Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 9 Ghost Catching Action Group

"This barbecue is really delicious, could it be that Xiaoya you practiced it in the Burning Hell, after all, it is to often punish those sinful souls and the like, but it is really fragrant. ”

Wu Gang was eating the barbecue made by Comrade Zhang Xiaoya himself, and praised Zhang Xiaoya's craftsmanship.

Zhang Xiaoya was very happy that Wu Gang praised her, although she always felt that it sounded strange, but no matter what, as long as it was praised, it would be over.

Huang Meiling sat quietly in the car and edited the content just shot with her mobile phone, she was very excited now, she didn't expect that the camera could really shoot those ghosts, although the pixels are not very high-definition, but enough, it is absolutely enough to scare those who are timid and dare not look at it.

Wu Gang took a skewer of mutton skewers and reached into the car window and said, "Boss Meiling, you should also pay attention to eating after work." ”

Huang Meiling pushed the barbecue away and said, "I'm not hungry, I've lost weight recently." ”

Wu Gang muttered: "My God, you still eat instant noodles to lose weight, and the box at home is enough to make you gain fifty pounds." ”

Huang Meiling glared at Wu Gang and said, "What did you say?"

Wu Gang waved his hand and said: "It's okay, I just sigh that people live a fast life now, so that they don't even care about their bodies, after all, the body is the capital to make money, but some people only want to make money and use it to recuperate with peace of mind for the rest of their lives." ”

Huang Meiling was speechless, reached out and took Wu Gang's lamb skewers, took a bite absentmindedly, and continued to edit with her mobile phone.

Although she planned to use it for live broadcasting, it happened too quickly, and it was dangerous at the time, so Huang Meiling and Liang Lele couldn't really broadcast it live surrounded by ghosts.

Even if it will be hot, the two of them will definitely be cool after that.

Wu Gang sat on the ground and grabbed a handful of barbecue again, and said while eating: "I saw the owner of that illusion just now, it is a female ghost in a red robe, but she looks very young, but I always feel that she is a powerful ghost, do you want to send someone to arrest her?"

Zhang Xiaoya said: "This is for sure, a fool who can create illusions, we can't let them go in the yang world, maybe there will be victims, and then the underworld will be in trouble again." ”

Wu Gang took over and said: "I know, after all, people who are killed by ghosts will also become ghosts in the end, you said that two ghosts will not pinch each other together? And even if that ghost is strong, but she can't stand group beatings, such as Gaconuts and the like, and killed a lot of people, right? I guess that the ghost can drown her by spitting and foaming." ”

Shi Yuanhua hurriedly said: "This is one point, but the other point is very troublesome, people who are killed by ghosts are not considered dead, but they can't stay in the yang world, they can only wait for reincarnation in the underworld, that kind of resentment, tsk, there are many powerful ghosts who were eaten by these resentful ghosts the moment we caught them in the underworld, and there is no scum left." ”

Wu Gang put his hands on his head and said: "Ah, so what do you think of those ghost heads and melons that kill people indiscriminately, oh, no, they have no heads." ”

Zhang Xiaoya said: "There is no way, after all, he was killed, but he can't go to the person who killed him." ”

Wu Gang said: "Being killed by someone, he has become a powerful ghost, but he doesn't dare to find the person who hurt him, it's really a coward." But when you go and send someone to arrest you, I'll follow and see. ”

He stretched out his hand to Huang Meiling and said, "Boss, give me the camera, I'll shoot something more exciting for you later, don't be scared." ”

Huang Meiling knew that Wu Gang definitely wanted to follow this group of black and white impermanence to catch ghosts, but she didn't want to go through that kind of thing a second time just now, although the matter ended quickly, but this was the darkest ten minutes of her life.

Huang Meiling stored the edited footage, then took off the camera and handed it to Wu Gang and said, "Shoot well, your travel expenses are about to arrive." ”

Wu Gang said obediently: "Okay, boss." After all, I don't like to say that I want to travel, but I'm still in this city, and my goal is the sea of stars!"

He picked up the camera and made a chic movement with his back to Huang Meiling, Liang Lele on the side was stunned, didn't she know that Wu Gang was so funny?

Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua looked at Wu Gang who was walking away in a daze, and said, "Why are you going?"

Wu Gang didn't reply: "The so-called tough guy never looks back, I'm going to fall there and get up there, that ghost, I'm done!"

Zhang Xiaoya and Shi Yuanhua said together: "Then you go, don't worry, we will come over in time to collect your body." ”

Wu Gang instantly ran back here and said: "It's too much, so what do you want, didn't you say that you want to send ghosts to catch ghosts? Why are you so slow? As black and white impermanence, you have to have Cao Cao's speed to do it, such ink, no wonder there are so many ghosts in the world, it's all done by your speed." ”

Shi Yuanhua stood up and said angrily: "What are you doing? It will take at least two hours for us to call the ghost messenger to come from the underworld, can't you wait any longer?"

Wu Gang straightened his waist and said with a solemn expression: "Soldier, we can't fail in the next task, as the so-called soldier is fast, if you are so slow, that ghost will run away, act quickly." ”

He spoke like a general, Shi Yuanhua was stunned by Wu Gang, and he said in a daze: "Okay, sir, I'll take action." ”

Zhang Xiaoya grabbed Shi Yuanhua, who was rebelled by Wu Gang, and said: "What are you doing, calm down, we also dealt with it just now, that ghost is not so easy to deal with, don't be brainwashed by him, you must know that Wu Gang is the prince in the pit world, and you will give away people's heads when you go!"

Shi Yuanhua calmed down, punched Wu Gang, and planned to press him to the ground and rub it wildly, but Wu Gang was not afraid, he didn't know what he was talking about, anyway, it was not a good word, and he was fighting with Bai Wuchang Shi Yuanhua, like a child fighting.

Zhang Xiaoya held her forehead and began to call the underworld, asking the underworld to send a few ghosts over.

In just half an hour's effort, Shi Yuanhua, the man, was already dirty like a wild cat that had just fought, and Wu Gang had become a single dog with messy hair.

"Nonsense, as an author, you don't write with your own emotions, you're single, do you still plan to make me, a fictional character, single?

Wu Gang looked up to the sky and roared, not knowing who he was talking to, and the black and white outside the car looked at him with a look at the snake spirit.

A black van appeared out of thin air, and five armored demons stepped out of it, each with a modern M16 rifle in their hands, and they didn't know that this was the shooting club there preparing to play here.

Wu Gang Σ (⊙▽⊙"a: "So handsome, why is the ghost poor equipment more handsome than black and white impermanence, isn't this difference a little too big, wow, there seems to be a set of such armor, tsk, look at this texture, look at this armor wrapped with a perfect body, what kind of bullet is used in this rifle, when are you not going to use cold weapons in the underworld? Aren't you afraid that you won't have enough bullets when you encounter evil ghosts? Do you still use spells? You ·····"

Before he finished speaking, he was strangled by Zhang Xiaoya's throat and couldn't make a sound.

Shi Yuanhua said with a dark face on the side: "Brothers, don't laugh, this guy is like this." ”

A relatively short ghost said: "Is this the Wu Gang you want to protect?" I feel so interesting, when I have a holiday, I really want to have a meal with him." ”

Wu Gang rolled a crocodile and broke free of Zhang Xiaoya's arm, he walked up to the ghost and said: "Hello, hello, are you my fan? I didn't expect that my fame has reached the underworld, I'm really embarrassed, I don't know why it suddenly became popular, hehe, you want to eat with me, it's okay, when this mission is completed, I'll tell your leader and let him give you a vacation." ”

His hand never let go of this ghost cha's hand, and the other four oni cha looked sideways at Wu Gang, how could this guy see that this ghost cha was a girl.

Wu Gang turned his head and glanced at them with sharp eyes, as a single guy with a mother and fetus, how could he not tell whether it was a man or a woman.

The other four ghosts are Σ (⊙▽⊙"a, why does this guy inexplicably make people feel an urge to beat up.

Then, the female ghost seemed to see what Wu Gang meant, and she didn't speak, she fell over the shoulder, and then said with a smile: "Lord Wu Gang, the ghost sent Jiang Yueying to report to you! You promised me Oh, when the mission is over, invite me to eat in the yang world, my boss is Lord Niu Tou, his temper is not very good, the legendary cow temper is him, if you can't do it, I have to take Lord Wu Gang to the underworld for a day trip." ”

Wu Gang danced and said: "Don't talk about such a terrible topic with such a smile, don't worry, it's just a bull's head, I can ask him to give you a day off with a phone call, it's decided, brothers, let's go!"

Jiang Yueying smiled: "Okay, get in the car, let's go!"

She gave the order succinctly, and the other four ghosts got into the car with guns in hand, and Wu Gang was pulled up by Shi Yuanhua and Zhang Xiaoya, and the situation was similar to arresting a criminal.

The business car started slowly, and before disappearing, Zhang Xiaoya poked her head out and said to Huang Meiling: "Sister Meiling, my Lamborghini will be entrusted to you for the time being." ”

Huang Meiling had already sat in the driver's seat, and also stretched out her hand to Zhang Xiaoya and said, "Okay, go early and come back early." ”

Hey, hey, I didn't expect that my mother would be able to afford to drive a Lamborghini one day, although it is not a car in the sun, but it is super refreshing to have a good time.

The business car slowly disappeared, Wu Gang just sat in the car, looked at the four expressionless men opposite, and couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

He was very sincere, very pious, and said with twenty points of affection: "Brave men, catching ghosts is secondary, but please be sure to protect it, thank you very much." ”

Zhang Xiaoya rolled her eyes and said: "We have protected you for twenty-three years, and we haven't heard you speak in this tone, it's really cheap." ”

Wu Gang shrugged and said, "That's different, after all, most of the time, you only appeared when my soul was scared, and those who don't know think that you are here to hook the soul." ”

Shi Yuanhua shouted again and fought with Wu Gang, this stinky and shameless person, today I want him to know what Zhi'en Tu Bao is.

In the teleportation space, the sound of fierce fighting suddenly resounded.