After a long wait, the new show is finally here.

New program theme, National Treasure Relics!

New program format, documentary!

The name of the new show is ...... Uh, wait, wait for the old man to go back a little bit,

"How?

Isn't it a bit exciting?

All right

That's probably it.

Did I make it clear?

It doesn't matter if you don't understand,

Come and see our show.

100 episodes, 100 pieces.

November 1st,

If a national treasure could talk.

......”

Fans are so angry that they just want to flip the table, and they don't know how many times they have read it repeatedly before they finish reading the information inside!

I'm looking forward to it!

You've made everything clear, okay!

The name of the new show is "If National Treasures Could Talk"!

At this moment, there are 10,000 MMPs in my heart that want to burst out in person, OK, calm down, I'm calm, I can not scold, but I just want to ask: Skin, are you very happy?

Uh, like...... It's really fun!

I don't know why, when I heard the program with the theme of cultural relics and antiques, a picture instantly appeared in the audience's mind.

That is true

A peasant uncle dressed as dirt and dirt walked onto the stage with a large bottle, and then carefully placed it on the table of the expert appraisal team, nervously letting the beautiful host tease,

"What kind of treasure are you?"

"This is a ....... passed down from our ancestors"

The uncle began to tell the story endlessly, until the expert appraisal team on the stage picked up a magnifying glass and flashlight to observe carefully.

Expert No. 1:

"The shape of the vessel is complete, the painting is fine and vivid, the composition is complex and gorgeous, the color is calm and bright, the shape is regular and sparse, the typical Qing Kangxi enamel color, straight to the point, the genuine product is undoubted!"

Expert No. 2:

"In particular, the characters are boldly dressed and advanced, colored with alum red, and the portraits of the characters are rarely glazed pink, the overall dignified atmosphere is playful, and the theme is novel, which is very valuable. ”

Expert No. 3:

"After the appraisal by the expert panel and the reference to the similar antique auction prices in the auctions over the years, we have given the following estimates...... Estimate is ......"

The sound of nervous heartbeat special effects sounded, and the No. 3 expert stretched out two fingers excitedly, and the beautiful host's expression changed to an unbelievable expression in an instant, and asked curiously:

"Two hundred thousand?"

Specialist Three: "Two million!"

"Wow~~~!!!"

A scream!

Of course, people made it clear that it was a documentary, and it was broadcast on the documentary channel, and it would definitely not be this kind of treasure appreciation variety show.

But this seems to be even more unreliable, many people hear the word "documentary", their eyes are black on the spot, and they can only see two words, boring.

Speaking of which, it is not as exciting as the Jianbao variety show, although it is a little fake, and the negative news continues.

But at least the audience saw that the show said that a cute young man bought a tattered piece for ten yuan on the antique street, and it was worth millions of dollars in an appraisal!

In contrast, which is more eye-catching, do you need to say?

There is a classic joke that has been widely circulated in the documentary world.

The people who make movies are definitely rich people, except for those who make documentaries. The directors of documentaries are very poor, but at a documentary exhibition, I saw a director driving a luxury car and won an award, and then a reporter broke out that the director was a millionaire, so someone interviewed him, why he could be so rich when he made a documentary, and the director quickly said his trick: I was a multimillionaire before I made a documentary!

Of course, this is just a joke, but there is no doubt that making a documentary is indeed a thankless task, the difficulty of documentaries is much more difficult than many commercial blockbusters, and documentaries on humanistic feelings are always full marks, but the market value of the two seems to be a sad story.

This shows the status of documentaries......

In the field of television, professionals are dumbfounded again,

"Documentary?"

"Forget about the documentary, a five-minute documentary? and a hundred episodes?"

"What is Su Luo thinking, can anyone watch the documentary? Or is it a documentary of cultural relics and national treasures? Make an animal world and let the audience see how animals reproduce is better than this? At least people will still move, what's the matter with getting a bunch of cultural relics out, so that the audience can see how exquisite they are from various shooting angles?"

"The variety show is so popular, why don't you continue?"

"Filming a documentary is definitely a loss, I can only say that a certain station is also fighting hard to promote traditional culture. ”

No one can read it.

But no one dares to despise it, only thinks that there is a big conspiracy here!

It's a must, that's the show of the ruthless pit master Su Luo, the documentary made by DreamWorks, can it be the same?

"Ding, you have a message from a national treasure, please pay attention to check. ”

The people who eat melons are very familiar with the "ding", because this is the classic information prompt sound of the mobile phone produced by a domestic mobile phone leader.

But no one knows, just for this "ding" sound, several mobile phone manufacturers broke their heads, even if people said it clearly,

"Anyway, your prompt sound is with the unique and representative sound effect created by your own brand, so just "ding" this sound, you won't go out and say that a certain brand of mobile phone is specially sponsored to broadcast.

What? Protest?

The protest is invalid, and I don't ask you, come and welcome and leave, just sauce, start shooting!"

Just the sauce......

It's so domineering, there is no doubt about it!

The mobile phone manufacturers cursed Su Luo, a black-hearted goods, and at the same time frantically held up small cards, killing red eyes!

Moreover, although it is a cultural relics and antiques theme, although it is a documentary, it is only a documentary of about five minutes per episode, but after the pilot film is released this time, fans have a different look and feel than before.

In addition to the blessing of the super god's pit master aura BUFF, the most important thing is that it seems to be really, really cute!

"The skinniest pilot trailer in history, there is no one!"

"Haha, full marks for copywriting!"

"In this form of trailer, Lao Tzu pinched his toes and knew whose idea it was!"

"CCTV Dabi, you let the pit owner take it badly, I can't accept it suddenly so cute!"

"The painting style is all crooked.,Is this a big production of mud Meng.,I don't read much, don't lie to me.,It's just a bubble noodle fan!"

"Oh ho ho, what a cute trailer, the form is too lively, I feel like the dead pit is going to subvert my three views again!"

A one-and-a-half-minute small video, which seems to be extremely simple, has made fans boil.

Soon, fans found out that they were outrageously wrong, and they didn't just skin the pilot film, but a lot of skin!

After the trailer of the program "If National Treasures Could Talk", the official Weibo of the program team started a new round of promotional poster bombardment, which was so nasty that there were no friends!

Human head pot: "Hold your talk, kiss me, Mua~~"

Sanxingdui bronze statue: "Say I'm like Ultraman, don't go!"

Sun God Bird Gold Foil: "I want this contact lens!"

.......

"Hahahahaha!!!"

Netizens are going to laugh and twitch, but do you think this is the end? The serious poster of the program team tells you, teenager, you are still too young!

The head pot is coquettish three times,

"Hug me!"

"Love me!"

"Kiss me!"

Tao Yingding's mouth is hard three,

"Wide-hearted!"

"Fat!"

"I do!"

Longshan eggshell black pottery cup delicate three-in-a-kind,

"Look good!"

"Be skinny!"

"TODAY IS ALSO A DELICATE GIRL!"

Jiahu bone flute tsundere three times,

"China's No. 1 flute!"

"The world's first musical instrument!"

"The stage belongs to ME!"

Red Mountain Jade Dragon Buddha Three Links,

"Okay. ”

"Whatever. ”

"I can do it all!"

......

It's also a hammer three times in a row, and I can't bear your muddy trailer twice!

"Ding, you have a message from a national treasure, please pay attention to check. ”

Keep flipping the table!

Check your sister, check it, you sent it!

"Ahh

"Hurry up, I can't wait!

......

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