Volume 1 Big Mouth Walks in All Directions Chapter 10 Ah·· There was a twist
There is a fog here, and there are only two buildings here, a noodle shop and a school.
There are no students in the school and no customers in the noodle shop.
A business car appeared here suddenly, and the moment the door opened, the noisy sound accompanied by all kinds of impatient ghosts walked down.
"My God, you actually let a ghost be a car, I said why this beautiful ghost sent sister to sit with us, it's all your fault, Xiao Shi, you, as an adult, actually fought with me, let me delay the opportunity to see beautiful women, it's really too much, no, you seem to be more than an adult, you're about to lose your scum, okay? As a Bai Wuchang who has lived for three hundred years, it's shameful for you to behave like this, you know? It's too much, forget it, after all, I'm an adult, I'll forgive you for this kind of thing. ”
Shi Yuanhua was stunned for a moment by what he said, and then said angrily: "So, I have to say I'm sorry!"
"Well, it's okay, that's it, let's go, we're going to catch ghosts. ”
Wu Gang grabbed the mini camera and strode behind the ghosts. Shi Yuanhua gritted his teeth and said to Zhang Xiaoya: "Let me tell you, if I wasn't ordered to protect him, I would definitely send him to hell with his tongue pulled!"
Zhang Xiaoya shrugged her shoulders and said: "You don't have this right if you want to fight, what's more, there is no name in the book of life and death, according to reason, when he was born, he should be registered in the book of life and death, but no." And what he said to us when he was born, the mana contained in his voice can make us who have been practicing the Tao for three hundred years unbearable!"
She patted Shi Yuanhua on the shoulder and said, "Give up, young man." ”
Zhang Xiaoya turned around and walked towards Wu Gang without hesitation, after all, he was ordered by the king of Hades to protect him, but he couldn't make a mistake, he would be expelled!
Recalling the days when she was still a ghost in the underworld, Zhang Xiaoya said that she didn't want to experience it again, it was really uncomfortable, there was no play, no food, she could only float like that, if it weren't for the original black and white impermanence of the underworld, she really couldn't bear such a busy performance, and held a competition exam, I'm afraid that Zhang Xiaoya would really drift forever in the underworld, and there would still be as beautiful as it is now.
Shi Yuanhua stomped his foot heavily, he now really wanted to use a spell to kill Wu Gang secretly, as a person from Shushan, after taking up a position in the underworld as Bai Wuchang, how could he let this guy ride on his head and do whatever he wanted!
Then, Shi Yuanhua sighed deeply again, and put away the flying sword hidden in his sleeve, after all, he was a little kid who grew up watching from a young age, so forget it, it's just a little more talking.
Under the influence of Wu Gang, the five ghosts who were searching for female ghosts in front of them suddenly lost their serious atmosphere, and they all subconsciously relaxed their spirits.
Jiang Yueying, the female ghost who walked in the front, shouted: "What are you doing for me! Cheer up! And you, Wu Gang, if you don't want your mouth to be sealed by a staple, shut up for me!"
Wu Gang was taken aback.
"I'm telling you, there's a good chance she'll actually shut you up if you continue to say that, and I suggest you keep quiet. ”
"Oh, yes, I have to be such a cute little sister who should not do such a terrible thing, but just in case, I still don't try to be crazy on the verge of death. ”
"Very good, in that case, you better shoot well, in case you miss any wonderful shots, it will be worth the loss. ”
"That's right, after all, some people don't come back once they miss it, let alone ghosts. ”
After the few ghosts in front of him heard Jiang Yueying's roar, Wu Gang stopped talking, and they all became frightened, didn't they expect the captain's deterrent power to be so strong? Even the black and white impermanence adults couldn't stop their mouths, and they were frightened and silent by her? It seems that you should not mess with her in the future, maybe she will disappear inexplicably one day.
Jiang Yueying didn't know that her image in the ghost difference had completely changed to the level of a ghost, and judging from this situation, it was very likely that she would continue to be single.
Wu Gang quietly filmed with the camera, and began to look around for any traces of the female ghost just now.
They walked into the school, which looked brand new, without the shabby and stale feel of a ghost movie, except for the lack of lights, everything else was very good.
Quietly, except for Wu Gang's footsteps, the other ghosts almost didn't make a sound and strode forward.
Wu Gang saw that they were walking faster and faster, for fear of encountering the female ghost just now, so he also quickened his pace.
This is probably the first man in the history of mankind to run after a ghost, in short, if anyone sees this scene, they will be scared into a fool.
Wu Gang has been exposed to black and white impermanence and his own death since he was a child, and he has long been not afraid of this terrifying scene, to be precise, he has not known what fear is since he was born.
A touch of red sleeves flashed from the staircase, Jiang Yueying's eyes changed, and she said murderously: "Come out!" We will consider commuting your punishment." ”
For a long time, there was no movement there, as if there was no such thing.
Wu Gang came back to his senses, temporarily stopped chatting with the voice in his head, and he sneered: "Yo, so, these ghosts really have no brains, no matter what the origin is, they like to pretend to be mysterious, you say that this trick is okay to deal with ordinary people, and now I also play such a game against ghosts, I really want to know how he died, is it because he was drowned by the water in his head?"
The sound echoed through the silent campus, a little scary.
But the female ghost in red was still indifferent, as if she was planning to scare people according to the old routine.
Jiang Yueying's face gradually turned white, angry, her identity is here, there are still ghosts pretending to be in front of her, it is really enough.
"Fire at me, and use the Spirit Explosion Charm for me!"
The four demons received the order, took out some golden charms from their bosoms and still held them at the staircase, and the dazzling golden light dispelled the confusion around them in an instant, as dazzling as the sun shining in.
Then, five ghosts, including Jiang Yueying, shot at the staircase with rifles made through the underworld, and a large number of psionic bullets hit the walls, and the staircase aisles brought out huge deep pits, which seemed to be made according to the style of dummy bullets.
"Ah!! die!!"
The female ghost finally couldn't help it, appeared in front of the ghosts, crawled on the ground and crawled towards them, super fast, very powerful, very gaconuts.
Wu Gang accurately filmed every scene of the female ghost with the camera, this is a real ghost, super exciting.
However, the IQ of this female ghost seems to be a bit touching, and she still treats these ghost uncles in front of her as ordinary humans.
A tall ghost watched coldly as the female ghost crawled closer and opened its bloody mouth to swallow it, and suddenly roared, and a sound wave like a substance suddenly pierced through the female ghost.
The female ghost only felt like a sailboat in the middle of the sea, undulating, dizzy and wanting to vomit.
Wu Gang's eyes lit up on the side, this trick seems to be able to be learned.
Of course, he knew how awesome he was, but he still couldn't find a suitable way to pretend to be forced, so he didn't act recklessly, and could only rely on black and white impermanence to die, and now this ghostly sonic attack deeply remembered him in his heart.
Wu Gang sent those bear children who practiced the law of the jungle to the hospital when he was in school, relying on the energy contained in his voice, but this could only be used when his mood was in turmoil, but now, he could try to use pure roaring to deal with some unpleasant guys.
The female ghost eventually fainted and fell to the ground and was tied up by four onicha.
Jiang Yueying took a long breath and said, "Very good, call it a day, Wu Gang, you said that you want Lord Niutou to ask me for a day off, and it is not allowed to count." ”
Wu Gang nodded and said: "No problem, believe in my strength, if the bull head doesn't let you take a holiday, then I'll make a noise to kill him, and bring his cow ears to drink, well, that's it, you can rest assured." ”
Jiang Yueying laughed at his bragging, motioned to his subordinates to let them go to the car, and took out a mobile phone and said, "Come, add WeChat." ”
Wu Gang was speechless for a moment, these days, have even ghosts started to use WeChat?
He glanced at the avatar, it was a very beautiful girl, but the clothes were a little scary, it was the kind of snow-white dress like paper.
Jiang Yueying smiled: "How about it, this is the one I took when I was on a mission in the yang world, it's good-looking." ”
Wu Gang smiled, "Good looking······"
He could see that this was a wax man, so why did Jiang Yueying dress up as a wax man to take pictures? Who was she going to scare at the time?
The black and white impermanence behind him looked at the end of the matter so quickly, and they were all relieved, after all, the strength of a ghost who had conjured up an illusion was extraordinary.
Wu Gang was suddenly surprised: "Wait, have you found a thing, if this female ghost was caught by you, then why hasn't the illusion here disappeared, this is completely different from the setting in the inner world, and ah, why did you suddenly point a gun at me? Also, why did your face suddenly become hideous, digging a groove, you also let go of this female ghost, is there anyone, come and explain to me what the hell is going on, you are suddenly stunned for Mao?
He turned around and ran, and all the ghosts and immortals in the underworld, including the black and white impermanence, and the female ghost chased after Wu Gang.
Human potential can be maximized in a crisis, Wu Gang confirmed this sentence, he ran at a strange speed, ran directly to the campus, and began to hide from those ghosts and immortals who suddenly became ill.
The female ghost stood quietly on the playground of the campus, with a strange smile on her face, and the blood from the corner of her mouth fell drop by drop.
"When I catch you, I'll pull your tongue out..."
She said this sentence gloomily, obviously holding a grudge against Wu Gang's previous use of mosaics to paste his face.
"So, what the hell is going on? If you don't die, you won't die? I'm wrong, I shouldn't have died in the first place, I should have come to such a dangerous place after graduating and going to work honestly, I was wrong, I was really wrong. ”
Wu Gang began to run around the classroom with a crying voice·······