294. Catch the wind and wash the dust (ask for a monthly pass)

The car is indeed Hongqi HQE, at least the appearance is.

**** has used this car for military parades before, and it is also China's diplomatic car, and it is in the car used by heads of state to visit China.

Zhang Jinjie leaned on the front of the car, leaned on the door, sat in the cab, and lay on the back seat to pose for a photo, the front of the car could fry eggs with high temperature on a hot day, but he was stunned to be able to bear it, so he sat on it and took several selfies and asked Lao Yang to take pictures of him.

Lao Yang was stunned, is pretending to be so hot?

Zhang Jinjie's hot buttocks also hurt, but he explained: "It's okay, just take a sauna to treat hemorrhoids." ”

"You're not healed yet?"

"Alas, I committed it again, but ten men have nine hemorrhoids, and it's normal. ”

Lao Yang gloated and smiled: "I didn't." ”

"You're not a man. ”

After he finished taking the photo, the dogs also drank the water, so Zhang Jinjie sat in the co-pilot, and Nicole got together with the dogs behind.

Four large dogs squeezed into the seats, and a group of half-sized dogs sat in rows at Nicole's feet, crowded and pressed.

Fortunately, the car is full of air conditioning horsepower, and the car space is large and stable, the puppies were tossed and broken for more than 20 days at sea, and there was a serious lack of rest, and they dozed off one by one after the car started.

The dogs slept and snored, and twenty dogs fell into a deep sleep, and the snoring sound was like the sound of the New Year's cannonballs.

Zhang Jinjie came to South Africa for the first time and was full of interest in the South African grassland:

"Oh, this grassland is so beautiful. ”

"Yo, what kind of tree is this?"

"Wow, look at it, is that a deer?"

Yang Shubao said: "What I want to see is that the road is not a deer, and besides, what is there to see about a deer? I will show you lions, gorillas, elephants, and flat-headed brothers on my brother's territory." ”

Zhang Jinjie nodded again and again: "These must be seen, your circle of friends is too exciting, I am counting on your circle of friends to increase my knowledge now." ”

The car drove very fast, but the stability of the Hongqi car was excellent, and I didn't feel anything when I ran to one hundred and fourteen.

Nicole acted as a tour guide for Zhang Jinjie, explaining the customs and history of South Africa.

The girl's voice was crisp and pleasant, and Zhang Jinjie occasionally sneaked a peek at her appearance from the rearview mirror, and then felt that he had earned it.

The car drove to the fast food restaurant first, and Yang Shubao asked Nicole to take him in and wait for him, and he was going to pick up the wind and wash the dust here today.

As a result, the car stopped and the puppies were going to pee, and the smart man who was blowing the air conditioner at the door became interested after seeing these half-sized dogs, and it habitually grinned and showed a stupid look like Erha, and then opened the door with bad intentions and walked out.

The wise man ran behind the dogs with light steps, and at the last distance it swooped up, baring its teeth and claws, jumping and jumping, and it was extremely ferocious.

The Chinese pastoral dogs are brave and mighty, although they are frightened in the face of Erha, they do not retreat, they open their mouths and roar, showing their teeth to make hideous expressions.

Erha stretched out his paws and wanted to shoot the puppy at the front: watch Lao Tzu punch a child.

Before its paws could be photographed, the puppies' mothers ran out.

Two adult pastoral dogs slashed at the ground on all fours, like sharp arrows, and they came running silently and bit at its neck.

As soon as Erha saw that the situation was not good, he immediately turned over and showed his belly: as long as I surrender fast enough, the enemy will not be able to kill me!

Yang Shubao shouted in time: "Don't fight, don't fight, go back." ”

Zhang Jinjie also scolded them, the dogs had been raised by him for nearly a month, and they already knew that he was the master, so after being reprimanded, they sensibly stopped attacking and only put on a posture.

Yang Shubao saw that the puppies were finished urinating, so he hurriedly took them to the car and went home.

Simba was napping in the shade of the garden tree, and when he heard the sound of the car, he opened his eyes in a daze, and the little dogs got out of the car happily, and he saw that so many little ones were also happy, so he ran to join in the fun.

In the face of Erha, the pastoral dogs who dared to show their swords showed their timidity in front of the male lion, and they wailed and retreated, and the dog's face showed an obvious expression of panic.

Yang Shubao beckoned to Lucy: "Come and bring some recruits." ”

Simba actively ran to him and jumped high, in a very happy mood, very excited, and the meaning was very clear: I will bring, I will bring, I am also a baby, and the baby likes to play with the baby the most.

Lao Yang pushed it away and let the lion take the dog, for fear that it would scare the dog so much that it would poop and pull it out of the anus.

Driving back to the fast food restaurant, he saw Maison talking and laughing with Zhang Jinjie, the two of them each with an Arabic hookah, swallowing clouds and spitting smoke It looked like a speculation.

Yang Shubao was shocked: "Why did the two of you talk together?"

Zhang Jinjie smiled happily: "Brother Maison is a talent, he speaks very well, he also invited me to smoke fruit hookah, and then we chatted together." ”

Yang Shubao doesn't smoke, he said, "Don't you smoke either?"

Zhang Jinjie said: "First, this kind of hookah is not a cigarette, and the smell of smoke is very light; second, I didn't smoke before, but then I was bored at sea and started smoking in order to pass the time and eliminate loneliness." ”

Mason gestured and asked, "Would you like to try it?" It doesn't smell like smoke, it's juice in it, and it's fruity in your mouth. ”

Yang Shubao waved his hand: "Good men don't smoke, they only eat meat." ”

Zhang Jinjie smiled at Maison: "Leave him alone, he's still a child." ”

"NaΓ―ve child. ”

"Lovely kids. ”

The two of them took Lao Yang Kaishabu, then glanced at each other, looked at each other and smiled.

Yang Shubao changed to Mandarin and said to Zhang Jinjie: "Maison is a comrade, you laugh so angrily with him, I'm afraid that he will be misunderstood, be careful that the steel door will be weak in the future." ”

Zhang Jinjie was stunned, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Maison glanced at him contemptuously, he took out his mobile phone and showed it to Zhang Jinjie, which was a bed photo of him and various girls from black and white girls, which was quite hot and bold.

Zhang Jinjie laughed again and asked, "Manager Maison also understands Chinese?"

Mason explained, "When I heard gay, I guessed that Yang was slandering me. ”

Old Yang was stupid and miscalculated.

He asked Zhang Jinjie what he was eating, and Zhang Jinjie said excitedly: "What are the characteristics, South African food, let me taste this African food." ”

"Roasted bats?" Yang Shubao smiled.

Zhang Jinjie slapped his thigh: "This must be tasted!"

Lao Yang found that he had miscalculated again, Zhang Jinjie was a native of eastern Guangdong, flying in the sky and running on the ground, swimming in the soil and swimming in the water, living and dying, he dared to speak!

Maison said to him: "Yang said that there are good brothers who have come from afar to entertain, and what I have prepared for you is all special, not only big bats, but also crocodile steaks, grassland locusts, silkworm heads, snail slices, definitely you have never eaten, oh, and grass spiders." ”

"No snakes, no centipedes?" Zhang Jinjie asked regretfully.

Maison gasped and asked Yang Shubao: "You two are really a country and a nation?

Yang Shubao said proudly: "Our country is very big, and people are not the same as people, there are South African mastiffs and huskies in dogs, and there is not much difference between them?"

Maison looked back and saw that he was holding a table leg and was devastated after his dead cleverness, and he had nothing to say.

(End of chapter)