Chapter 18: Fusion Pills?
"What did you do to my dad?" asked Tang Shiyu eagerly as soon as the fat man came over.
"That old boy owes us Brother Gang's money, of course, he was a guest in Brother Gang's field, and the so-called debt repayment is this reason. The fat man said unhurriedly, smiling at the corner of his mouth.
"Don't you just want money? Let's go, I'll go with you, give money and release people. "Yang Yun didn't plan to use system items to mess with them again, because Tang Shiyu's father was in their hands, so let's go to their nest first.
In this way, Yang Yun and the four of them followed the fat man to the bar at half past nine.
As soon as Yang Yun and the others entered the backstage office, they saw Brother Gang and a few thugs in the office, and Dad Tang was sitting in the middle of the crowd, shivering.
Dad Tang watched the four of them coming, and said tremblingly: "Good daughter, Dad didn't gamble, they forced me to gamble." ”
Tang Shiyu finally understood, she was a little angry, and said lightly, "The money last time was borrowed by my father!
The corners of Brother Gang's mouth moved slightly, and he said with a smile: "I have a letter here, although it cannot be recognized by the official, but it is also reasonable in the Tao." ”
At this time, Yang Yun snorted coldly, stepped forward and said, "Shiyu, don't talk so much, it doesn't make sense to reason with them." ”
Brother Gang stood up, touched Dad Tang's trembling old face and said, "If I want to let him go, it's okay, 1 million." ”
Yang Yun snorted coldly: "What if I don't give it?"
Brother Gang smiled, "Don't give it, then we can't do it, we can only collect the debt every day!"
The life that has finally settled down can't just be gone, if Yang Yun compromises this time, what about next time?
Yang Yun: "The system is coming out soon! Do you have any way to rectify these people, so that they will not dare to trouble us again in the future." Why don't you add them to WeChat and make a ghost jump out of the window?"
System: "You're really rubbish, I'm a Shenhao system, not specializing in selling bargains! If you don't give me money, if I don't have energy, how can I deal with the aftermath of the fairy things I did for you? Isn't there a new product, [Broken Intestine Grass] can give it a try and give you a 20% discount!"
Yang Yun thought about it, no wonder the system always asked to buy some expensive things, it turned out that he wanted to use the money to recharge his energy to maintain financial normalcy, as well as to deal with the aftermath of Yang Yun's immortal affairs!
Yang Yun: "That thing is millions! It's really expensive!"
System: "Actually, it's easy to spoof them, I'll give you an idea, you pay 3 million and I'll help you get them!"
Yang Yun: "Oh, really, can you subdue them?"
System: "Actually, these pills can be fused, for the sake of your first use, I will give you a free fusion, and the next time you will be charged." ”
"Boy, what are you doing there in a daze?" The fat man looked at Yang Yun in a daze, and his heart was empty, he wouldn't be evil again.
System: "This is a fusion pill formed by the fusion of [Laughing Half-Step Madness] and [Broken Intestine Grass], the name is: Life is better than death!"
Yang Yun: "This name is domineering! What is that broken intestine grass? Millions of things can't be a pit, right?"
System: "Bad pen, when did this system pit you, the broken intestine grass makes people diarrhea for a day, as painful as the liver and intestines are broken." ”
Yang Yun: "Isn't it okay for you to just say it's a laxative? ”
System: "Silly dog! Listen to the name, you know that the broken intestine grass is a material, and it can't be used directly, and the pills made from this kind of thing are a large number of people when you pull it, and a large range of group laxatives! I'm sorry for your millions?"
Yang Yun: "Okay, I promise to exchange for the fusion pill!" ”
System: "Ding! Successful exchange! Drink it, and there will be smoke when you spit it out." ”
Yang Yun: "Drink it? Labor and management won't be strained, right?"
The Shenhao exchange system obviously did not communicate with Yang Yun and cut off contact.
"Boy. Have you thought about it?, what are you drinking?" The fat man saw Yang Yun take out a small bottle from his pocket and drank it, this kid is still in the mood to drink a drink?
Puff puff!
Puff puff!
As Yang Yun drank the poison, what he spit out was a white smoke, and everyone was surrounded by smoke.
"Boy, what are you spitting out!" Brother Gang scolded angrily, and was even more puzzled, this kid ate water, why did he vomit smoke?
"Poetry rain, poetry dance, hadron come here. Yang Yun said and pulled the two sisters over, for fear that they would be poisoned.
Li Qiang and the two sisters immediately dodged away, they knew that this was Yang Yun's biological weapon, and after a while, the smoke cleared, and everyone began to wail.
"My stomach hurts!
"It hurts!"
"It hurts me, get out of the way, Dog X, I'm going to the bathroom!" Brother Gang had begun to sweat on his forehead, and kicked the fat man who was about to go to the bathroom.
"Brother Gang, hurry up and come out!I can't help it!" the fat man covered his stomach and wailed, afraid that he had already pulled in.... Pants on.
Thinking this is the end? Fusion pills don't end like this, but they are also discounted and millions of things are collected.
"Hee-hee! I'm the God of Gambling! I'm the big brother! At this time, Brother Gang came out of the bathroom, dancing and smirking.
"Hee-hee! I'm Crayon Xiaoxin!Elephant, Elephant, why is your trunk so long!" the fat man jumped up now that he had taken off his pants. Twisting his ..... Fart..
Those things that are pulled on pants .... Don't talk about it, it's dirty...
This medicine is really bull X! Pulling Xiang while pulling crazy! The most important thing is to suffer from the loss of liver and intestines! Who can stand it?
Tang Shiwu twisted her head to Yang Yun's side and gently pressed next to Yang Yun, "I'm sick to death." ”
Sister Tang Shiyu also turned her head and said, "What kind of poison are you, you are sick to death, and my father is also poisoned, can it be detoxified?"
Dad Tang was surrounded by the gangsters, so he naturally fell for this poison, and Yang Yun communicated with the system.
Yang Yun: "Big man, how to detoxify?"
System: "Give them food with your hair, connect their broken intestines, you can cure diarrhea, and three more heels can cure laughter!"
Yang Yun: "Eat hair? ”
"Ouch my stomach!" Dad Tang was already miserable, Yang Yun had no choice but to walk over, it was really dirty!
Yang Yun ordered Dad Tang to eat his hair, and after slapping the back of his head three times, Dad Tang got better in a few seconds and went to the bathroom to tidy up his clothes.
At this time, Brother Gang and the others were still dancing, and when they saw that Dad Tang's hair had healed after eating, they begged for mercy and an antidote.
"Hee-hee! give us hair! hee-hee. ”
"Hee-hee! please, give us hair! hee-hee!"
These people giggled, begged for mercy, danced with their hands, and pulled the air.
"Call Grandpa Yang, and I'll give you hair. Seeing them like this, Yang Yun planned to play with them and not let them suffer a little, how could he remember it for a long time.
"Hehe, Grandpa Yang, we were wrong! ”
"Hee-hee! Grandpa Yang! Grandpa Yang! We were wrong!"
Yang Yun and Li Qiang both laughed, it was so cool, and they finally took revenge on them. Let's see if they dare to find trouble!
Yang Yun smiled, "Do you still want a million, will you trouble us in the future?"
"Haha! Don't be, don't dare!Haha!" Brother Gang said dancingly.
Yang Yun also felt that it was almost over, these people should not trouble Shiyu and them anymore, so he looked at Tang Shiyu and said:
"Shiyu, help me pull out a handful of hair. ”
Tang Shiyu glanced at Yang Yun, and opened on tiptoe.
"Shhh
Yang Yun thought that this antidote was too pitiful, and he was afraid that he would become bald if he tricked a few more people. Yang Yun handed a handful of hair to Li Qiang and asked him to distribute all the hair to this group of people.
After detoxification, Brother Gang immediately ran to the room, and he should have sorted out the dirty things on his body.
After Tang's father sorted out his outfits, Yang Yun and the others were about to leave, and Brother Gang came out of the room, obviously tidying up his outfits.