Chapter 17: Love is more powerful than Jin Jianzi
"Hehehehehehe. Hehehehehehe. ”
"Let us live a chic life with red dust! ”
"Sing to the wine and sing the joy in your heart! vigorously grasp the youth. ”
"Cheers, everyone!"
In KTV, Yang Yun, Li Qiang, Tang Shiyu, and Tang Shiwu are happily singing the theme song of Huanzhu Gege.
Before Yang Yun didn't have a system, when did he ever think that he would have such a day, there were many beautiful women, and they sang like this! As sung in the song, Hongchen lived a chic life as a companion.
Yang Yun looked into the microphone! His heart beat faster! He said: "Next, the moon represents my heart to send you poetry and rain." ”
And at this moment, something unpleasant happened, and the door of the KTV room was pushed open heavily.
"Who is this Nima!Labor and management are about to sing to the goddess!Who is it!" Yang Yun could only complain weakly.
After the door was pushed open, a few thugs rushed in, followed by nearly twenty people! The fat man who took the lead, how could Yang Yun not know him, this was the person who came to Tang Shiyu and the two sisters to collect money from the e-sports hotel last time.
"Little girl, you're singing! Life is really good!" said the fat man at first glance at Tang Shiyu in the KTV room.
After the fat man finished speaking, he found Yang Yun, his eyes were full of doubts, and he was even more afraid, and the fat man said: "Boy, are you again?
The fat man brought a lot of people this time, so he was not afraid, the gangsters surrounded him, and Yang Yun and Li Qiang stepped forward to block in front of the two sisters.
Yang Yun glared at the fat man and said, "Haven't we already untied the beam with Brother Gang?
The fat man sneered: "That's right, Liang Zi is untied, but the little girl's father owes us Brother Gang's money again." ”
What? Tang Shiyu's father went to gamble again? Impossible, Yang Yun took Tang Dad to spend all day drinking, he had stopped gambling for a long time!
Yang Yun sneered: "Nonsense! I don't believe it, Shiyu's father can't still gamble!"
The fat man took out a note from a thug and handed it to Yang Yun, "Boy, look, this is an IOU." ”
Yang Yun took the IOU and looked at it! Sure enough, there was Tang's father's handprint and signature on it, and the loan was 800,000 yuan!
"I think it's fake!" It was Li Qiang who spoke, and he didn't believe that Dad Tang would gamble again.
"It's really Daddy's word. Tang Shiyu was a little disappointed in her eyes, she didn't expect her father to gamble.
The fat man snatched the IOU and laughed, "Now believe it, right? The principal is 800,000, plus the interest of the past few days, a total of 1 million, and we will leave if we give the money." ”
"How could my dad lose so much?" Tang Shiyu didn't believe it, even if his dad gambled, he wouldn't lose so much.
The fat man shook the IOU in his hand and smiled, "That old boy is betting against our brother Gang!
Yang Yun is a little clear, eighty percent is their set!
Last time, I gave them 100,000 yuan in reparations. wanted to draw a line with these social scum, but he didn't expect Yang Yun to become someone else's lamb to be slaughtered!
Yang Yun is rich! But it's not like this they blackmail. He regretted it a little, why didn't he just spend 200,000 yuan to send Brother Gang a ghost to jump out of the window to scare him to death.
Yang Yun: "Lord System, I want that [Smile Half-Step Crazy]!"
System: "If you are not annoyed, you will buy [Laughing Half Step Crazy], isn't the new product [Love Than Jin Jian Medicine] fragrant?
Yang Yun: "You still sell goods? Broken intestine grass is a thing of 2 million yuan! I am poor!"
System: "Whatever you want, exchange for a few half-steps with a smile?"
Yang Yun: "By the way, what is the function of your love than Jin Jian Medicine?
System: "You're really dirty! This system doesn't sell adult products! If you want to know what function is, just buy one and try it, friendly reminder to you, a bottle can trick two or three people." ”
Yang Yun: "Okay, let's try the new variety today! I'll spend 1.5 million to exchange for [Love Than Gold Potion]!"
Seeing that Yang Yun was in a daze, the fat man said unhappily: "Boy, why are you in a daze?
Yang Yun didn't reply, and took out a bottle of perfume from his arms, oh phew!
Yang Yun: "How to use this thing?"
System: "Open it directly and sprinkle it on him, and the person being sprinkled will have deep feelings for you to the point of exploding." ”
Yang Yun: "Nima, you still say it's not that kind of medicine?"
System: "Labor and management said no! Believe it or not! Bye-bye!"
Yang Yun naturally hadn't used this love pill, and he also wanted to know how powerful it was, if it didn't work, he would change it to [Death in One Day] and let them faint as a group.
Yang Yun poured the love than gold medicine in the palm of his hand, and raised his hand to sprinkle it on the fat man and Huang Mao who hit the head.
"Boy, what are you going to sprinkle on me?" asked the fat man unhappily.
"Nothing, just perfume. Yang Yunthou said with a smile.
As soon as Yang Yun's words fell, at this time, the fat man suddenly knelt down on one knee to Yang Yun! Yang Yun and Li Qiang, including everyone, were stunned.
"Big brother, Yun Chang Lai!" The fat man arched his hand, very respectful.
"Yanren Zhang Yide is here! Don't hurt my big brother!" Huang Mao pointed at the little gangsters and said viciously, as if he was going to eat people.
Yang Yun is also confused, this is love.... Compare... Gold.... Solid... Dose?
Why don't you call it Zhongyi Mixture! And let Yang Yun misinterpret its meaning for so long!
"Big brother, is this time the wait of people not good for big brother?" The fat man stepped forward to protect Yang Yun and pointed to the little gangsters he brought.
Yang Yunzhen was amused, and pretended to say: "Big brother has besieged this place for three days and three nights! Yun Chang! Go and drive them away!"
"Guan Yu commands!" Guan Yu said, oh bah, it's the fat man who said.
The little gangsters around him also looked confused, what happened to these two people? Fell into the evil spirit? Kowtow to Yang Yun? and then pretended to be Guan Yu and Zhang Fei?
"Brother Yang Yun, what's wrong with them?"
"What the hell is this?"
"Your biological weapon again?"
Li Qiang and Sister Hua were both mindlessly asking a lot of questions, this is really too evil! Is this kid Yang Yun a human or a ghost? Is it really just a biological weapon that Yang Yun said?
This love is really better than Jin Jian Medicine, Yang Yun couldn't explain it, and smiled awkwardly, "I don't know, let's take a look first." ”
In the crowd, I saw the fat man and the little yellow hair rushing in, and they were beating with their hands and feet.
The two eldest brothers want to beat the younger brothers, where do these little gangsters dare to fight back, and they block it with their hands.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Brother Huangmao, I'm Greenhair, why are you beating me?"
"Ouch!"
In the crowd, the fat man and the yellow haired man went in and out seven times! The killing was dark! The little gangsters were crying bitterly!
"Big brother, let's go!" Yun Chang dragged them down!" the fat man kicked at a thug.
"Let's go poetry rain!" With Yang Yun's shout, the four of them walked out of KTV.
The two people pretending to be Guan Yu and Zhang Fei in the KTV were still punching and kicking frantically! Within a few minutes, the fat man and Xiao Huangmao stopped.
They were so tired that they were panting, their vests were wet with sweat, the fat man touched his dizzy head, and looked at the little thugs under him, as if he had been beaten by someone, what the hell is going on?
"Fat brother, why are you beating us?"
"That's right, you and Brother Huang Mao pretended to be Guan Yu and Zhang Fei to beat us. ”
Seeing that the two of them stopped beating them, the little thugs stepped forward with their heads protected and asked tentatively.
"I'm going to hit you, I didn't!" the fat man was directly confused, what the hell is going on?
The fat man tried hard to recall that he really didn't beat them, and he scolded angrily: "This kid is really Nima Evil Sect, pay attention next time!"
Yang Yun and others have already left the KTV, and he communicates with the system while walking.
Yang Yun: "How long is this effect longer than the effect of Jin Jian Elixir?"
System: "About ten minutes!"
Yang Yun: "It's so short, they won't catch up, right?"
said that Cao Cao Cao had arrived, and at this time the fat man had already brought someone to follow.
If Yang Yun knew that the medicinal effect of this miscellaneous [Love is better than Jin Jian Elixir] was so short, he should have run faster just now.
"Don't run, boy, little girl's daddy is in our hands!" the fat man shouted from ten meters away.
When Yang Yun heard this, the four of them stopped! No one ran anymore!