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I don't know why I want to take this course, but it's easy to figure out the equations!
My teacher was Giraffe and after one quiz she told me to go to his reception room after class!
He said, "Zhou Bo, I want you to tell me the truth, do you have to tell you the answer?"
I shook my head, so he gave me a piece of paper with a question written on it, and he told me to sit down and answer it!
After I finished writing my answer, the giraffe looked at my answer, shook his head and said, "Oh my God!"
Sacred lessons are a different story!
My teacher was Mr. Niu, he was a very strict person, a lot of words!
At the end of class on the first day, he asked us to write a short autobiography that evening and give it to him!
That was probably the most difficult thing I've ever encountered in my life, but I stayed up most of the night without sleeping, writing whenever I wanted, writing whatever I wanted, and it didn't matter if they told me to give up the course anyway!
A few days later, Mr. Niu returned our homework and his comments to my classmates, and he made fun of everyone's autobiographies!
But he picked up my homework and read it to everyone, and he laughed as he read it, and everyone laughed too!
I'm writing about going to school for fools, playing for the big head coach, attending the "All-State Baseball Star Players Extravaganza," and the recruiting committee and taking Cuckoo to the movies!
When Mr. Niu finished reading, he said, "Now, this is creation! This is what I want!"
Everyone turned to look at me, and he said, "Mr. Zhou, you should consider entering the creative department - how did you write this article?"
And I said, "Because I want to poop!"
Mr. Niu seemed startled, and then he burst into laughter, and so did the others!
Once again, I was surprised!
"Well, let me see," said Mr. Big Bear, his eyes swept back to the newspaper!"Ah, yes, here it is! The fourth crystal tour card," he read, "was discovered by a girl called a brain idiot!"
"I can vouch for it, another badass!" muttered Mother Anne!
"When our reporter arrived at the house of the brain idiot," Mr. Big Bear continued, "it was crowded with excited visitors, like the other children's homes, but the young brain idiot, the lucky one, seemed to have annoyed this qiē!"
'Don't you fools see me looking at the computer?' she said angrily, 'I hope you don't bother me!'
"The eight-year-old girl was sitting in front of a huge computer, her eyes were glued to the screen, and she was watching a movie in which two gangs of gangsters were machine-gun each other!
The brain idiot himself has at least eighteen toy pistols of various types hanging from his body!
Every now and then she would raise this or that gun and shoot a few shots at someone!
"When someone tried to ask her a question, she shouted, 'Don't make a noise!
It's so beautiful!"
The first game was played on a Saturday a few weeks later!
The practice situation was mostly terrible, and finally Coach Takoyaki came up with a way to arrange for me, which is similar to what Coach Big Head thought of in high school!
They just handed me the ball and let me run! I ran very well that day.
Four touchdowns, we slaughtered Demon University 36 to 3, everyone took turns to pat me on the back, and my back hurt!
I called my mom after I cleaned up, and she was crazy happy when she was listening to the radio!
I was in the basement for a while, and I heard music coming from upstairs, and it was so beautiful, I didn't know why, so I went upstairs to see what the music was!
There's a guy, Little Frog, who sits in his room and plays the flute! He hurt his foot while practicing and can't play, so he has nowhere to go!
He asked me to sit on a bed and listen to him play, and we didn't talk or do anything, just sat on the same bed and he played his flute! After about an hour, I asked him if he could let me try it, and he said, "Okay!"
Little did I know it was going to change my life!
I blew for a while, and gradually it was quite good, and the little frog went crazy with excitement, and said that he had never heard such a nice thing! It was late, and the little frog told me to take the flute downstairs, and I went back to the basement and played it for a long time, until I was sleepy!
On the third day, Sunday, I gave the flute back to the little frog, but he said give it to me;
I was so happy, I ran out for a walk, and then sat under a tree and blew all day until there was no music to play!
It was evening, and the sun was about to go down before I headed for the "monkey house"!
I was about to pass by the "patio" when I suddenly heard a girl shouting, "Zhou Bo!"
I turned around and saw that behind me was a cuckoo?
She had a big smile on her face, and she came up to me and took my hand and said that she saw me playing yesterday and that I played awesomely, etc.!
She also said that it wasn't my fault, it was just that the situation was awkward! She invited me to have a Coca-Cola with her!
It's too good to be true!
I sat down with Du Juan, and she said that she had chosen music and drama classes, and planned to be an actress or a singer! She also joined a small orchestra that played folk songs, and she was going to perform in the "Classmates Association" building tomorrow night, and she wanted me to watch it!
I tell you, friend, I can't wait!
The next day, when Stupid came home from school, she went to see her parents and parents, and she found that only Papa Bear was awake alone, and the other three old people were sleeping soundly!
The old man grinned slyly at Clumsy, then groped under the pillow with one hand, and when he reached out, he was clutching a very old-fashioned leather purse!
He covered his wallet in his pajamas, opened it and turned it upside down, revealing a silver coin falling out of it.
"This is my secret treasure," he whispered, "and no one else knows! Now you and I have a chance to try it and see if we can find the last tour card!
"Are you really going to try it with your money, Daddy?" Clumsy asked in a low voice!
"Of course it's true!" said the old man, spat with excitement, "stop arguing, I'm as eager as you are to find that card! Take the money and go to the nearest shop on the street and buy the cheese you see at first sight, and then immediately take it back here, and we'll open it together!"
Clumsy took the little silver coin and walked out of the room with a puff of smoke!
"Did you buy it?" Papa Bear asked softly, his eyes glinting with excitement!
Clumsy nodded, and took out the piece of cheese!
"Alright!" said the old man, sitting up on the bed, rubbing his hands together and whispering, "Alright—sit beside me, and let's open it together!"
"Alright," said Clumsy, "ready!"
"Very good, you tear it first!"
"No, it's your money, it's up to you to tear it up!"
The old man groped for the cheese with his hand, his hand trembling, "Seriously, we won't have much hope," she muttered, and Gege laughed twice,
"We're not going to have any hope, are we?"
"Yes," said the stupid man, "I understand!"
They looked at each other and laughed nervously together!
"Don't forget," said Daddy Bear, "there's a glimmer of hope, maybe there's that card in there, don't you say?"
"Yes," said Clumsy, "of course! Why don't you tear it up, Daddy?"
"I'll see you soon, my child, soon. Which one do you think I should tear first?"
"That corner, the corner far away from you! But don't tear it too much, don't let us see the one inside at once!"
"Is that all it take?" asked the old man, "yes, rip it a little more!"
"You tear it up," said Papa Bear, "I'm so nervous!"
"No, Daddy, you'll have to tear it open with your own hands!"
"Okay, then, tear it all up!" she tore off all the wrapping paper at once!
The two of them stared together with wide eyes to see what was inside!
It's just a piece of cheese and nothing else!
Suddenly they thought it was ridiculous, and the two of them laughed out loud!
"What's wrong!" Anne's mother suddenly woke up and cried out!
"Nothing," said Papa Bear, "sleep yours!"
Coach Takoyaki and the rest of them have come up with a secret trick that no one is allowed to reveal, not even our own!
They've been teaching me how to catch the ball!
After each day's practice, there were always two beaters and a quarterback who continued to train me, and I ran out to catch the ball again and again until I was exhausted and my tongue hung down to my navel!
But I've improved to the point where I can catch the ball, and Coach Takoyaki says it's going to be our "secret weapon"!
"Then," said the takoyaki coach, "we'll let you run as much as you want—two meters tall, two hundred and ten pounds, and the big guy can run a hundred meters in one hundred and a half seconds!
By this time the little frog and I had become good friends, and he had helped me learn new tunes on the flute!
Sometimes he would come to the basement and we would sit there and blow together, but the little frog said he would never blow better than me in his life!
I tell you, friend, if it weren't for this flute, I would have rolled up and gone home, but playing the flute makes me so comfortable, I can't describe the feeling!
It's like my whole body is a flute, and the music gives me goosebumps when I play!
The trick of playing the flute is on the tongue, lips and fingers, and the movement of the neck!
I guess chasing those passes makes my tongue stick out a little longer, and that's definitely a feature, so to speak!
The following Friday, I dressed myself up and the little frog lent me hair oil and shaving water!
Then, I went to the "Class Association" building, and the concert hall was crowded, and Du Juan was standing on the stage with three or four people!
Cuckoo is wearing a long gown and playing guitar, another is holding a flute, and another guy is playing with a bass viola with his fingers!
They played so well that the cuckoo saw me standing at the back of the crowd and smiled and motioned for me to sit in front with his eyes!
It feels so good to sit on the floor and look at the cuckoos!
I'm kind of tempted to buy some gummies later!
They performed for an hour or so!
The audience seemed to be happy and listened very comfortably!
I leaned back, closed my eyes and listened, and suddenly asked, I couldn't figure out what was going on, anyway, I took out my flute and played with them!
That thing was so weird!
The cuckoo was singing "Casablanca" and when I started to play, she immediately paused for half a second, and the flute player also stopped, and they looked very surprised, after that, the cuckoo grinned!
She continued to sing, and the flute player stopped and let me play solo for a while, and when I was done, the audience applauded!
At the end of the performance, during the orchestra break, Cuckoo walked off the stage and said, "Zhou Bo, what's going on? Where did you learn to play that thing?"
Anyway, after that, Cuckoo got me to join their orchestra!
The orchestra performs every Friday, and if I don't go out to perform, I can earn thirty-five dollars a night!
I seemed to be in heaven until I found out that the cuckoo had been sleeping with the flute player for a long time!
For the next two weeks, it was strangely cold!
It was one morning, and Dumb was getting dressed for school when it suddenly started snowing!
She stood by the window and saw that the cold sky was crystal white, and large snowflakes were falling!
In the evening, five decimeters of snow had accumulated around the hut, and the bear had to make a way through the front door to get to the road!
After the heavy snowfall, the bitter wind blew non-stop for several days!
Ah, cold, biting cold!
Everything she touched seemed to be made of ice, and as soon as she stepped out of the house, the cold wind cut her face like a sharp knife!
In the house, a cold wind of bones came in through the cracks in the windows and under the doors, and people had nowhere to hide!
The four old men curled up on the bed silently, as if trying to squeeze the cold out of their old bones!
No one thinks about the thrill of a crystal tour card anymore!
There are only two most pressing issues on the minds of everyone in the family: trying to get warm and trying to get enough food!
However, very cold weather can create a strong appetite!
Most people will find themselves craving steaming rais, hot apple pies, and all sorts of hot delicacies.
We are often more fortunate than we realize, and we usually always get what we want – or almost what we need!
However, Stupid never got what she wanted, because her family was poor and couldn't afford it, and the cold continued day by day, she was very hungry, she felt that she had never been so hungry!
Those two pieces of cheese, the one she got on her birthday and the one that Papa Bear bought, had already been eaten up little by little, and now she eats the kind of curly soup with little water for three meals a day!
But suddenly, even this soup became more and more faint!
This is due to the fact that the cement castle where Mr. Bear worked suddenly went bankrupt and had to be closed!
Mr. Big Bear hurried to look for a job again, but he was unlucky! Later, he had to go out into the streets to shovel snow to earn a few copper coins! )