Chapter 500: The Whole Army Strikes, Change the Rice March!
On stage,
The soft grinding and hard bubbles of the audience at the scene finally have "results", Brother Pao "cough" cleared his throat and said,
"Ahem, then I'll have a little bit, okay?"
"Yay~~~!!"
The fans were happy and cheering, but no one thought that the show had officially started at this moment!
Brother Pao's level is not as good as a professional-level singer, but he is also an out-and-out celebrity in KTV.
I saw him raise the microphone and soar directly, "Sister, you boldly go forward, go forward, don't look back~~!"
"Wow!"
"Oh my God, that's amazing!"
"It's too much, the dreamer really knows how to sing!"
Suddenly, with a loud voice, the audience was all shocked, frightened, swallowed saliva, and looked at Brother Pao dumbfounded, waiting for the next sentence.
And at this moment, just when Brother Cannon was about to soar the second sentence, "the road to the sky......"
"Change rice, change rice, change rice, change rice......"
Suddenly, a louder voice came and interrupted Brother Cannon.
What's the situation?
The audience was stunned!
I saw a farmer uncle pushing an antique bicycle from the 80s on the right side of the stage, and a hemp bag was placed in the back seat of the bicycle car, singing in the purest Shaanxi accent, "Sister, You Go Forward Boldly".
"Poof~~!!"
"Hahahahahaha~~!!"
The audience didn't know what was going on, but it was so funny!
"Change rice, change rice, change rice~~!"
The chaotic peasant uncle followed the bicycle and shouted at his small business as if no one was around.
Brother Pao on the stage put down the microphone, made a shrug and helpless expression, stood in place and silently watched the farmer uncle leave slowly, and then sighed and said in the laughter of the audience,
"Look, I said I'd be beaten!"
The audience burst into laughter, and it was really a prophecy, the actors of the next show are really here to do something!
"Come, hurry up, let's move on!"
Brother Cannon raised the microphone and spoke,
"Sister, you boldly ......"
"Change rice for rice, change for rice, change for rice, change for big rice~!"
Uncle Farmer came back from the left side of the stage,
"Poof~!"
"Tick me off!"
"Who is this peasant uncle, you guys are so good at playing, haha!"
At the same time,
The stage lights dimmed instantly, and the voice of Brother Cannon came,
"On behalf of all the members of DreamWorks, I would like to greet all the audience at the scene and in front of the screen!
As soon as Brother Pao's words fell, the stage instantly lit up again, and the musical accompaniment sounded at the same time.
"Change the rice, change the rice, change the rice, change the big......"
Caught off guard, the two of them pushed their bicycles and walked away from the left side after singing, and an army suddenly appeared on the right side of the stage and lined up on the stage!
"Wow!"
"That's a lot of people!"
"Is it really all out!"
"Dreamer chorus?"
"Look, at the front are Mickey and Minnie, so cute!"
"Poof~!What does the clothes on the body mean, all written in a pit!"
Soon the audience knew what it meant, and when Mickey at the head of the line walked to the microphone position, the musical accompaniment was just right.
A gorgeous turn into the microphone,
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, and my brother walks on the shore!"
Poof, isn't this Su Luo's voice, Mickey is the pit master!
You dead tease, do you think we can't hear it with a hood?
The fans all screamed and laughed, and after hearing Mickey's cute voice in the cartoon, they now have a feeling that Mickey's image has collapsed in an instant!
What is the rice march, it is clearly the pit master's "Slender Man's Love"!
Oh?
Is that really the case?
Minnie followed and her sweet voice followed,
"Green water and green mountains with a smile~!"
The national audience was dumbfounded again!
Obviously, this should be Minnie's voice actor, but this is not the point, the point is ......
Is this how this song is sung?
It's another song that's messed up, and it's just messed up without any sense of disobedience!
One person sang a sentence and turned around and continued to walk forward, and the person who followed behind him immediately connected seamlessly.
"You really don't have any conscience~!"
"My Chinese heart!"
"The sea is smiling, and the tide on both sides of the strait is surging!"
"We see you again, dear mother, please kiss your son goodbye!"
"I kiss you goodbye, on a street where no one is. ”
"Her name is Xiaowei~!"
What else can't I understand, this is a song skewer, or is it different from the general skewer, a lyric is a song, and it is placed in a chord, without any sense of disobedience!
In an instant, everyone was messy, what did Brother Pao say just now?
How many members of the Dream Family must be, even if the two of them sing a sentence together, a sentence is a song?
It has to be skewered together into a song without any sense of disobedience, so how many songs do you have to choose, and most importantly, who do you guess wrote these songs? Who else can there be besides Su Luo, either his songs, or we haven't heard them!
Thinking about it like this, my scalp was numb and my whole body trembled, it was too terrifying, I didn't believe it, this was impossible, how did Su Luo do it!
However, things seem to be like this, and if you don't believe it, you have to believe it, because our lovely senior sister has appeared again, and Meng Meng Da sang in relay,
"The snail carries that heavy shell!"
Isn't this the children's song Su Luo wrote to the senior sister?
Who hasn't heard it now, there are a few people who can't sing, and the next sentence is not,
"Step by step ......"
This melody just came to mind, but in front of my ears,
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!"
Nani?
That's not how you sing it!
What kind of song is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, the audience already wants to flip the table!
I can only continue to be messy in the wind, and I feel that I can't look directly at this children's song in the future, and I laughed out loud with a "poof", it's too show!
"I'm going crazy!"
"Haha, it's funny!"
"Oh my God, can we still have fun together!"
Uh-huh, aren't we having a good time now, the whole army is attacking, one person is a famous song, the show is flying, and even our little sweet rabbit sister is back,
"A big river, wide waves!"
It's my homeland!
The audience just had the idea of "the wind blows the rice flower......
"On the shore of Honghu Lake, yes, it's my hometown~!"
Burst!
Another mouthful of old blood!
There is still no sense of disobedience, if we weren't used to listening to "My Motherland" in advance, the cliff would have been deceived by you!
I can't imagine how many songs there are in it, but this skewer is so funny and funny, when I hear the songs I have heard stringed to other songs, I can't help laughing, even if I haven't heard it at all, I am stunned by the cooperation of various gods!
"Come with me!"
"Let's go!"
"Leave at dawn!"
"You've got me, you've got it all, wow!"
"The dream has awakened!"
"Hey, hey, all of them wow!
......
"Song of a Good Man" messed into "Happy Hometown", and when I heard this, the audience was already convulsive with laughter, and when I heard it,
"Falling in love with someone who doesn't come home. ”
"What's the difference!"
GG!
Laugh and faint completely!
What a difference between god's meowing!
This sonorous and powerful voice, the momentum of who else is full of pride......
You go away for me, fall in love with someone who doesn't go home, what do you have to be proud of!
"Hahahaha!"
"Oh! My three views are shattered!"
"Laugh... Laugh... Don't move, haha!"
......