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He took a small net and scooped some water, and sure enough, there were a dozen or so seahorses in the net!

He gave me a few in a small bag and I gave him a candy!

He squirted with joy!

That night, an open-air movie was shown near the field headquarters, and I went to watch it, but a few guys in the front row fought over something, and one guy was lifted up and thrown onto the screen, making a big hole in the screen, and the movie was ruined!

So, back at the hospital, I lay in bed – thinking about things, thinking about a sudden idea!

I know what I'm going to do when I'm discharged from the military!

Back in my hometown, I'm going to find a small pond near Golden Bay and raise seahorses!

That way, even if the little frog is dead, I won't be able to get a seahorse fishing boat, but I can definitely find a place in the swamp to remove the barbed wire, and that's it!

The little frog will be happy about it!

For the next few weeks, I went to the place where the people of the Demon Valley War Realm raised seahorses every morning!

His name is Mr. Squid Roll!

I sat there every day and watched him work, and after a while he taught me how to raise seahorses!

He always fished for some seahorse seedlings in a small net in the nearby swamp and dumped them in his pond!

When the tide came in, he threw a whole bunch of miscellaneous things into the pond - all leftovers and stuff, and these debris would make the pond grow small, slimy things, and the seahorses would grow fat and big when they ate it!

It's so easy that even imbeciles can do it!

After a few more days, a few dirty guys ran from the field headquarters to the hospital, and said excitedly:

"Soldier Zhou Bo, you have been awarded the Medal of Honor for Valor by Congress, and you will take a flight back to China the day after tomorrow to receive the honor from the President of the Heavenly Realm in person!"

Well, it was early in the morning, and I was in bed, trying to go to the bathroom, but they were waiting for me to say something, I guess, and I was so anxious to pee that I was about to tear my pants!

But this time I just said "thank you" and closed my big mouth!

Perhaps, this is also one of nature's plans!

In short, after they left, I went to Jiahu (2) ♀dǐng (2) ♀diǎn (2) ♀ small (2) ♀ said, .2⊕3.o≡s_ (); The ward visited Tarzan, but when he got there, his bed was empty, the mattress was folded, and there was no sign of him!

I was so scared that he had something to do and ran to find a male nurse, but he wasn't there!

I saw a nurse in the hallway and asked her, "What's wrong with Tarzan?"

She said he was "gone"!

I asked, "Where to go?"

She said, "I don't know, I wasn't on duty at the time!"

I went to the head nurse and asked her, and she said that Tarzan had been sent back to Heaven because he could receive better treatment when he returned home!

I asked him if he was okay?

She said, "Well, if he said that there are two perforations in his lungs, his intestines are broken, his vertebrae are separated, he is missing a foot, he has sawed a leg, and half of his body is burned in the third degree, then he is fine!"

I thank her and walk away!

I didn't play table tennis that afternoon because I was so worried about Tarzan!

It occurred to me that he might be dead, but no one would say anything, because according to the rules, the nearest relatives had to be notified or something!

Who knows?

I'm in a heavy mood, wandering around alone, kicking rocks and tin cans or whatever!

After the parents of the belly child hurried away in the company of their little guards, the five elf mini-figures on the other side of the pool suddenly began to dance hand in hand, beating many very small drums desperately, "belly!" and they chanted repeatedly, "belly!"

"Daddy!" cried clumsy, "Listen! Daddy! What are they doing?"

"Shhh——!hh

The elf mini-man sang:

"Belly, smelly belly!

How long are we going to wait for this bad boy to stop gobbling up everything she wants?

No matter how long this gluttonous pig lives, we are sure that she will never bring a diǎndiǎn joy and pleasure to anyone!

So we have to do this, we gently reach out and take this bad doll carefully, and turn her into a ball, or a trojan horse, and everybody will be happy!

Of course this nasty child is so disgusting, so greedy, stupid and ignorant, she leaves the most disgusting taste in our mouths!

Let's find something, whatever you want, and take away this nasty smell!

She must go! she must go! or it won't be long before she sees something funny in the room she arrived!

Don't get excited, dear children, your belly won't hurt!

Of course, we have to admit that we have to let her make a change! When she gets through the guò gummy machine, she will not be the same as before.

The flywheel slowly turned, turned, the gears meshed and rattled, a hundred blades whirled and whirled, and we added sugar cream and spices to cook her for more than a minute.

Until we are convinced that all the greed and all the lack of diǎn this time will be steamed and boiled cleanly, and then she will come out!

This girl, she used to be just a disgusting, greedy, and unpopular guy everywhere, but now she has become loved by everyone!"

"I told you that they love to sing!" exclaimed Lady Long, "aren't they very likable?

But don't believe everything they say! That's nonsense, it's all nonsense!"

"Are these elf mini-people really joking, Daddy?" Stupid asked!

"Of course, they're joking," replied Daddy Bear, "they must be joking! at least I hope they're joking, what about you?"

When I finally got back to the ward, I had some letters on the bed, which had been sent to the hospital!

My mother's letter said that our house was on fire and burned down, but the house had no insurance and no subsidies, so she had to live in a poor house!

She said that someone else had bathed her cat at the time of the fire and was using a hair dryer to dry it, but the cat still burned with a hair dryer or something, and that's it!

She said that in the future, my letter to her will be sent to the "Poor Sisters' Home" for forwarding!

I thought to myself, she will have to cry in the future!

There was another letter to me that read;

"Dear Mr. Zhou, you have been selected as the winning candidate for a brand new President, as long as you return the attached card, you are guaranteed to purchase a set of beautiful encyclopedias published by our company, and pay 70 yuan a year to buy a new yearbook for the rest of your life!"

I threw this letter in the trash!

What's the use of buying an encyclopedia with a brain like me, besides, I can't drive!

However, the third letter is a handwritten letter, and on the back of the envelope reads:

"Cuckoo, Sweet, Gentle Town, Hard-Shell Tower Academy, Genius Academy!"

My hands were shaking so hard that I could barely open the envelope!

"My mother has forwarded to me the letter from your mother, and I am so upset to learn that you have to take part in this immoral and cruel war!"

She said she knew it must be horrible to live in that killing and mourning environment!

"Going into such a war must be a pain in your conscience, but I know that the wound is forced!" she added, saying that life must be hard without clean clothes to wear, fresh food to eat, etc., but she said she did not understand what I meant by the letter, "having to lie on my stomach in the chief's feces for three whole days!"

"I can't believe it," she said, "even they would force you to do such a vulgar thing!" I think I didn't make that part clear enough in my letter!

In short, "we are preparing a mass demonstration to protest against the demonic pigs, to stop this immoral and cruel war, and to make everyone's voices heard!"

She wrote a whole page about it, and the content was pretty much the same!

But I read it carefully, because just seeing her handwriting was enough to make me flutter!

"At least," she wrote at the end, "you met the little frog, and I know you must be glad to have a friend by your side on those painful days!"

She said hello to the little frog, and said in the note that she is currently performing with a small orchestra in a café near the Gifted University two nights a week, earning a small amount of money, and if I go to that neighborhood in the future, remember to go to her!

She said the name of the band was "Dire Jiao"!

I'll find an excuse to go to a gifted university!

That night, I packed my things and prepared to return home to receive the Medal of Honor and meet the President of the Kingdom of Heaven!

However, I don't have anything to pack, only the pajamas, toothbrushes, and razors that the hospital gave me, because my clothes are all in the base of the town of Mojiao Zone!

However, a kind colonel was sent by the Approval Headquarters, and he said, "Don't worry about all that cow dung, Zhou Bo - tonight we will find more than thirty people from the Magic Valley War Realm to make you a new uniform, because you can't wear this pajama to meet the president!"

The colonel said that he would accompany me all the way to Presidential City, provide me with room and board, transportation, and teach me manners and etiquette, etc.

His name is Colonel Hook!

That night I played the last table tennis game against a guy from the field headquarters, and he was said to be the best table tennis player in the Marine Corps or something!

He's a lean guy who won't look me in the eye, and he's carrying his racket in a leather case!

I slaughtered him, and he said that table tennis is not good because the humid climate has corroded the ball!

He put away his racket and left, I didn't care, because he left the ping-pong balls he brought, and the hospital recreation room really needed them!

The morning before leaving, a nurse walked into the ward and left a letter with my name on the envelope!

I opened the envelope, it was written by Tarzan, and he really didn't have an accident!

The letter says:

Dear Zhou Bo,

Unfortunately, we didn't have time to see each other before I left! The doctor's impromptu decision, I didn't know what was going on, and I asked for time to write this note, because you've been very kind to me all this time here!

I realized, Zhou Bo, you are on the verge of a very important moment in your life, maybe some kind of change, or maybe it is an event that will change the direction of your life, you must seize this moment and don't let it be missed!

Looking back now, there is something that appears in your eyes from time to time, a small spark, mostly when you smile, and I believe that what I see is almost the source of the human ability to think, create, and exist!

This war is not for you, old friend – and not for me – and I am completely out of it now, and I believe you are soon! The key question is, what are you going to do in the future?

I don't think you're a brain-dead at all!

Maybe you belong to a certain category by the measure of the test or the judgment of some fool, but inside, Zhou Bo, I have seen the spark of curiosity burning in your mind!

Go with the flow!My friend, make it work for you, resist when you encounter a shoal against the current, don't give in, don't give up! You're a good man, Zhou Bo, and you have a big heart!

Your friend Tarzan

I read Tarzan's letter more than ten or thirty times, but there are some words in the letter that I can't understand!

I mean, I think I understand what he means, but there are some sentences and words that I don't understand!

On the morning of the third day, Colonel Iron Hook came in and said that we must leave immediately, first go and get the new uniforms that were made by the thirty Demon Valley Warriors last night, and then go back to the Heavenly Realm immediately, etc.!"

I showed him Tarzan's letter, and asked him to tell me what it meant, and Colonel Iron Hook read it and returned it to me!

said: "Well, Zhou Bo, I think he means it very clearly, that is, when the president gives you a medal, you must not show a foreign appearance!"

"Let's go!"

Lady Long shouted,

"Don't dwell on it, come with me to the next room!

Don't worry about it! she'll be safe!

It's always like this!

Look, the ship is coming!"

At this moment, a mist rose on this hot cheese pool, and suddenly a most wonderful peach-colored boat suddenly emerged from the mist!

It was a large, spacious rowing boat, with a high bow and a high stern, like a pirate ship, with a violet hull.

Shining with a dazzling light, the whole boat looks like it was made of bright violet crystals!

There were many oars on either side of the boat, and as the boat got closer, the people on the shore could see that each oar was being rowed by a group of elf mini-men - at least ten on each oar!

"This is my personal yacht!" said Lady Long aloud, her face brightening, "I hollowed out a huge piece of hard candy to make this boat!"

How beautiful it is! Look at how beautiful it is when it is swept by the waves!"

This violet-colored glittering hard candy boat slowly approached the shore!

A hundred elven mini-men rested their oars and stared at these visitors with wide eyes!

Suddenly, for some familiar reason, they burst into laughter together!

"What's so funny?" asked the glutton, puzzled.

"Oh, leave them alone!" said Lady Long exclaimed, "They always laugh so much! Everything is very funny in their eyes!

Once everyone was safely on board, the elf mini-man rowed the boat off the shore and began rowing down the river quickly!

"Hey, beware!" called Lady Long, "please don't lick the boat!

"Daddy!" said Peacock Bai,

"I want a ship like this!

I want you to buy me a violet hard candy boat, exactly like Ms. Long's boat!

I'm going to have a lot of elf mini-men to row for me, I'm going to have a big pool of cheese, I'm going to—I'm going to—" (To be continued.) )