Chapter 336: Finishing and Nobel
"Cards!"
After shouting to stop, Fang Bei sighed and said to the middle-aged man next to him who was wearing a gilly suit with oil paint on his face: "Uncle Li, how can you let me shoot?"
The person he's talking about is currently an actor for the time being.
Yes, they are still in the territory of Lao Mo.
The scene being filmed now is the scene of "Assassination of Walter White".
That is, the "sniper level" of the variant.
The starring roles are Gu Zidi, who looks a lot younger after makeup, and his boss Li Yunlong.
Li Yunlong is a cadre in China.
Because of the strong support of the troops, he was really brought in for filming this time.
But well......
He was on the shooting site.
"Have you ever fought a little rabbit cub? Is this sniper playing like this? What tactics have you not played when you go south and north? You didn't shoot it right!"
Farewell: "......"
Why is this old guy so able to lift the bar?
"Uncle Li, let's this is a movie! The movie is not real! You have to have artistic effects and visual effects, right? You are an observer and something, you are really professional enough, but it is not thrilling at all!"
Find a place, lie down and wait, then shoot and kill, run away, and successfully retreat.
There are no waves in between.
What's the point?
Perhaps this is perfect in an assassination mission.
But it's a movie!
There is such a tense and exciting plot in the movie, but there are no waves at all.
So what's the point of this movie?
I knew that it was better to change someone to play this role, so I had to say anything about Li Yunlong......
It turned out that there was really Li Yunlong!
As if he saw Fang Bei's displeasure, Li Yunlong's eyes widened: "Xiao Fang, your attitude is not right." It's not me bragging! Our Lao Li was also a famous handsome young man in ten miles and eight towns! Can't you act in a movie?"
"No, no. Fang Bei's expression was helpless, "It's just Uncle Li, this is a movie, and it's not a real war, no one likes to watch your set at all." ”
Li Yunlong's eyes glared: "Let go of the fucking stinking fart! Didn't you kid say you want to be real? Now you're playing tricks on me again?"
Farewell: "......"
You didn't get killed in the army like this, and it's really because your boss has a good temper.
At this time, Chu Yunfei, who was watching from the sidelines, squinted his eyes and smiled: "Brother Yunlong, other people's children are also kind. Besides, there is a specialization in this industry. You and I are good at fighting, this movie is made, you Brother Yunlong still have to stand aside. ”
Li Yunlong stopped doing it: "I said Brother Yunfei, why are you talking to this kid?"
Chu Yunfei still had that smile: "It can be said above, this time I will fully support Xiao Fang to make this trilogy of movies." If Brother Yunlong wants to make trouble, then don't blame Yun Fei for not talking about brotherhood. ”
"Okay! You're the boss! I don't care about you like you!" Li Yunlong hunched over slightly, put his hands behind his back, and just looked at Fang Bei, "Xiao Fang, shoot whatever you say! I will listen to you this time!"
Fang Bei shrugged: "It's good that you can be obedient." ”
So, the shooting can finally continue.
But don't ...... I always feel like something is going to happen.
Sure enough, something happened soon.
It was half a month later, just after their role here was finished.
"Xiao Fang, meet again. ”
It was Chu Yunfei who spoke.
Originally, he didn't have a role, but he came to visit the class before and went back.
After all, his role is very late.
But today, he's here again.
And it came on a warship.
Looking at his smile, Fang Bei always had a bad premonition: "If you have anything, just say it." ”
Chu Yunfei laughed twice: "There is a new task again." ”
Fang Bei sighed: "Sniper again?"
"No, this time it's an evacuation, and I need the help of these soldiers. ”
"Where?"
Fang Bei asked first, and then said helplessly: "It can't be Africa...... right?"
Chu Yunfei snapped his fingers: "Clever!"
Farewell: "......"
Ten days later
The party who had just gotten off the warship answered the phone.
"Hey, Rin. ”
"Why don't you answer the phone for half a month? I'm going to Africa to film, you know. ”
"Danger? no, no, of course. ”
"Cleanse yourself? Isn't that necessary! It's Africa! Their sons and daughters of Bosnia and Herzegovina, do I like to like Bosnia and Herzegovina?"
"Well, I know, I'll be able to go back soon. ”
"Bye-bye, remember to eat on time. ”
Hanging up the phone, Fang Bei, who had a frosty face, looked at Chu Yunfei, who was smiling in front of him, and sighed.
"Tell me, where are you going this time? ”
Chu Yunfei smiled and said, "Latin America." ”
"......" Fang Bei was expressionless, "If you dare to love Asia, Africa, and Latin America, you have to go all round? Do you have to go to Southeast Asia after that? What about Eastern Europe? What about the Middle East?"
Chu Yunfei gave a thumbs up: "It's okay, Xiaofang! You will draw inferences from each other! But you're not wrong, you have to go to those places." ”
After listening to the translator's words, Walter White's face turned green next to him.
"Director Fang! I'm just an ordinary high school chemistry teacher! Now it's okay to make movies! Why do I have to run around to war-torn places?!"
To be honest, after experiencing Lao Mo and Africa, he felt that he was still alive and there were no missing parts on his body, which was a thing that needed to be thanked to God.
The results are not over yet?
He's just making a movie...... Do you want to be so exaggerated?!
Fang Bei turned his head and looked sincere: "Mr. White, we all make movies like this." In order to pursue the ultimate effect and realism, everyone does it. ”
"I read a lot! You can't fool me! Whose movie is made like this?!"
You don't have to understand the translation, just by looking at the expression Walter White knows what Fang Bei is saying.
Fang Bei shrugged his shoulders and waved his hand: "Take it away!"
Then Leng Feng and a few others came over while Walter White was not paying attention to the back of his neck......
Then Ma Yoo got up and turned around and got on the warship again.
Another half a month later
"Ah, my country, my dear motherland, don't come back at last!"
Stepping on the land of his motherland, Fang Bei found that he had never missed her so much.
Is this month a human life?
Following Leng Feng, he fought drug lords in Laomo, just over bigger drug lords in the Golden Triangle, evacuated overseas Chinese in Africa, rescued diplomats in the Middle East, and just passed warlords in South America.
What kind of human thing is this?
Just write about what happened in this month, and you can write another million words of military!
But it's not without its gains.
At least the film is finished.
And he also saw a lot of characters who only exist in legends.
For example, Fani Valente.
For example, Solan Ifilahim (Instant F Qingying).
For example, Elisabeth Amalia, Euyenne, von Weitbach, Sisi.
Oh, she said her name.
But none of this has anything to do with Fang Bei.
He just wants to go home now, then take a shower and sleep.
As for the movie...... He didn't care at all.
Even he didn't want to make movies anymore.
Who has to go to the battlefield to make a movie?
If you want to go to the battlefield to make a war movie, does it have to fly off the earth to make a science fiction movie?
Since then he'd rather keep making 18x movies.
At least then he could die happily.
But the next moment, the happiness in Fang Bei's heart disappeared without a trace.
Because Chu Yunfei's figure appeared in front of him again.
"What's the matter with you? I'm done with the movie! Now I just want to go back to the company! I won't go anywhere else!"
"No, I'm just here to inform you that we've helped you win a small prize. Chu Yunfei was still smiling.
Fang Bei raised his eyebrows: "The above decided to send me a special merit?"
Someone from our side fought in the north and south, and came back intact!
Is it too much to give a special credit?
"Hehe, Xiao Fang, you really know how to joke with me. That's an award from the army, how can it be given to you?" Chu Yunfei said happily.
Fang Bei pouted and was about to bypass him and leave: "Then don't talk about everything, I won't go anywhere anyway." ”
So what other small awards can impress someone on our side?
Can you still let the Oscars award me the little golden man directly?
Don't be funny!
"It's not a big award. Chu Yunfei stopped Fang Bei and said with a smile: "It's just a mere candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize, do you want it?"
Nobel?
Peace Prize?
Fang Bei's first reaction was impossible, and then he just felt ridiculous.
"No, how did this thing find me? and this award...... Hasn't it always been messy?"
"I wasn't going to invite you. Chu Yunfei smiled: "But there is no way, our Huaguo's fist is too hard, they have to come." ”
Farewell: "......"
Could it be that someone from our side went out to make a movie, and then he could come back with a Nobel Peace Prize?