Shanghai.

Outside the Xinyuan community.

Rub, yes, it's a big deal

Just made a deal last month, and today the customer unsubscribed again, Tang Kai depressedly kicked the trash can next to him, a pain came, and he held his feet and screamed, touched the ten Huaxia coins on his body, and looked at a braised beef ramen restaurant in front of him.

"Boss, come to a bowl of scallion oil noodles and add more noodles!"

The boss looked at him impatiently and said, "Nine dollars."

"Huh~" After eating the noodles, the soup residue was not left, touched the ID card, and saw the "Starlight Internet Cafe" Fortunately, I just charged a hundred yuan two days ago, and played the "Huaxia Alliance" to choose my favorite auxiliary profession, shouting "Acciba!" "Control the opponent's hero to move, lose two, boring, throw the keyboard, return the card, and prepare to go home.

("Assiba" is a spell that turns on the soul function)

Looking at the annoying night, battery cars and cars are whistling by, which is really annoying, at this time, there is still a dog blood Korean drama on the commissary next to the two people kissing on TV, mud, there are people on the opposite road performing kissing, looking at the cans on the ground, and kicked it angrily, smashed it between the mouths of the two, Tang Kai twisted his head to the side, pretending to be a passerby!

returned to the dormitory and opened the door, and glanced at the decadent teenager next to him playing games, looking in his twenties, about the same age as himself, looking older than himself, this person is a waste, walked to the bathroom and looked at his toothbox without toothpaste, Tang Kai smoked a cigarette and shouted: "Huzi, use your toothpaste."

Zhou Hu was busy operating in his hands, and shouted "Well!" in response.

Tang Kai sat on the toilet, holding a tissue to support his head, thinking that today's order explosion was really a fucking cheat!

Tang Kai lay on C and watched Zhou Hu still playing League of Legends, this operation has to be said, it is really brainless! I only know hard resistance, there is no operability at all, and said: "Huzi, you are really boring to play meat, if you want to play, you can play assist, you can control others, how cool."

Zhou Hu stared intently at the computer, didn't bother to pay attention to him, and said, "Go! You know a basket!".

"Cut! You know!" Tang Kai pursed his lips, stretched his waist, felt very bored, idle nothing, flipped through his mobile phone and clicked on the "Huya Live", after opening my attention, the professional players who had been collected before appeared, clicking on their videos, and watching other professional players operate that slippery! I have already bowed to these gods thousands of times in my heart, and said to myself, "Well, this operation is good, and it would be wonderful to imagine that I could control other people's actions in reality!

Tang Kai was so sleepy that he was holding his mobile phone and playing the live broadcast, and fell asleep unconsciously, at this time, a soul-like thing floated in from the window of the dormitory and merged into Tang Kai's forehead.

In your sleep.

Tang Kai's eyes were dark, making people tremble, rubbing, I'm not blind, and said to himself, "Is this my dream?

At this time, a white shadow appeared in front of him with a faint glow, and made a gloomy voice: "Boy, do you want to be rich and handsome?

Can you stop talking nonsense? I want to go crazy every day, can I not want to? It's just that this situation is a bit unscientific, too unscientific! Tang Kai said in confusion, "Are you funny? Why don't you sleep in the middle of the night? Pretending to be a ghost."

Bai Ying ignored him, a hole appeared in the middle of his body, and continued, "If you want to get all this, just put your hand in, put your hand over!

"Soul control function on, mantra as mantra, Assi"

Tang Kai felt that this was really inexplicable, walked over suspiciously, put his hands in, and there was a coolness in his hands, feeling that this coolness was connecting his forehead through his own hands, wiping, isn't this to hook my soul?

Tang Kai's body on C straightened his teeth and claws, rubbing, why can't his body move? Hurry up! Clenched his hands into fists, raised his head suddenly, and hit his head on the C beam.

Hell yes!

Oh my God, he's crushed!

After a while, Tang Kai thought for a while and said, "It should be that I watched the live broadcast too much yesterday and brought the game to sleep" yawned, and after brewing for a while, he fell down and fell asleep again, this time it was okay, but he didn't dream.

He Tang Kai, 21 years old! Graduated from junior high school! Work in sales internship! Average height! Looks okay! No deposit! I've been playing games for a few years!

Day 2!

I slept so soundly, Tang Kai was dizzy and turned on his mobile phone, and said, "! It's ten o'clock! It's over! It's over!" Thinking that I would be scolded by that thing later, I spit on a bunch of stars, wipe, it feels really disgusting.

Hurry up C, don't wash your face and brush your teeth, rummage through the cabinets, hurriedly go downstairs, don't eat breakfast, and hurriedly run to the company with a shoulder bag.

"Lianjia real estate company" is not large, the boss is called Wanxing, rented three office rooms of about 100 square meters in the entrepreneurial square, divided into three departments, mainly through the customer contact information provided by the sales center, to touch the customer to buy profits, Tang Kai is in the three departments, the newly opened department.

Firm.

Tang Kai is wearing a suit today with fibers on it, and the pants are standard tight and leisurely pants, uh! This butt is a little rounded, with sneakers on his feet, and he is facing a glass outside, looking at the mirror as a whole, well, yes, but the forehead is a little too broad, and in general, it is still human-like.

The front desk of the company is about 20 years old, very beautiful, slim and charming... The girl with a peach blossom face was crackling and typing in front of the computer, her eyes glanced at the figure outside the door, and saw that it was Tang Kai, this thing was grinning on the door, Qiu Lan minimized the computer dialog box, got up and went over, and opened the door for him.

Tang Kai entered the door, looked at this beautiful face, leaned over a little more, and could smell the faint fragrance coming from her mouth in his nose!

This guy didn't brush his teeth again, Qiu Lan covered his nose and took a step back, and said, "Inside, just returned to the office! Why do you say you're late again? It's been four or five times a month, and if you do this again, you will leave sooner or later." ”。

"Okay, okay, daughter-in-law, I know you can't bear me" Tang Kai laughed, turned around and walked to his seat in a panic.

Qiu Lan scolded softly in the back, "Die, who is your daughter-in-law!"

Tang Kai tiptoed to his seat, his heart hung on the ground, "Oh, no, why didn't the phone ring today?" Took it out of his trouser bag, the phone was out of battery! Glancing at the Android charger plugged in the plug-in board next to him, Chen Cheng in front of the plug-in board was making a phone call passionately, he was two years older than himself, and he was more attentive than himself.

After a while, Tang Kai saw that Chen Cheng was about to dial the next number, so he hurriedly reached out and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Old Chen, use the charger."

"Take it yourself!" Chen Cheng glanced at him, turned around again, and started to call again.

Ma Chao, who is only twenty-three years old, has a good eloquence! At a young age, he has become the head of this department, opened the door, looked at the sales office area with great force, looked at Tang Kai's seat, and suddenly! A nameless fire broke out in his heart! He walked over and shouted, "Come into the office!"

Tang Kai followed into the supervisor's office and said that he was not nervous, it was fake! No way, he still had to go, reacted, and closed the door with a snap.

"This guy is going to be unlucky again"

"yes, yes~"

"It's been a few times this month."

The other colleagues stopped talking and turned their heads to each other.

In the office, the atmosphere was tense, Tang Kai's eyes were staring hard at his feet, and he wiped his face again and again, this guy deserves to be a supervisor, and he can really spray if he misses two teeth!

"Tell me about you, with such a work attitude, do you still want to become a regular? Look at you, you've been here for three months, and you haven't even made any achievements, and if you continue like this, you'll roll up and leave by yourself!" the supervisor was obviously angry.

"Director, didn't I make a deal two days ago?" don't you know..."Tang Kai explained a little weakly.

"What do you call a deal? Let me ask you, the unit price is 20,000 yuan, and you discount the unit price to the customer at 18,000 yuan, and you still have the face to say that the transaction is made?" Ma Chao slammed the case on the table.

Tang Kai knew the price, so he still took it and looked at it, as for it? With such a big fire, don't you also make money when you fold it down, can't you make less money? He said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, supervisor, I didn't see the price clearly last time, I'm anxious, pay attention next time, pay attention next time."

"And what's the matter with being late this morning?"

"Traffic jam on the road!"

"What does the traffic jam do to keep you walking? You can still buy a car? the next life!" the supervisor was a little thirsty, picked up the water glass, felt a little hot, and blew it with his mouth.

Hey, when I heard this, Tang Kai felt a little angry in his heart, can I afford to buy a car to take care of your balls! What can you do if you buy it? Don't make me angry, otherwise the unit price will not be 20% off next time, something happened? Hmph! Big deal with me......

Resign! Don't do it! Leave!

You are still drinking water, looking at his hand holding the water cup and his mouth with two missing teeth, Tang Kai instantly felt evil thoughts in his heart, and silently recited in his heart, "Asi! Burn you, burn you, burn you, burn you toothless goods!".

Suddenly, a devilish voice came to mind: "Today's soul control is successful!"

Ma Chao slammed the water glass, scalded it to a screak, and fanned his hand hard at the side of his mouth, Tang Kai wanted to laugh, but when he found that it was not suitable and held it back, his nose gasped hard.

Ma Chao haha, and hurriedly waved his hand, "Get out!

Refreshing!

It's so grandma's cool!

Tang Kai sat in front of the phone in a good mood, and thought about the situation just now, the voice... Suddenly, he moved the seat with his legs, ran to the door and looked at her eyes in front of Qiu Lan, muttering "Axi, kiss me, kiss me...", but the bird did not react.

Qiu Lan saw this guy babbling the scriptures, he was really a little nervous, and shouted lightly, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Tang Kai found that he was indeed a little embarrassed, and said, "Oh, it's okay, I miss you in my heart, so I will come to see you, I wonder if you miss me?"

"Sick!"

Tang Kai walked back to his seat, thinking about Ma Chao's appearance, that relieved of his anger! The mood was extremely comfortable, and even looking at the sunlight outside the window behind him felt extremely warm, no matter what kind of situation he was, he was really enjoyable just now! The next time he showed off his might to me, I would just take his water cup and splash it, it was a big deal to leave! Thinking of this, I couldn't help but slap the table with a "bang!"

The others were startled by the sudden movement, and they were shocked to see what a nervous thing this guy was, and sighed that the Creator was really amazing, and went back to work.

Ma Chao walked out of the office at this time, stood in front of the performance board, looked at it with satisfaction, turned around and shouted, "Everyone, let go of the work in hand, I will announce something!"

The group sparsely stopped working and looked at him with their eyes open.

Ma Chao said majestically, "Last quarter, our department won the first place in the performance of the entire love family, and Mr. Wan specially instructed that everyone's basic salary be upgraded to the next level, including the front desk!" After a pause, he glanced at Tang Kai and continued, "Tang Kai has no performance, the internship period is to be determined, and the salary will not be raised for the time being!"

"Yay!"

"Long live Mr. Wan!

The crowd cheered~

Tang Kai's heart was half cold, cut, what's the big deal, when I become a leader one day, I will give whoever is pleasing to the eye a raise!

After Ma Chao finished speaking, he went back to the office with his hands behind his back, and the others also began to call with a hundred times more energy.

Evening.

Lianmin Supermarket.

Tang Kai was in a terrible mood, alas, the salary was not enough to spend, and there was no money to go to the restaurant, so he had no choice but to carry a red cloth bag around the vegetable area, find some preferential promotions and buy it back and let his roommates help pick it up, and he would get through the days.

Qiu Lan was in a good mood today, and after raising her salary, she wanted to make a good meal to treat herself, so she put all kinds of spices and a small bag of meat foam into a plastic bag and came to the vegetable area.

Tang Kai saw Qiu Lan, spit and wiped his hair, walked over and said, "Lan Lan, what a coincidence, you also came to buy vegetables?"

Qiu Lan saw that it was him, so he said perfunctorily, "Uh-huh, yes, you also came to buy vegetables?

Tang Kai saw that the momentum was good, picked the back of his head, and exerted his braggart skills again, and boasted with a smile, "Yes, I usually like to cook by myself, what palace fried chicken, mapo tofu, I can easily bring these home-cooked side dishes, but ~ the signature dishes of star hotels are not very good."

"Well, yes, men who can cook are good men" Qiu Lan was speechless, she really didn't want to stay any longer, so she responded casually.

Tang Kai couldn't hold it back, this is the rhythm of praising me as a good man, rub! I can't see that Lan Lan is still so graceful and subtle! It seems that I have a good impression in her heart! With a roll of his eyes, he just saw a vegetable, which looked pretty good, and was quite big, so he dragged Qiu Lan.

Tang Kai pointed to the vegetable and said, "Lan Lan, you see that green vegetable is growing well, the vegetables and fruits are growing so big, it is good to fry and eat."

Qiu Lan looked at the past, why is this guy so funny? Broccoli can be said to be greens, well, I am in a good mood today, and the excitement of the salary increase has not been digested, this guy is still so funny, ouch laughed at me, looked at Tang Kai, and said with a smile on his face, "Well, yes, that green vegetable is really good."

Qiu Lan really didn't want to insult her IQ anymore, so she said, "What's that, I'm still going home and cooking, let's talk again in the company tomorrow."

Tang Kai was very happy in his heart, this is a good start, let's talk about it tomorrow? Is this to continue to develop with me? Quickly replied, "Okay, then we can talk again tomorrow, every day."

Qiu Lan couldn't stand it anymore, and hurriedly ran away with her things.

Tang Kai was extremely excited in his heart, and said, "The girl is really thin-skinned, Lan Lan, why are you shy? Sooner or later, we won't be able to confess to each other, haha?"

Turning around, he pointed to the dish, "Boss, pack that dish for me, whole it! And that lotus root, don't cut it, break your hand, pack it whole! And what... Load!"

Dormitory.

Tang Kai felt that he had seen the pinnacle of his life.

Haha, cool! That smile, cool! She must like me, cool! looked in the mirror, bared her teeth, a handsome word! Cool!

Zhou Hu looked at the goods carrying the vegetables, smirked, panicked, and hurriedly shouted, "Don't look in the mirror, what are you smiling at? Don't cook!"

"You do!"

"Why didn't you do it?"

"I won't"

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