"You...... Lost weight. ”

The eldest lady who asked for leave to come back and waited for Fang Bei was a little hesitant when she saw Fang Bei for the first time.

Is this still the Fang Bible she knows?

The previous square, the honest eyes, the full spirit, the confident temperament, the heart is arrogant but humble, it is simply the perfect male image in the heart of the eldest lady!

And now the side ......

Dull-eyed, numb expression, and a nervous look.

If it weren't for the fact that he was in Africa, the eldest lady really suspected that he had been drained of his energy when he went out to do something.

Fang Bei sighed and hugged the eldest lady tightly in his arms.

Then he inhaled the fragrance of her hair: "Xiao Rin, I miss you so much......"

Somebody on our side almost didn't come back......

And I have to say that there are really not many beautiful people in Africa.

What do you say about black beauties, they are basically mixed-race.

And the beautiful ones on the African side are all in South Africa, and there are mostly whites on the other side.

Either Egypt also has some.

But it's not those places that you don't want to stay in......

After staying there for half a month, the sow can race mink!

Not to mention the eldest lady, a player who is already beautiful enough to be close to the second dimension.

The eldest lady also hugged Fang Bei tightly, and then gently patted his back to comfort him: "It's okay, it's okay......"

Although I don't know why he is like this, isn't that what a girlfriend's duty is?

When he is tired, or tired enough to need a hug to comfort, don't say anything, give him a warm hug, and that's enough.

Of course, the things that should be clearly stated still have to be made clear.

But wait until you get some rest.

That is, the next day.

"What?!Fight drug lords?, aren't you going to make a movie?!"

The eldest lady couldn't sit still.

How did this good movie become a drug lord?

She remembered that the plot of Fang Bei's movie trilogy did have a plot of a big drug lord.

Could it be ...... Don't get too deep into the drama and haven't come out yet?

That can't be!

Recently, in order to catch up with other footsteps, she also went to see a lot of information (provided by Zhang Xixi).

From those, the eldest lady learned a knowledge point.

That is, artists who are obsessed with film comedy will have some mental problems.

For example, a split personality, or being immersed in a play and not being able to get out.

She is now worried that Fang Bei will take the opportunity to be in the play, thinking that she is really fighting drugs in Lao Mo and Africa.

But that's just a play.

She now wants to contact a psychiatrist right away, and then send her away to see her.

In other words, if she wasn't worried about Fang Bei's sensitivity, she would have pulled Fang Bei to see a psychiatrist by now.

It's a pity that the eldest lady forgot a little.

Fang Bei is a director, and he is not a simple actor......

And he doesn't have the "literary atmosphere" that the eldest lady thinks, this guy ...... It would be nice to have a little bit of "art bacteria".

He was uncomfortable because he really went to fight drugs!

Fang Bei sighed and said, "Actually, I don't even know how I came here during this time. ”

He pulled the eldest lady to sit on the sofa, and then crossed his fingers and began to tell her a story: "I first went to Laomo to fight drugs, then went to Africa to evacuate overseas Chinese, and then killed the Golden Triangle drug lords, and then went to the Middle East to engage in extremist organizations......

More can't be said again, otherwise 404 warning.

But the eldest lady still didn't believe it: "You obviously went to make a movie, how could you do these things?"

And it's not that she doesn't believe it, it's mainly because of the powerless power of Fang Bei...... Even if it's a fight, don't even beat her.

Is this still anti-narcotics, still intimidating drug lords, and still engaging in extremist organizations?

By theil!

Fang Bei's expression was innocent: "What I said is true! You may not believe it, I guess I will be nominated for the award candidate." ”

The eldest lady drank tea calmly: "Oscar? or Venice, or Cannes or Berlin?"

Farewell: "Nobel." ”

"Poof——! cough ......"

The eldest lady took a sip of tea and sprayed Fang Bei's face.

Seeing Fang Bei's speechless expression, she hurriedly found a towel to help Fang Bei wipe his face.

As soon as she finished wiping, she was hugged by Fang Bei and frantically shook each other's notes.

After a few more minutes, Fang Bei wiped his mouth and said viciously: "It's fair now." ”

The eldest lady blushed and glared at him before she said, "Tell me what's going on, you're joking with me, are you?" Nobel? Are you sure it's not a pheasant award called the 'Nobel Prize'?"

"Who is kidding you! It's the Nobel!" Fang Bei said angrily.

"Nobel Prize...... the eldest lady shook her head, as if she still couldn't believe this fact, "Then which prize have you been listed as a candidate for? Could it be the legendary Nobel Prize in Mathematics?"

Fang Bei knocked on her head: "Don't tease me." ”

Happy playing!

Who doesn't know that the Nobel Prize in mathematics is not awarded!

Not to mention that mathematics has its own top prize, and even if it didn't, it would be impossible for the Nobel Prize to set up a prize in mathematics.

Because he was dug into a corner by a mathematician......

Nobel hated mathematicians so much, how could he possibly set up a mathematics prize!

The eldest lady smiled at the corner of her mouth: "What kind of award is that? Don't say that you won the physics prize." ”

Then she suddenly realized: "But if it's a literary award, maybe it will really be you!"

After all, singers can win literary awards, and it is not unacceptable for a director who has written a lot of classic scripts and classic comic plots to win a Nobel Prize in literature.

"No, not a literary award. Don't have a bitter face, "It's the Nobel Peace Prize......"

"......" The eldest lady plucked her ears with her little thumb in an extremely indecent manner, "Did I hear me wrong? Are you talking about the Nobel Peace Prize?"

Don't nod.

The eldest lady tugged at the corners of her mouth: "Then the problem is." ”

She used a farewell mantra before continuing: "Why were you nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize?"

Fang Bei scratched his cheeks: "Maybe it's because I have fought drugs in Lao Mo, fought against wars in the Middle East, fought drug lords in the Golden Triangle, and evacuated overseas Chinese in Africa?"

Miss: "So what you said is true?"

Fang Bei: "Of course. ”

Miss: "......"

Farewell: "......"

The two looked at each other for a few seconds.

And then......

The eldest lady flipped Fang Bei on the sofa with a flutter, and then pulled his arms behind his back and lifted his clothes.

"No, what are you doing?!Rin-chan!I warn you!It's daylight!Hmm...... At least...... Be gentle...... It's the first time I've ......."

Since he was powerless to resist, Fang Bei decided to enjoy it.

The eldest lady gave him a slap in the ass: "Be honest!"

Then lift his shirt to look at his back.

Well, although it is not too fair and smooth, it is completely complete and there are no traces of scars.

"Hoo ......"

The eldest lady breathed a sigh of relief and let go of her hand.

Fang Bei turned over and sat up: "What, didn't you take advantage of the situation to push me?"

The eldest lady glared at him, and then her eyes turned red.

But still not a word.

Don't panic now.

"Oh my eldest lady, don't cry!"

Fang Bei hurriedly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes and explained: "I can't help it, it's all Chu Yunfei's old guy!

The eldest lady still didn't speak, just looked at him directly.

looked at it, and only then did you say: "If you refuse, it's impossible to go." ”

Don't be silent.

The eldest lady said in a low voice: "Actually...... You might as well treat it all as a game. Or is it ...... Thrill-seeking, doesn't matter what you think?"

"You...... Have you ever thought about me. ”

Fang Bei sighed, sat down in front of her, and looked at her.

Then he said seriously: "Actually, I am a traverser. ”

Su Mulin glared at the dead fish: "You have said this kind of stupid thing once before." ”

Fang Bei sighed again: "Well, actually I'm a Kamen Rider passing through this world, and I'm a destroyer of the world. ”

Su Murin's eyes widened: "You want to destroy this world?!"

Farewell: "......"

It turns out that Kamen Rider is more credible than the traverser?!