Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 7 Illusion

Wu Gang muttered and glued the car door, and Zhang Xiaoya reached out and waved it to directly restore the paper door.

Zhang Xiaoya said to Wu Gang: "Let me tell you, do you really think that I can buy a Lamborghini in the Yang World! Tell you, if you are in the future, I will let you experience the feeling of heaven. ”

Wu Gang trembled and said: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, eldest sister spares my life, after all, I am old and below..."

Before the latter sentence was finished, he was kicked into the car door by Zhang Xiaoya.

"So, the premise is that no one can stop me from talking, and so far there have been three people who can stop me from talking at will!"

Wu Gang whispered indignantly.

Lamborghini's speed seems to have become faster this time, and the scenery outside the window flashed, obviously extremely fast, and it was very likely to have exploded.

"Hey, if you drive like this, be careful of being caught by the traffic police!"

Wu Gang turned from babbling to yelling, Zhang Xiaoya glanced at Wu Gang and said: "I am now starting the ghost car mode, no one can hit us, and now we are air!"

Huang Meiling was surprised: "Oh my God, is it so magical, can I experience the feeling of being a ghost in advance?"

She looked out the window and wanted to do something super exciting, but was pulled by Shi Yuanhua, and he said solemnly: "This girl, please don't die casually." !”

Soon after getting into the car, Shi Yuanhua turned into a white cat again, and his cat paws were placed on Huang Meiling's arm, looking cuteΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·

Wu Gang smiled and said: "Little kitten, do you want this cute, did you rely on cuteness to succumb to ghosts before? That's still really cute, come and touch me." ”

Shi Yuanhua let out a cat meow and gave Wu Gang's hand a paw, Wu Gang blew his hand in pain, it hurt so badly, this ghost can really do it.

"You have to remember that as a cat, you have to have the consciousness of being a cat, obediently come over to me to touch, don't resist, otherwise, this is not a qualified cat, this is to be used to make cat soup drops, you know no, I don't know if it's it, I don't know if it's here, I don't know to come and let me touch it." ”

Wu Gang said without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and quickly stretched out his hand and touched Shi Yuanhua's body, it is not a cat, the shot is delicate and soft, no wonder so many people like to pet cats now, it feels great!

"It's here!"

Zhang Xiaoya parked the car in front of a school with an expressionless face, because the people in the back seat did not need to wear seat belts, therefore, Wu Gang directly hit his head on the back of Huang Meiling in front of him, Huang Meiling screamed, slapped Wu Gang's mouth and said: "You stupid, don't you know how to wear a seat belt when you get in the car!"

Wu Gang covered his mouth and said: "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I must wear a seat belt when I get in the car in the future, but I don't have a driver's license, why should I obey it, it's really too much!"

Zhang Xiaoya turned around and said, "It seems that you want to be with us in advance, it seems that our relationship is still quite deep!"

When Wu Gang heard this, he slipped off the lane: "Ha, I think too much, although I am handsome and chic, tall and mighty, but for you, I refuse, although you look like Lori, but in fact, who knows how old you lived, I don't want to be with you like this, even if you let me go through the back door in the underworld!"

Zhang Xiaoya screamed and ran out of Lamborghini, at this moment, she looked like a real black impermanence.

Wu Gang squinted at Zhang Xiaoya and said, ", the milk is fierce, it's quite cute, let my uncle hug me." ”

Anyway, she can't outrun Zhang Xiaoya, so it's better to take advantage of her verbally.

Then Wu Gang was very happy to be thrown over the shoulder by Zhang Xiaoya, the movements were smooth and in one go, and the standard was ten over-the-shoulder falls.

Wu Gang fell heavily to the ground, splashing a puff of dust, and said with a painful face: "Ah, it hurts, I feel that my waist is not working, it seems that I need to drink more kidney treasure to make up for my unbearable waist, ah, I am really old, can I no longer bear the burden? Old man, you are also suffering." ”

As he spoke, he struggled to stand up, rubbing his waist, just now, although Zhang Xiaoya didn't use all her strength, but she was black and impermanent, a ghost fairy, even if she didn't use all her strength, this power was enough for people to bear.

The security guard next to him was stunned to watch a man and a woman in Lamborghini perform an over-the-shoulder fall in front of him, and said in his heart that this is a rich man who came here to shoot a video when he was bored, and he was crazy.

Wu Gang looked at the entrance of this school, the big iron gate was very old, obviously some years old.

"This is the school, hello uncle, we heard that the building here is in disrepair, and we came to check it out to prevent any potential safety hazards from endangering the safety of students. ”

Wu Gang stepped forward and said these words to the security uncle seriously, and the security guard was stunned when he heard it, but he still let them in.

It's already half past four in the afternoon, and the students are no longer in school, even if they have any bad intentions, they won't have much impact, after all, have you seen the Lamborghini driver steal things from the school?

Wu Gang patted the dust on his body and waved his hand to make an OK gesture at a few people, and walked in first.

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang and said, "I didn't expect you to still have a set." ”

Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua walked at the back, after all, they have rich experience in catching ghosts, and they know that ghosts like to attack the last person, but it depends on that ghost who is so lucky to dare to step forward to provoke black and white impermanence.

The two of them are now hiding their aura, the purpose is to lure out the ghosts in the school and catch them, and then hand them over to Huang Meiling to finish up with a few poses.

Wu Gang walked in front and observed the school, although the campus looked old, but the building equipment should still be there, and the sun shining in the school garden gave people an extremely peaceful feeling.

"I heard that Boss Huang said that the ghost is a teacher who jumped off the building to commit suicide, because the student framed his innocence, so he died Mingzhi, after his death, he often caught lonely students in this school, and then put them in an abandoned classroom, endless lectures, until dawn disappeared, and it is said that everyone who was taught by Teacher Zhang became a dull-eyed nerd the next day. So, our goal now is to pretend to be a couple and then let Mr. Zhang show up. ”

Wu Gang said matter-of-factly, and hinted to Huang Meiling frantically.

He just graduated from college, and he is only twenty-three years old, although Huang Meiling is one year older than him, she is still very well maintained, on the surface, Wu Gang is more like an uncle.

"Aha, you actually said that I am an uncle, and I don't know who has a scruffy beard. ”

Wu Gang said such a sentence inexplicably, which made the four people behind him look sluggish, this guy suddenly came out with such a strange sentence, what the hell?

Zhang Xiaoya gestured to Shi Yuanhua, walked behind Wu Gang, and reached out to pat it.

Wu Gang turned around and said, "What are you doing? Are you going to play the kind of game where you have a sticker behind your back that says I'm a puppy? Wow, big sister, you're hundreds of years old, and you still play such a childish little game? Besides, even if you really stick a note behind my back, who will look at it now?"

Zhang Xiaoya was speechless, doesn't this guy have a little bit of pressure in his heart, in addition to the nonsense that has surpassed the chatterbox, he actually has no ability at all except that there is no household registration in the underworld.

Don't think that Wu Gang can hypnosis or anything like that, he just used a lot of saliva to shock the other party and lose his mind.

Wu Gang suddenly remembered something, he said: "This is a middle school, but to meet the college entrance examination, although they have finished school at half past four now, but the evening self-study still has to drop, and now at this point, the sun is still very abundant, do we have to wander around here until the students come to the evening self-study?"

Huang Meiling said: "Don't panic about this, we're just here to survey now, and we won't play until late at night." ”

Wu Gang nodded and said, "So, let's go out to eat something and sleep in the car, let's come over, and when the students come to study at night, they see us suspicious characters wandering around the campus, what if we call the police?"

Liang Lele said: "That's right, let's go out to eat something, I'll have a treat." ”

She didn't eat much at the buffet before, after all, so much food was completely eaten by Wu Gang, so she was still a little hungry now.

Wu Gang sneered: "Yes, I agree with Sister Liang's proposal, let's go out and finish eating beef noodles, just now when I was passing by, I saw a store selling beef noodles not far from the school." ”

Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua rolled their eyes together, didn't Wu Gang still have enough to eat? Could it be that he really had special abilities, such as rice buckets and the like?

After everyone walked around the school, Wu Gang still came forward to fool the security guard, and then quickly killed the noodle restaurant.

Sitting in the noodle restaurant, Liang Lele and Huang Meiling asked for a bowl of noodles and were just about to start, but they were stopped by Zhang Xiaoya, she said with a solemn expression: "We have fallen into a trap!"

She stood up, and she didn't know when a rifle appeared in her hand, and she yelled at the person who was eating noodles with this gun: "Don't move, hold your head in your hands, and be honest with me!"

Wu Gang said: "Ah, your behavior is a bit like a bandit, do you want to eat the overlord meal? ”

Liang Lele and Huang Meiling stood behind Zhang Xiaoya with panicked faces, and looked at Wu Gang with extremely disgusting eyes, is this guy so heavy-tasted, knowing that those noodles are all maggots, and they still eat it.

Wu Gang said vaguely: "So you don't understand, this is protein, super delicious, and it seems that we are now in the illusion of a certain big ghost, if we don't eat something, how can we deal with the next battle?"

Shi Yuanhua raised his pistol and said, "Come on, you're good to fight, you're full and stand aside and shout cheers for us!"

Wu Gang was shocked and said: "Wow, you can see this, it is worthy of being a hundred years of Bai impermanence, this insight is amazing, well, since this is the case, then I will come on!"

He looked at the noodle eaters around him floating in the air towards them, and raised his hands high and said: "Black and white impermanence, come on, you are the best, judging from the posture of your gun, you know that you must have been trained by the elite, look at you, come on! Two sisters come, let's stand behind them and cheer for them!"

Huang Meiling and Liang Lele shouted together in panic and anger: "Ask for face!!"