"It's not a costume!" I said, "he's a purebred orangutan!"

"Really?" said the sheriff, "well, so be it! we have a guy in the bureau who will be happy to take a picture of you two clowns!"

So please follow along, both of you - don't act rashly!"

In short, this time it was Mr. Chess Idiot who came to bail me out, and Mr. Hua Feihua brought a row of lawyers to rescue Hepburn, who was already hysterical at this time!

"You wait!" she turned around and screamed at me after the sheriff released her! "When I'm done, you don't even think about being a spear-wielding coax in 'Devil'!"

That's probably what she said!

In this case, my film career is over!

"That's how life is, baby—but I'll call you out for lunch another day," Mr. Hua Feihua said to me as he left.

"We'll send someone to fetch the monster costume later!"

"Let's go, Zhou Bo," said Mr. Chess Idiot, "we have other things to do!"

Back at the hotel, Mr. Chess Idiot sat in the room with me and the orangutan for a meeting!

"It's going to be a problem if there's an orangutan," said Mr. Chess Idiot.

"I mean, like we snuck him upstairs and so on!

Traveling with an orangutan can be difficult, and we have to face that!"

I told him about my feelings for the orangutan, how many times he saved my life during those days in the jungle, etc.!

"Well, I think I understand your feelings," he said.

"I'm willing to try, but he'll have to be obedient, or we'll get in trouble!"

"He will!"

I said, and the orangutan nodded and grinned like an orangutan!

The third day was the day of the chess final, and my opponent was the international grandmaster Honest Man, known as the "One Who Doesn't Lie"!

Mr. Chess Idiot has taken me to a clothing store to rent a tuxedo because it's a trendy event that many celebrities will flock to!

In addition, the winner will receive a prize of 10,000 yuan, and my share of half should be enough for me to start a seahorse breeding business, so I can't afford to make any mistakes!

We came to the hall where the chess match was held, and there were about 1,000 onlookers, and the "non-lyars" were already seated, staring at me!

The "man who doesn't lie" was a tall man, with a high forehead and curly black hair like a fiflute player often has!

I walked over and sat down, and he muttered something to me, and the other guy said, "The game begins." ”

And so the game began!

The "one who doesn't lie" holds a white son, so he takes the first step!

I went on and everything went well!

We took two more steps each, and then the "non-lyar" tried the so-called "sacrificial play"!

But I saw the intention, so I set a "trap" and ate his son instead!

The "non-lying" didn't look very happy, but he took it easy and used the "intimidation method" to coerce me!

However, I will not accept this set and set up a "defensive net"!

The "man who doesn't lie" looked a little angry, threw his fingers, bit his lower lip, and then he actually took a risky move to "fight for his life", and I used the "defense net" to block him!

The chess game lasted for a long time, and the situation seemed to be about to be checkmated, but the "man who doesn't lie" actually used the "devil's strategy" to get out of trouble!

I looked at Mr. Chess Idiot, and he smiled at me, and then squirmed his lips and said the word "now" in his lips, and I immediately understood what he meant!

That's right, Bumblebee taught me two moves in the jungle that are not in the chess book, and now is the time to use it "Stand-in Change"!

Unfortunately, this step doesn't work!

The "person who doesn't lie" must have seen my intentions, and he actually electrocuted my queen, and now I am miserable!

The crowd was so quiet that I could hear the pins landing, and I was so nervous and excited that my chest was about to explode!

I looked at Mr. Chess Idiot, who was rolling his eyes up as if in prayer, and the guy who came with the "non-lyar" was frowning!

The "man who doesn't lie" was still hanging with his chess pieces, and my heart was beating like a drum, and all of a sudden, he looked at me directly - and then I didn't know what was going on, probably too excited or something-

All of a sudden, I let out a big stinky fart, and it sounded like a sheet being torn in half!

"The one who doesn't lie" had a look of surprise on his face, and then he suddenly threw down his chess pieces, raised his hands, and said,

"Ahh

The crowd standing next to us muttered and retreated—and took out handkerchiefs, etc., and my face was as red as persimmons!

However, when the situation calmed down, I looked at the chessboard, and ah, the "non-lyar" actually landed the chess pieces in his dead position!

So I stretched out my hand and checkmated him!

"The one who doesn't lie: he's been there loudly protesting and whatever, and the guy who came with him immediately filed a formal protest!"

The chairman in charge of the chess tournament flipped through his rulebook and found a piece that read:

"During the chess match, no chess player shall deliberately distract the opponent!"

Mr. Chess Idiot stepped forward and said:

"Well, I don't think you can prove that my chess player did that on purpose!

It was an involuntary move!"

The chairman of the chess game flipped through the same page of the rulebook again and found a piece that read:

"No chess player must be rude or offensive to his opponent!"

"Listen to me," said Mr. Chess Idiot,

"Have you never had to let off steam?

Zhou Bo didn't have any intention of doing this! He sat there for a long time!"

"It's hard to say," said the chairman of the chess game.

"On the face of it, I think I'm going to disqualify him!"

"Uh, can't you give him another chance?" asked Mr. Chess Idiot!

The chairman of the chess tournament scratched his head for a long time!

"Well, maybe," he said,

"But he'll have to restrain himself, because we can't tolerate that here, you know?"

It seemed that I could go on with the race, but all of a sudden, there was a big commotion at the other end of the room, and the ladies were screaming and so on, and I looked up and it was an orangutan, hanging from the chandelier and swinging towards me!

The chandelier flickered directly above us, the orangutan let go and landed on the board, and all the pieces flew in all directions!

The "man who doesn't lie" falls backwards on a chair and, in the process, rips off half of the clothes of a fat lady who looks like a jewelry store advertisement!

She waved her hands and howled, and as a result, she slapped the chairman of the chess tournament on the nose!

The orangutans were bouncing and grunting, and everyone was terrified, stumbling, and calling the police!

Mr. Chess Idiot grabbed my arm and said:

"Let's get out of here, Zhou Bo - you know enough about the sheriff in this city!"

Well, we went back to the hotel, and Mr. Chess Idiot said we had to have another meeting!

"Zhou Bo!" he said,

"I really don't believe that our idea will work out!

You're at the pinnacle of your chess skills, but the outward situation has become too complicated! What happened this afternoon, uh, to put it mildly, is grotesque!"

I nodded, and the orangutan looked sorry!

"So, I'm going to do it!

You're a good boy, Zhou Bo, I can't let you be trapped in a violent state, so I'm going to arrange for you and the orangutans to return to your hometown!

I know you need a little money to start a seahorse business, and you get half of the bonus, after deducting the expenses, it's a little less than 5,000 yuan!"

Mr. Chess Idiot handed me an envelope, and I looked inside the envelope, and there was a pile of hundred-dollar bills inside!

"I wish you a prosperous career!" he said!

Mr. Chess Idiot called for a taxi to take us to the train station!

He also arranged for the orangutan to be placed in a wicker crate and in the luggage compartment, saying that I could go and see it at any time and feed it!

They take out the coconut crate, the orangutan gets in, and they put it on the train first!

"Uh, bless you, Zhou Bo," Mr. Chess Idiot said, shaking hands with me!

"Here's my business card - keep in touch and let me know how you're doing, okay?"

I took the business card and shook hands with him, and I was sad to leave, because Mr. Chess Idiot was a great guy and I let him down!

I sat in the train seat and looked out the window, and Mr. Chess Idiot was still standing on the platform!

When the train started, he raised his hand and waved goodbye to me!

And so I set off again, and that night I was full of dreams—

I dreamed of going home, I dreamed of my mother, I dreamed of the poor little frog and the seahorse business, and of course, I dreamed of the cuckoo!

I've never had such a strong desire to not be so stupid!

Stupid dreams, adventures!

When the other children jumped out of the tree hole with their weapons, the confused little obedient stood beside the stupid as if they were victors!

"You're late," he said proudly, "I've already shot my stupidity, and Zhou Bo will like me very much!"

Overhead, the cuckoo yelled "Stupid!"

She fled elsewhere and hid, and the children didn't hear her!

As they stared at her around Dumb, the silence in the forest was eerily silent. If the stupid heart was still beating, they would have heard it!

Xiao Feifei was the first to speak!

"It's not a bird," he said in horror, "I think it must be a young lady!"

"Miss?" said the little girl, and couldn't help but tremble!

"But we killed her!"

They all took off their hats!

"Now I understand," said the furball, "Zhou Bo brought her to us!" and he fell to the ground in grief!

"It's easy to have a young lady take care of us," said one of the twin brothers, "but you killed her!"

They felt sorry for the little girl, and they felt sorry for themselves, and when the little girl approached them, they turned their backs and ignored him!

The little obedient face turned pale, but his face also showed a solemnity that had never been seen before!

"I did it," he said musefully, "and I used to say, 'Beautiful mother, beautiful mother!\' when the ladies came to my dreams, but this time she did come, and I shot her!"

He walked away slowly!

"Don't go!" they said pityingly!

"I have to go," the little obedient replied with a shaky voice, "I'm so scared of Zhou Bo!"

At this tragic moment, they heard a voice, their hearts jumped into their mouths, and what they heard was Zhou Bo's shouting!

"Zhou Bo!" they shouted, because every time Zhou Bo came back, he had to send a signal like this!

"Hide her!" they whispered, hurriedly surrounding Dumb in the middle!

But the little obedient stood alone!

There was another shout, and Zhou Bo landed in front of them!

"Yes, boys!" he shouted, and they mechanically said hello to him, followed by silence!

Zhou Bo frowned!

"I'm back," he said exasperatedly, "why don't you cheer?"

They opened their mouths, but they couldn't cheer! Zhou Bo was so anxious to tell them the glorious news, but he didn't notice it!

"Good news, children," he cried, "I have finally brought you a mother!"

Still silent, only to hear the thud of the little obedient kneeling on the ground!

"Didn't you see her?" Zhou Bo asked, a little uneasy, "She flew this way!"

"Alas," said one voice, and another, "ah, bad day!"

The little obedient stood up!

"Zhou Bo," he said quietly, "I'm going to let you see her!" The other children still wanted to cover it up, and the little obediently said, "Stand back, twin brother, let Zhou Bo see!"

So, they all retreated to the back and let Zhou Bo see, he watched for a while, not knowing what to do!

"She's dead," Zhou Bo said uneasily, "maybe she's scared of her own death!"

Zhou Bo wanted to walk away with funny steps, walk far away, never see her again, and never come near this place again! If he did, the children would be happy to follow him!

But there was an arrow there! He plucked the arrow from his stupid heart and faced his ranks!

"Whose arrows?" he snapped!

"Mine, Zhou Bo!" said the little obedient kneeling!

"Ah, cowardly hands!" said Zhou Bo, holding up the arrow, using it as a sword!

The little obedient did not flinch, he opened his chest!

"Stunk, Zhou Bo," he said firmly, "stab!"

Zhou Bo raised the arrow twice, and lowered his hand twice!

"I can't stab," he said in horror, "something has caught my hand!"

The children all looked at him in surprise, except for the little Jiaojiao, who happened to be looking at Ben Ben!

"It's her," cried the little Jiaojiao, "it's Miss Ben, and lo at her arm!"

It's also strange to say, stupid really raised his hand! Xiao Jiaojiao bent down and listened to her respectfully!

"I think she's saying, 'Poor little girl!'" he said softly!

"She's still alive!" Zhou Bo Sufier said briefly!

Xiao Feifei immediately shouted, "Miss Ben is still alive!"

Zhou Bo knelt down beside her and found his acorn buckle! You remember, Stupid once tied it to his necklace and hung it around his neck!

"Look," he said, "the arrow hit this thing, and it was a kiss I gave her, and it saved her life!"

"I remember," Feifei quickly interjected, "let me see, ah, yes, it's a kiss!" (To be continued.) )