She carefully held her gift with both hands, the only gift she had!

The wrapper reads: Zhou Bo Premium Dream Cream Cheese Fudge, delicious!

Four old men lay at opposite ends of the bed, leaning on pillows, staring eagerly at the cheese in their clumsy hands!

Mr. and Mrs. Anne also came, and they stood at the foot of the bed, looking at Dumb!

The room was silent! everyone waited for Clumsy to open her gifts!

Clumsy looked down at the piece of cheese, and she slowly touched the cheese around it with her fingers! She was so emotionally caressing that the soft crunch of the glittering cheese wrapper could be heard in the silent room!

Then Mrs. Anne said gently, "Baby, don't be disappointed if you don't find what you've been looking for under that piece of paper!

"She's right!" said Mr. Big Bear!

Stupid didn't say anything!

"After all, there are only three cards left in the world that haven't been found," says Mother Anne!

"You have to remember," said Aunt Sweetie, "no matter what the result!

"Zhou Bo's Premium Dream Cream Cheese Soft Essence is delicious!" Uncle Doudou exclaimed, "This is the highest quality candy!"

"Yes," muttered Clumsy, "I understand!"

"Don't think about those crystal tour cards, and enjoy this piece of cheese," said Papa Bear, "why don't you tear it open?"

Everyone knew that it would be ridiculous to hope that there was a magical tour card in such a small piece of cheese, so they all tried to be as gentle and kind as possible, so that the stupid would not be too disappointed!

However, there is a diǎn that these adults also know, that is: no matter how small the chance of this luck is, but the opportunity is still in zài after all!

The opportunity is in this piece of cheese!

This particular cheese is just as likely to have a crystal card hidden in it just like any other cheese of this kind!

This is why parents, uncles and aunts are concentrated in this room, and they are actually as nervous and excited as Ben, although they try their best ≌↑dǐng≌↑diǎn≌↑小≌↑ say, .≦.o∷s_(); Pretend to be nothing!

"You'd better rip it apart first, or you'll be late for school," Papa Bear said!

"You're just going to tear it apart," Uncle Doudou said!

"Turn it on, darling," Aunt Sweet said, "Please turn it on, you can't wait!"

一diǎn一diǎn地, clumsy and clumsy tore open a small corner of wrapping paper with his fingers!

All four old men leaned forward, stretching their bony necks!

Suddenly, Clumsy seemed to be unable to take it anymore and tore half of the wrapper off at once - a pale red piece of cheese coated with cream - and fell on her knee!

I can't see any crystal tour cards at all!

"Well—that's it!," said Papa Bear cheerfully, "it's exactly what we estimated!"

Clumsy raised her head, only to see that the four kind old faces were looking at her with concern!

She smiled at them, a sad smile, and then she shrugged and picked up the piece of cheese!

Hand it to Mom and say, "Ha, Mom, let's share it together, I want everyone to try it!"

"It's absolutely not going to work!" said Mom!

The rest of the people shouted, "No, no, we didn't dream of having cheese! That's all yours!"

"Please," Clumsy pleaded, turning around and handing the cheese to Papa Bear!

But he refused, and no one else could bear to eat a diǎndiǎn!

"It's time to go to school, my darling!" said Mrs. Anne, putting an arm around her clumsy, skinny shoulder, "Go quickly, or you'll be late!"

When we practiced that afternoon, the temperature on the court was about 10,000 degrees, and all the thugs of Coach Takoyaki were running and yelling around us, forcing us to practice!

My tongue hangs out of my mouth and my head tie or something, but I try my best to practice!

Finally they grouped us up, put me on the defender's side, and we started practising running passes!

Anyway, before I came to college, they sent me a bag with a million different ways to play baseball, and I asked the coach what to do with it, and he just shook his head sadly and said don't do anything - I just wait to get into college and let them figure it out!

I wish I hadn't listened to the coach, because I ran in the wrong direction on my first run, and the number one fighter came up to me and yelled at me, and when he stopped yelling, he asked me if I had studied the tactics they sent me.

I said, "Well, no!"

He immediately jumped and danced like a bee attack, and when he calmed down, he told me to run five laps around the driving range, and he went to talk to Instructor Takoyaki about what to do with me!

Instructor Takoyaki sat on a high tower and looked down on us like a great god!

I watched the thug climb the tower while running in circles, and after he finished speaking, Coach Takoyaki stretched his neck forward, and I felt his eyes hooked on my stupid ass!

Suddenly, a voice came from the microphone: "Zhou Bo, report to the coach tower!"

I saw the coach and the thugs climb down the tower!

I ran over and prayed that I was running back!

However, seeing the takoyaki coach smiling, friend, you can imagine how surprised I was!

He beckoned me to go to the stand, and after we sat down, he asked me if I hadn't studied the tactical materials he sent me!

I opened my mouth to explain what Coach Bighead told me, but Coach Takoyaki interrupted me and told me to go back to the court to catch the ball, so I told him something I guess he didn't want to hear, that is, I had never received a ball in high school because they thought it would be difficult for me to remember the position of my ball, let alone catch the ball in mid-air while running!

Hearing this, a very strange gaze appeared in the eyes of the takoyaki coach, and he looked into the distance, as if he was looking at the moon or something!

Then he told the thug to fetch a ball, and after the ball was fetched, the takoyaki coach told me to run away and turn around!

As soon as I turned around, he threw the ball at me!

I watched the ball fly in slow motion, but it bounced off my fingertips and fell to the ground!

Coach Takoyaki went up and down, as if he should have expected this outcome, but somehow, I don't think he's happy!

Ever since I was a child, whenever I did something wrong, my mother would say, "Zhou Bo, you must be careful, because they will lock you up!"

I'm afraid of being locked up somewhere, so I always try my best to do it, but I don't think there's anything worse than the "monkey house" no matter how much they lock me up!

The dorm people do things that even a fool's school wouldn't tolerate – for example, tearing down the toilet so you have to go to the toilet to pee in a pit on the floor, and they throw the toilet out the window and smash it on the car on the side of the road!

One night, a big guy in the middle line pulled out a shotgun and smashed all the windows of a brother school across the street!

The school police got up, but that guy found an exterior motor out of nowhere, threw it out of the window and smashed it on the police car! Takoyaki ordered him to run several more laps of the practice range as punishment!

The gorillas don't get along well with me, so I've never been so lonely!

I miss my mom and want to go home!

The problem with getting along with a gorilla is that I don't know him!

His words were always mixed with too many swear words, and every time I was distracted to figure out those words, I neglected his heavy diǎn!

Most of the time I speculate that his heavy diǎn is that he is dissatisfied with something!

The gorilla had a car, and he used to drop me off to practice, but one day when I met him, he was hunched over a huge drain cover, cursing and cursing!

It seems that he had a broken tire, but accidentally dropped the screw cap of the tire cover into the drain while changing the tire!

Seeing that you're going to be late for practice, that's not a good thing!

So I said to him, "Why don't you take off one screw cap from each of the other three tires, so that each tire has three screw caps, and it should last on the driving range!"

The gorilla stopped cursing, looked up at me for a long time, and said, "You should be a brain-dead, how did you come up with it?"

I said, "I may be a brainchild, but at least I'm not stupid!"

Hearing this, the gorilla jumped up and chased me with a tire tool, scolding me with the worst words he could think of.

In this way, our friendship can be said to be completely ruined!

That night, the evening newspaper brought by Mr. Big Bear announced that not only had the third crystal tour card been discovered, but the fourth had also been discovered!

The headline reads:

Two crystal tour cards were found today, and only one remains!

After dinner, the whole family gathered in the old people's room, and then Papa Bear said, "Okay, let's hear who found these two cards!"

"This third card," Mr. Big Bear reads, holding the newspaper to his face because he has poor eyesight and can't afford glasses, "the third card was found by a young lady named Glutton!"

When our reporter went to interview this lucky young lady, the gluttonous ghost's house was full of jubilation and excitement.

The camera kept clicking, the flash flashed and the people were hugging!

The girl stood on a chair in the living room, stretching out her arms and waving the crystal tour card like crazy, as if she was beckoning for a taxi!

She was speaking to people fast and loudly, but it was hard to hear what she was saying, because she was munching on gum desperately!

"'I'm usually a gum-loving person,' she cried, 'but when I heard about Lady Dragon's card, I gave up gum and started eating cheese in the hope of good luck!'

"Of course, now I'm eating gum again! I love gum so much! I can't live without it!

I chewed gum desperately all day, and only when it was time to eat did I stop for a few minutes and take it out and stick it behind my ears for safekeeping!

Let's be honest, as long as I don't chew this little piece of gum in a day, I feel so uncomfortable, I really can't live without it!

My mom said I didn't look like a girl, and that a girl who chewed her jaw all day like me was ugly, but I didn't agree with that.

Because if you ask me who she's talking about, I'm going to say, and she's just like me, her mouth is open and closed all day long, and she is shouting at me every minute!'

"'All right, glutton,' shouted the glutton's mother from the far end of the living room, where she was standing on a piano to avoid being swept over by the crowd!

"'All right, Mom, don't be angry!' shouted Miss Glutton! she continued to the reporters: 'It must be interesting for you to talk about it!'

I've been chewing this piece of gum for over three months now!

That's a record!

It broke the record held by my best friend, Miss Fat Cow!

She was furious!

Now this piece of gum is my most precious thing! At night I just glue it to the bedpost, and in the morning it becomes so chewy again - a little hard at first!

But after I chewed it a few times, it quickly became soft and chewy again!

Before I started setting the world record, I always changed a piece of chewing gum every day!

I always change it in the cloud car when I get home from school! Why in the cloud car? Because I like to glue the sticky piece of gum that I just chewed to a control button!

So as soon as the next person in the cloud car pressed this button, the piece of chewing gum that I spit out stuck to her or her fingers, ha-

Some of them would scream and scream! The most ridiculous thing was the ladies with the gloves!

Oh yes, I'm so excited to be at Lady Dragon's castle!

I know she'll give me enough gum to enjoy for the rest of my life!ho!

"Nasty girl," said Mother Anne!

"It's disgusting!" said Aunt Sweet, "she chews gum like this, she will never end well, you see, it must be so!"

"And who got the fourth Crystal Tour Card?" asked Clumsy!

Afterwards, I decided to find another place to live, so after practice, I ran to the basement of the "monkey house" and stayed there for the night!

The basement is no dirtier than the upstairs room, and there is a light bulb!

On the third day I moved my bed down and I've been sleeping in the basement ever since!

At the same time, school opened, and they had to think of something for me!

There's a guy in the physical education department who doesn't seem to do anything, just find a way to get the credits for the fools in the department!

Some courses should be easy, such as physical education, and they chose this course for me!

But I had to take a science or math course, and there was no room for manoeuvre!

Later I learned that some killers are willing to accommodate players, they understand that players spend all their energy playing and have no time to go to class!

There was one such killer in the science department, but unfortunately, he taught only one course, called "Elementary Optics", apparently for graduate students in the physics department!

But they stuck me in there, even though I didn't know anything about physics!

The Holy Texts class was not so lucky!

Obviously, there are no compassionate killers in this department, so they told me to just go to class, it doesn't matter if I don't understand, and they will figure it out later!

When I took the course "Elementary Optics", they gave me a textbook!

But every night I took the book to the basement and sat on the bed and read it on the light bulb for a while, and somehow I began to understand it! )