Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 21 Xiu'er
When Zhang Xiaoya returned from the underworld, she saw two pandas.
The two of them watched the movie all night, looking at the extended version of the Lord of the Rings that was still playing, Zhang Xiaoya fell into deep thought.
So, how did they manage to go without going to the toilet for so long?
Wu Gang glared at Zhang Xiaoya and said, "Ah, I'm back, then we'll go to bed and leave breakfast for you, you can eat it while it's hot." β
He kicked Shi Yuanhua off the sofa with one kick, and he was alone and fell into a deep sleep.
Shi Yuanhua didn't get up and pulled Wu Gang down, he was already asleep on the blanket.
Zhang Xiaoya looked at the steaming soup dumplings on the table, smiled, helped them adjust their sleeping appearance, covered them with blankets, and went to eat.
Liang Lele and Huang Meiling, the two girls, watched the sky shine and finally fell asleep.
Neither of them slept well all night, and after a while they had nightmares and then woke up scared.
After waking up, I couldn't sleep, so I could only play with my mobile phone until I couldn't hold it anymore, and the sun just came out, so I could sleep with confidence.
Shi Yuanhua got up after sleeping for less than ten minutes, he stood up and walked in front of Zhang Xiaoya and said, "Let's go." β
Zhang Xiaoya finished eating the soup dumplings, wiped her mouth and said, "Hey, it's really troublesome, I've only been back for less than a few minutes." β
Shi Yuanhua said with a smile: "No way, you have to guard this guy to prevent the devil from coming to harm him, it's daytime, and the god of the day is guarding the Quartet, and he has to weigh it if he wants to make trouble during the day." β
Zhang Xiaoya chuckled: "Seriously, why don't you let this guy know that you are a disciple of Shushan, it's okay to teach him some martial arts for self-defense." β
Shi Yuanhua glanced at the sleeping Wu Gang and said: "Forget it, when he knew that we were black and white impermanence to protect him, he hugged our thighs and begged us to teach us spells. β
Zhang Xiaoya said: "Haha, he will definitely do this, although he is now thinking of traveling everywhere, but there is no danger in the places he is going to, if he knows that there is still a real Xiu, it is estimated that he will run to those dangerous areas." Our workload is bound to get bigger. β
Shi Yuanhua nodded, and reached out to add a thunder array to Wu Gang's body to prevent any messy monsters from hurting him.
After doing all this, they opened the portal to Hades and went to Hades.
The sun was moving slowly, and as soon as Wu Gang woke up, he saw the sunlight shining in through the curtains, and he looked at the sky, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon.
Wu Gang got up slowly, stretched his waist, walked to the room where Liang Lele and Zhang Xiaoya were sleeping, gently pushed the door open, and saw that the two girls were still asleep.
"I'm still sleeping, forget it, I won't wake you up, I'm going to go out for a walk, I watched a movie all night yesterday, it's really enjoyable, but I still have to fill my stomach first, I haven't eaten for a day, it's really an unhealthy lifestyle." β
He muttered to himself, turned and pushed the door open and walked downstairs.
It was already rush hour, and the streets seemed to be very lively, Wu Gang wandered around to see if there were any shops he wanted to eat.
After Zhang Xiaoya came back from the underworld, Shi Yuanhua was gone, Wu Gang was a little bored for a while, he walked on the street talking to himself like this, and he always felt that someone looked at him with strange eyes.
Wu Gang didn't care about these gazes, it was the first time he encountered a situation where Zhang Xiaoya and the two were not there, and he didn't know what to do.
He found a random shop, went in and ate a bowl of fried rice, and then ran to the bathhouse for a bath.
Anyway, he had made a lot of money helping his parents do sales before, and he still had twenty or thirty thousand yuan in his hand.
As for why she worked for Huang Meiling, it was mainly because of interest.
His biggest dream is to travel around and see the beauty of the world.
And it would be even better if there was a girl with you on the way.
As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together, and the same is true for travel.
Anyway, Huang Meiling is the anchor, if you go to a place with good scenery, you can also make some money by the way, it is really a good thing.
Jingle bells!
"Mom, what's the matter?"
Wu Gang picked up the phone, and when he looked at the time, it was already more than seven o'clock in the evening.
"Wu Gang, your distant cousin knows that you are traveling, she wants to come with you, where are you? β
Mother Wu said gloatingly.
Wu Gang suddenly remembered the fear of being dominated by his cousin, when he was very young, his cousin deleted the game account he had been playing for a long time!
The equipment full of kryptonite breath, but Wu Gang saved a lot of money to buy it!
Wu Gang rolled his eyes and said, "That, Mom, I'm in Quanlin City!"
Quanlin City is three hours away by plane from his city.
Let that bear kid play by herself, I'm not in the mood to spend time with her!
A smile appeared at the corner of Wu Gang's mouth, which could be regarded as avenging the revenge of the year.
He took out a cigarette and smoked it, turned around and walked towards Liang Lele's house.
A hand slapped on Wu Gang's shoulder.
Wu Gang's expression changed, and he ran away.
Recently, he was chased out by that female ghost, and with the fight in the elevator before, it was impossible to say that he was not afraid.
It's just that Wu Gang's way of venting his emotions is also to speak, so everyone thinks that he is not afraid at all.
This person is Wu Gang's cousin, Wu Xiu'er,
Wu Xiu'er shouted: "Cousin, why are you running so fast!"
When Wu Gang heard this, he immediately ran even faster!
It's not clear what kind of personality my cousin has, she eats a lot and is not fat, she is very good at reasoning with her fists, and Huang Meiling is a virtue.
Wu Xiu'er saw her cousin running so fast, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she also ran away, bringing a gust of wind.
Wu Gang only felt a gust of wind coming behind him, as if he was going to blow himself away, and secretly hated that he should have exercised more before.
The strong desire to survive stimulated his potential, and Wu Gang once again showed his speed when he was in the ghost realm.
On the street, Wu Gang ran wildly like a debtor, and he was being chased by the creditor Wu Xiuer at this time.
Maintaining this speed, Wu Gang only ran for six minutes, and his legs fell to the ground with weakness.
He almost threw up, and recently he was always exercising vigorously, which made him feel a little overwhelmed by his physical strength.
This is the end of no exercise, you can't run.
Wu Xiu'er looked at Wu Gang and squinted her eyes and smiled: "Yo, cousin, I haven't seen you all these years, you are running faster!"
Wu Gang glared at the dead fish and said: "Cousin, let me tell you, as a big man, I am letting you, I am running first in the school sports competition, just now I was just testing your running ability to see if there is any regression, you know? I am doing this for your good, otherwise you will not be able to escape from danger in the future." So, why don't you pull your cousin up, really, not a lady at all. β
Wu Xiu'er smiled slightly, and gently reached out and poked a small hole in the wall next to herΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·
Wu Gang was shocked and said: "What a hard finger, my God, where have you been all these years, Liancheng is like this, how can you marry in the future! I told you, you have to be a lady, I didn't expect that, after I went to college, you won't listen to my brother, my brother is really heartbroken. β
Wu Xiu'er smiled and said, "Cousin... Haven't you been practicing hard qigong for a long time? Do you want me to help you continue training?"
The so-called hard qigong in her mouth was that after the two of them watched the movie before, Wu Gang complained that the hard qigong was exaggerated to such an extent, and this was heard by her cousin who was learning martial arts, and she was unhappy, so she used all the moves she had just learned on Wu Gang.
Wu Gang, as an "ordinary person" who has not exercised, is certainly not his cousin's opponent, and black and white impermanence said that it is not good to meddle in this kind of thing at all, after all, it is a family, and there is no reason to meddle at all.
In this way, my cousin beat Wu Gang hard under the pretext of helping Wu Gang practice hard qigong.
Wu Gang was very unlucky, he couldn't outrun his cousin, especially after taking off the weight jacket, which was as fast as a little cheetah.
Wu Gang said smartly: "Forget it, no need, why is my cousin here this time?"
He just couldn't figure it out, why the city was so big, and he met his unlucky cousin so coincidentally!
Wu Xiu'er said: "My aunt told me, that you are in Quanlin, but now you tell me, what is this place?"
Wu Gang said with a bitter face: "Xuanwu City, it only takes fifteen stations to get from here to my house." β
Wu Xiu'er looked at Wu Gang and said, "Cousin, let me explain, why did you tell your aunt that you were in Quanlin?
Wu Gang said righteously: "No, I'm going to Quanlin, and I've already booked a ticket for tomorrow!"
Wu Xiu'er smiled and said, "Stop, your mouth deceives gods, but you can't fool me." β
She sniffed Wu Gang's clothes and said, "Yo, perfume, when did you know how to dress up, cousin?"
Wu Gang spread his hands and said, "No, you pull me up first." β
Wu Xiu'er stretched out her hand and pulled Wu Gang up, her arm looked quite thin, but it was effortless to push and pull Wu Gang up so big, worthy of being a woman who had practiced martial arts for many years.
Wu Gang looked at Wu Xiu'er in surprise and said, "I haven't seen you for a long time, your kung fu has improved a lot." β
Wu Xiu'er said: "No, it's far worse than my master, he is a martial arts champion! Cousin, after so many years, why don't you exercise?"
Wu Gang said: "I have exercise, you see that I am not fat or thin now, this is the proof of my exercise." β
Wu Xiu'er said disdainfully: "Really, what about you?"
Wu Gang waved his hand and said: "Man, start a career first and then start a family, don't worry about this kind of thing!"
Wu Xiu'er said something that made Wu Gang sad.
"I said you have to talk less, talk less, you are a big man who talks more than girls, and you haven't found a partner yet, and you are still pretending to be garlic with me here, is it interesting?"