Chapter 412: Scholar Tang Bohu
Soon, the two sons of Washington, Hua Wu and Hua Wen, appeared.
These two sons are very aura when they appear, one always looks up, the other always bends over, but as soon as they appear, they make people feel an inexplicable sense of joy.
Tang Bohu walked into the study of the two sons very arrogantly, and even said that he had three no-does-one not to pour tea and water, two not to wash and sweep the floor, and three not to make beds and quilts!
"This is a scholar?"
Concubine Wu was about to burst out laughing.
"Isn't that the same as us?"
"So what the hell are you going to do?"
The two Washington brothers were very surprised.
"I'll ......"
Tang Bohu said very proudly: "I ...... can play the harmonica, play the jade flute, bubble girl, read small books, divination astrology, look at people's eyebrows, be suave, steal jade and steal incense!"
"Is it true?"
"Show your hands and take a look?"
The Fahrenheit brothers didn't believe it.
The audience is also very curious, because they know how powerful Tang Bohu is, and everyone has not forgotten that at the beginning of the movie, Tang Bohu painted the stunning world when he painted "The Eagle Spreads Its Wings and Swallows the World".
"How on earth did he conquer the Washington brothers?"
Unconsciously, all the audience has been attracted by the plot of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
Tang Bohu said: "Here...... I'm afraid it's inconvenient to demonstrate. β
"It's not that easy to fool us!"
"Then look at the two of us!"
Fahrenheit Bros. said.
"This ......" Tang Bohu showed a look of hesitation, and then suddenly slapped the table.
"If I'm not mistaken, the two of you should beβimbeciles!"
"Poof!"
Concubine Wu smiled and leaned back, this is too funny.
And then the more interesting plot is still to come, and the Hua brothers said something that makes people want to squirt rice even more: "You can see this?"
"This ......"
Everyone was scorched by this episode.
Concubine Wu can see that this is a serious movie at all, and you don't want to use your normal logic to measure this movie.
"Our brother is really impressed!"
Then the Hua brothers knelt down to Tang Bohu, directly worshiped Tang Bohu as the eldest brother, and promised to help him serve tea and pour water, wash and sweep the floor, make the bed and fold the quilt, which is exactly what Tang Bohu said before.
"This ????"
"What the hell?"
"It's a toxic plot. β
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Many people are powerless to complain about this plot, where is this Tang Bohu here to be the housekeeper, this is simply to be the uncle.
When did the family ask the young master to serve?
It can be said that this movie is really illogical and absurd, but this movie is really funny......
An even more absurd plot takes place later.
It can be said that this movie is not the most absurd, only more absurd.
The door was pushed open, and the teacher who taught the Fahrenheit brothers walked in.
The master is a middle-aged man, holding a white paper fan, with a mediocre bearing, with benevolence and elegance, seeing the Hua brothers kneeling on the ground, I can't help but ask why?
The Hua brothers said very naturally: "We are worshipping big brother!"
The teacher frowned when he heard this answer, obviously in his eyes, Tang Bohu was a small family, how could He De let the two sons worship the eldest brother.
"This old man looks like a normal person!"
"It's not easy to be a normal person. β
The audience felt that this movie finally came out with a normal person.
Of course, they are also very curious, how does Tang Bohu solve this teacher's difficulty?
Tang Bohu stood up and arched his hand and said, "I have no virtue and incompetence, it's just a joke!
All the audience were surprised, because Tang Bohu was very peaceful, which was not in line with his character at all.
At this time, the two brothers in Washington were behind the scenes.
The teacher frowned again and again: "Young man, you are competing with me for a job, which way are you on?"
"Huh?"
Tang Bohu was stunned when he heard this.
At the same time, the audience was stunned: "Which way?"
What are you going to do with this mess society?
The master put the folding fan away, pointed at Tang Bohu, and said: "This master is originally from Sanshui, and is now the chief Xixi of Washington, holding a white paper fan, which unit do you belong to?"
"I'm originally from Suzhou, and I'm currently a lost little scholar in Washington, with a pair of double-flowered big red sticks in front of the door!"
Tang Bohu is not weak in momentum.
"Bah, you're older than me?"
The master scolded, then took a big step back, spread out his clothes, and showed his breasts, and the master's chest was tattooed with a dragon.
"I'm a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right!"
The master pulled out a watermelon knife from behind his waist: "The old cow is on the waist, and the dragon's head is on the chest!"
Then, the master's watermelon knife was horizontal, and the whole person looked full of momentum and shocking.
"People block killing, Buddha blocks killing Buddha!"
"This ......"
Everyone is speechless, where does this master seem to teach, this whole person is a mixed society, this is a second-rate son.
And those who praise the "Master" as a serious person are also collectively dumbfounded.
"There is no serious person in this movie. β
"Ahhh β
"It's making me laugh. β
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Despite this, everyone is still very much looking forward to the master's force value.
After all, didn't Mrs. Hua hide it at the beginning, maybe this master is also a master of concealment.
They still want to see this master and Tang Bohu fight for 300 rounds.
The door was pushed open again, and the sound of a knife entering flesh was heard.
The master just crossed the knife, stood behind the door, was pushed by the door panel, and was immediately killed by his own treasure knife.
The green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, the old cow on the waist, the man who blocked the killing, the Buddha blocked the master who killed the Buddha, and he was so seconded.
"This ......"
All were speechless.
This master's operation is as fierce as a tiger, and when he looks at the record of zero bar five, this master properly pretends to be a negative teaching material that cannot be forced.
From the appearance to the death, the master succeeded in making everyone laugh in a few minutes!
It was none other than Hua Taishi, the master of Washington, who pushed open the door and killed the master.
"Dad just accidentally killed the master!"
"Congratulations Dad, you killed someone!"
The Fahrenheit brothers hurriedly said.
These two comics succeeded in amusing many viewers.
Tang Bohu used his wit to relieve Hua Taishi, saying that this was suicide.
As a result, Tang Bohu was once again promoted - from a companion reading boy to a senior companion reading boy!
The audience was speechless, thinking that those ladies in the Tang Mansion were already wonderful, but they didn't think that the people in Washington were even better, this is the wonder of the wonderful.
Hua Taishi, Mrs. Hua, the two sons of the Hua family, the master, and even the nursing home and maids, are all more wonderful than the other.
Qiu Xiang is a normal person, of course, this is even more special Qiu Xiang, if Qiu Xiang is not special, and people are crazy like others, then Tang Bohu will still chase her? That is impossible.
Everyone also understands a truth, that is, this movie should not pay attention to logic, because this movie has no logic at all.
The biggest effect of this movie is to bring laughter to people.
"That's enough, isn't it?"
This is what many people think in their hearts.
Now the pressure of life is already very high, and what is the purpose of watching movies is because you want to relax and decompress.
Isn't there a famous saying in Hong Kong Island TV dramas: "Being a man, of course, is the most important thing to be happy." β
This point of view also represents the thoughts of the audience at the moment.
Next, Tang Bohu's position in Washington was completely stabilized, and the chaos flourished.