Obviously, it was Li Xue's task of accompanying the wine, and Xiang Yu completed it brilliantly......

It should be done well, right?

After all, they are all in love with the big guy, who else can be like him?

However, Li Xue kept chattering and complaining, even if Xiang Yu didn't pay attention to it at all, she couldn't stop her stinky mouth.

- Don't think you'll get rid of me like this. As long as the contract doesn't expire for a day, you're at my mercy!

- What about bowing forward, you just drank too much yesterday, and when you wake up, you probably forgot all about it, who remembers which little green onion you are?

After taking a shower, Xiang Yu finally regained some of his spirits.

In order to avoid Li Xue's mental pollution, he was about to log out, but before his fingers could be operated, he came in and made a phone call.

The number is too familiar, isn't it my own?

Is there something going on on Shao Meiyun's side, and I can't figure it out, so I want to ask for his opinion?

Before he got drunk, Lao Xiang complained like crying and laughing, and Xiang Yu shuddered and answered.

Silent......

"Crooked?" Xiang Yu spoke first.

"I'm back. Shao Meiyun's voice was very calm, and she couldn't hear specific emotions.

"Got it. "I guessed it when I saw Lao Xiang last night.

"I heard that you saw your father at the wine party last night, and you bowed to him?"

Xiang Yu sighed in his heart: I still remember that it proves that Lao Xiang's alcohol consumption is still good.

"Ahem, that's the situation, I drank too much......"

Every year, there is always a stupid news summary, and Xiang Yu feels that if this matter gets out, he will definitely be on the list.

The topic should be - hilarious, the son is drunk and hooks up with his father to worship the son!

"I'm not a good drinker. Shao Meiyun's voice sounded helpless.

"Now that I know, I will pay attention to it in the future. ”

"Well, your father learned that we were classmates and kindly invited you to be a guest. ”

Let your own son come home as a guest?

Xiang Yu guessed early on that Lao Xiang would do this, judging from the current situation, it is quite funny.

"Okay, I'll clean up and go. ”

Hanging up the phone, Xiang Yu clenched his fists excitedly: Oh yes, I finally don't have to eat outside food, it's good to worship my father!

After thinking about it, he still decided to reply to Li Xue with a message, otherwise, she would say that her wings were stiff.

——Invite me to his house as a guest to the chairman, so let's not talk about it for now.

Sending the message, Xiang Yu always felt that he was cheap.

Say you're a shallot?

As an old friend who is obsessed with cooking, the shallots will also be arranged clearly.

It's been a long time, my warm home!

When I knocked on the door, I felt an excitement in my heart - it was a novel experience that I had never had in the past 17 years.

"Here ......

It was Comrade Yuan Hongmei who opened the door.

Seeing her existence, Xiang Yu was relieved, it seems that after spending the New Year together, her relationship with Lao Xiang has grown by leaps and bounds.

However, since I bowed to Lao Xiang, with this strange body, what should I call her?

"Sister-in-law......"

Comrade Yuan Hongmei: ......

Fortunately, Lao Xiang's cheerful voice came from the direction of the kitchen, breaking the embarrassing atmosphere that permeated between himself and Comrade Yuan Hongmei.

"Is Xiao Meiyun here? Come in, the meal will be ready soon." ”

Returning to the familiar old house, Xiang Yu is both looking forward to and excited, especially being able to reunite with his parents. But in order not to show his stuffing, he had to behave very calmly on the surface.

"Xiaoyu, your classmate is here. "It was Comrade Yuan Hongmei who was summoning Shao Meiyun.

Soon, the sound of tapping footsteps was heard, and when I saw ...... in pink slippers When he appeared in front of him, Xiang Yu's mood was *¥&$%$@......

It's too complex to describe.

No wonder Lao Xiang was so worried last night.

Shao Meiyun she ...... Forget about wearing pink cotton slippers, and the tender sportswear......

Moreover, she also ...... the movement of pulling her hair behind her ears It's too mother!

The villain inside him had a black face, and then held his head and let out a piercing roar: You are trying to kill me!

Sensing that Xiang Yu's face was wrong, Shao Meiyun's movements looked even more twisted, "You, hello." ”

The problem is serious.

Looks like we're going to find a chance to talk about it.

In my impression, Shao Meiyun is not such a person, because her height is more outstanding among girls, and sometimes her dress style is very neutral, how can she become this virtuous after exchanging bodies with herself?

Could it be deliberate, just to urge himself to find a way to exchange the bodies of the two as soon as possible?

"Hello, what's hello, twisting and pinching doesn't look good, and you have to be manly when greeting!"

Lao Xiang, who was holding a frying spoon, appeared behind Shao Meiyun like a fierce god.

His voice was so thick that Shao Meiyun, who was so frightened that she was unprepared, shrunk her neck, revealing a frightened little look.

Xiang Yu: ......

You're really going to kill me.

Now like this, when I appear in front of my classmates after the start of school, with the keen sense of adolescent teenagers and girls, ridicule can't be escaped.

Xiang Yu frowned in annoyance.

Seeing that Lao Xiang was about to reprimand "Xiang Yu" again, Comrade Yuan Hongmei hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "Didn't Xiao Yu drop his brain? You are considerate and considerate of the child, maybe it will take a while, there must be a recovery process, right?"

Lao Xiang sighed helplessly, and when his eyes stayed on Xiang Yu, he immediately greeted with a smile, "I didn't have a good time yesterday, Xiao Meiyun, continue today?"

Xiang Yu nodded with a dry smile, glanced at Shao Meiyun's resentful gaze, and scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "But, I'm really not good at drinking, and my uncle should drink less, let's stop when we order, how about it?"

Lao Xiang looked at Xiang Yu with appreciative eyes, and then thought of his son, and stabbed Shao Meiyun angrily.

"Alright, let's go cook. ”

Comrade Yuan Hongmei was caught in the middle and played the role of a peacemaker.

Lao Xiang plunged back into the kitchen, the tense air suddenly relaxed, and Xiang Yu and Shao Meiyun breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.

Then, the two looked at each other in tacit understanding, and their eyes were both in the direction of the bedroom.

Taking advantage of Comrade Yuan Hongmei's efforts to help in the kitchen, Xiang Yu followed behind Shao Meiyun and got into his familiar bedroom!

"Still my bed was comfy. ”

As soon as he entered, he lay down on the bed with a loud voice.

Shao Meiyun stood stiffly, and couldn't help but remind, "It's not good to have a girl's legs open like this." ”

"Oh, got it. In order to fully respect the original owner of the body, Xiang Yu quickly clamped his legs tightly.

"When will it be restored?" Shao Meiyun looked puzzled.

"No way for the time being!" Xiang Yu's refusal was obvious.

What are you kidding, looking for a way to swap your body back now, wouldn't that be exactly what the Mary Sue modifier meant?

"You ......" Shao Meiyun, who was blushing, suddenly strode up to Xiang Yu and picked up his chin with one finger. "Did you do something bad to my body? You are obsessed with my body, and you have such a negative attitude towards the exchange of my body?"

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