Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 24 Preaching
It's an old house with an eerie atmosphere, and the reason why it hasn't been demolished is only because it only appears at night.
It attracts and fears people who don't sleep well in the middle of the night and come out to die.
A car stopped here, Zhang Xiaoya stepped out of the car, took a look at the haunted house, and sneered.
People flocked out of the Lamborghini, and the car that was supposed to only sit for four people became a bit crowded when a fifth person joined.
Wu Gang looked at the eerie and terrifying big house in front of him and said, "Yo, it's not bad, a two-story small western-style building." ”
Liang Lele opened his mouth wide and said: "My God, I didn't expect this house to really exist, I always thought it was just hearsay from boring netizens." ”
Huang Meiling hurriedly asked Wu Gang to take pictures of them with the newly bought camera, anyway, there is black and white impermanence around them that all evil ghosts in the world are afraid of, and they are completely unpanicked about haunted houses.
It's like traveling.
"Poof, you can really write about traveling in this kind of place. ”
Wu Gang muttered to himself.
He was very skillful in taking a picture of the girls standing in front of the camera.
Zhang Xiaoya is worthy of the black impermanence that has been cultivated for hundreds of years, and there is no trace of time on her body at all.
After everyone took the photo, Wu Gang took out the photo and showed it to everyone.
Huang Meiling carefully looked at the photo she had just taken, and seemed to have found something, she walked up to Zhang Xiaoya, pointed to the photo and said, "Look at it, there is a supernatural event now." ”
Zhang Xiaoya looked at the long-haired female ghost with two fingers standing up behind the women in the photo and said, "Well, but don't be afraid, she probably didn't do it because she was afraid of us." Shi Yuanhua, let's go. ”
Wu Xiu'er followed behind Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya with an excited look on her face, and for the first time in her life, she watched black and white impermanence catch ghosts, which was really exciting.
Wu Gang patted Wu Xiu'er on the shoulder behind him and said, "Why are you so excited? Women are really fickle, at first I was scared to death, now I follow behind to see the excitement, I really want to see what is going on in your head, aren't you afraid of meeting ghosts after being alone?"
Wu Xiu'er clenched her fists and said, "Don't be afraid, I have kung fu, and the palm thunder that Sister Zhang passed to me is enough to protect myself, but cousin, if you meet those ghosts, what will you do?"
Wu Gang said very disdainfully: "What do I have to be afraid of? Forget it, I won't tell you about my heroic deeds, you think I'm bragging." ”
Wu Xiu'er said with a smile: "Cousin, you have hidden such a big thing from me, how can you keep your mouth shut?"
She also remembered from listening to Wu Gang talk about her heroic deeds, and over the years, her cousin seemed to belong to the kind of cultivator of Allah's horn, or the kind of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
This can make Wu Xiu'er, who yearns for a chivalrous life very unfair, what qualifications does this cousin have to let black and white impermanence protect, is it because he can speak when he is born?
It's too pompous to say this, Wu Xiu'er always thought it was a rumor, and she didn't know it until she saw black and white impermanence.
But it's still a little uneven, why did you say she went a few years ago, she knew that there was black and white impermanence around her cousin, so she went with them to learn Xiuzhen.
Thinking of this, she punched Wu Gang indignantly.
Wu Gang was in pain, and he said: "What are you doing? Although I have been practicing fighting since I was a child, you won't treat me like this, right? I want to test my ability to resist blows, and I can't say it in advance, it is really because my brother was beaten by my sister, it is too unreasonable and too much." ”
Wu Xiu'er hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, cousin, I was wrong. ”
After she said this, she was suddenly stunned, how could she suddenly admit her mistake to her cousin? This is completely inconsistent with the setting.
Wu Gang smiled and said, "It's okay, cousin, I forgive you." Haha, let's go, let's go in, none of them are afraid, they are really speechless. Even if there is black and white impermanence, it can't be like this, it really is. ”
He strode into the door, and Wu Xiu'er hurriedly followed.
She doesn't know what is going on with her now, is it because she is affected by the atmosphere around her, so she has a dependence on the cousin in front of her?
As soon as Wu Gang entered the door, he found that something was wrong, the luxurious decoration in front of him did not look like a small western-style building at all, but like a luxurious villa, decorated like a palace.
He thought back to the female ghost he had just seen in the photo, and he thought to himself that the female ghost had made a ghost.
Wu Gang tentatively called Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua's names, but there was no reaction at all, as if they were not here at all.
"Ahh The old routine, you can write such an old routine, it's really speechless, according to this situation, I guess I've been teleported to some ghost realm again, right? Hey, your setting is really a universal ointment, so what are you going to find to scare me? ”
After Wu Gang said this, he turned around and was about to go out, but he found that the door was already pitch black, not at all like the scene where there was moonlight just now.
He pulled out his flashlight and shone it at the door, but the door was gone, leaving only a wall.
Wu Gang fell silent, and the Banlangen system spoke at this time: "I think you can take a deep breath in this situation, and then shout for help, believe me, after all, you are a man with a golden voice, and the sound you make can definitely pierce the clouds and crack the stone." ”
Wu Gang said to himself in his mind: "Impossible, as a protagonist, how can you do such a shameful thing?"
He walked to the door, leaned against the wall, and puffed up his breath and shouted, "Help!!!"
The sound resounded throughout the house, as if it was about to tear the roof open.
After shouting, Wu Gang took out a cigarette and lit it, "It's completely useless." ”
He turned to face the wall and stroked it gently, as if trying to find a secret door in the wall.
A hand appeared on Wu Gang's shoulder and patted him.
Wu Gang turned his head very naturally, and saw no one, he continued to grope on the wall.
That hand appeared on Wu Gang's left shoulder again and patted it.
Wu Gang looked back again, but still didn't see anyone.
That hand appeared in Wu Gang's head again, and he was about to shoot it down.
Wu Gang's eyes changed, he grabbed that hand, and directly came to an over-the-shoulder fall!
"Oops!!"
The owner of that hand was directly thrown to the wall by Wu Gang, this is a woman whose face is covered by long hair, there is no doubt that she should be a female ghost.
Wu Gang pointed to the nose of the long-haired female ghost and scolded: "My God, I thought that people would kick their noses in the face, but I didn't expect you to too, how old are you? Sister, you still use such old-fashioned means to scare people, let me tell you, I have been watching ghost movies at home alone since I was a child, do you think you can scare me? Oh, forgot, you're probably uneducated, so you're very outdated. ”
He patted his head, looking very headache, as if this female ghost's scary methods were really very low-level.
Wu Gang vaguely saw that the female ghost's gaze seemed to be looking at him through his long hair, and he said angrily: "Spread my hair for me, don't think that you have read the manga of Big Guy Ito." ”
Banlangen shouted frantically in Wu Gang's head: "Hey, don't provoke her, it's hard for me to do this!"
It and Wu Gang belong to the grasshopper on the same rope, after all, it is a system built in his brain, and it has not been developed to the extreme, in the face of such a fierce looking female ghost, this kind of behavior is completely dead.
Wu Gang ignored Ban Langen and stretched out his hand to spread the female ghost's hair, revealing a face as pale as paper.
This female ghost must have been a beautiful girl when she was alive, but she didn't expect it to become like this, which is really tricky.
Wu Gang sighed and said, "Are you married?"
The female ghost shook her head, and she said gloomily, "Aren't you afraid of me?"
When Wu Gang heard this voice, he said impatiently: "My God, you haven't listened to what I said just now, I said don't use this kind of low-level scary means, you are also an adult female ghost, you have to learn to take care of yourself." You... Nope... I'm afraid... I... Is it? Haha, tell me, are you mentally retarded and can't speak? Look at your eyebrows and eyes, how can you speak so weakly?"
The female ghost was stunned by what Wu Gang said, her mind was blank, this person's behavior was not at all like the people she had scared away before, and she said so many words, this person is sick, right?
"Okay, tell me what your name is, how you died, why you haven't been reincarnated, do you have masochistic tendencies? In such a gloomy room, you can still stay, don't tell me that you are an earthbound spirit, you are a big fool, do you make it? If you don't want to be reincarnated or can't leave here, you don't get a computer to play games for Mao, now that games are so developed, what kind of games are not, and you face such a big house every day, aren't you bored? Oh, I forgot that you don't have a good brain, I'm afraid you can't use a computer, right? Hahahaha. ”
Wu Gang pointed at the female ghost's nose and laughed.
The female ghost whispered her name, but was muffled by Wu Gang's laughter.
"Are you enough? With people like you, I don't care about my feelings at all, do you know how difficult it is to chase people every day? I also want to have new ways to be scary, I also want to play with the computer, do you think I'm really mentally retarded? It's too much!!"
The female ghost Gao Xuan was very angry, she couldn't understand what happened to people now, wasn't she afraid of ghosts at all?
Looking at Wu Gang's unbridled smile, Gao Xuan changed into a terrifying look, her eyes were bigger than a teacup, and she rushed towards Wu Gang.
This person has already had two lights extinguished, and he is still laughing at her here, which is very deadly.
Syllable!
Wu Gang looked at the female ghost Gao Xuan who pounced and slapped her to the ground.
"Listen to people's lectures!
Wu Gang rubbed his hands and said very seriously.