Faced with questioning, Xiang Yuxin said Isn't this quite imposing, why is he timid when he arrives in front of Lao Xiang, looking timid who wants to shrink his head into the turtle shell.

Picking Shao Meiyun's fingers away with his chin, Xiang Yu decided to communicate with her honestly.

"You're thinking too much, I'm not doing anything. Even the toilet is closed with his eyes closed. ”

"Go to the toilet...... Thinking of something, Shao Meiyun's face flushed slightly.

Seeing his face flush, Xiang Yu was really uncomfortable.

"I'm going to ask you, did you do anything strange to my body?"

It's just a random joke, Xiang Yu thought that Shao Meiyun would strongly deny it.

Unexpectedly, she was silent.

This eerie silence......

Xiang Yu's expression gradually collapsed, and Shao Meiyun slowly covered her face with her hands......

Xiang Yu: ......

"No, it won't!"

Thinking back to what Lao Xiang said at the wine party last night, Xiang Yu felt bad, jumped up from the bed quickly, grabbed Shao Meiyun's trouser pocket, fortunately, the elasticity was big enough, revealing the three* angular pants he was wearing inside.

"This thing is very important to me, you can't just cut it off, cut it and it's over!"

Losing his mind, he reached out and took it out...... Dig, dig, dig, dig...... And then, I got it!

This down-to-earth feeling of fullness...... That's great.

Xiang Yu, who breathed a sigh of relief, looked satisfied, and before he could let go, the bedroom door was suddenly pushed open by Lao Xiang, "Xiao Meiyun, the food is ready, come and eat!"

The smile on his face suddenly stopped.

As a middle-aged man who is about to enter the 50th mark, he has seen a lot of ups and downs in life.

But now the scene unfolding in front of him still makes him, who thinks he is well-informed, ashamed of himself.

The scene has never been so awkward.

Xiang Yu suddenly felt a little hot. If the stalemate continues, the "godbrother" in front of him is probably going to fly.

No, it's going to be reversed!

Xiang Yu, who was inspired to move, tried his best to show a harmless stiff smile of humans and animals, "Hehe, a bug flew in, I'm helping Xiang Yu catch bugs." ”

Shao Meiyun, who calmed down, was also quite cooperative, and nodded solemnly, "That's right, it's a bug, I'm so scared." ”

Lao Xiang scratched his nose, "Oh, catch the worms out and eat." ”

Soon, the door was shut.

Xiang Yu: ......

The villain in his heart seems to be inflated, and he momentarily frozes when he loses air.

It's over!

Judging from Lao Xiang's performance, he must have misunderstood.

"What should I do next?" Shao Meiyun still looked very calm. "Also, can you take your hands off first? ”

Xiang Yu reacted at this time, quickly took out his hand, and asked Shao Meiyun with a dark face, "What strange things have you done to my body in the past few days?"

Even if her face was red, Shao Meiyun was still able to calm down, "It's just a necessary biological research, just curious." ”

"It's unfair......" Xiang Yu expressed resentment.

"What do you mean?"

"I didn't do anything to you, but you ......" Suddenly, he changed into a grim smile, "Well, for the sake of fairness, I'm going to bathe tonight with my eyes open!"

Shao Meiyun: ......

I thought he would think of what an amazing way to retaliate, but it turned out to be just like this?

One couldn't help it, and she smiled.

Ignoring Shao Meiyun, Xiang Yu quickly lay on the ground, as if he was looking for something.

"What do you do?"

"Looking for bugs, without physical evidence, Lao Xiang will definitely misunderstand. How will I eat and drink in the future?"

This is a very serious problem!

"Then I'll help you find it. ”

The two worked diligently and conducted a carpet search. The hard work paid off, and finally found a small flying insect that was dormant in the cold winter.

"That's it. ”

Picking up the worms, Xiang Yu put his mind at ease and handed it to Shao Meiyun, "The explanation seems unconvincing to me, and this matter will be left to you." ”

Seeing Shao Meiyun's posture of catching insects, Xiang Yu couldn't help but ask her: "When I saw you in school before, I didn't dress like I do now, why did you start to prefer pink clothes after exchanging bodies with me?"

"Because your father would blow his beard and stare at me in anger, and he would lecture me, and I would sometimes be tempted to wear it on purpose, and he would behave a little more contrived, and he would raise his eyebrows at me all day. ”

Xiang Yu: I don't understand.

"If I make a good deal of old anger, I won't sit idly by as a son. ”

"Don't worry, I'm measured. Shao Meiyun smiled and said, "Actually, it's quite fun...... It's been a long time since anyone has been nagging in my ear. ”

Her thoughts seemed to be distant, and her eyes were a little hollow.

Xiang Yu actually saw the existence of the word "loneliness" in her expression.

"Your hobby is really special. ”

"It's okay. ”

Shao Meiyun pinched her face with her free other hand, "The skin is a little dry, there is a mask in the refrigerator, remember to apply it."

Xiang Yu looked depressed.

Applying a mask or something is the most troublesome.

Seeing that the two of them didn't come out for a long time, Comrade Yuan Hongmei knocked on the door again, and Shao Meiyun was the first to go out and show the two of them the insects in their hands.

is worthy of being an actor, the lines and expressions are in place, and he is not obsessed with how to explain, but he reveals the past lightly, which is more convincing.

Anyway, the naïve Ru Lao Xiang believed it, and his chest rose and fell sharply - a lot easier.

"Sit down, Xiao Meiyun, I went out early in the morning to prepare, and I don't know what you like to eat. ”

Lao Xiang said that when he came back last night and communicated with his son, he learned that "Shao Meiyun" was a classmate with him, and he immediately made the decision to invite him home to sit down.

After all, the matter of worshipping the son is a crazy act made under the high drink, Lao Xiang is embarrassed to mention it again with an old face, and Xiang Yu is also as if nothing happened.

"The spicy roasted pig's trotters are quite delicious, the skin is crispy, and the juice is full of when you bite into it, which is delicious!"

"There is also this old roasted fish, salty and sweet, especially ...... rice"

Xiang Yu's praise for Lao Xiang's cooking skills is from the heart.

Since exchanging bodies with Shao Meiyun, he hasn't had a good meal until now.

What is done outside is at most half the level of the old direction.

After a while, Xiang Yu ate with a mouth full of oil.

Not to mention, but after a Spring Festival, Lao Xiang's cooking skills have improved a lot. It seems that the progress in his love life is not a little helpful to him.

At the dinner table, he saw Xiang Yu waving chopsticks alone, and he could simply wave the afterimage of the Dao, and every dish was carefully evaluated by him, and the food was slurping.

"Xiao Meiyun likes to eat, so eat more. ”

Lao Xiang, whose cooking skills have been affirmed, is full of red light, and he keeps adding food to Xiang Yu's dishes.

Compared with Xiang Yu, who was full of oil, Shao Meiyun's eating appearance was much more civilized, and she had to think for a few seconds before putting down the chopsticks, and the corners of Lao Xiang's mouth kept twitching.

"I didn't have poison in my dish, stinky boy, why are you hesitating!"

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