"So, the place we're going to is an old school? Tsk, it's scary, it's said that every school has some horror stories, let's go together then, after all, most schools are built on graveyards, Hiccup, I'll protect you when the time comes." ”

Wu Gang said while eating steak.

Liang Lele and Huang Meiling were stunned to see that Wu Gang could actually speak with a full mouth, could this guy even stop food?

Wu Gang finally swallowed the food in his mouth, and drank a large cup of sour plum soup with satisfaction: "So, let's finally come to the buffet? I feel like I don't have to worry about hunger for the next few days, thanks to the buffet provided by the two big guys of black and white impermanence. ”

Zhang Xiaoya muttered to herself: "Actually, I wanted to take you to a big dinner, but halfway through, I suddenly thought that you can't use common sense to judge, and taking you to a big dinner is likely to make my funds poor in the yang world, so I brought you to eat buffet, but I didn't expect that I really chose the right one." ”

The waiter next to him kept a polite smile and said, "This gentleman, you are almost running out of food here, may I ask, do you need anything else?"

He said that it was the first time he had met such a person who could eat, and this guy was so mad that he was like he had been hungry all his life, and he ate only a few pieces of chicken legs in the store.

Although some of the people who came to the buffet voluntarily left the venue after running out of food, the look in their eyes told the waiter that they would never come back to the restaurant in the future.

What kind of self-service store can be eaten up by one person, when this is a novel?

However, the waiter glanced at the beautiful woman sitting on the side a few times, it was really beautiful, could it be that this strong man who could eat was eating all the food in the store by virtue of his beautiful food?

Wu Gang swallowed a piece of steak again and said, "Ah······ I'm full, do you have any cigarettes, after a meal, a cigarette race over the living fairy, by the way, Xiaoshi, do you have a cigarette, look at how big you look, you must like to smoke very much, give me a smoking, ah, my cigarettes are all smoked, and the boss doesn't pay my salary, so I don't have money to buy cigarettes until now, so uncomfortable. ”

Shi Yuanhua said angrily: "Where can you tell that I am five big and three thick, I am clearly a man, okay, look at the bubble meat on your body, although you can't see it when you put it on, but when you take off your clothes, it's like a big fat pig!"

Wu Gang squinted at Shi Yuanhua and said: "Let me tell you, don't insult Marshal Tianpeng, OK? Haven't you heard of the general's belly? I call it the general's belly, what kind of bubble meat, I have no eyesight, how did you pass the black-and-white impermanence exam in the underworld, is it cheating? Or do you rely on selling your soul? Remember, I don't call this bubble meat, I call it the general's belly!"

As a result, Shi Yuanhua trembled and handed over the cigarette: "That's right, you see that you are so handsome, how can there be no cigarettes on your body, since ancient times, men love to smoke, you look at those peerless handsome guys who have fascinated thousands of boys and girls, that is not to set off their aura through cigarettes, so ah, you still have to learn more, you know no, you see that you don't have a girlfriend until now, and you don't smoke much at a glance." ”

Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang coldly and said: "You smoke more, we will help you reduce a few more strokes in the book of life and death, when the time comes, you will hang up by yourself, but it's none of our business, we advised you not to smoke, don't worry, your buddies in the underworld will take good care of you, you can be a storyteller on Meng Po's side." ”

Wu Gang took a big sip violently, spit out two weird smoke rings and said: "Aha, it doesn't matter, do you think you can't find my household registration in the underworld, what does it mean? I must be a character with a great background, even if I hang up in the future, it must be a soul immortal." But I actually don't approve of smoking, because no one is as good as me, wah. ”

Huang Meiling, Liang Lele and Zhang Xiaoya glanced at each other, and nodded affirmatively together, and then the three of them shot together.

Liang Lele pressed Wu Gang on the table, completely blocked his mouth with the remaining food, and then Huang Meiling dragged Wu Gang to the ground and ran away. Zhang Xiaoya quickly ran outside the store to start the car, took Wu Gang up, and walked away in the dust.

Wu Gang muttered, chewed the food in his mouth vigorously, and smoked a few puffs of cigarettes from time to time, looking at the scenery on the side of the road.

"Ah, I finally swallowed it, I didn't expect that I only graduated a few days ago, and then I went back to school, although it was a middle school, but it was not bad, after all, the highest level of middle school, but the university, so ah, am I considered a revisit?

Huang Meiling glanced at Wu Gang speechlessly, and wanted to threaten Wu Gang with the trick of deducting wages, and then saw that Wu Gang fell into deep thought.

Great, let him talk to the voice in his head, I don't want to let the atmosphere that is gradually becoming terrifying be swept away, so let's be in a daze!

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang carefully, and began to discuss with Liang Lele how to create a terrifying atmosphere.

Wu Gang stopped talking to himself, he seemed to think of something, and suddenly said: "It's daytime, and the haunted middle school we are going to doesn't seem to have reached the point of being abandoned, right? Wouldn't we be driven out by the security guards if we go now? Moreover, even if there are real ghosts, your cameras don't seem to be able to show the ghosts, right? So do you want to be like those anchors, just say a few words by yourself, and then imitate the movie, and just broadcast the whole process live?"

Liang Lele said: "We have thought of this for a long time, and although you appear in a-like way, you are still black and white after all, the real one, so I want to ask you to ·······"

Wu Gang stared at Liang Lele, waved his hand at her and said, "I said, have you made a mistake, I am their leader, you can't ignore me like this, tell me if you have any problems, and I will help you solve them." That little history, hurry up and turn on a light or something for Liang Lele, so that her camera can shoot ghosts, and don't worry about what will be exposed, anyway, what people are watching is just a thrill, as for whether it's a real ghost or something, they don't care at all, understand? Understand then add some spells to this camera for me. ”

Shi Yuanhua stretched out his hand to block Wu Gang's mouth, then took the camera and cast a spell on it: "This is the divine eye method, which was originally used to deal with ghosts with stealth ability, but you want many people to see it, so I added it to the camera, so that the situation that the ghost cannot be photographed is solved, you're welcome." ”

He showed a charming smile, it would be perfect if he lined up Wu Gang who was dancing next to him.

Wu Gang struggled and said: "Did you find out that you don't have a girlfriend, so you want to talk about one in the yang world?" I tell you, don't dream, your one is no longer popular in the yang world, and now the girl is very precious, if you do this, believe it or not, I will let the author send you a box lunch!"

Shi Yuanhua's face turned red, and he directly pressed Wu Gang and said: "Your uncle, I have listened to your little boy since I was a child, and I want to teach you a good lesson today!"

He grabbed Wu Gang's wrist and pulled it hard, Wu Gang shouted in pain: "Bastard, what are you going to do to my girlfriend! Have you reached this point! Don't be like this, keep your mighty and handsome image of Bai Wuchang! This is a loss of image, you should restore it quickly, don't make a fuss like a child!"

Wu Gang struggled, but Shi Yuan incarnated into a white impermanence, and his power was also very great, yes, it was pure physical power. It would be strange if Wu Gang could get rid of it.

Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang who could brag even like this, he couldn't bear it, is this guy's mouth and body two different things?

Zhang Xiaoya was noisy and said impatiently: "Don't make trouble, I'm driving, be careful of accidents." ”

Wu Gang shouted: "Yes, the traffic law can't affect the driver's driving, don't you understand this truth? Stop, don't make trouble like a bear kid anymore, you are hundreds of years older than me, big brother! Uncle! Oh, I'm so uncomfortable, you still want to treat my girlfriend like this, isn't this a hat for me, oh my God, I haven't even talked about love, I was cuckolded, so sad! Let go of my object! Bastard!"

Shi Yuanhua let go with a disgusted face, and he began to regret doing such a thing to Wu Gang's hand.

Wu Gang rubbed his wrist and said: "That's right, you see my hand, how white, how strong and powerful, it is my unicorn arm, in case I encounter something like a hero saving beauty, I can use it to go out to save the beauty of heroes, so, this must not be done again, this is the best friend of most men!"

As he spoke, he slammed his fist into the car door, as if to show off how strong his fist was.

Then, the door was knocked off·····

Wu Gang finally fell into silence by himself, Zhang Xiaoya silently parked the car on the side of the road, and everyone in the car stared at Wu Gang and did not speak.

"Well, this, look, my unicorn arm is so powerful, it can knock the car door away with just a light punch, just ask everyone here who can do it!"

Black and white impermanence Zhang Xiaoya raised her hand with Shi Yuanhua and said, "I!"

Liang Lele and Huang Meiling also said: "We can too." ”

"Nonsense, you two girls can punch the car door away, really brag and don't pay taxes, so I said, you little girls are superficial, you should pretend to be pitiful, let the man do this kind of hard work, so, what confidence do you have to knock the car door away?"

Wu Gang finally said the question in his heart, which is the point.

Everyone pointed to the fallen car door on the side of the road and said, "Because, this is papier-mâché ·····."

Wu Gang shouted: "Damn, don't talk about such a terrible thing at night! Eh, I mean a certain space time, but this is very scary, Comrade Xiaoya, you tell me how you made the paper car so real, what kind of spell, please be sure to teach me, this is definitely a love artifact!!!"