Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 23 Embark on the journey of death again

Wu Gang is very angry now, he has never been scolded like this.

Banlangen had told him not to look at the skill trees so few, but at least they were all useful.

Especially after becoming a prophecy god in the fifth stage, you will have the ability to speak your way. With that ability, you'll be a great mage.

"No, I don't want to be a mage, if I can, I want you to turn me into a warrior. ”

Wu Gang said enviously in his mind.

His current trickster skills are completely useless to his cousin.

The most important thing is that her cousin is completely unreasonable, and her kung fu can effectively ban Wu Gang.

Looking at Wu Xiu'er, who was cultivating palm thunder on the side, Wu Gang was very unhappy, and then took out his mobile phone and started playing games...

The crowd spent the night in this way.

Early the next morning, Huang Meiling, Liang Lele and the newly joined Wu Xiu'er woke up Wu Gang and dragged him downstairs to run.

Huang Meiling has not forgotten her profession, and she is very dutifully broadcasting the process of her workout.

Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya each wore pure white and black sweatshirts, jogging behind the four.

Wu Xiu'er didn't know if it was on purpose, she grabbed Wu Gang's hand and ran very fast.

Wu Gang couldn't stand this kind of speed, unless there was a ghost or a vicious dog chasing him behind him, otherwise he couldn't hold it at all.

"Vomit... Slow down..."

Wu Gang couldn't stand it, he only felt that his stomach was sour, and sure enough, exercising on an empty stomach in the morning hurt his body.

Wu Xiu'er smiled: "Cousin, don't I know you yet? Don't make trouble, your physical strength as a big man is not as good as my little girl, is it a shame?"

Wu Gang said entangledly: "Cousin, you are a demon and martial arts double cultivator who took me to run away like that, are you ashamed?"

Huang Meiling jogged past Wu Gang, and when she heard his words, she said with disdain: "You are a big man who is embarrassed to say oh, no wonder you can't find a girlfriend." ”

Wu Gang was speechless for a moment, Wu Xiu'er had only been here for one night, why did the people around him learn to pierce their hearts?

is worthy of her cousin, this woman with a heart-piercing BUFF, and even passed this BUFF to the people around her, so that everyone can poke their hearts together.

Wu Gang was very angry, he said loudly: "I tell you, running is good for health, but running for too long is not healthy for the knees, this kind of exercise is unscientific, you should have breakfast before exercising, exercising on an empty stomach is not very good for the stomach, everyone listen to me, let's walk slowly first, go to the soup shop in front of you to eat and then exercise." ”

He took out his mobile phone and looked at the time and said, "It's only half past six in the morning, and the store is estimated to have just opened, and the first soup dumplings every morning are the most delicious, let's go eat them." ”

Huang Meiling smiled and said: "No, look at the meat on your body, we are here for your good, you are now developing towards the level of a fat man." ”

Wu Gang pinched his stomach and said, "I think, if a man has meat on his stomach, it means that he eats well, besides, what does it matter to me to you?"

Huang Meiling chuckled: "It doesn't matter what happens to me, but if you don't want to have heart disease or fatty liver, run for me quickly." ”

Shi Yuanhua, who was behind Wu Gang, whispered to Zhang Xiaoya: "This person was very fast in the ghost realm before, why can't he run a step now, he must be lazy, I have to force him." ”

Zhang Xiaoya nodded, agreeing with Shi Yuanhua's words.

Shi Yuanhua used a spell to perceive the life around him, and found that there happened to be a big wolf dog taking a leisurely walk, so he used a spell to lure it over.

The big wolf dog sprang out of the grass by the side of the road, looked at everyone in confusion, and its eyes suddenly lit up.

This dog looked at Wu Gang's expression, as if he was looking at a freshly baked fried chicken, indescribably delicious.

Wu Gang looked at the dog's eyes wrong, and inexplicably felt uneasy in his heart.

He trembled and said to Wu Xiu'er next to him: "Xiu'er, why do I think this dog seems to want to bite me?"

Wu Xiu'er nodded and said, "Yes, cousin." ”

When Wu Gang heard this, he immediately stood behind Wu Xiu'er and said, "Cousin, it's time to carry forward your kung fu." ”

Wu Xiu'er glanced blankly, turned around and walked away, leaving Wu Gang alone.

The big wolf dog and Wu Gang seemed to be in the right eye, and it rushed towards Wu Gang with a bang.

Wu just ran away.

The wolfdogs chased him after him for a few streets.

That speed directly surpassed Huang Meiling and Liang Lele, who had already run a long way.

When passing by the soup dumpling shop, Wu Gang reluctantly glanced at it and continued to run.

It wasn't until Shi Yuanhua felt that it was almost the same that he used a spell to make the wolf dog stop.

A fragrant big fleshy bone appeared in the wolf dog's mouth, and he glanced at Wu Gang in confusion.

It probably can't figure out how a fried chicken can run faster than it does.

The wolfdog went home with the big fleshy bones in his mouth.

Wu Gang gasped and said in a low voice: "It's too presumptuous, my own dog can't see it well." ”

Huang Meiling walked over with a bowl of vermicelli and a box of soup dumplings, she looked at Wu Gang, who was sweating profusely, and smiled: "Tired, aren't you? ”

Wu Gang said entangledly: "It's so strange, if you don't exercise, you can't say it's good, and if you exercise, you say that you exercise too much, are you playing with me?"

Huang Meiling said calmly: "Proper exercise is good for the body, and I seem to have found a good way to exercise you." ”

Wu Gang panicked: "Should you?"

Huang Meiling showed a dark smile on her face and said: "After I go, I will buy a dog and supervise your exercise every day, as a photographer, you can't run too slowly." ”

Wu Gang waved his hand and said: "No, no, I'm not the photographer who runs faster than an athlete, he is a top professional, you can't compare me with him." ”

Huang Meiling said solemnly: "No, although I don't expect you to reach that level, but you are now my photographer, you can't hold back, how can you make money like this?"

Wu Gang sat on a bench on the side of the street, looked up at the sky, and said with a dead gaze: "If that's the case, I hope I'm a salted fish." ”

Huang Meiling said disdainfully: "No, didn't you say that you want to travel? How can you travel if you don't have money? Don't tell me about poor travel, I don't think you have the capital." ”

Wu Gang spread his hands and said: "Traveling around the world or something, in fact, it's just an idea of mine, after all, it's so tiring outside, it's still comfortable to stay at home and play games." ”

His legs now look like they have been filled with lead, he can't move at all, and his desire to stay at home and play with the computer is even stronger.

Huang Meiling said with a cold face: "Okay, if you are like this, I will fire you." ”

When Wu Gang heard this, his eyes became bright, and he jumped up from the bench and said: "Impossible, with such a good-looking girl working together, how can I have such a salted fish idea, come on, boss, let's continue to run, don't run and don't rest when we're exhausted." ”

He looked at the soup dumplings and fans in his hand and said, "You wait for me first." ”

Wu Gang grabbed the soup bag and swallowed it in one bite, with the golden voice skill, he is not afraid of choking on anything he eats now.

After eating the soup dumplings and sucking the fans in a few bites, Wu Gang patted his stomach and said, "Boss, let's go." ”

Huang Meiling looked at Wu Gang dumbfounded, isn't this guy's eating speed too fast, he killed a bowl of vermicelli and soup dumplings in five minutes, isn't it hot?

Liang Lele and the others finally came over at this time, and after they saw Wu Gang running without a shadow, they changed from jogging to fast walking, and just came over after Wu Gang finished breakfast.

Wu Gang looked at the crowd: "You haven't eaten yet, have you?"

Liang Lele shook his head and said, "We have all eaten, and we got up at five o'clock." ”

Wu Gang said angrily: "It's too much, you don't call me when you eat." ”

Wu Xiu'er said: "You sleep so soundly, who can bear to wake you up." ”

She whispered to Wu Gang and said, "I told them that you have the gas to get up, how about it, it's okay for you, you can sleep with peace of mind in the future." ”

Wu Gang couldn't cry or laugh, this kind of thing was completely non-existent for him.

I really want to see what my cousin has in her head, why do you keep thinking about blacking my cousin?

What a hatred, this is.

It is said that my sister and brother are lovers in the previous life, how did they come to him Wu Gang, they became enemies.

One wants to bully him when they meet, and hack his sister, which is really head-heading.

Wu Gang said slowly: "So everyone, what are we going to do next?"

Since you wake up so early, it's definitely not just running.

Liang Lele said: "We have something to do today, which is to go to a haunted house in the suburbs for a night. ”

She took out her mobile phone and showed it to Wu Gang and said, "I received a request from a fan, who said that there is a haunted house on the outskirts of Xuanwu City, where miserable screams can be heard every night, and wants us to go and see what the situation is." ”

Wu Gang nodded and said, "That's okay." ”

He is not afraid of such a thing as a haunted house at all, there is black and white impermanence, and that evil ghost dares to mess around?

Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya are very supportive of Liang Lele, anyway, for them, the current situation is like a vacation.

Moreover, Liang Lele and Huang Meiling are supernatural anchors, if they really encounter ghosts, they will be captured back to the underworld to maintain the balance of the yang world.

Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua were rewarded with a lot of good things by the king of Hades because they found out that the demons were in the yang world.

Those elixirs, as well as some newly developed magic weapons, made the other black and white impermanence envious.

Liang Lele said: "That's okay, let's take a rest first, and we'll take a taxi there later." ”

Zhang Xiaoya smiled and said, "No need, Sister Liang, I have a car." ”

She stretched out her hand and summoned her Lamborghini, after being found out by Wu Gang last time it was a paper car, she upgraded it, and now it is plastic!

Liang Lele patted his head and said, "Oh, yes, I almost forgot your identity." ”

These two are both ghosts and immortals, and the things in the yang world are not easy for them to come by?

Wu Gang whispered to Zhang Xiaoya: "That's good, it's plastic, will it crack when you sit on it?"

Zhang Xiaoya pushed Wu Gang into the car with a palm and said, "Shut up!"

This time the treatment was good, not with a kick.