The text of the first volume of his cat

CHAPTER XXV

It took Lu Yuan a long time to get home, he washed up first, found a few band-aids to put the wounds on his body well, and then took out his mobile phone and looked at it.

It was a little late, but Lu Yuan didn't pay attention, he sent the photos taken by Miao 13 and the video of the gangster he just took to Zhang Lei.

It didn't take long to receive a reply from Zhang Lei.

"Xiao Lu, you haven't slept so late, what are these photos?"

"Haha, Brother Zhang, I'm still bothering you so late. ”

Lu Yuan was cooking, when he heard the mobile phone ringing, he wiped his hand on his apron, grabbed it and replied: "The photo is those thieves who hurt Lele, they have also made a small idea in the past two days, Wang Lao looked at the photo and asked me to send it to you directly." ”

"The video was taken when I was passing by an alley today, and I sent it to you as well. ”

After Lu Yuan replied, he hurriedly pulled the dishes in the pot, and soon a few good stir-fries were ready.

Zhang Lei replied with an OK gesture, and Lu Yuan didn't bother him anymore. He moved the table to the roof of the building and brought the food up.

There was no wind in the summer night, Lu Yuan lit two small candles, the table was illuminated, he gave himself a cup of Jiang Xiaobai, and bought cat food for the cat, and specially bought small dried fish to put it on.

"Stupid cat, come, I'll toast you!"

After Lu Yuan waited for the cat to sit down, he picked up the wine glass, and the cat took a few bites of dried fish and ignored him.

Lu Yuan drank half a cup of Jiang Xiaobai by himself, and then began to eat, he originally wanted to call Miao Shiyi to eat together, but the latter didn't know where to go.

Lu Yuan ate for a while, and a glass of liquor was slowly resolved.

Just as he turned to serve himself rice, he suddenly heard a noise behind him, and he looked back, and his jaw was about to drop on the table in shock.

"Stupid cat, what are you doing?"

The cat Xiaoxiao on the table was holding Jiang Xiaobai and pouring it out, and Lu Yuan saw that one of its empty food plates was already full of wine.

Then it tossed the bottle, lowered its head and licked it.

Lu Yuan: "......"

Cats can't seem to drink bars?

Lu Yuan snatched the wine plate, the cat shook his head slightly, stared at Lu Yuan's fried shredded pepper pork, and suddenly opened his mouth wide, ahhhhh

Chew, swallow.

"Hiccup~"

The cat hiccuped a little and continued to stare at the plate of wine in Lu Yuan's hand.

"Look, I'm telling you, don't think about drinking anymore. ”

Before Lu Yuan finished speaking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the cat's small paws, and then the empty wine bottle it was stepping on shattered into a lot of glass shards.

“… Am I dead or you die, that's the question. ”

Lu Yuan muttered to himself, the cat Xiaoxiao had already snatched the plate back very badly, and drank the liquor in a big gulp, and when Lu Yuan came back to his senses, there was not much liquor left.

During this period, it also ate two cucumbers and a few peanuts, and when Lu Yuan looked at it, it had just solved a large mouthful of braised pork.

“……”

Lu Yuan was speechless, he thought about it and dialed An Ran.

"Hey, Lu Yuan, what are you calling me if you have nothing to do at night?"

"An Lan, it seems..."

"You're drinking? Straighten your tongue before you speak. ”

"That's right, I had a drink tonight, but I didn't pay attention to the Hinayana and secretly drank another cup, and it also ate a lot of the dishes I cooked, and the cat food didn't move a bite... You say it drank alcohol, will it die suddenly?"

“… No, there are a lot of things that can be eaten by Xiaoxiao, you look at it, don't let it fall from the upper floor, and lock the doors and windows when necessary. ”

An Ran instructed and hung up the phone, Lu Yuan turned his head to look at the cat Xiaoxiao, who was chewing a piece of sharp pepper, and when he saw Lu Yuan looking over, he showed a fuss look.

Lu Yuan took out another bottle of Jiang Xiaobai from under the table, poured it for himself and it, and raised his glass: "Stupid cat, I haven't thanked you for saving my life." ”

"Meow. ”

The cat barked lukewarmly, Lu Yuan touched its plate, and then took a sip of himself: "I knew that you could eat ordinary meals, what else did I buy, don't you know, it really cost me a lot of money to buy that bag of cat food." ”

"Meow. ”

"But I bought it, I bought it, I also made some money part-time these days, and I just cleaned up upstairs here, and it's good to have a cool time. Look, I'm going to get a little slide over there, and a little pool over there for you to swim in......"

"Meow..."

Lu Yuan chatted with the cat with a big tongue, and the latter looked around with the hand waving wildly beside him, as if he was really listening, and screamed from time to time, as if expressing his opinion.

"What, you say it's too expensive?" Lu Yuan shook his head: "It's not expensive, it's actually some simple things." ”

"When the time comes, you will let off steam, and bring your friends up to have fun, there have been many thieves recently, and it is not safe outside. ”

Lu Yuan held the wine glass and touched another one with the cat Xiaoxiao, the cat stared at the stupid-looking guy in front of him, took a big sip, and finally became a little confused.

Lu Yuan was dazed, and saw the cat Xiaoxiao stand up on two hind legs and came to the center of the table with skillful steps.

Wave your claws!

Lu Yuan listened to the whirring sound of breaking the air, and most of the wine had already woken up. Hey, this stupid cat is drunk!

The cat's movements are slow at first, except for the two front paws that are waving wildly. Lu Yuan squinted his eyes and watched with relish.

Suddenly, the cat's small movements became different, if you had to find a few adjectives for Lu Yuan, who was now close to being unconscious, it would be crisp, sharp, and even with a faint murderous aura.

And the steps that had been stumbling became solid, with a bit of ethereal taste, shuttling back and forth between the gaps of the table full of plates and dishes, but not touching any of them.

Lu Yuan's rise of seeing, picked up Jiang Xiaobai's bottle and poured it into his mouth, the cat Xiaoxiao turned sideways, and slammed his paw on Jiang Xiaobai's bottle.

Lu Yuan didn't hold it tightly at all, the bottle flew out with a swish, drawing a shining arc in the night sky, and then ...... Disappear.

Lu Yuan rubbed his eyes, as if he was dazzled?

He grabbed another cup, and the cat kicked the cup away with a small side kick, this time smashing into the wall not far away, and Lu Yuan watched the cup shatter into slag with a loud bang.

Not even a piece of it was intact.

Lu Yuan looked at the cat that was still playing martial arts on the table in a daze, looking at its vigorous movements, his face was sluggish.

After a long time, he silently took out his mobile phone and opened the shovel bar, and two minutes later, there was a new post in the shovel bar-

"What should I do if the cat at home drinks too much and plays martial arts on the table? ”