Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 22 It has nothing to do with you
When Liang Lele opened the door, she saw a girl.
This girl is slim and elegant, and she has the demeanor of a lady.
But she exuded a thrilling temperament, and Liang Lele had a feeling of facing a warrior in a trance.
This girl doesn't seem to be an ordinary person.
Liang Lele sighed in his heart, but saw Wu Gang behind this girl.
Wu Gang walked out from behind Wu Xiu'er with a smile, pointed at her and said, "My cousin, Wu Xiu'er." ”
Liang Lele looked at Wu Gang and said, "Uh... You know, we've only known each other for a few days. ”
Wu Gang said ashamedly: "I know, but if she doesn't leave, I can't help it." ”
Liang Lele said in surprise: "Your words seem to have become less." ”
Wu Gang said with a bitter face: "Actually, I also want to say more, but I can't help it when I meet my cousin." ”
He stretched out his arm to Liang Lele, and there were five red marks on it.
Wu Gang said: "She pinched it, do you believe it or not." ”
Liang Lele fell into silence, this Wu Xiu'er had a lot of grip.
Wu Xiu'er stretched out her hand with a smile and said, "Hello Sister Liang, I heard Wu Gang talk about you on the road, and you are really beautiful." ”
Liang Lele said politely: "Thank you, let's go into the house and sit." ”
She brought Wu Xiu'er into the house, gave Wu Gang a blank look, and motioned to Wu Gang with her eyes, this guy doesn't even want to sleep on the sofa tonight.
Wu Gang fell into deep thought, was he finally going to start sleeping on the floor!
Liang Lele is also the first time in her life that there are so many people in the house, she is a supernatural anchor and has no friends.
She smiled and pointed to the TV and said, "You can watch it casually, if you are bored, there is also wireless Internet here, you can play games." ”
Wu Xiu'er nodded and said obediently: "Thank you, Sister Liang." ”
She looked at Liang Lele's computer and said, "Sister Liang is the anchor?"
Liang Lele smiled: "Yes, Wu Gang didn't tell you about it?"
Wu Xiu'er's eyes lit up and said, "My cousin is like a withered branch when he sees me, he doesn't want to say a word, he just introduces you very succinctly." ”
Liang Lele glared at Wu Gang and said, "Let's cook." ”
Huang Meiling walked out of the house at this time, she looked at Wu Gang and said, "Yo, are you back?" It's eight o'clock, tell me how you solved your dinner?"
Wu Gang said with a bitter face: "I just went out to take a shower, do you believe it?"
Huang Meiling said with a smile: "Do you think I believe it or not, although we have only been together for a week, I already know what kind of character you are." ”
She sniffed and said, "Yo, the food is not bad, isn't it Yangzhou fried rice?"
Wu Gang was shocked and said, "You smell all this? I also took a bath!"
Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang and said, "Have you heard a voice?"
Wu Gang didn't know why he said, "What?"
Huang Meiling pointed to her stomach and said, "It's hungry and complaining." ”
Wu Gang understood and said solemnly: "I'll go cook." ”
Liang Lele nodded and said, "The son can be taught." ”
Wu Gang shrugged his shoulders, turned around and walked to the kitchen, making two dishes and a pot of soup with the ingredients left over from the two girls yesterday.
The three girls were talking and laughing in the living room, and it seemed that they had become one.
Wu Gang didn't understand this kind of friendship between women, he didn't understand how these girls who didn't know him just now were talking and laughing now.
The rich aroma interrupted the girls' chat, and they all sniffed and smelled the vegetables.
"Xiu'er, how did your cousin's cooking skills come about?"
Liang Lele asked curiously, as a person who lives alone, she naturally has a special hobby for cooking.
After all, you can't order takeout every day, and the cost is too much.
Wu Xiu'er said with a smile: "My cousin loves to eat since he was a child, and then my uncle and aunt once wanted to exercise Wu Gang's ability, and as a result, my cousin made delicious dishes, and he could make dishes that were more delicious than his uncle and aunt when he first cooked, and his uncle and aunt naturally would not miss it, so he began to cultivate his cousin's cooking skills." Oh, by the way, my cousin sometimes helped my uncle buy a house, and I think you've seen that mouth of him. ”
Huang Meiling and Liang Lele nodded, this guy really has a lot of words, even if he doesn't speak, he can mix and match all kinds of strange songs.
Wu Gang hummed a song and put the dishes on the table, wiped his hands and said, "Come, eat." ”
He walked to the living room and lit a cigarette to smoke.
Liang Lele said speechlessly: "Smoke less, I don't have the smell of smoke here, as soon as you come, I feel that my previous efforts have been in vain." ”
Wu Gang said very politely: "Then I'll go to the balcony to smoke, Sister Liang." ”
Liang Lele nodded, and then couldn't wait to launch an attack on the dishes.
Huang Meiling and Wu Xiuer completely ignored the image of a lady at this time, holding a large piece of food and eating it in a big gulp.
Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya broke through the space and came to Liang Lele's house from the underworld.
They looked at the three girls who were feasting in surprise and said, "Yo! What are you eating, it's so fragrant." ”
Wu Xiu'er stopped the dishes and chopsticks, pointed to the black and white impermanence and said, "Don't you see, these two people came out of the wall!"
Huang Meiling said in surprise: "Don't you know? I thought you knew." ”
She felt that since Wu Xiu'er was Wu Gang's cousin, she should know about the existence of black and white impermanence, but looking at her now, she didn't know at all.
looks like a handsome girl, how can she accept such a poor ability?
Huang Meiling couldn't help but be proud of the fact that she had accepted the black and white impermanence setting in the first few hours.
"Cousin!"
Wu Xiu'er screamed, and Wu Gang hurriedly returned to the living room from the balcony and said, "What's wrong?"
Shi Yuanhua shrugged and said, "I thought your cousin should be able to accept us soon." ”
Wu Gang realized that before the impermanence of black and white was transformed into two cats, one white and one black, by his side, and his cousin didn't know that it was normal.
But now that black and white are impermanent, Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua dare to show their true bodies in front of people, but they just feel bored.
Anyway, if they don't want people to see it, no one else can see it.
But now that Wu Xiu'er has seen it, there is no need to forcibly hide it.
Wu Xiu'er was scared and said, "Cousin, who are the two of them?"
Wu Gang said very normally: "Black and white are impermanent, but you don't have to be afraid, the two of them belong to the kind of staff, not Fan Wusu and Xie Bi'an." ”
Zhang Xiaoya greeted Wu Xiu'er with a smile and said, "Hey, Xiu'er, is that you?"
Wu Xiu'er was scared: "It's not me." ”
Wu Gang said bluntly: "Oh, she is the black cat you used to play with when you were a child." ”
Wu Xiu'er was suddenly shocked and said, "I'm sorry." ”
Wu Gang looked at his cousin like this, and suddenly became playful, he didn't expect that his cousin was actually afraid of ghosts.
No, these two are not ghosts either, probably out of fear brought about by legends.
He said gloomily: "Cousin, let me tell you, the two of them are here to protect me, so if you are rude to me again in the future, I will..."
Wu Xiu'er didn't wait for Wu Gang to finish speaking, put down the dishes and chopsticks, got up and said respectfully: "Cousin, I was wrong, I won't bully you in the future." ”
Wu Gang was overjoyed in his heart, and it was really effective.
Who knew that Zhang Xiaoya said coldly: "It's okay, you still want to do it as usual, don't be afraid of us, although we are indeed here to protect Wu Gang, but if you think about it, we didn't make a move on Wu Gang like that you did to Wu Gang before." ”
Wu Xiu'er suddenly realized: "It's the same." ”
She looked at Wu Gang and said, "Cousin, is what this sister said right?"
Wu Gang said with a serious expression: "No, she's just lying to you, this ghost fairy is super bad, think about your previous anime, isn't it bad." Don't be fooled by her kind countenance. You have to know that the more good-looking people are, the more eyes they have. ”
He activated the Golden Voice skill, and his convincing level suddenly reached 100%.
Wu Xiu'er immediately believed Wu Gang's words, and said again: "Cousin, don't worry, I will definitely be a lady in the future, and I will never use you to practice martial arts." ”
Huang Meiling grabbed the last sentence and said, "Martial arts?"
Wu Xiu'er nodded and said: "I like to practice martial arts very much, I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, at that time, all the boys in my area were afraid of me, and my cousin looked rough and thick-skinned, so I had to find him to practice." ”
Liang Lele's eyes lit up and said, "That's great, do you want to join our studio?"
Wu Gang said with Wu Xiu'er: "What studio?"
Huang Meiling is worthy of being Liang Lele's friend for many years, she explained: "You think there are four of us, Wu Gang is in charge of photography, Xiu'er is in charge of live broadcasting with me, Lele is in charge of making videos, and setting up a studio can definitely make a lot of money." ”
Wu Xiu'er smiled: "Okay, I just graduated now, and I don't know what to do, so let's help Sister Liang's studio first." ”
Liang Lele stretched out his hand and said, "Welcome, welcome." ”
She has always been a person who shoots videos, edits videos, and writes copywriting, although she can make money, but it is very hard.
Now that there are three people to join her, she can step back into the background.
Liang Lele is a supernatural anchor, although she is dressed in a goth costume, she is already very tired.
often goes to those weird places to broadcast live, even if she is bold, she will be afraid.
Now that there are four of them, if you go to those terrible places to broadcast live, even if you don't make much money, at least you feel comfortable.
What's more, Wu Gang is still protected by black and white impermanence, even if there are really evil ghosts or something in the place he goes, there is no need to be afraid at all.
Wu Xiu'er seemed to ease up, she looked at Shi Yuanhua, and finally asked the question Wu Gang asked when he first saw black and white impermanence.
"That, is there a cultivation in this world?"
Wu Xiuer has been practicing martial arts since she was a child, and she is also very interested in this kind of thing.
Shi Yuanhua said embarrassedly: "Yes, yes." ”
Wu Xiu'er said excitedly: "That, great god, I can't find any cultivation sect now, can you teach me some spells first?"
Wu Gang interrupted Wu Xiu'er's speech and said: "Don't think about it, I also asked at the beginning, his return is a refusal, I can't learn, let alone you." ”
Zhang Xiaoya said with a smile: "I just have some spells here that are suitable for Xiu'er to practice, palm thunder and dragon steps, so I'll teach it to you." ”
Shi Yuanhua glanced at Zhang Xiaoya gratefully, he was a disciple of Shushan, if he really wanted to teach spells or something, he had to go through the permission of his master.
Wu Gang muttered: "Damn, it's too eccentric, I've been grinding for so many years, and I don't teach it." ”
When Zhang Xiaoya heard this, she looked at Wu Gang with a smile and said: "Okay, learn spells and endure hardships first, go run ten kilometers, and then one or three hundred, push-ups, sit-ups, squats, persist for a year, and I will teach you too." ”
Wu Gang was unconvinced: "Isn't this training muscles, what does it have to do with learning spells?"
Zhang Xiaoya replied calmly: "What does it have to do with you when I teach her?"