There's no need for a lavish and cool stage.

You don't need flashy lighting effects.

There is no need for any rehearsals.

All he needed was given a microphone and he could turn the press conference into his own solo concert, an unparalleled solo concert.

A strong life doesn't need to be explained!

The accompaniment doesn't need a top band, clapping his palms to the beat, and the atmosphere comes out, because his singing voice is the most graceful instrument.

There is no need for a professional dance company to accompany the dance, the audience is the top, not necessarily professional, but absolutely happy, at this time, just let yourself go, whatever you want to be funny, just dance!

The sound effect is not the most powerful, and the effect is not good?

Pull it down!

The collective chorus covers any imperfections!

"Barbecued pork buns!

Who loves to eat freshly baked pork buns!

Who loves to eat freshly baked pork buns!

......”

Simple melodies, easy-to-understand lyrics, catchy and learned in a second.

The second time it was already a collective singing, singing and dancing, and the scene was already exciting!

In the live broadcast room,

"Hahaha!!"

"Oh oh !!!"

“666666666666666666666666666666！”

"So handsome!"

"Ahhhh

"Help, my leg is out of control, it's... It's shaking !! all the time."

"I can't stop saliva, I want to fry the bun raw!!!"

"Don't say it, barbecued pork buns, let's have a cage of !!"

"I want shark fin buns!"

"Guangdong bag is the most hanging!"

"Shanghai Bao is invincible!"

"I want it all!"

......

Deflagration!

Singing the song is over!

"Don't stop!"

"Go on! go on!"

Su Luo jumped on the rostrum and roared hysterically!

Is this a documentary press conference?

This is the ROCK CONCERT, the scene of the rock concert!

Su Luo stretched out his hand to signal the next one, and a girl screamed wildly,

"Chicken, I love chicken!!!!"

"Oh oh oh oh ~ ~ !!"

Su Luo: "Chicken, white-cut chicken, soy sauce chicken, salt-baked chicken, or fried chicken wrapped in flour and breadcrumbs thrown into the boiling hot oil, and when you take it out, it is crispy and tender?"

Girl: "Fried chicken !!!"

The whole body is on fire, what else can you choose except fried chicken to express your mood of exploding at this moment?

"Wow~~~!!

Fried chicken?"

Su Luo jumped down, walked up to the girl, and picked her chin lightly,

"You've been apathetic lately

Got me a little overwhelmed

Actually, I wasn't expecting much

You can love me as much as you used to

It's just that you can't even get away with a date

Nothing to explain

It's not that I don't know

Love needs to be tormented

It's not that I didn't pray

......”

After singing a paragraph, Su Luo blinked his eyes, and the girl was about to be stunned, but he turned around and left in style!

"Ahh!!!h

In the scream, Su Luo turned around again and stretched out his hand to point at the reporter girl!

"I was eating fried chicken in People's Square

And where are you at this moment

Although maybe you're in the middle of nowhere

But tiredness has made me too lazy to doubt

......”

"Oh oh ~~~~!!!"

"It's so flirtatious!"

"I can't bear !!!"

"Handsome cried ~~~~~~!!!!!"

is still caught off guard, it's another song, and the young ladies and little fans in the live broadcast room climax instantly!

Su Luo: "I'm in People's Square!"

Audience: "Eating fried chicken!"

Su Luo: "Little sister, do you want to come to me, let's eat fried chicken together?"

"Ahh!!!h

It's all crazy!

The director's mouth became O-shaped, his eyes turned into a copper bell, and a foul sentence burst out:

"Damn, don't you want to be so awesome!"

Faith is broken!

Knowing you're talented, it's not like that, right?

Too... It's incredible!

Terrible!

Su Luo asked if he wanted to eat fried chicken with him?

The invitation of the most beautiful lover in the world, how can you let the young ladies present endure it?

Pounced on it all!

"it!"

"These female perverts!"

"You play Kai, the pit master is mine, and no one believes in robbery!"

The fans on the line are all anxious, pit master, no, my husband must not be torn apart by your group of female perverts?

Seeing that the scene was about to get out of control, with a "bang", Su Luo's left hand slapped heavily on the table!

Then he turned his head away from his face, raised his left hand in the air, and made a stop gesture.

The singing fades away.

The screams disappeared.

Time seemed to freeze in this instant.

Everything was quiet!

"Pounding!"

"Pounding!"

Heartbeat!

What is he going to do?

All the people were looking at Su Luo.

I saw that he looked impatient, turned his head again, and said to a male reporter who had already stretched out his hand to arrest him:

"Ah, hey, just forget it, sister, why are you a lewd man, why are you coming here, Lao Tzu doesn't do it!"

"Plop!"

Needless to say, I knelt down, and all of them fell to the ground... Lying down......

"Hahahahahaha~~~~!!"

"Hahahaha~!"

All rolled on the ground with their stomachs clutched......

is still standing proudly, probably only the director.

Because, already completely dumbfounded,

"Good...... What a strong dance... Stage control!"

At that moment before, the reporters and the employees who came to see the excitement were all crazy!

He panicked, the security personnel panicked, and he, at the last moment, actually stretched out his hand to stop everything, too calm!

"Monster!"

"Perverted!"

The director kept scolding!

And Su Luo arrogantly grabbed the tie of his fanatical male fan reporter, picked it up, and smiled,

"Okay, you've won, now it's yours, what do you like to eat?"

"I... I also like to eat chicken. ”

"Eh, can you not follow the trend, everyone has already said it! Also, why is your Mandarin so non-standard? Cantonese?"

"I'm from Hong Kong. ”

"Ah, all the reporters from Hong Kong are here, so to give me face?"

"Pit... Fall into the gods, you are very popular in Hong Kong......."

The whole audience was looking at themselves, and the Hong Kong reporters were crying with sad faces,

"Zhong You, I really like chicken!"

"Hahahahahahaha~~~~!!!!"

"I'm convinced!"

"The pit master's aura is so strong, it's forced out of Cantonese!"

"I'm laughing to death!"

"Is the pit owner really so famous in Hong Kong?"

"Nonsense, did you forget "Pearl of the Orient"? "Under the Lion Rock?"

"The pit master is really the most famous mainland singer in Hong Kong, although he has never been to Hong Kong. ”

“66666666！”

More magical came, Su Luo also changed to Cantonese, and gently sorted out the tie for the Hong Kong reporter,

"Zhila, what is your surname?"

"My surname is Mai. ”

"McDull?"

"Do you know Karma? My nickname is McDull!

The Hong Kong reporter's eyes widened, as if he had seen Jesus.

"Poof~~!!"

Su Luo sprayed wheat!

"Really?"

Hong Kong reporters righteously remarked: "True! Pearls are not true!"

"Your mother is a Maitara, your teacher?"

"Miss Chan, the homeroom teacher of the elementary school, the homeroom teacher of the middle school ......"

"Gotcha!

Su Luo couldn't help laughing, patted him on the shoulder, raised the microphone and sang,

"My name is McDull

My aunt's name is Mrs. Mai

My favorite Chicken McNuggets

Let's eat chicken together and sing together

......”

"Wow~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"

"What's the situation!"

"This is singing again?"

"What is he singing?"

"Cantonese, Cantonese !!!!"

"Cute Dead !!"

It's normal to not understand, most people in the live broadcast room can't understand Cantonese, and they can understand it, just the Mandarin sentence "Let's eat chicken and sing together", and I think it's cute, it's completely because Su Luo instantly changed to a children's voice......

"My name is McDull

My teacher's name is MISS Chan Chan

My favorite dish is chicken rice

Let's eat chicken and sing together!"

......”

Su Luo put his arm on the shoulders of a Hong Kong reporter,

"Hong Kong has traveled thousands of miles to Beijing, and it is very hard for reporters, right?"

The Hong Kong reporter, and his Hong Kong media team, were dumbfounded, looking at Su Luo blankly, not knowing how to react......

Do you want to be so godly?

This......

Reporter: "Yes....."

Su Luo sighed: "Understood, stabilize two meals, no plan, no chicken." ”

As he spoke, he sang again, and continued the melody of the previous song,

"But reality, like a duck!

Be sure to duck next!

Hmm, hmm, count?

Turning a chicken into a duck?

......”

(Homophonic stalk, the English "DUCK" is similar to the Cantonese "de", which means "line", in the face of reality, you have to do it if you can't do it, and the meaning of "duck" doesn't need to be explained, right?) Don't laugh, this song is very connotative.) Take your time and experience it. ”

"Hahahahahahaha~~~!!!!"

"It's so showy!"

"Nima!"

"I don't want my knees, I'll give it to you!"

What else can be said?

I can't say anything, watch him show!

"Hold a chicken bun

Look at the four treasures of the chicken

It's a pity that the reality is a duck

Add a piece of lychee and tie it with me

.......”

The beat sounded neatly again.

This time, there is no need for Su Luo's prompt!

......