Chapter 499: Sending Benefits? Digging a Sinkhole!

On Weibo, the other side is still complaining: The sky is not afraid, the earth is not afraid, he is afraid that the host of the Spring Festival Gala will tell jokes, he thinks he is shaking a burden, but it falls down with a bunch of stones.

And the appearance of the most aggrieved host in history here made the audience laugh so much that their stomachs hurt.

In fact, it's not that the level of CTV hosts is not good, right, if you really want to compare the hosting skills, if you don't blow or black, any intern in the host of CTV can crush the cannon brother of the beginner Chinese level.

With such an effect, it is completely the good assist here, combined with the situation created on the scene tonight and the foreshadowing in the early stage, Brother Pao doesn't have to speak at all, and he is shaking off the burden when he takes the microphone to the stage so aggrieved, a super large burden that can make people laugh.

And the form is not the same, the CTV Spring Festival Gala should be serious and solemn, what the host said is basically not his own words, as soon as the draft approved by the leader is taken, he uses a passionate broadcast voice to memorize the script, and it's over.

In ancient times, the CTV Spring Festival Gala and the audience interacted with the audience basically in minutes, and now it doesn't exist, and you can generally see that the interaction is the awkward chat between the two hosts on the stage,

A had a mysterious expression: "Do you know?

B's exaggerated expression: "Shenma?"

A's shocked expression: "Of course......"

After Balabala explained a bunch of things, B's expression immediately changed to so powerful and awesome: Where can I buy such a powerful poison?

Then A will look excited: "We are all blessed today, because so-and-so brought so-and-so to our live broadcast tonight, let's go and see it together!"

The audience looked embarrassed: "......"

This kind of humor that treats the audience as fools, who can stand it, goosebumps all over his body.

In comparison, the Dream Family Spring Festival Gala is too free, Brother Pao has completely let himself go on stage, and suddenly the drama is possessed, and he choked with tears in his exaggerated voice, and clenched his fists at the camera,

"If you hadn't complained that there was no host, I'm afraid I wouldn't have had the right to speak tonight, thank you, old iron!"

"Hahahaha!"

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is acting and pretending to be stupid, the host of the CTV Spring Festival Gala is pretending to be from beginning to end, and if you don't make a mistake, you will successfully complete the task, and here you are improvised, pretending to be stupid and selling cuteness to break all the stalks buried in front of you, and it has completely become like a talk show, with constant laughter.

When the "host nonsense" that the audience least wants to see becomes a wonderful show, there is no groove to spit out.

Brother Pao also clicked to the point: "Thanks to the blessing of the Weibo complaining army, I can finally appear, in order to repay the Weibo fans for their kindness to my reconstruction, I decided to send you benefits!"

I'll go!

Welfare?

A mysterious gift?

The fans are all excited, because DreamWorks' benefits are against the sky every time, and looking at those fans who are at the scene, they are envious to heartbreak!

"I'm going to decide!"

"I'm going to grab it this time!"

"How to get it, how to get it!"

On stage,

Brother Pao took out his mobile phone in public, and when the content on the screen of his mobile phone was directly transmitted to the big screen of the stage, the audience was dumbfounded, it was actually the backstage interface of the DreamWorks website!

And now, he's editing and publishing the event with a frenetizing hand speed in the live broadcast.

"Wow!"

"Don't you want to be so improvised!"

"Awesome, is this arranged, or is it really improvised?"

Whatever, just looked at him and clicked his hand a few times, and a small box immediately popped up on the live broadcast page of the Dream Home Spring Festival Gala,

"Watch the show carefully, answer the questions and participate in the lottery, and win mysterious luxury gifts!"

This feeling is so exciting!

The fans at the scene also took out their mobile phones to keep up with the rhythm, and at home, they saw the audience waiting for Brother Pao to explain the rules of the event, however, Brother Pao immediately put away his mobile phone after releasing the event and asked loudly,

"Are you ready?

What the heck!

We don't even know what we want to answer, but you can explain, just a title and a box for answering, plus a submit button, and there is nothing, it's too tricky!

Audience:

"Not ready!"

"How to play!"

"Tell me what questions you want to answer!"

"Pit people, pit people, don't say the rules!"

"Hahahaha!"

Brother Cannon smiled,

"After you watch the show in a while, you'll know, friendly reminder, cheer up the spirit, our gifts are absolutely luxurious, but it's difficult, hehe!"

After Brother Pao finished speaking, he waved his hand and turned around to leave, and the stage lights dimmed in an instant!

Flipping the table, the audience stopped doing it,

"Huh~~~~!!"

"Stop!"

"You just said you came up to perform a show, what about your show?"

"That's it, if you don't perform a show, you're not allowed to leave!"

As if he heard the cries of the masses, the lights that had just dimmed turned on again, and Brother Pao looked confused,

"Huh? Did I just say that?"

"Did!"

"Sing!"

"Sing!"

Brother Pao: "Singing is trivial, but what if I take up the time of the next show, and the actors of the next show come out and beat me?"

"We approved it!"

"We've got you covered!"

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continues to hilarious interactions, in fact, it is not deliberately procrastinated, but the next program must have so much preparation time.

No one noticed it, not even the audience in the front row of the scene who watched the dance fascinated!

Just when "Riverdance" was in progress, someone in the back row of the scene had quietly left the stage, and after Brother Cannon came out to interact with the audience, the cameras were all on the stage, and no one noticed that the full audience seats were now quietly vacant about one-third!

At this time, on the right side of the backstage of the stage, there was an army of people who were ready to go, all of whom were DreamWorks employees, all dressed in bright red clothes, and a big "pit" word was printed on their chests, which was spectacular!

That's right, the boss took the lead in the show first, and the senior sister and junior brother also relayed to follow, so who should be next?

Don't you need to ask, of course it's the Dream Family's whole army attacking!

That's what the boss said,

"Lao Tzu spent so much money on a party, how can you not help the field, I said before, let each of you become a big star...... That's impossible!

But this Spring Festival Gala, each of you has to show my face in front of the national audience, come and come, all of you take it, one person has a famous song, and no one is missing!"

In this way, everyone was forcibly pulled into the car by Su Luo, and the beautiful name said: I will fly, one person will become famous!

Now the army of "pit heads" is covering their mouths and snickering, and they are happy to talk to each other.

"Tsk, our poor fans, they don't know what they're going to face in a while, right?

"Poof, the boss's conscience is too bad, he says it's welfare, but it's actually digging a sinkhole!"

"Hehe, let them see it immediately, what is the endless pit, no, it's the endless abyss!"

"Haha, what's our slogan?"

"One person, one famous song, don't stop if you don't pit the dead~ yes!"

"Stop talking, let's see if there are all the people!"

"It's all together!"

"Uh-huh, all ready, smash the cup as the number, and the whole army will attack!"

"Ha~!"

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