Maison moved out of the barbecue grill and took matters into his own hands.

Zhang Jinjie took a sip of hookah and exhaled a puff of smoke, and said: "Lao Tie, you are too good to mix here, right? I have also been to several countries and met some of our compatriots, but none of them are as good as you." Look at you, you found the most beautiful local girl as your daughter-in-law, and the locals are buddies with you, like a dog, mom, I'm sour. ”

Yang Shubao smiled: "The main reason is that my father has a good image, you see that I am so close to you boys, isn't it because of my good image?"

Zhang Jinjie nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, you have a good image, you look ugly, and your fathers are more confident with you, thinking that with your foil, you can make your fathers appear taller and mightier, and Yushu can find a partner faster......"

Nicole made tea next to her, at this time the petals stretched out, she poured into the small teacup, a spider orchid bud is gradually blooming, she brought it to Zhang Jinjie and said: "I learned from the Internet that China has a very amazing tea culture, but I don't know much about it, so I can only make tea for you." ”

Zhang Jinjie hurriedly sat up straight and took the teacup with both hands to thank him, he looked at Nicole, looked at the tea in his hand and then at Yang Shubao, and said: "I'm not only sour, my mentality has collapsed, how can you find such a good daughter-in-law?"

Yang Shubao said with a smile: "How many times have I said it, it's because my father has a good image, as the so-called face can walk all over the world, and it is difficult to walk without a face." ”

Zhang Jinjie sighed and said: "You should change this word, shameless to walk all over the world, I find that you are becoming more and more shameless." ”

He held a teacup in his left hand and a hookah in his right arm, and after looking at his image, he showed a happy expression: "Hey, do you think I don't look like a landlord now?"

"Like a stupid son of a landlord's family. ”

Strings of roasted locusts were brought first, and Agatha walked with graceful gait, smiling at him shyly and timidly as she bent down to put down her plate.

Zhang Jinjie took a bite and smiled happily: "This taste, it's so fresh, Lao Tzu has been on the boat for a month, grandma, this is the first fresh." ”

Yang Shubao opened him a bottle of beer and asked, "Seriously, why are you going home for the New Year this year?"

Zhang Jinjie sighed, "Alas, do you want to go home for the New Year after being a seaman? ”

Speaking of this, he sighed again, raised the wine bottle and took a sip: "Forget it, don't talk about this, say something pleasant, this kind of thing is too nonsense, too desperate." ”

Yang Shubao poured him wine: "If you can't look forward to the future, then recall the past, come, let's have a video with those sons while eating barbecue and drinking wine." ”

"Yes, let's make a video and let them see the lives of two fathers as emperors in Africa. ”

As soon as the video opened, a bunch of words like "I'm sour" and "I'm broken" swooped out.

After lunch, Yang Shubao took him to Nicole's flower shop to continue drinking tea, and said, "Escape the heat first, and I'll take you to ride elephants and zebras when it's not too hot later." ”

Zhang Jinjie said weakly: "I don't want to ride an elephant or a zebra, I want to ride a girl." ”

Yang Shubao said: "Real men want to masturbate, sister, don't think about it, there are hundreds of people in our town, women basically have husbands, minors without husbands, you can't make an appointment if you want to." ”

Nicole came with a snack, and the two quickly changed the subject.

Zhang Jinjie: "South Africa is so happy, don't laugh, I'm talking about music, music, and the heat of music." ”

"I'm not laughing, you're lucky, it's almost February now, if you didn't know what it means to be really hot until last month, just your skin color, hehe, standing outside is equivalent to cooking roast pork liver." ”

"I don't like roasted pork liver, that roasted locust is good. ”

"You've got a lot of taste. ”

"I haven't eaten roasted centipedes, fried spiders, and poisonous snake soup, what kind of heavy taste is this?"

Yang Shubao thought for a while and asked, "Do you really want to eat roasted centipedes?"

Zhang Jinjie said: "Then sure, I told you that centipedes are very delicious, the meat is white and tender, but it is very fragrant, it's simple." You see in "The Condor Heroes", Hong Qigong took his son to eat centipedes, and he didn't dare to eat them at first, but after tasting them, he took the initiative to pick up the rooster and continue to fish for centipedes, doesn't this explain the problem?"

"That's right. ”

"It's art, and art comes from life!"

Yang Shubao patted his leg and said, "OK, Nicole, do you know where to catch the big centipede?"

Now the world's largest centipede is the Galapagos giant centipede, there is no such centipede in Africa, but it is also rich in a large centipede, Yang Shubao has encountered it in the botanical garden before, it is more than 20 centimeters long, it is pitch black, and the locals will skewer it up and roast it after catching it.

This centipede is amazing, and at the end of the roast the carapace explodes, and at this time its meat is also cooked but not burned, just ready to eat.

Nicole thought for a moment and said, "There are none in the town, but you can go to Jill and ask, the Tata tribe should know where the big centipedes are, they often catch this insect and eat it." ”

Yang Shubao nodded and said, "Okay, it just so happens that I am also going to find an opportunity to take my buddies to the Zulu tribe to open their eyes." ”

In the afternoon, when the weather was cool, he took Zhang Jinjie to the reserve.

As soon as he entered the territory, he shouted twice, and Simba came out and wagked his tail and ran out to play with him.

Yang Shubao pushed Zhang Jinjie over, and Simba pounced on him at once.

With a scream, Zhang Jinjie was pushed into the grass.

"Play well with him. Yang Shubao said.

Simba stepped on Zhang Jinjie's chest and swayed in the lower abdomen, hit his head with his head, and pulled his arm with his claws from time to time, Zhang Jinjie kept screaming, as if he was being forced.

Yang Shubao said: "You are afraid of a fart, this lion does not bite, little lion." ”

Zhang Jinjie shouted with difficulty: "Pull me up, my ribs were broken by it." ”

Yang Shubao's physical fitness is far better than ordinary people, and he can usually beat Simba when he fights with Simba, so this time Simba saw that Zhang Jinjie was similar to Yang Shubao's image, so he tried his best to pounce on it and play, and indeed played this unlucky child very miserably.

He comforted Simba and scratched his chin and said, "Don't toss him so much, he's a rookie, you play with him slowly, and you have to be gentle." ”

Zhang Jinjie rubbed his stomach and sneered: "You think it's a dog, can you still understand your words?"

As soon as his words fell, Simba walked up and gently tugged at his arm with his paw, and looked back at Yang Shubao, as if asking for his opinion.

Zhang Jinjie's eyes widened suddenly: ", isn't it?"

Yang Shubao said: "The lion is very smart, this little lion was picked up by me, so it is very smart and extraordinarily close, okay, you play with it, I will go get two cows back, take you to ride the bull for a while." ”

He went to the Dalin antelope herd to find the two largest male beasts, and Zhang Jinjie looked at them up close and was stunned: "What is this? This is a cow? How can this be a cow! This is a deer, but why is this deer so big?"

Yang Shubao said: "Dalin Antelope, an animal of the subfamily of Bovidae, it looks like a deer, it is actually a cow, okay, ride a bull, take you to open your eyes." ”