I don't know if the baked gluten is fragrant, it's spicy, but the gluten on our stomach is all laughing!

Got on your knees,

Can't I kneel down for you?

Please, stop singing!

"Hahahahaha!!!"

"Oh oh ~ ~~ !!!!"

"The pit master is so sassy, I can't stand it!"

"I bought it, can't I buy your baked gluten?"

"Hold back the singing, boss, I'll bake gluten on ten skewers, add more hemp thank you, and you can see if my kneeling posture is not standard......"

......

Maybe there is no need to add numbness, Su Luo is showing all the time, and fans are already numb in their scalps.

The scene was "littered with corpses", however, they did not know that this was just the beginning.

Su Luo was triumphant, and he cleared his throat without knowing the so-called "cough cough",

"Okay, calm down, I understand.

A man as wonderful as me, no matter where he is, is like a firefly in the dark, so vivid, so outstanding.

Before I want to get down line, I want to get down to business, is there a barbecue restaurant owner who needs my endorsement? The endorsement fee is negotiable, the price is absolutely close to the people, and the fairness ......."

Flip the table!

No!

You get me away!

Su Luo was innocent: "Do you really stop thinking about it?"

Journalists,

"You go! don't think about it!"

"Whoever, whoever asks you to endorse, will go bankrupt!"

"Hahahaha~~~!!"

Su Luo persevered: "Don't be like this, there is something to discuss, I don't like the song of baked gluten, let's change it, bosses, listen to this song!"

"Huh~~~!!!!"

Boo!

Su Luo ignored the boos and continued to sing shamelessly,

"The sheep's kidneys are good,

Sheep kidneys are wonderful!

Do you know the effect of lamb kidney?

Sheep kidney,

Sheep kidneys jump!

You didn't expect the lamb kidneys to eat!

sheep kidney,

Sheep kidneys are strong!

Sheep kidneys repair the wounds you've suffered!

Sheep kidneys are cool,

Sheep kidneys maniac!

Lamb kidneys tear you all night!

......”

Amazed!

Raise......

Uh, the table has long been overturned!

The reporters could only continue to kneel and burst into tears......

If you hold back your singing, I'll change careers immediately, can't I'll open a barbecue stall tonight, I must ask you to advertise as a spokesperson, okay, I won't look for anyone except you and me?

During the live webcast, fans were crazy about Su Luo's show!

"Hahahahaha~~~~~~!!!!"

"Boss, for the sake of family harmony, a hundred strings of sheep kidneys, I want to be aphrodisiac!"

"Buy, buy, buy!!!!"

"Eat, eat, eat! I'll recognize the sheep's kidney!"

“6666666666！！！！！”

"Haha, it's so social!"

Female fans are blushing, ahh

The previous romantic atmosphere has all been washed away, it's so annoying that I feel like it.....

Tearing the whole night......

Men make up for it, and women are happier......

Hey~~!!!

......

It's too sassy, just open your mouth and come, another "Divine Comedy"!

It's really not convincing......

You can smell a commotion through the screen, it's not a sheep's, it's yours!

"How, what's the sheep? uh, no, what's !!!?"

Su Luo continued to ask triumphantly.

What else?

"Hahaha~~~!!!!"

"Oh oh ~ ~ ~ !!!!"

The laughter of the press conference kept coming!

In the big pants,

"Are you alright, hurry up!"

"Oh, no, I need to add some special effects. ”

"Then I don't care about you, Director Su is singing, and the scene is all fried!"

"What? Director Su sings, Xiao Li, the rest of the work is handed over to you, I'll be back soon!"

"Don't~~~ I'm going to !!! too"

Director Lin Yeda cocked Erlang's legs, what kind of garbage Su Luo, what garbage "Chinese Poetry Conference", in exchange for me to operate this IP, there is a chicken thin dream factory thing,

"The planners and screenwriters are all coming in!"

Thirty seconds later, nothing happened.

Director Lin Ye stood up, and there was no one in sight in the entire office building!

"What about people?"

Well, what about people?

......

The press conference really turned into a concert, and not only the reporters were crazy, but the staff of a certain station all rushed over.

There are too many reporters, and now the hall is bursting, and the concert scene is nothing more than that!

On the Internet, the live broadcast room was also completely out of control, because the witty fans ran to Weibo and shouted so much in the circle of friends!

"Report~~!!! scene is out of control!"

"The press conference of "A Bite of China", the pit owner sang on the spot, Tianxiu!"

"Old driver pit master, my God, hahahahaha!!!!"

"The pit master is not a legend, the sheep kidneys are legends!"

"Crazy, the pit owner is racing on the spot, and he can't stop it!"

......

This is the Internet era, information transmission only takes less than a second, and the number of online people in the live broadcast room of the main DreamWorks station has soared to ......

"Ninety million!"

"Ninety-five million!"

"A hundred million !!!!!!"

In the monitoring room of the DreamWorks branch, the newly-arrived employees who are responsible for the regulation and control of the live broadcast room are so excited that their faces are dripping blood.

Of course, the old man would tell him lightly,

"Hey, what is this! It's only 100 million, our boss......"

What about 100 million, the data is still rising!

......

The pit master who lets himself go, no one wants to stop him!

Su Luo: "How is it? Isn't this song much better? The owners of the barbecue restaurant, remember to contact me, the price is negotiable!"

"Hahahahahaha~~~!!"

"Keep going!"

"Don't stop~~!!"

Laugh.

Su Luo stretched out his hand to suppress the boiling sound at the scene, and said to the reporters:

"Actually, why don't I attend any press conferences very often, because it's too boring, you ask and ask, in fact, it's just those few questions, right, what content and themes were filmed, how much money was spent? Do you have confidence in the ratings and the box office? What are the interesting things on the way to filming, and what problems do you encounter......

Reporter: "Hahahahahaha!"

Su Luo: "So, today people are so together, reporters from all over the world are sitting together, then let's have something interesting."

The rules of the game are like this, listen up, you will casually talk about your favorite food ingredients, whether it is a big dish or a snack, you can eat and drink, you understand?

I'll take what you said as the topic, and sing to you on the spot, how can I ......"

That's not all there is to say yet!

The scene was boiling again in an instant!

"Oh oh ~ ~~!!"

"Good~!!!"

Do you need to ask how about this? Of course, a million yes!

Just, is this really okay?

The reporters are whispering, I've seen crazy ones, but I've never seen such crazy ones!

We really don't believe it, if you can do it, we'll kneel down for you on the spot!

In the live broadcast room,

“666666666666～～～！！！！”

"So arrogant?"

"The pit master is so crazy!"

"My God, is the pit going to be serious?"

"Awesome!"

"I'll come first, braised pork!"

"Songhua little belly!"

"Boiled fish!"

......

The barrage in the live broadcast room flew up first, and it was all the names of the dishes!

It's a pity that Su Luo can't see the barrage, and the right to speak is in the hands of the reporters at the scene!

"Then let's start here, sir, please. ”

Su Luo signaled that he could come.

The reporter who was called stood up and thought excitedly for five seconds,

"That's it...... Just buns!"

Su Luo: "Steamed buns, good things, it's indispensable for breakfast every day, okay, but there are many kinds of steamed buns, a little thinner, which one do you like?"

The reporter was about to answer, but Su Luo took the lead in speaking: "I personally like it the most...... Barbecued pork bun~~!

Who loves barbecued pork buns just out of the cage?

Who loves barbecued pork buns just out of the cage?

There are also lotus paste buns and pork buns

Shark fin buns, bean paste buns, everything you need, Cantonese buns~~!

......”

The melody of the joyful and mischievous song suddenly rises!

"Wow~~~!!"

What is ruthless!

It's coming, it's too late to react, it's too fast!

The reporter who asked the question looked at Su Luo blankly, dumbfounded, distracted, and didn't notice that the recorder in his hand fell to the ground.......

The audience was stunned and dumbfounded!

This... This......

Su Luo stopped after a short while, looked at the people who were stunned and didn't come back to their senses and asked, "What's wrong? Cantonese buns don't suit your taste? It's okay!"

If you don't like Cantonese buns,

And all kinds of Shanghai bags!

Let me tell you that there are fried steamed buns and big meat buns

There are small steamed buns and vegetable meat buns

......”

"Ahh~~~~~~!!!h

"God!!"

"Hell !!!"

"Impossible~~~!!!"

Su Luo snickered in his heart, yo, I know that I screamed, that is, I came back to my senses?

"Good friends

Which one do you like to eat~?

What do you like?

Which one?

......”

Don't be stunned, a cappella, some accompaniment!

Su Luo made a gesture of beating and signaled to follow, and the audience instantly understood, and the hand beat sounded!

"Guangdong bag, Shanghai bag

Guangdong bag, Shanghai bag

Cantonese bag!

Some people love to eat Cantonese buns

Some people love to eat Shanghai buns

......”

"Oh oh ~~~~!!!"

Shaking his head and twisting his waist,

Shake your shoulders and shake your legs!

Hey!

Well

Get up.

The concert has begun!

......