"Lao Fang! Our real-time ratings are now close to 40 percent!"

"Oh, so what. ”

Fang Bei plucked his ears with his little thumb, staring at the dead fish and looking at Liu Mang, who was full of excitement and excitement.

Liu Mang felt strange: "Don't you feel shocked? We're about to break the record!"

Fang Bei: "Hehe. ”

There's nothing to be excited about.

The reason why the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala in this parallel world are low is because other local stations are allowed to also show their own local stations on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve.

Just look at Fang Bei's previous life.

His local stations all screen the Spring Festival Gala simultaneously, so the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are particularly high.

In his previous life, the lowest rating of the Spring Festival Gala in ten years was 29.6 in one or five years, and then it did not fall below 30%.

And the highest rating of the Spring Festival Gala in ten years is 41% of the 04 years.

Is this high?

Of course, the comparison with other shows is very high!

But this is the Spring Festival Gala! It is the Spring Festival Gala that was broadcast simultaneously on almost all TV stations that night!

As a result, the ratings are less than a third, is that considered high?

So when Fang Bei heard Liu Mang say that the ratings exceeded 30 percent, his heart did not fluctuate, and he even wanted to laugh.

He doesn't care about anything now, he just wants to hurry up and get over this Spring Festival Gala.

But to be honest, this Spring Festival Gala did relieve his spirit a lot.

Because once people are busy and forget the time, they have no time to think, and of course they will not be sad.

He wanted to avoid thinking about his relatives and friends in his previous life.

"Alright, I'll go get ready for the show. "Don't wave your hand and slip away.

He is needed for the latter two shows.

One is a sketch and the other is a song.

By the way, he didn't go into battle in person, but called all Liu Mang's old friends.

At that time, the skewering will be the end of the ancient poems that one person and one sentence will not "carry".

You must know that the only subject he was proud of when he was in school in his previous life was Chinese!

As for fine art...... It was only later that he became an art student, and he really liked comics.

............

"How?"

"The real-time box office is just over 41 percent! And it's still skyrocketing!"

Zhang Luo was also quite excited.

This rating!

Since the Spring Festival Gala became popular with 4G networks, the ratings have never been so high!

The director was also very happy, and he asked with interest: "I remember that the last two programs are Xiaofang's own programs, right?"

Ancient poetry is what interests him the most.

As for the other sketch......

"Keyboard Man" is such an unorthodox name that doesn't sound good at first.

At least it doesn't fit his aesthetics.

But today, Xiao Fang has worked hard, and if he wants to play, let him have a while.

didn't say it, even if there is a conflict between his grandson and Xiao Fang now, the director's first choice is to beat his grandson.

No, even the grandchildren don't have a small parent!

After all, Sun Tzu can only bring troubles, while Xiaofang brings real box office, ratings, and political achievements!

And this kid is sensible and knows how to advance and retreat.

Who doesn't like such young people?

Thinking of this, the director asked again: "How is it overseas?"

Zhang Luo replied: "At present, there are more than 50 million overseas people watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, and it is currently stable at about 70 million people, most of whom should be overseas Chinese, after all, our program is a pure Chinese program."

However, in the previous magic shows and martial arts programs, the number of overseas viewers of the live broadcast once skyrocketed from 30 million to 80 million and 100 million, and then fell back to about 70 million. ”

Zhang Luo's eyes lifted from his mobile phone with a strange expression: "Maybe...... Overseas, the hottest program of our Spring Festival Gala is actually the magic and martial arts performance. ”

"Hmm......" The director patted his head, and suddenly had a bold idea, "Xiao Zhang, do you want us to specialize in the entire martial arts and magic program on CCTV International Channel?"

"Forehead......" Zhang Luo thought for a moment of the scene where a group of foreigners watched the TV and exclaimed, "Tired of dismantling and dying on an empty stomach", and couldn't help laughing.

The director's face darkened: "What are you laughing at?" ”

He thought that Zhang Luo was laughing at his idea that he came up with with a slap of his head.

"No, nothing...... Poof——!" Zhang Luo's expression was distorted, and he was forcibly holding back a smile, "I just thought of something happy." ”

"Okay, then I'll make you a little happier. "The old god of the bureau chief is here, "Don't you want to make a martial arts movie? Do you think that kind of fighting, killing and killing can pass the trial?"

Zhang Luo: "......"

"I was wrong. ”

............

"Why don't you continue to perform kung fu?"

"Damn! And magic! I want to learn magic! I want to learn the mysterious Oriental arts! Damn the visa officer!

"Ah, because they are all official people in Huaguo, and they will go back to defend their families and the country after the performance, so they probably won't see the performance. ”

The last one is a new strategy for the war and terror situation.

Now that the war situation is about to gradually withdraw from the stage of history, the war and fear situation has made a grand debut.

However, they also absorbed some of the comrades who were in the war and the tactics and strategies of the war.

The news just now is that the comrades of the War Suddenly Bureau who had been banned before registered a new account and started over.

After he was laid off from the war, he was reemployed from the war.

How to say it, now there are indeed many crooked nuts abroad in addition to overseas Chinese who are also watching the live broadcast of the Chinese Spring Festival Gala.

However, because they can't understand or understand Chinese, they are basically confused when they watch these programs.

I don't feel anything other than that the music is good and the scene is grand.

Everyone is waiting for kung fu and magic to appear again.

But instead of kung fu and magic, they waited for a familiar person.

"Fang!

"Director Fang wants to perform the show in person? What kind of party is this? Huaguo's Got Talent? Or is it Huaguo's Grammy? Could it be Huaguo's Oscar? But I haven't seen a movie!"

"No, no, no, this is a Chinese New Year celebration party, similar to our Super Bowl. I've read the information, Fang is the chief director of this party!"

"Oooh!"

Although there are still many people who don't understand, they probably understand.

On the other side, at the Spring Festival Gala scene, Fang Bei's sketches also began.

This is a story about a keyboard warrior, and there is a lot of yin and yang weirdness in it.

To sum up, there is only one theme.

"In reality, I only promise, and I hit the Internet"!

And at the end of the show, Fang Bei also sang a song himself.

I saw a backup dancer suddenly appear behind him, and this backup dancer was holding a keyboard.

According to Fang Bei's lyrics, he performed different movements.

Then there was Su Mulin playing the guitar accompaniment.

Then Fang Bei opened his voice.

This is a song that combines pop and rap.

And maybe Jazz?

(This program is adapted from Station B 57983137)

"The real world is not a good place to complain

So I'm here in the online world!

I write vicious comments

Just because I'm safe at home!

Q: Do I dare to say it to your face?

NO！

During the day, I buried myself in my work and remained silent in the face of my boss's difficulties

Because I don't want to be sick moaning waste

Wait until I get home

Highlight the keyboard

After switching input methods......"

Fang Bei paused here, and with the exclamations, laughter, and applause of the audience below, the dancing buddy pulled out the keyboard from behind his back.

Then Fang Bei smiled slightly, and continued to sing in makeup:

"I'm knocking down a few big words!

The current songs and movies are all scum, and it will only waste my time

I started sending out comments with all my might:

You stinky XX

I hope you will accept my constructive comments

Warming is all a lie

The charges are all damned

Music charges are all about scamming money

Movies should be watched for free!

I can't sing

I can't dance

I can't write a book

I won't know anything!

But I'm everywhere!

Uh-huh~~~

I love to express my opinions

I only accept my own point of view

No one else's talk

I don't care about the veracity of my words

I'm a keyboard warrior ~ xia ~ xia ~ xia ~

I stayed in my room last night~

It's the same as every night~

I don't have a job and can only stay at home every day~

I'm a keyboard warrior ~ xia ~ xia ~ xia ~

I'm a loser~~~

Wow~~~~I'm a loser~~~"

After a burst of broken high notes, Su Mulin stopped the guitar in his hand, and Fang Bei also stopped.

Then the backup dancer carried the keyboard on his shoulder with the action of splitting the gun in the parade, and then saluted:

"Keyboard Warrior is here to report!

Coming soon as it is called!

It's a battle!

The battle can be won!

In reality, I'm submissive!

I'm punching hard in the network!

Ctrl+Alt...... Delete！”

Then he and Fang Bei went one after the other, and stepped down in a positive way.

Then Su Mulin smiled slightly and plucked the last chord with a long aftertaste.

End of sketch.

"Invincible, hahahaha! Fang Dao, this yin and yang weirdness is really good! It's you!

"(Love you)!, aren't you a keyboard warrior?"

"I'm so angry that I dropped the keyboard!

"This show is a scumbag, wasting the precious four minutes of my life! I hope Director Fang can accept my constructive suggestion, that is, this kind of program has more!

"Fang Bei is a (love you)!

"Haha! The keyboard warrior upstairs showed up and said! Did Director Fang stab you in the sore spot?"

"Our XXX is much better than Fang Bei! Fang Bei is a loser!"

"Yes, yes, yes ~ Our teacher is a loser ~ How many group numbers are there?

“......”

Not to mention the surging in the online live broadcast room, the director fell silent in the audience at the Spring Festival Gala.

Zhang Luo reluctantly smiled and played a round game: "Xiaofang, this kid...... I'll talk about him, a young man, just young and vigorous. How can this kind of song be sung on the Spring Festival Gala? I'll talk about him in a moment!"

He gave the secretary next to him a look.

The secretary understood in seconds: "Director, the current real-time ratings have broken 50 percent." ”

Director ...... performed a "change of face in seconds".

I saw him smile and said: "Young man, what kind of young man is he if he is not angry? This shows that Xiao Fang's program is very popular among young people! Xiao Zhang, you are too! It's okay to put so much pressure on the child? Needless to say him! The child just needs more encouragement! Do you hear?"

"......" the corners of Zhang Luo's eyes twitched, "I understand......"

Why do you blame me?

Having said that, in fact, the director was really unhappy, and even thought about disposing of Fang Bei for a moment.

But it can't be helped, the ratings are too high......

When the old director saw Fang Bei, he had to say: It's so fragrant!

Young people, being young and vigorous can be forgiven~

Besides, I originally said that I want to pursue youth and fashion, is there a problem with this? No problem!

As long as you hint at this kid in private, let him be a little more restrained in the future, and it'll be over.

How else could it be?

There's no way, this kid...... He's so fragrant!