Chapter 413: Pairs

The plot continues.

Tang Bohu also had the opportunity to get in close contact with Qiu Xiang, and he secretly rejoiced in his heart when he learned that Qiu Xiang admired Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu wanted to reveal his true identity to Qiu Xiang and gain his heart, but he never found a chance.

The arrival of Zhu Zhishan made people laugh even more, it can be said that they saw a "Li Dakang" who did not belong to their memory.

On this day, King Ning came to Washington with a large group of people.

King Ning wanted to rebel, and now his biggest enemy was Hua Taishi.

The audience has not forgotten that at the beginning, Tang Bohu pretended to be sick just to not be in the same league with King Ning.

"Is the plot finally on track? ”

King Ning took out Tang Bohu's "Peacock Picture" for Hua Taishi to appreciate, looking for an opportunity to severely damage Hua Taishi's face and hit Hua Taishi's prestige.

Fortunately, the matter of appreciating "Peacock Picture" was resolved by Qiu Xiang's witt.

At this time, a person came out of King Ning's subordinates, this person was the champion of the Seven Provinces, and he was known as the "King of Kings".

For the staff general who is now King Ning, he wants to learn literature from Hua Taishi.

Preemptively attacked the intestines: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!"

"Pairs?"

The audience was amazed.

They also don't understand why this pair of sausages is called pair of sausages, and it is clear that his ability to pair is unparalleled in the world.

"So will Tang Bohu make a move?"

King Ning arrogantly said to Hua Taishi: "Yes, why is it wrong, if you don't give me face, I'm really going crazy!"

Washington is in a hurry, who has the ability to take it?

Hua Taishi was also in a cold sweat.

King Ning is also even more arrogant.

Many viewers were also very angry:

"This damn King Ning!"

"This King Ning is too arrogant......"

"I'm so angry. ”

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Many viewers have substituted themselves into the camp of Huataishi.

At this moment, a clear voice came from outside.

"Let me try!"

Tang Bohu walked out very calmly and said: "Ten rooms and nine poor people get eight taels, seven dollars, six cents, five millimeters and four cents, and they are still half-hearted, and they are first-class and obscene!"

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That is, when everyone shook their heads and collapsed, the protagonist stepped forward, which is called "pretending to be a moment"!

Why are there so many plots of pretending to be slapped in the face, because the audience really likes to watch it.

"It's so neat!"

He praised Tang Bohu for piercing the intestines.

"Hua'an, you came at the right time!"

Hua Taishi saw Tang Bohu as if he had seen a savior.

Tang Bohu patted Master Hua and said, "It's okay, it's okay!"

At this time, King Ning made a look, comprehended the intestines, and said to Tang Bohu very arrogantly: "Under is the champion of the seven provinces and the staff general, nicknamed the 'king of the king', I don't know who your Excellency is?"

"The younger brother has been reading for two years, and he is a lost little scholar in the world, Hua'an!"

Tang Bohu is not weak at all.

It's just that his arrogant appearance in the name of the family makes others laugh very much.

After the names were announced, the enthusiastic music sounded.

Stepping on the seven star steps of the intestines, Tang Bohu also began to walk, and the two began to swim against each other, which seemed to be very similar.

The scene was tense, and the atmosphere was about to freeze.

"It's just a pair, it's like a duel to the death. ”

"I'm laughing to death......"

In the theater, the audience couldn't help but complain.

However, after a few seconds, they all realized that they were wrong, and they were very wrong, because the more exaggerated was still to come.

The pair of piercing intestines and Tang Bohu, who had been opposed for a long time, actually opened their mouths at the same time.

Po –

The two actually came to a kiss in the air.

Tang Bohu even turned his head to face the camera and said with emotion: "I'm sorry, we cherish each other and can't help it." ”

"This ......"

"Nima, spicy eyes. ”

"I'm going to laugh at this. ”

Everyone was suddenly scorched by the thunder, and some people who laughed a little lower couldn't even laugh straight!

Concubine Wu said: "I really can't stand it, I'm almost out of breath from laughing." ”

Fortunately, after the two sympathized with each other, they had an official showdown!

"In the picture, the dragon does not groan and the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous!"

It is still a preemptive strike on the piercing of the intestines.

"In the chessboard, the rook has no wheels and no horses, and the general is on guard!" Tang Bohu calmly responded.

"Hua'an is right!"

"Yes, pierce the intestines, quickly make a pair, kill him!"

Everyone in Washington, as well as King Ning, shouted loudly on the side.

The second pair was easily matched by Tang Bohu, who was a little anxious about piercing the intestines, and his forehead was sweating, but he obviously wouldn't give up easily.

"Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, Harmony everywhere!"

"Rain, rain, wind, flowers, flowers, leaves, and leaves, twilight, and twilight every year!"

Tang Bohu is still very calm.

"Ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji!"

"Eight eyes together. Enjoy the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance!"

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"I am superior and majestic, and I show all my courage. ”

Tang Bohu: "You are obscene and lowly, revealing half of your ghost's head." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, because the two were not pairs at all, but escalated to personal attacks.

Although it feels very embarrassing, with the super-burning soundtrack and the overall atmosphere, it makes people feel inexplicably very burning, and it seems that they are watching a very hilarious battle.

"This, inexplicably hi!"

"I even feel my blood boiling. ”

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Constantly wiping cold sweat on the intestines, there are already some signs of poor donkey skills: "Your grave is here to plant trees!"

Tang Bohu looked calm from beginning to end: "Rujia bathtub mixed with fish!"

"The fish and the fruit are ripe in my belly!"

"Your mother is here to cook!"

"Huh?"

He screamed at the piercing bowel, kept retreating, and finally fell to the ground, spitting blood from his mouth.

Spit can't describe this scene at all, it's just squirting, and it's the kind that can't be stopped at all.

"This ......"

The audience was stunned, it was the first time they had seen such a ferocious blood spurt.

In the face of such a tragic blood spurt, the theater was naturally bursting with laughter.

To be exact, the laughter in the cinema has never stopped since the movie was played, and the difference is the size of the laughter.

"I'm laughing to death. ”

"No, no. ”

"Why is there such a funny movie. ”

"Can I say I'm tired of laughing?"

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Concubine Wu was also laughing, she was not reserved at all, and her waist was bent when she laughed.

Wang Fusheng's big belly is also rising and falling, just because he has been laughing, as a comedy director, he himself was surprised to laugh like this, I can only say that this movie is too funny.

Wang Fusheng is now completely immersed in the movie, and he doesn't study the movie anymore, just as an audience.