yuan woke up, he only felt a splitting headache, and after lying in the kitchen and pouring a stomach of cold water, he was a little sober, and after hurriedly taking a cold shower, he ran next door to take a look at the cat Xiaoxiao.
The stupid cat was still sleeping, Lu Yuan rubbed his head and went out by himself.
An Ran was not in the Linglu pet boarding house, so Jiang Tang didn't come either, and I don't know how these two people are progressing.
Lu Yuan said hello to Yang Yuluo and the others and began to solve their own work.
Just as he was mopping the floor with a mop, the phone suddenly rang, and Lu Yuan took it out and saw that it was Tan Xiao.
"Why, our Great Demon Hunter didn't go to subdue demons and eliminate demons today?"
"No kidding, third brother, I have something very important to tell you. ”
Tan Xiao's voice was rarely serious, and Lu Yuan was stunned: "What's the matter?"
"Did you tell me before that Lele was saved by your cat?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Lu Yuan was a little second monk, and Tan Xiao continued to ask, "Can you tell me what happened at that time?"
"...... at the time"
Lu Yuan recalled from the beginning, including that his rent was cat food, until he said that the cat Xiaoxiao threw a black ball into Lele's mouth with a small mouth and poked it in with his paws, Tan Xiao sighed: "That's true." ”
"What's the case, can you kid stop selling Guanzi. Lu Yuan suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Third brother, I suspect that your cat is a monster. ”
"What?" Lu Yuan's eyes widened: "But didn't you say ...... before?"
"My demon pendant really doesn't fluctuate," Tan Xiao pondered the words: "That's why I said I doubt, that little black ball, nine times out of ten, is a demon pill." ”
"Are you sure?" Lu Yuan rubbed his head, only to feel a little big.
"I'm not sure, but it doesn't have much to do with what I want you to do," Tan Xiao said seriously: "If it's a cat demon, it means that its strength has surpassed that of a monster and reached the level of a goblin." Because only goblins with consciousness can control their own breath, ordinary demon hunters can't distinguish goblins at all, unless they actively show their tracks, and only demon slayers can truly identify goblins. ”
"Then what if it's not a goblin?" Lu Yuan scratched his head, and Tan Xiao continued to explain: "It's not a goblin, and it can't be a goblin, it's a spirit creature with a high-level consciousness." ”
"Animals have different lifespans, but in their limited lives, their minds will rise from a human being to a teenager or even longer, and the only difference between them and monsters or goblins is that they can't cultivate. ”
"And just like some hidden cultivators will come out to find suitable disciples, goblins will also look for some descendants with superb natural postures, and the geniuses among these animals are called spiritual creatures, which are characterized by the fact that the spirit is relatively early, and it is very suitable for cultivating demons. ”
"You mean, there is a powerful monster master behind the cat's tiny one?"
"No, it's Master Fairy. Tan Xiao corrected: "Monsters are the existence of unopened spiritual wisdom but can cultivate unconsciously, to use the metaphor of the cultivation novels you are familiar with, goblins are ordinary cultivators, and monsters are their descendants, people whose spiritual wisdom is chaotic but can cultivate normally after guidance." ”
"As for the animal kingdom, it is equivalent to the world of ordinary people, and spiritual objects are the cultivation geniuses who appear among ordinary people. ”
Lu Yuan understood at this time, and he asked rhetorically: "So what you mean is that Mao Xiaoxiao is not a goblin now, and will become a goblin in the future?"
"Pretty much. ”
Tan Xiao sighed again: "The Black Demon Pill is the highest-level Demon Pill in our circle of demon hunters. Only the Black Demon Pill can save a dog that has heart failure. ”
"So you mean ......," Lu Yuan asked.
"Get out of there and find a new place to live. ”
Tan Xiao's voice was unquestionable: "I'm not trying to persuade you, but to order you as a demon hunter." ”
"Is it so serious?" Lu Yuan was stunned for a long time before he said, "I don't feel like it's malicious to me." ”
"It has no ill will towards you, but its master will not allow you to exist. Tan Xiao said helplessly: "To put it simply, your cat is equivalent to the existence of the protagonist of the novel. ”
"I won't be beheaded, if I want to behead, I will also behead its foreign owner, I am a rented house. ”
"Then I don't care, be careful in everything, your life is important, I'll put it down for you. If you don't leave, don't blame my brother for using extraordinary means. ”
Tan Xiao's last words were very decisive, and Lu Yuan snorted: "Okay, I understand." ”
hung up the phone, Lu Yuan stared at the phone, his head was mushy.
That stupid cat should be more than just a spiritual thing, right?
Lu Yuan shuddered when he thought of the strange power of splitting bricks with his bare hands and smashing the wine bottle with one palm, maybe it had already begun to cultivate demons.
"Lu Yuan, what's wrong with you?"
Sheep Tongue passed by Lu Yuan with a golden retriever cub in his arms, and saw that his face was cloudy, so he asked.
"Ahh Nothing..."
Lu Yuan smiled and grinned, "I drank too much with my friends last night, and now I'm still a little dizzy." ”
"Then you have to take a good rest, by the way, I saw Jiang Tang running to you for dinner before?
"No, it's just that you don't pay for your meals. ”
"Ah——?h
Yang Yuluo's eyes widened: "Won't it?" This kind of broad young master, eat rich hot pot city and let you treat you? It's not a problem for him to buy ten or eight hot pot cities, right?"
Lu Yuan shook his head: "He was a little stimulated." ”
The sheep's tongue snorted: "Indeed, it is not normal to look at the brain like that." ”
“……”
"It's hard to be dragged by Sister An Ran to be a shield, right?"
"It's not hard, it's not hard. Lu Yuan remembered the sandbag that was kicked into a pendulum again, and waved his hand again and again.
After the sheep's tongue fell, Lu Yuan was still immersed in Tan Xiao's phone call. He suddenly wondered, what kind of existence can make the cat limp a little?
"Alas......"
Lu Yuan let out a long sigh: "Let's find a new place to live." ”
In the evening, Lu Yuan bought a few dishes as usual, and after dinner was ready, the cat Xiaoxiao was already squatting there waiting for dinner.
The meal was served, Lu Yuan picked up the chopsticks, and the cat Xiaoxiao also started.
After a few bites of one person and one cat, Lu Yuan put down his chopsticks in disappointment and looked at the cat.
"Stupid cat, what you gave Lele to eat that day is a demon pill, right?"
The cat raised her head blankly, looking like I didn't understand what you were talking about.
"I know you understand people. Lu Yuan sighed: "You also know that I have an unusual friend. He told me a lot of things. If you are a powerful goblin, don't embarrass his little shrimp. If you have just opened your mind and have been accepted as a disciple by the goblin, please don't hold a grudge against him. ”
The cat lowered her head to eat, and didn't seem to be listening to what Lu Yuan said.
Seeing this scene, Lu Yuan smiled self-deprecatingly: "Look, what am I telling you to do this, I'm just a guest who rents a house." ”
"Meow~"
Mao Xiaoxiao really looked up at Lu Yuan this time, and slowly walked to Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan stretched out his hand to rub its head, but it shrank back halfway. Seeing this, the cat poked her head out and rubbed it on Lu Yuan's palm.
Lu Yuan gently rubbed its head, was silent for a long time, and finally pushed it away.
"Meow?"
The cat tilted her head, a little puzzled.
Lu Yuan lowered his head and stared at the chopsticks in a daze: "You are a good cat, but we are not suitable, I still plan to live in another place." ”
"Smack-"
The table shattered in half.