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"She needs to be taught a good lesson not to be so willful," Papa Bear whispered to Ben, the old man sitting at the back of the boat, and Ben Ben beside him!

Clumsy keeps holding his father's skinny and squiggy hand tightly!

She was dazzled and excited!

The one I've seen so far - this big pool of cheese, the waterfall, the huge pipes, the green mint lawn, the elf mini-man, this beautiful violet boat, especially the dragon lady herself -

This qiē was so amazing that she began to feel that there could be no more amazing thing in the world!

Where are they going?

What else will you see? I can't imagine what will happen in the next place?

"That's amazing, isn't it?" said Papa Bear, grinning at Stupid!

Stupid diǎndiǎn head, also smiling at the old man!

Ms. Long sat on the other side of the clumsy side, when she suddenly reached to the bottom of the boat, took out a large cup, and reached into the pool to scoop it.

Pick up a full glass of cheese solution and hand it to Clumsy!

"Drink it," she said,

"That's good for you!

You look like you're starving to death!"

Then Ms. Long took out another cup and scooped it up, handing it to Papa Bear!

"You have a drink, too," she said, "and you look like all you have left! What's going on?

"No," said Papa Bear!

Clumsy put the cup to her lips, and the warm, mellow cream cheese slid down her throat into her empty stomach, and then her whole body felt so comfortable from head to toe that she trembled with joy!

"Do you like it?" asked Ms. Long!

"Ah, it's delicious!" replied Stupid!

"It's the best, creamiest cheese I've ever tasted!" said Papa Bear smacking his lips!

"Because this cheese is stirred by the impact of the waterfall," Ms. Long told her!

The boat is speeding down the pool!

The pond road began to be narrowed by a diǎndiǎn, and dǐng♀diǎn♀ small ♀ theory appeared ♀in front, .2∞3.o■s_(); A swarthy tunnel--

A big circular tunnel, like a huge pipe.

The pool of water leads directly to this tunnel, and the boat also enters the tunnel!

We flew across the ocean, and Colonel Hook told me along the way that what a great hero I would be when we returned to the heavenly realm!

He said that there would be people marching out or something, and that I wouldn't be able to buy drinks or eat on my own, because everybody would rush to do these things for me!

He also said that the Marines would want me to travel around the country to encourage recruits and sell like public debt, and I would be treated as "royal"!

This diǎn, he said it right!

When the plane landed at the Celestial Airport, there was already a large group of people waiting for us to get off the plane!

They were holding slogans and flags and so on!

Colonel Iron Hook looked out the window and said, "It's strange that there is no brass band to greet us!"

It turned out that the group was enough to express its meaning!

The first thing that happened when we got off the plane was that the crowd started shouting slogans at us, and someone threw a persimmon right in the face of the Colonel!

There were some sheriffs at the airport, but the crowd broke through the defenses and pounced on us, shouting all sorts of ugly words, about 3,000 of them, bearded and so on.

It was the most horrific scene I've ever seen since the little frog was killed in the rice field of our Magic Valley Battle Realm!

Colonel Iron Hook desperately wiped the persimmon on his face and made a solemn appearance, but, I thought to myself, go to it, we have a huge disparity in strength, one against a thousand, and unarmed!

So I pulled my legs and ran!

The crowd must have been chasing me too, because they all started chasing me, just like when I was a kid, shouting and waving signs!

I almost ran all over the airport runway and back to the airport building, and it was even more terrible than the time when the guys chased me in the "Apple Cup" game!

Eventually, I ran into the toilet, hid on the toilet, and closed the iron door tightly until I figured out they had given up the chase and went home!

I've been in there for at least an hour or so!

I slipped out of the toilet and walked into the hall, where Colonel Hook was there, surrounded by a line of gendarmes and sergeants!

He looked depressed, and when he saw me, he suddenly became enlightened!

"Quick, Zhou Bo!" he said, "They have a plane waiting to take us to President City!"

There were a large number of civilians on the plane to President City, and Colonel Hook and I were in the front seats!

Before the plane had even taken off, everyone around us had already gotten up and sat in the rear seats!

I asked Colonel Hook why, and he said maybe we smelled something or something!

He said don't worry, things will get better when you get to Presidential City!

I hope so, because, even my brainless knows, so far things have not been as Colonel Hook had said!

When the plane arrived in Washington, my chest exploded with excitement!

From the window you can see the President's City Monument and Capitol Hill, I've only seen them in photos, but here they are standing there!

The Marines sent a car to pick us up, and we were taken to a fancy hotel with an elevator or something, and someone to carry the luggage for you!

I've never been in an elevator!

After entering the room and settling in, Colonel Iron Hook came over and said, "We are going to a small bar for a diǎn drink, he remembered that there were many beautiful girls in that place, and he also said that this place is very different from other places, because the easterners are civilized and so on!"

He's wrong again!

We sat down at a table, and Colonel Hook ordered me a glass of dark beer, gave him a glass of something for himself, and then he began to explain how I should behave tomorrow when the President gave me a medal!

But in the middle of his sentence, a pretty girl came up, and Colonel Hook raised her eyes and asked her to bring us two more glasses of wine, for, I suppose, he thought she was a waitress!

But she looked at him and said, "I won't even take a cup of saliva for you, dirty ruffian!"

Then she turned to me and said, "How many babies did you kill today, orangutans?"

Well, then we went back to the hotel and ordered some dark beer from the waiter, and Colonel Hook gave me an account of how I should behave tomorrow!

"Row!" shouted Lady Dragon, who jumped to her feet and waved her cane!

"Full speed ahead!" the elf mini-man rowed faster, and the ship flew into the dark tunnel like an arrow, and all the passengers screamed with excitement!

How can they see where this is going?' The gluttonous ghost in the dark asked in surprise!

"There's no comment on where they're going!" replied Lady Long, laughing loudly,

"No one knows where they are going, there is no way to tell where they are going, and they don't know where the pool is going!

It was pitch black in front of me, and the danger must be gradually increasing, and the water kept flowing, and there was not the slightest sign that the water was gradually flowing-"

"She's crazy!" one of the fathers cried out, and the rest of the parents were also frightened, shouting, "She's crazy!"

"She's stupid!" "She's insane!" "She's not normal!" "She's weird!" "She's crazy!" "She's crazy!" "She's stupid!" "She's so arrogant!" "She's so weird!" "She's totally abnormal!" "She's crazy!" "She's an idiot!"

"No, she's nothing, she's totally normal!" said Papa Bear!

"Turn on the lights!" shouted Ms. Long!

Suddenly, the lights came on, illuminating the whole tunnel as bright as day, and I saw that they were indeed in an extremely large tube, the walls of which were snow-white and spotless!

The water in the cheese pool flowed very fast in the pipe, and the elf mini-man rowed wildly with all his might, and this time the boat was like an arrow from a string!

The dragon lady kept jumping at the stern of the boat, shouting for the rowers to speed up the rows!

She seemed to be very fond of sitting in a violet boat and flying down a pool of cheese through a snow-white tunnel, clapping her hands and laughing, glancing at her passengers from time to time to see if they were as much fun as she was!

"Daddy, look!" cried Clumsy, "there's a door on the wall!"

It was a blue door, embedded in the tunnel wall, just off the level of the pool!

As they passed by, they could read the words on the door: Pantry Four, all kinds of creams - pure cream, churned cream, coffee cream, pineapple cream, vanilla cream, bark cream!

"Bark cream?" cried the brain idiot, "how can you use bark cream?"

"Row!" shouted Lady Dragon, "there's no time to answer stupid questions!"

They sped through a beige door that read: Pantry Sixty-One!

"Whip!" cried the peacock, "my God, what are you doing with a whip?"

"Whipped cream, of course," replied Lady Long, 'how can you whip cream without a whisk?

It's like an egg that isn't stolen from the forest in the dark of night isn't a poached egg!

They passed through a yellow door that read: Pantry 66 - Beans of All Kinds, Beans, Coffee Beans, Gum Beans, Walrus Beans!.

"Walrus beans?" The gluttonous ghost exclaimed!

"Forget it!" said Ms. Long, "there's no time to discuss!

Ten seconds later, a bright red door appeared in front of her, and she suddenly waved her Wrapped Crystal Head Cane and shouted, "Stop the boat!"

The next day, we got up too early and walked to Tianfu Palace, where the president lived!

It was a beautiful house, with a big lawn in front of it, and it looked like the town hall of a mysterious town! Many Marine officers clapped my hands and said what a wonderful guy I was, and then it was time to receive the medal!

The president was a tall old fellow, and they gathered a whole bunch of people, some of whom looked like maids and cleaners, but they all came out to stand in the beautiful rose garden in the sun!

A fellow from the Marine Corps started reading a piece of, and everyone listened excitedly, except me, because I was hungry before breakfast!

The Marine guy finally finished reading, and then the president walked up to me, took the medal out of a box and pinned it to my chest! Then, he shook my hand, and the people around him started taking pictures, clapping, and so on!

I thought that was the end of the ceremony and that we could get out of there, but the president was still standing there, looking at me with a funny expression!

Finally, he said, "Isn't your stomach growling, young man?"

I looked at Colonel Iron Hook, but he rolled his eyes, so I had no choice but to say, "Hmm!"

The president said, "In that case, let's go, young man, let's go find something to eat!"

I followed him into the Tianfu Palace, and came to a small circular room, where the president ordered a guy dressed like a waiter to bring me a breakfast!

There were just the two of us in the room, and while he was waiting for breakfast, he started asking me questions, such as "Do I know why we are fighting the Magic Valley Warlords, etc.", and whether the Marines treat us well!

After a while he stopped asking, and the scene fell silent, after which he said, "Do you want to watch TV, let's wait for your breakfast?"

I was headed again, and the president turned on the TV behind his desk!

The president was very happy to watch it and said that he watched it every day!

After breakfast, the president asked me if I wanted him to take me on a tour of Tianfu Palace, and I said, "Okay!"

Here we go!

Outside, all the photographers followed us, and then the president decided to sit down in a small chair, and he said to me, "Young man, you've been hurt, haven't you?"

I looked at it, and he said, "Meet, look at this!"

As he pulled up his shirt and showed me an old scar on his belly from surgery, he asked, "Where is your injury?"

Well, the photojournalists rushed up and started taking pictures, and a couple of officials rushed over and took me to Colonel Hook!

When I returned to the hotel that afternoon, Colonel Hook burst into my room with a newspaper.

Wow, he's really crazy!

He yelled at me, cursed, and threw the newspaper on my bed!

In the newspapers, on the front page, my ass is exposed, and the president shows his old scars!

One of the newspapers even blackened my eyes so that readers wouldn't recognize me, just like the way dirty photos were handled!

The caption reads: "President Mahatma and war heroes lounging in the rose garden!"

"Zhou Bo, you brain-dead!" said Colonel Ironhook, "how can you do this to me? I'm finished, and my career will probably be ruined!"

"I don't know," I said, "but I'm trying to do it right!"

Anyway, I was miserable after that incident, but they haven't given up on me yet!

The Marines have decided that I will continue to do itinerant recruitment, and that I should try to encourage young people to join the army, and Colonel Ironhook has found someone to write a speech for me to publish!

That manuscript has a long root, and the content is "The country is in a period of crisis, and serving the country in the military is the most noble and patriotic behavior," and so on!

The problem is, I can't remember it! Oh, all the words do sit in my head, but when it comes time to say them, they all get mixed up!

Colonel Iron Hook is already insane!

He forced me to stay up until midnight almost every day, trying to make me memorize the speech!

But, in the end, he spread his hands and said, "I don't think it's a problem!"

Then he thought of a diǎn son!"Zhou Bo,"

He said, "Let's do this! I'll cut this article short, you just have to say a few words!"

Well, he deleted and deleted the script, and the more he deleted it, the shorter it became, until he was finally satisfied that I remembered the speech, and it wouldn't be like a brain-dead, and in the end, I just had to say, "Join the army, fight for freedom!"

The first stop on the tour was a small university, where they got some text and photojournalists to join, and we sat on the stage in the auditorium! )