"What the hell is this...... Is it magic?"

Fang Bei also asked the same question as the Ghost Hand King.

Isn't there no supernatural ability in this world?!

Obviously, something that a supergiant consortium like the Su Group doesn't know, why does this kind of person appear at this time?

A slap made the golden statue into a golden film......

The two-way foil and three-dimensional are directly hit into two-dimensional by dimensionality reduction?

That's, it's not!

Or is it that in fact, these guys are all real? Just like what Fang Bei saw in his previous life, a type of network called "Zongman"?

In fact, Yan Shuangying, Fang Shiyu, and Ye Wen are really hanging comparisons?

In fact, Kira Yoshikage, Giorno, Dior, Diablo, are they really stand-in messengers?

In fact, is the Gate Historian really Kamen Rider Decade?

In fact, can Xiang Xiushu really become Jack Ulu Tuo Raman?

In fact, female stars like Artoria are really the same as the settings in anime games?

Is this actually a comic world?

But after more than two years, I suddenly told myself this kind of thing...... That's!

If you put it in, it's almost a million words!

How can there be a million words that suddenly go from the everyday world to the otherworld?

Anyway, I plan to transform into the protagonist of the superpower now, is it too late?

But soon he didn't have to think about it, because a professional came out to refute the rumors.

"That's all fake. ”

The Shaolin monk next to him smiled and said: "Master Fang, don't be surprised, our Huaguo pays attention to scientific development, and that kind of feudal superstitious thinking can't be had." ”

Farewell: "......"

Is this what you should say as a monk?

"Dao Chief, what do you think?"

The old Taoist priest next to him stroked his long beard: "What the abbot said makes sense, we must learn to look at the problem from a scientific perspective." ”

"Dao Chief, aren't you a religious person?" Fang Bei was no longer able to complain.

The old Taoist chief stood with his hands in his hands, wearing a Taoist robe and a long beard that looked immortal under the blowing of the cold wind: "The poor Taoist only knows the way of heaven, and those who are in the way of heaven go with the flow." As the so-called water conservancy of all things without fighting, this is the principle of heaven and earth. ”

"No. The old monk had a different view, "The development of things has its own laws, but we want to enlighten the ignorant and save the common people from unwisdom." ”

Fang Bei tugged at the corners of his mouth: "So the two of you don't believe in the Buddha, then why are the statues of gods enshrined in the hall?"

The old monk smiled helplessly: "Because the pilgrims and tourists need those, with those, it is the Shaolin Temple in their cognition." ”

The Taoist chief was equally helpless.

Obviously, the same is true of Wudang.

In fact, when they were younger, they also thought about changing the situation.

But helplessly, everyone wants to have a good meal.

Every day when they open their eyes, there are so many mouths waiting to eat in the temple/temple, what can they do?

And I have to admit that the tourists' money is too good to make......

"......" Fang Bei arched his hand, "taught." ”

If this is really some kind of transcendent world, these two are afraid that they are also giants and masters.

But now Fang Bei still has a few questions: "What is the situation of that Qiu gang leader's 'magic'? Could it really be an iron sand palm?"

Iron palm Qiu Qianren, is there any light work on the water?

The old Taoist priest laughed: "It's just a trick." ”

He pointed to Qiu Qianren, who was still patting the pile of downed gold statues on the TV, and chuckled: "The gold statues have been treated, and they seem to be as hard as iron, but in fact they are as soft as clay. ”

It means that you don't want to shoot it, it's also a picture.

Fang Bei: "."

He felt that he had already had too many ellipses today, so let's have fewer this time.

But......

Dare to love that fake?

No, it's not fake, after all, he had seen it when Ip Man was talking to them before.

But the chest is broken with a boulder......

"Two, what did you say about the previous show with a big stone on his chest? That can't be faked, right? There are fingerprints and palm prints! That golden statue is really like a painting! There are no palm prints on it!"

"That's a prop. The old Taoist priest looked at Fang Bei with his eyes open, "That's made of foam, donor, you are the director, you should see a lot of this kind of prop." To tell you the truth, we also use this kind of foam props when performing martial arts in Wudang, but the disciples' acting skills are more real.

As for the gold statue, there is no palm print...... It is a specially designed prop, the top and bottom are relatively hard, or the kind that is layered, and it is just a painting after being flattened, and of course it will not leave palm prints. ”

"Are you fooling me?"

I didn't want to ask this sentence, but in the end I didn't ask.

Let this secret be buried in the fog forever, it's just a parallel world without supernatural abilities anyway.

............

"Director, don't get me wrong, it's all special effects! Magic, you know, it's all fake. It's all props!" Zhang Luo tried his best to wipe Fang Bei's buttocks.

Although he himself began to doubt.

In fact, no one had ever doubted martial arts.

But you happen to be the leader of the Iron Palm Gang, this snapping crazy slapping the golden statue, this ......

Maybe you can question it through a screen, but just sitting on the sidelines and watching, there is really no way not to doubt it.

"Special effects...... But one thing to say, this magic is really amazing! I sat so close that I couldn't see how he turned a golden statue into a golden painting. The director apparently agreed with this statement, after all, as a staunch materialist, he did not believe in ghosts and gods from the bottom of his heart.

How can that exist?

If it really exists, how could he still not know?

But stability is what counts.

"Xiao Zhang, you go and talk to Xiao Fang, if you really can't do it...... Let's let him take it easy in the later shows, I didn't bring a quick-acting heart pill today, I'm afraid I won't be able to stand it. ”

Zhang Luo hesitated: "But this Spring Festival Gala temporarily changed the program......"

"It doesn't matter. The director waved his hand, "The show doesn't need to be changed, it's just that he told the actors behind him to take it easy and stop doing this kind of thing......"

Honestly, it's really hard to top.

Zhang Luo said that after he understood, he would get up and go backstage.

The director here casually asked: "What are the real-time ratings now?"

A secretary next to him replied: "Just now, the real-time ratings have come to fifteen percent, and ......"

"And what?"

"And it's rising at a rate that is visible to the naked eye!"

“......”

The director was silent for a second, and then decisively called out to Zhang Luo, who hadn't had time to get up: "Xiao Zhang, forget it." ”

Zhang Luo turned around and said, "Director, you really don't need to remind him?"

"Reminder! Of course you have to remind!" The director's face was cloudy, and after a long time, he gritted his teeth and said decisively: "Tell Xiao Zhang, give me more strength!"

Zhang Luo: "Huh?"

The director was annoyed and angry: "What are you still doing in a daze?

"Oh......" Zhang Luo fled.

The director straightened his robe and sat down leisurely.

It seems that this year's Spring Festival Gala is expected to be the highest rated one since he took office.

"What are the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala on those local channels?"

The secretary flipped through the tablet and replied: "It's all declining, and now the second place is the Spring Festival Gala of Southeast Satellite TV, with a real-time rating of 5.7 percentage points." ”

The director smiled.

Fight me, you're still a little tender!

To be honest, he did regret a little bit just now that he asked Fang not to do this Spring Festival Gala.

Then why didn't he not stop it, but also asked Zhang Luo to urge Fang not to increase his efforts?

There's no way, but the ratings are too high......

............

"@鬼手王大佬! When will you be able to crack this magician's technique?"

"Yes, big man! I pride myself on being a veteran magician, but I've never seen this trick before! The magician was wearing a sleeveless short fighter, and it was obvious that there was no mechanism on the clothes, and that would not be the reason for the speed of the hand and the technique. But if it's a lens deception, it's impossible, it's five monitors playing from different angles at the same time!

"Yes, yes, yes! Brother Ghost Hand, I've already spent money to put your Weibo on the top of the hot search! After the method is analyzed, your fans can add a large number of spicy!"

The Ghost Hand King can't wait to pull out these guys who are arching the fire in his Weibo comments and beat them up!

Can't you see that?

If you can't see it, you think I can see it?

I can't even see it!

But there is no way, the that was blown out can't be recovered now.

That sand sculpture actually paid to put himself on the homepage!

The ghost hand king clicked on Weibo, and watched his hot search being put on the top of the homepage, and then quickly climbed to the front row, and then the words behind changed from "new" to "fire", and from "fire" to "hot", and finally to "explosion"!

Looking at the hot search that he couldn't ask for in the past, the Ghost Hand King was silent for a moment, and suddenly shouted: "!

Here, the Ghost Hand King was in a frenzy of impotence, and at the same time, he was desperately turning the few brain cells to think about the analysis method.

On the other hand, netizens were all happy.

"Where did Director Fang find this Qiu Qianren, the magic boss?

"Yes! If it weren't for the ban on the website now, I'm afraid it would have been swiped a long time ago! But there is one thing to say, I seem to have heard of the name of Qiu Qianren somewhere. ”

"Just the news a few months ago, netizens are really the memories of fish! This Qiu Qianren performed light skills a few months ago, and he ran directly from this end of a river to the opposite side with his bare hands!"

"Oh oh! I remember! I remember that there was a Dong who went to fight fakes, and it turned out that Qiu Qianren had successfully laid a layer of transparent tempered glass under the water surface in advance! As a result, Qiu Qianren was annoyed and ashamed, and slapped He Dong into a concussion! As a result, he was also taken away by the public security organs and dealt with!"

"What is that? Is it the one who was kicked and broke three ribs by Ip Man two years ago?"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's him! He has been beaten so badly and persistently cracked down on counterfeiting, this person is really crazy to think about fire......

"What are you talking about, the next show is Ip Man! Hmm? And Huang Feihong and Fang Shiyu? Let me look at the name of the show, "Chaos in the Spring and Autumn Period"?"

............

On the stage, Qiu Qianren finally went down with the pile of gold paintings like tissue paper.

At the same time, four or five staff members struggled to carry the table and retreated to the backstage together.

"Wait. "Don't stop a few people.

He reached out and lifted the tablecloth to reveal the table below.

Underneath is a glittering square table made of pure steel!

It is the kind of reflective steel surface that can be seen from the standard mechanized intelligent lathe.

But now the steel surface has become uneven, and if you look closely, you can faintly see the palm print that has sunk a few millimeters......

Fang Beihuo Ran looked up and saw Qiu Qianren talking and laughing with Yibald, he waved his hand silently and asked the staff to move the table down.

He can't delve into it.

Just act as if nothing happened.

But this kind of hardcore magic, he really doesn't want to see it a second time.

Let's hope there won't be any more moths in the future...... Well?!

Don't look up suddenly!

Because he thought about what the next show would be!

"Chaos in the Spring and Autumn Period"!

A small live PK competition!

But now that the show has begun, he can only pray.

Pray that brother doesn't go too far......

............

There was no cheer and no applause.

Only Huang Feihong, who cooperated with the background music of "Chinese Kung Fu" and Ip Man's singing, and then "pretended" to dance behind him, mingled with Fang Shiyu.

"Lying like a bow

It stands like a pine

Don't sit like a clock if you don't move

A gust of wind ...... walking"

I saw Huang and Fang smacking each other slightly, and then they punched and kicked each other together!

The sound of muscles colliding, the sound of the air being torn apart, and the faint fluctuations of the air to the naked eye!

It all makes people's blood boil unconsciously!

"South punch and north leg

Shaolin Wudanggong

Tai Chi Bagua chain palm

China has miraculous powers!"

The next moment, the rhythm suddenly accelerated!

Whether it is the song sung by Ip Man or the two who are "dancing"!

With the sound of shouting and the sound of fists and feet, the audience was silent!

If you look closely, you can see that most of them are clenched with fists and trembling slightly!

It's not about being afraid!

It's exciting!

It's blood boiling!

They can't wait to play in place of one of them!

Of course, if someone really goes up, then Fang Shiyu and Huang Feihong will kneel down in a second......

Then he desperately pinched people and begged them not to die.

............

“Wow~~~！awesome！”

"Tear down the empty stomach! The thief dies and the thief dies and the fasting !!"

Although the domestic audience is enthusiastic about watching it, this Spring Festival Gala has caused a greater sensation abroad!

At least that's what the show looks like.

This mysterious, powerful and evil country in the media propaganda! It is the first time that she broadcasts the Spring Festival Gala live to the outside world!

To be honest, many crooked nuts and fans of other movies who are interested in Huaguo are watching the live broadcast at the same time.

According to rough statistics, there are already more than a million people watching live broadcasts.

And this number is still on the rise!

After all, the number of people here is really the number of people, and it's not hot and popular for the time being.

But there are always contradictory people.

"No! It's not Chinese kung fu! Chinese people don't know kung fu! It's just special effects! It's just a special effect that pops up at the sound of a button! This special effect is not as good as in the movie! Huaguo is not so powerful! Chinese people don't know kung fu!"

But soon, he was sprayed wildly by a group of crooked people who admired Huamei!

"Shit! This is definitely Huaguo Kung Fu! You Huaguo Black! I have long seen that you are not pleasing to the eye! You also said that the previous magic was just a magic trick! But the five camera shots clearly tell us that it is magic! Chinese people not only know kung fu, but also magic!"

"It makes sense, in fact, I heard my buddy in the dormitory tell me that he is an international student from China, and he told me that they Chinese people know kung fu! They don't drive to school, they all fly to the wall! They go to school in a swoop! Classes start at eight o'clock every day, and they have time to get up at seven fifty-five!"

"Because of blowing silk! I have long wanted to go to Huaguo to learn kung fu and spicy! Your words made me make up my mind!"

But the guy poured cold water on him: "Useless brother, I asked at the time." My buddy said that we can't learn kung fu with crooked nuts! He said that we crooked nuts are born with one less line (meridian) in our bodies! So we can't practice real kung fu! I don't believe you ask, who around you can fly the eaves and walk the real kung fu?"

As soon as he said this, many crooked nuts fell into deep thought.

Yes, he has a point!

In the past, it was said that Huaguo Kung Fu was fake, because no one had seen it!

Now I understand! Why hasn't anyone seen it? That's because we're not Chinese! We're born with one less line!

Damn it!

At this moment, many kung fu fans suddenly had a thought in their hearts:

"Why am I not Chinese?"

"It's not...... Chinese people really don't know kung fu...... There's no magic either...... That's the special effect...... It's ...... Wia."

This is the "Hua Guohei" at the beginning, only he is still insisting on refuting something.

Unfortunately, his voice was quickly drowned out, and a few minutes later he was banned from the forum for a large number of reports.

............

On the other side of the planet, somewhere in China.

A young man takes off his headphones with a blank stare.

He is the "Hua Guohei".

Glancing at the notice on the computer screen indicating that his account had been banned, he muttered: "The work of this war is getting worse and worse, it's too difficult for me......"

Now the work is getting harder and harder.

Thinking that Huaguo's high-tech technology could not be photographed abroad, the crooked nuts spread rumors that Huaguo used electromagnetic interference equipment that could cover the whole country.

He said it was smog and air pollution.

But someone else immediately threw out the photo of the blue sky and white clouds in the capital and slapped him in the face!

He was desperately trying to explain at the time to barely fool this group of crooked guys!

That's because Huaguo really has this kind of electromagnetic interference equipment......

But now, Huaguo really has no kung fu and magic......

He sighed, cleaned up his mood, and watched the Spring Festival Gala in his spare time.

No way, who let Chinese New Year's Eve overtime without overtime pay, not lazy really sorry for themselves.

Now that the time has reached twelve o'clock, the New Year's bell has been ringing, and the current program is a skewer of songs sung by Su Murin.

The young man muttered, "My little Rin is great! A good person who sings is also beautiful! Teacher Fang, when will you two be together?"

Well, this young man is a fan of Su Murin.

At the same time, he is also a fan of Fangbei.

Then he became a glorious Fang Su CP party.

............

"Ah sneeze——! Ah sneeze——!" Fang Bei rubbed his nose, "Which thief wants to harm me?"

Anyway, it's not a new movie coming out today, why are there still people talking about themselves?

Rubbing his nose again, he gave Su Murin, who had just come off the stage, a complimenting look.

The eldest lady gave a gentle look back.

There's no way, there are a lot of people here, and the eldest lady doesn't want to be exposed for the time being, so the two can only make eye contact secretly.

But one thing to say, it's quite exciting......

Putting aside the backstage matters for the time being, after a few dozen minutes, the director in the audience asked, "How many more programs are there?"

Zhang Luo looked at the program schedule and replied: "There are three more, and the last one is the usual "Unforgettable Tonight", and the first two are singing. One is a sketch directed by Xiao Fang himself, and he will also sing a new song in the sketch, this show is called "Keyboard Man".

Then the penultimate one, that is, the next show is also a song skewer, but a group of singers. I watched it during the rehearsal, and this is an ancient poem written by Xiao Fang himself, which is particularly amazing. ”

"Oh, ancient poetry?" said the director, "then you should listen to it." ”

He hadn't forgotten that there was a poet in Fang Bei's list of titles.

But that "Keyboard Man" ...... It won't be a problem again, right?

"Anyway, what are the ratings now?"

"Already...... More than thirty points......"